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My Writefag is a DICK! Chaper 3: A Year of Failure

By: Vlaxion on Mar 5th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.71 KB  |  hits: 59  |  expires: Never
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  1. OH MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK! WHAT THE HELL?!
  2. >>"Okay, first off, language? There are younger Anons out there. I heard a few weeks ago someone in the Skype chat was only fifteen. ONE FIVE! Can you believe it? I-"
  3. WHAT THE HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT, WHAT WAS THAT?!
  4. >>"You're going to have to be a liiiitle bit more descriptive than that."
  5. ONE. FUCKING. YEAR.
  6. >>"Yeeeaaaah. I thought AiE wasnt going to be a 'thing' and well, I kinda gave up."
  7. >One year.
  8. >An entire year went past.
  9. >You were frozen.
  10. >You couldn't progress.
  11. >You couldn't even fucking think.
  12. >Frozen.
  13. >>"Great movie, gotta say. Do you want to build a snowmaaaan?"
  14. ...
  15. >>"Anyway, lets continue."
  16. No. Lets not continue. I WAS IN SOME STARWARS STASIS SHIT FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!
  17. >>"Did it hurt?"
  18. >You paused for a moment to think it over.
  19. No.
  20. >>"Were you uncomfortable?"
  21. Not really.
  22. >>"Then WHAT is the deal? SO WHAT if you were in some sort of wacky stasis-thing. I am here to write out your story."
  23.  
  24. >After an entire year, you felt-
  25. WHAT ABOUT THE OUTSIDE WORLD?! WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE?! WHAT ABOUT MY HOME? MY FAMILY? MY FRIENDS? WHAT ABO-
  26. >>"Gonna stop you right there, because an event is coming up."
  27. HEY!
  28. >>”Seems like a big one.”
  29. WAIT!
  30. >You hear a cough behind you.
  31. >AppleJack and RainbowDash were looking at you confused.
  32. >”Anon, um… Ya’ll alright? Ya just started yellin and-”
  33. >”Dude, you have some problems…”
  34. >You stand straight up, hands to your sides.
  35. I- Um- Uh- SORRY!
  36. >Their confused faces intensify
  37. I was… There was… Something on my mind! And I couldn't quite remember what it was.
  38. >You could feel the sweat run down the side of your face.
  39. >Applejack walked up to you with a more concerned face.
  40. >”Hun, y’all dont need to hide it. We all have some skeletons in our closets.”
  41.  
  42. >You literally have no idea where AppleJack is going with this.
  43. >”See, its natural to be- Um… ‘do’ those kinds of things when yer uh… How can I put this…”
  44. >AppleJack whispers something into RainbowDash’s ear.
  45. >Rainbow nobs.
  46. >”Dude, you’re autistic.”
  47. >>”Ouch.”
  48. Excuse me?
  49. >Your heart sank.
  50. >It felt like Rainbow Dash pierced it with a pike.
  51. >>"Rainbow Dash wouldn't say that... Let me rewrite this entire scene. "
  52. What?
  53. >"There he goes again," Rainbow Dash whispers, "maybe something is actually there?"
  54. >"Perhaps..."
  55. >>"Look, this entire CHAPTER was kinda ruined... I think I will probably just start over."
  56. >An odd sensation began to boil inside you.
  57. Start... Over?
  58. >>"Yeah... I'll keep this paste to remind myself of how terrible this chapter was. I wont delete it like the last couple. I learned nothing from them... Keeping it will help me improve!"
  59. >You fall to your knees
  60. I dont feel good. Please, ju
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