- >You return to your home from work.
- >You call your always reliable Windows XP pony because fuck the other Windows.
- "Exppy! I'm home!"
- >No response.
- >She's probably sleeping or something.
- >Oh well. Time for food.
- >You go to the kitchen but something catches your eye before going.
- >You turn and se- What the fuck?
- >It's a pony. How it got here?
- >"Anon!"
- >It hugs you. What.
- >It hugs even harder. It feels like... Wait a minute.
- "Exppy?"
- >Exppy... Or so you think stops hugging you.
- >"Yes Anon?"
- "What happened to you?"
- >"Dunno. I woke up like this."
- >dontbelieveherlies.jpg
- "Really?"
- >Exppy goes to the sofa confused.
- >You look at Exppy closely to know what the fuck happened.
- >Looking at her coat, it looks that a dark blue paint bucket fell on her.
- >You still see green patches on her.
- >Trying to get a better look, you find extensions of the same color as her 'new' coat on her hooves.
- >Probably they're wood or something since they look squareish.
- >You knock a few times on them. Yep, it's wood.
- >You try to remove them but it looks that's glued.
- >Exppy giggles at your attempt.
- >"Anon, stop. I'm ticklish there."
- >You ignore Exppy and continue to remove those things for fifteen minutes without success before Exppy explodes laughing.
- >You'll deal with those later. Exppy would die of laughter if you continue doing that.
- >Continuing what you were doing before, you try to look on her mane.
- >You see it's a wig. A fucking wig.
- >How she got a wig that big in the first place?
- >As like with the coat, you still see parts from her mane on it sticking out.
- >You try to pull the wig slowly so Exppy doesn't scream from pain.
- >Apparently the wig is held in place but Exppy doesn't answer to it.
- >"Anon? What are you doing?"
- >You try to pull harder. No reaction pron Exppy either. Probably doesn't feel what happens with the wig.
- >You pull even harder, which makes the wig "snap" from it's place.
- >And since you were pulling hard, you went backwards with the wig in your hands.
- >You hit the wall. And it hurts. A lot.
- >Exppy is laughing at your small misfortune.
- "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now stand still."
- >Exppy does so while giggling, so you try to look on her flank.
- >You see something so obvious that you don't know how you didn't notice it unitl now.
- >She probably doesn't like that since she turned to you looking annoyed.
- >"Anon!"
- >You try to get a look on her flank to see what's on Exppy turns around every time.
- "Exppy, let me look at your flank."
- >She giggles at that.
- >"Why? You look at my flank every day. Why do you want look at it now?"
- >Ignoring her, you continue to try looking at her flank but she still turns around.
- >"Anon! Please, stop."
- >Annoyed by her antics, you try another tactic.
- "Okay Exppy. I'll go to the kitchen for something to eat. Do you want something?"
- >She pauses for a second before answering
- >"Nah. I'm fine."
- >You go to the kitchen and make you usual food to distract Exppy.
- >Some minutes later you throw a plate to the floor and hide on the side of the door.
- >Exppy hears this so she comes to the kitchen.
- >"What happened Anon? I hear something break and..."
- >Exppy stops mid-sentence and starts looking around.
- >"Anon? Where are you?"
- >You exit from your hiding spot and trap her from behind.
- >"Eek! Anon, what are you doing?"
- >Annoyed, Exppy tries to struggle her way out, hitting you in the process, but it fails.
- "Let me look!"
- >"No!"
- >Exppy's angry but you don't care. You want to look at her flank.
- >Wow, you sound like a pervert.
- >She continues like that for a few minutes.
- >Once you get your hands on her flank, you see what is in there.
- >It's a blue paper with the Windows Vista logo taped on where her mark is.
- >What the fuck? Is she trying to be Vista?
- >Exppy stops once you remove yourself from her.
- "What the fuck Exppy?"
- >She's still annoyed by that but at least she would explain it to you.
- >You think.
- >Instead, Exppy starts tearing up and runs outside.
- >You stay there for some minutes thinking why she ran.
- >You don't know why she did that. You should talk with her.
- >You go to your room but it's locked.
- >You try to knock a few times to get Exppy to open it.
- "Exppy? It's me, Anon. Open the door, please."
- >"No! Get out!"
- >It looks that she's crying and angry.
- >Yes, you tried to know why she looked like that but is not for making her cry... Right?
- >You knock the door once more.
- "Exppy, open the door now."
- >"No!"
- >She's still stubborn, so you go for the room keys at the entrance.
- >Once you return you see that the door is open.
- >You go to the room to see a pony crying in your bed sheets.
- >Exppy had it hard. But why she did it?
- >You go and sit on the bed. The weight shift made Exppy look at you.
- "Exppy... Why you did this?"
- >She's still sobbing a little.
- >"I... I..."
- >She pauses for some seconds before sobbing again.
- >You don't know what is happening but you comfort her anyways.
- >She continues sobbing for a good fifteen minutes before stopping and looking at your eyes.
- >"I did it... For you."
- >What? You are very confused now.
- "Why you did it?"
- >Exppy gets out of your bed, only to get a small box from below the bed.
- >Still confused, you try to talk to her
- "What is in that box?"
- >She gives you the box and you start reading the cover.
- >Vista Inspirat for ponies. Make your Windows Pony look like a Windows Vista pony! (Full likeness not guaranteed)
- >Exppy is still there. Waiting for your answer.
- "I..."
- I can't think on a good ending. I'm leaving this to your imagination.
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