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Flutterrape is Better (April Fools)

By: VisiTi on Apr 1st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.95 KB  |  hits: 42  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be at Fluttershy’s house, helping her clean up after some of the animals fucked everything up.
  2. >“Thanks again for helping me clean up my house, Anon.”
  3. “No problem Fluttershy.”
  4. >“Umm, Anon? You can put your shirt back on.”
  5. “There’s no need to be modest Flutters, not when you have a body as appealing as mine.”
  6. >“What?”
  7. >You wrap your arm around her and pull her to your side.
  8. “Who knows, somepony might see something they like.”
  9. >“Wh-w, An-I, w-wha-“
  10. >She’s blushing profusely now.
  11. “Oh my, what have we here?”
  12. >You let Fluttershy drop to the floor.
  13. “A stain that has refused to come out of your rug?”
  14. >Getting down on your arms and legs you pull out a scrubbing brush.
  15. “I will have to scrub vigorously to rid your mat of this filth.”
  16. >You start to scrub but let out a sigh.
  17. “But alas, it would seem that my poor physical stature leaves me with no strength to do so.”
  18. “It would be so very easy for anypony to sneak up behind me and hold me down.”
  19. >You look over your shoulder back at Fluttershy.
  20. “They could even have their way with my beautiful body.”
  21. >Her mouth is hanging open, yet no words are coming out.
  22. “Come on.”
  23. >Nothing
  24. “Come on!”
  25. >”E-e-excuse me?”
  26. “Do something! Come on, I’m waiting!”
  27. >”A-Anon, I don’t understand.”
  28. “God damn…”
  29. >You’re practically facepalming as you stand up to approach her.
  30. “Make a move, do something stalkerish!”
  31. >You lift her up and start shaking her in the air.
  32. “Jesus, do I have to spell it out?”
  33. “Follow me around town, try to guess my fetish, come to my house with the intention to rape me! Do something you beta faggot!”
  34. >She’s shivering now, eyes almost tearing up, she barely manages to stammer out her next words.
  35. >”Anon, y-you’re scaring me…”
  36. “Fuck it”
  37. >You drop her on the ground and stomp towards her door.
  38. >Glancing back, you voice your frustrations in a single sentence.
  39. “Flutterrape is better…”