Title:           Horsefuckers in Metal Gear - Big Boss Base Raid
Author:          VirtuousWritefag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/nh95gHuZ
First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of November 2014 09:50:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 25th of November 2014 09:50:05 PM CDT

>Be me
>My base has no resources to research shit
>Decide to invade another base to steal their soldiers and other stuff
>Enter another base discreetly
>The base and its struts is colored a fucking cotton candy pink
>Who the fuck does this
>Disregard that, stealthily move through the base for those supply crates
>Notice a soldier is guarding some crates
>Look at his uniform
>It's a fucking rainbow camo
>Tranq that sunnavabitch
>We'll fix that guy soon, and get him a real uniform
>Fulton him
>Climb on top of one of the supply crates, start fultoning them
>Fulton the last crate and ride it back home
>Arrive home
>Kaz hobbles over to me
>“Boss, you should take a look at those crates.”
>The crates’ logo is called “Prancing Ponies”
>Fuck it, just open it so we can get some materials
>My soldiers open the crates
>The crates are full of packaged pony toys, DVDs, coloring books and shirts
>Ocelot runs over and starts playing with his “favorite pony Applejack”
>mfw