Title: Anon the Summoner 'n Shit Author: Vlaxion Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/TcS3B7T7 First Edit: Sunday 12th of May 2013 03:34:12 AM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 12th of May 2013 03:34:12 AM CDT >It was a dark and spooky night. >Shit was so edgy, you could cut pancakes with it. >Out in the woods. >Spooky Equestrian woods. >Be jacking off to Nightmare Moon Statue. Ah yeah, FUCK you Nightmare! Dirty little slut! Show me that flank! Fuckin- >Fapping to statues was you fetish. >Not really, it was actually ponies, and the NMM statue looked extremely real... >AND because no one was around. >... >Drenched in sweat, you place your hand on the statues flank. >It was cold and dry. Damn, you are one crazy horse. >You take a quick look around to see if any of the ponies where near. Alright... The coast is clear... >You take your dick and begin to rub it against the statues flank. >God DAMN this thing is cold. >Probably a bad idea. >You take your dick away from the statue and return to the usual left-hand fap. >Lefty feels more like a stranger. >With your right hand, you reach over to where a marehood would be and grip. Ah yeah... Dirty slut, take it! TAKE IT ALL! >With the force of 1000 Suns, you cum like you've never cum before. >Right into the statues crevice, in the flank. >You squeeze every bit of cum out, and wipe your dick on her cutie mark. >A small rumbling could be felt. SHIT! Was someone watching?! >You quickly pulled up your pants and began sprinting. >SHIT! >Straight back to your little house near the edge of Ponyville. >You take a quick look behind you. >Seems pretty safe... >You rustle through your pocket and pull out the key to your house.   >A medium sized iron key. >It looked like a dick. >hehe. >You pop open the lock and go inside casually. >It IS your house after all. >Without a moment to spare, you jump straight onto your bed. >Shower, Shit, Shave in the morning... >You roll over and ponder about what just happened. Mmm... >Go to forest to fap >Find pony statue >Fap into it >Rumbling >Run like a bitch. >Yeah... Seems about right. >You suddenly feel a chill. >... >Paralyzed, you bounce random thoughts around in your head. >OH SHIT, IT MUST BE THE POLICE PONY WHO WATCHED YOU WANK ONE INTO THE PONY STATUE! >No... be Cool... >Cool... >Cool. >You turn around to see a pony completely black. Bollocks. >"Were you the one that awoke me?" The mare spoke in a seductive tone. I... >The large mare slips under your covers. >You could see the large lump move closer towards you. >It smelled of... Rock... And... Cum? >"And could your name be?" >You didn't know whether to be scared or turned on at the moment.   >You hear a knock at the door. >The dark mare was completely unphased. A-Anon! >"Anon?" She questions, "What a silly name~" >She places a cold hoof on your chest. >The knock returned, only louder. >TOTALLY RUINING THE MOMENT! Uh... One moment? >You try to slip our of the covers, only for it to get caught on the mares horn. >The mare flips over you to reveal her large wings. Shit. Are you oka- >Wings. Horns. >THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! >Whats an ALICORN doing here?! >Your door busts down and you hear galloping heading towards your room. >The black alicorn pins you down, and licks her lips. >"Alright Anon... " >She leans in and gives you a quick peck on the lips. >From the door way, you see a tall mare. >Her mane suggested that she was Celestia. >THEN THIS IS LUNA?!   >"No... We... No..." >The tall mare walks forward, revealing herself to be Luna. >Then THIS MUST be- >A light is seen from outside. >Celestia was floating outside you room, gazing in with her eyebrows furrowed, and a blush on her cheeks. >Wait... >The light revealed the one on top of you was. >"Ahaahahahaa!" >"Let him go Nightmare Moon! I thought we banished you away forever?!" >NMM turns around, still standing over you. >"Banished? You merely turned me to stone, and teleported me away." >Luna turns to Celestia. >Sun-butt looks down, somewhat ashamed. >"I have returned as a summoning! Anon here was more then happy to do so, right Anon?" >You could totally see up into this mare's marehoo- YES >What the hell was the question? >"I am bound to this world. So long as Anon here wishes." >She smiles at you. >You force a smile back. >Wait... You look back at her marehood. >Cum. YOUR cum. >"We... We shall find a way! We will NOT stand to have you here any longer!" >"Then why not take a seat then?" >NMM sits on your face. >Luna blushes and turns to Celestia. >She signals for them to retreat till morning. >Luna looks back at you with anger. >... >You couldn't even respond, because your mouth was so full of moon-butt. >Both princesses fly off, and NMM gets off of you. >NMM stretches, revealing her cum and saliva filled marehood once again. >"I think I shall sleep a bit more... A princess DOES need her princess sleep." >She hops onto your bed and closes her eyes. >Fuck it. >You lie down next to her and hope to god this was all a dream. >Because, it probably is. >Totes, its a dream. >You were dreaming. >dream, dream, dream... >... >You weren't...   >The sun arose from its normal mountain tops. >You slowly opened your eyes and looked over next to you. >Nothing... >You smile, then frown. >It was... A dream? >Well, OF COURSE it was a dream >If it wasn't where would NMM be? >You roll out of bed and do your morning routine. >Set for the day, you head off to do your Anon-like things. >As you open the door to set off on whatever mary-sue journey you felt something... Strange... >You turn around, but no one was there. >A small noise can be heard... Coming from inside... Must be a cricket... >You hear a crash. Shit aint no cricket! >You quickly run to your room, where you heard the noise came from. >There stood the black Alicorn. >Nightmare Moon. >She wore your trousers over her head. >... >"Anon! assist me in removing... These trousers." >Fucking hell. >Her horn came out of the penis hole, and her ears came out of the leg holes. >She looked ridiculous! >You help remove the trousers Um... >"Yes?~" What were you doing with my, uh... trousers? >"I do not know what you are talking about! It looked like a... cloth helmet! yes!" By the way... My full name is Anonymous... Sounds awkward when you just call me Anon..." >NMM looks over to you with bedroom eyes. >"Alright, AN-ON-O-MUS~" >You begin to blush. >"So, whats in-store for us today? In-store?! >"You DID summon me, did you not?" >FUCK, did you?! >NMM circles around you. >"Well, if you need me, I'm only a few shadows away~" >With that, NMM walks into your closet and disappears. >True Mare-magic shit. >You walk cautiously back outside. >As you continue to walk, you notice your shadow IS NMM. ... >You try not to look down at her. >You continue on with your little mary-sue adventure to where ever your feet lead you.