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[AiE] Anti-social Anon, Ch. 2

By: ViralType on Sep 6th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.93 KB  |  hits: 52  |  expires: Never
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  1. >speaking of home
  2. >it’s not really yours
  3. >nor is it a home
  4. >a family was nice enough to give you their attic space for a modest sum of bits per month
  5. >it is a roof over your head (literally), and they had some nice cookin’, so you couldn’t complain
  6. >and you also couldn’t burn it down, but your message got through to Pinkie either way, thank god
  7. >you stand a dozen feet away from the house, before deciding to continue onwards, sleep befor ework be damned
  8. >it’s just too nice a night to waste of replenishing your serotonin levels just yet
  9.  
  10. >And so it goes
  11. >from the house you’re staying in, to the mayor’s office, to Rarity’s shop, all the way to the outskirts of town where Fluttershy is and hooking back west
  12. >your legs are slowly tiring by this point
  13. >you weren’t particularly active back in your old life, but you did often walk around for long hours
  14. >on a few, particularly drunk occasions, you walked for three hours straight
  15. >often mumbling and grumbling some very misanthropic, some might say edgy, claims about the world
  16. >now all you have to get drunk on here is Cider
  17. >although you guess you could start your own venture into the world of alcohol
  18. >you need some grapes, or any old fruit, leave it to rot or ‘’ferment’’, squeeze out the juice
  19. >and presto: instant booze
  20. >not as strong as you’d like it, but at least it would add variety
  21. >maybe you could give the Apple family a run for their money
  22. >you’d just need a manager, and a salesman
  23. >thinking about the very logistics of it (price of fruit, price of labour, price of product, gross, taxes...) you end up close to the Treebrary
  24. >not very surprising a light is seen through one of the bottom windows
  25. >Twilight is probably studying something, or is just reading for the fun of it and forgot the time
  26. >maybe she has a book on making alcohol
  27.  
  28. >you step up to the door
  29. >Twilight hasn’t noticed you, otherwise she’d’ve opened it by now, since you passed close by her window
  30. >you inhale deeply and exhale
  31. >OK, you think, just knock, ask her if she has the book, if she doesn’t: no matter, if she does ask her if you can borrow it
  32. >no biggie, simple interaction
  33. >then why are you hyper-ventilating and your palms sweating?
  34. >because you’d rather not make a fool out of yourself
  35. >oh, you can get pissed off easy enough, but simple interaction?
  36. >that’s too much
  37. >which is especially ironic considering you need to ask Ms. Shut-In for something and you fear HER
  38. >or rather, the fool you can make yourself in front of her
  39. >oh come on!
  40. >she’ll understand
  41. >it’s not like she hasn’t spilled her spaghetti in the past
  42. >god’s sake, remember when she tried to tell you her library doors are always open and instead blurted out ‘’buttbrardy’’?
  43. >if anyone should be able to help you stuff your spaghetti back into your pocket in case of spillage it’s Twilight
  44. >OK, inhale once more
  45. >chest out, spine straight
  46. >and—
  47. >the light goes out in your peripheral vision
  48. >she...
  49. >she’s going to bed
  50.  
  51. >w-well, you don’t want to seem like a creeper, knocking this late in the night
  52. >especially when she’s about to go to bed
  53. >yeah, best not to disturb her
  54. >just ask tomorrow
  55. >tomorrow’s good
  56. >you move briskly back to that-house-you’re-staying-in-you-erroneously-call-yours-sometimes
  57. >only to find out that it too has no lights beaming through the windows
  58. >w-well, you don’t want to disturb the nice family’s sleep
  59. >being that much of a burden is really inconsiderate
  60. >especially after they’ve put up with your human-appetite and general awkward person
  61. >you look around, and see only darkened windows
  62. >the only source of illumination being Luna’s Moon
  63. Heh... Luna’s ‘’moon’’
  64. >well, it’s not like there’s monster roaming around in Ponyville
  65. >you opt to somewhere where there are bushes and sleep there
  66. >out of sight, out of mind
  67. >hopefully the dawn will awaken you before anyone finds you there
  68. >you don’t need that in your life