- >Day Chasing the Dragon in Equestria
- >You are Anon
- >And right now you're fending off a dragon that's trying to destroy your home.
- >You really wish you were Dragonborn right now.
- >All you have is a baseball bat and some crude wooden armor on.
- >You charge the dragon and strike it in the head.
- >Critical Hit
- >It goes down and it's head slams into the ground.
- >A huge explosion erupts from the stomach of the dragon, revealing...
- >Christopher Walken
- >"Now I gotta say, you did a pretty good job here. Here, have a cowbell"
- >You're smiling from ear to ear after hearing that.
- >He walks up to you and hits you across the face with a ping pong paddle, knocking you unconscious.
- >"Will somep0ny get him to a mental asylum?"
- >Twilight stands over your body, holding a club with magic.
- >"That's the third time this week he started attacking my house yelling 'DRAGON MUST DIE!'"
- >She walks away as two other p0nies carry your body towards the hospital.
- >The only thing you can think of right now is Christopher Walken and his voice.
- >"If you don't get up kid, I'll make sure to bury your body where no one can find you."
- >He kicks you in the throat and you wake with a jolt of energy.
- YES SIR!
- >You look left and right to see two dragons carrying you to God knows where.
- >Sure ain't having this.
- >You reach for your bat and crack them both up-side their heads.
- >Once free from their claws, you make your way back to P0nyville, with only one thing in your mind.
- >Kill the leader
- >Kill the Legendary Yellow Dragon
- >Kill Fluttershy
- >With More Cowbell
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