The Herd (Part 1) (DISCONTINUED)

(Rarity's PoV)

 

>It's about lunch and you're heading out to Fluttershy's place, because today is the greatest day of the week. SPA DAY!

>In the weeks since they got back after the Discord incident, Fluttershy hasn't really left the house.

>Neither has Anon. You're starting to worry about them, so you've decided to make sure at least one of them leaves the house today.

>Today was Rainbow's day to spy, but that's kinda fallen through. You're fairly certain he knows something's up.

>It didn't help that Applejack simply asked if he was up to anything on her first day.

>At any rate, other than his sense of humor becoming a little more...out there, he doesn't seem to have changed at all.

>You reach the house and knock on the door, Fluttershy answers.

Hello darling. Are you ready to go?

>FS: Oh, umm, not just yet. Do you want to come in for a bit?

Yes, thank you dear.

>You follow her to the living room where, to your surprise, the girls and Spike are all are watching Anon play with something.

>Except Twilight who seems to be trying to read a pile of books who's covers are written in what seems to be a twisted form of Equestrian.

>Anon's using some kind of board like control device, and a small human on a screen seems to be moving to it.

>He actually has many large screens set up, and dozens of blinking electronic boxes.

>Putting two and two together, you believe these may be human versions of those new arcade games.

>Girls: Heya Rarity.

>A: Sup Marshmallow? Take a seat, maybe you'll like the vidya too.

>You hop onto the couch with the others.

I guess, but these arcade games seem like a waste of time to me, or a fad at best.

 

>AJ: Actually Rarity, these here games are pretty good, ah sure like em.

>PP: Hehehehe *snort*

I suppose, this certainly looks a far cry from the blocks Sweetie wastes her allowance to stare at. Are they as violent?

>RD: Violent? THOSE aren't violent, Anon runs around on here killing other humans. WHACK! SLASH! ZAP!

My word!

>AJ: Aww relax Rare, it's just a game, ain't really happnin.

*Sigh* Fine, I suppose.

By the way, what are you all doing here?

>RD: Oh, well I came to visit and Anon was playing with all these awesome human toys, so I rounded up the gang.

And why was I not invited?

>RD: Well I knew you'd be by soon for your frilly spa stuff anyway.

Rude! Anyway, what have you all been up to over here?

>A: We're taking turns with games, got Twi some books, Pinkie got into the whiskey.

Whiskey?

>A: Human booze, makes that cider look like water.

>He grabs a bottle of amber liquid and pours a little into a tiny glass and offers it to you.

Well..I'd hate to offend.

>You try to sip it, but he stops you.

>A: No, it's a shot, slam it back in one gulp.

>Well, maybe that's polite for this?

>You throw it back.

*cough* *cough* *cough* Sweet Celestia that burns!

>A: That's normal. Only AJ and Pinkie could take it, and Pinkie drank herself silly.

>He pours another "shot" and throws it back without any apparent bother.

>A: 40%, like I said, cider and wine got nothing.

 

>Shrugging off your experience, you sit and watch for a while, as Anon runs across winter expanses slaying many humans.

>Eventually, a dragon drops from nowhere and begins attacking him.

>With amazingly little effort, he kills it, before it burns away, leaving only bone.

Anon! In front of Spike?

>Sp: Umm, it's a game? He said they're kinda forced to be bad. OH! Wouldn't it be cool if dragon breath actually worked like that? FUS RO DAH!

>Anon gives a snicker at his outburst.

I'm sorry, but it simply isn't proper to show a child the murder of his own kind.

>Sp: Aww, come on, you're not my mom.

>Anon gives a sigh and get up to change the game.

>It exits out to a picture of him and Fluttershy.

>He brings up another icon you can't really read, which starts a different game.

D...f...q....b...

>A: Dead Space 2

Oh.

>TS: I'm having a little trouble reading it too, at least their speech is the same.

What sort of game is this?

>A: Survival horror in a futuristic setting.

>You have a bad feeling that this is some sort of punishment for you forcing him off the last game.

 

>It begins with a small film of a corpse like woman screaming for a man to "Make us whole".

How creepy.

>The scene changes to this "Issac" being helped to escape by a frantic guy, when he's suddenly killed by....something.

>Anon reaches over and covers Spike's and Fluttershy's eyes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>The whole room screams while Anon just laughs.

>He stops the game while everyp0ny tries to calm down.

>AJ: Tha hell Anon?

>PP: G..giggle....at... the ghosties...

Dear Celestia how absolutely horrifying!

>TS: What in the world Anon? That's not real is it?

>RD: Wow....Anon that was the greatest prank ever! You almost even scared me!

>She was so scared, Spike and Fluttershy just look confused.

Honestly Anon, whoever thought that up is disturbed.

>A: Heh, the entire game is like that. And it's not exactly a short game....fine, I'll put on something more friendly.

R..right, Fluttershy, we should really get going if we don't want to be late.

>FS: Oh, umm, right, let's go.

>She gives Anon a kiss and hug, then jumps off the couch to join you.

>She levitates her saddlebag on, and changes to her normal pegasus form in a pink flash.

>Though she hasn't been in town much, she explained her earlier appearance to a temporary magical experiment.

>FS: Umm, I'm ready to go now, whenever you are.

>A: Have fun girls. And Rarity?

Yes Anon?

>He levitates a magazine into your saddlebag.

>A: I figured you'd be interested in some of these human fashion mags, something to read while you're there.

>You give him a smile and nod, and trot out of the room.

 

>As you walk along the forest path, you decide to strike up a conversation.

So, Fluttershy. How's living in the Everfree castle?

>"Oh, umm, it's nice. It was a little spooky at first, but once you get used to it, it's very peaceful."

The Everfree? Peaceful?

>"I know, but it really is, I guess the field helps that."

You know, that place could be so nice if you fixed more of it up.

>"Oh umm, I know, but we don't need any more."

Nonsense! Why, if it was all repaired, you'd have a small town, like a hold all your own.

>"Oh, but we don't have anything to do with all that empty space."

Well darling, perhaps you could take in some tenants? It must be so lonely living way out there all by yourselves.

>"Oh, no not really. And I'm not sure I'd like starting my own town...too much pressure."

Darling, you're an alicorn now, you deserve having p0nies fawn over you.

>She shudders a little.

>"I don't think I'd like that. And I'm not really an alicorn, I'm...well I dunno....an uberp0ny?"

What pray tell is that?

>"Well, he threw in the best features of other types of equines, like changeling powers and night p0ny senses."

>"There's some stuff from...like donkey's and zebra's in there too I think."

Oh, well, even better. You deserve only the best darling.

>"Oh, thanks Rarity, but I'm fine with Anon."

Ah yes, how has Anon been anyhow?

>"Oh, umm, he's been fine, still really nice. He's mostly been playing with his powers, a lot of that human stuff is pretty useful."

Glad, he still seems rather gentlecoltly...other than his sense of humor. So tell me a bit about this human stuff.

 

>As you walk, Fluttershy regales you with second hoof human stories.

>The purpose of the stuff he's summoned, their culture, everything.

>You kinda try to steer the conversation towards him again after a while.

>Fluttershy is more than happy to talk about him. You listen intently to everything she has to say.

>Things have been rather....strange lately, but he's usually quite a gentlecolt.

>Just thinking about when he was romancing Fluttershy... He was a lot kinder than most stallions were expected to be.

>You think it's time to try, but you'll need to be be delicate about it.

>Finally arriving at the spa, you continue to steer the conversation towards Anon, complimenting him, and their relationship.

>You drop as many hints as you can, but she either ignores them, or doesn't get them.

>They weren't all exactly subtle either. Fluttershy isn't a stupid p0ny, but sometimes she can be a little....dense.

>When you enter the steam room, you feel that, after a lot of talk, and a lot of waiting, you're ready to bring it up.

>You figure this is private enough to talk on the subject, but public enough that she won't make a scene.

So, Fluttershy?

>"Yes Rarity?"

I was wondering. What do you think about all this herd business?

>She seems a bit upset already.

>"I think it's been nothing but trouble, that's what."

>"Between it and that book, mares flirt with Anon almost constantly just because they're horny.

>"Before this mess, he rarely got that kind of hassle. Just the occasional lover of the exotic."

>She sighs.

>"Sorry about going off like that. At least...at least it's mostly stopped now."

 

>You're worried that this might not be such a great idea, but you came here with a mission, and you intend to see it through.

>Except...you have no idea how to say it. She's ignored all your hints, so you decide to just come out with it.

Fluttershy?

>"Yes Rarity?"

I need to ask you something, and I need you to promise not to get mad.

>"I'll, umm, I'll try."

>Alright, deep breath.

We are the very best of friends, are we not?

>"Yes."

And we can share anything, right?

>"Of course."

So...what if I told you I was interested in *gulp* in joining Anon's herd?

>You're met with a cold stare. Not THE stare, but close.

>"No."

Wait! Fluttershy? Just hear me out first! Please?

>"Fine, but I'll ask the questions."

>Fluttershy rarely asserts herself, but she's...kind of frightening when she does.

Alright, ask away.

 

>"Why Anon? Is this just so you can become an alicorn, or interest in his....his bedroom skill?"

>Her burst of rage is fading, now she just sounds hurt.

Of course not! Where did you get that idea?

>"A few mares...okay, more than a few have tried to bed him."

Trollops. No, I'm actually attracted to him as a person.

>"That's good. But what do YOU see in him?"

Well, darling, look at how he treats you.

>"How he treats me?"

Let's be honest, there's not enough stallions to go around. They know it, they get their pick and most act like jerks because they can get away with it.

>"But Anon's not mean."

EXACTLY! I've never seen him hit you...*ahem*..except for that spanking..

>She turns very red.

Never hits you, never threatens you, never demeans you, hardly ever even raises his voice. Nice stallions are rare, especially one of his caliber.

>"Oh, umm, I didn't think of it like that...but still, I...I really don't want to....I don't know if it would work."

>You scooch over and place a hoof on her shoulder.

Fluttershy, darling, I'm not trying to force you into anything. I've been interested since I saw him treating you like a proper lady when he was courting you.

I simply hoped that this legal change would allow me a chance, but...I just wanted to get that out there.

>You get up and trot for the door.

Just let me know when you're ready to go. I'm paying.

>"Rarity, wait."

>She beckons you to sit back down, which you do.

>"Umm, tell me a bit more about this herd stuff."

 

Alright, what do you want to know?

>"Umm, what are the laws about it? If you know I mean."

Ah! I did look this up when it came back. Well, how it works in modern times.

Simply put, all the mares in the herd sign over everything they own to their stallion so home breakers can't join and leave to take the groups property.

A mare might still have to work, but her main job is making sure her stallion's needs are met.

The stallion is responsible for making sure his herd is happy, healthy, and taken care of, within reason. If he can't, his mares can leave along with an equal share of the wealth.

Mares can be kicked out, but if it can't be proved that she was harming the entire herd, she takes a share of the wealth.

Same if a mare wants to leave, she has to prove he's unfit, such as being abusive, or she gets nothing.

Children are the custody of the herd as a whole. Well, that's the gist of the basics.

>"It, umm, sounds like it's a lot better deal for the stallions."

It is, but it's modified from a very old law. I'm sure nop0ny in her right mind would join any but the kindest stallions.

>"But umm, why would anyone join at all instead of just...being together without calling it a herd?"

Oh, same reason as normal marriage I guess? Marriage benefits, some changes, to make sure everyp0ny in the herd is always taken care of if something happens.

>"That, umm, that makes sense I guess....I dunno, do you really think it would work?"

Oh my yes, I know that the...hierarchy seems intimidating, but I have no doubt it would work out.

>"That's not what I meant. I meant, do you think this is something that would actually work for all of us? I mean, it seems like a lot of trouble."

Darling, think about it this. You'd have more stability and breadth in the relationship. There's a larger pool to talk with on those private problems.

It's a show of trust, to give him that much control.....but I don't think Anon would abuse it.

>She smiles.

>"Neither do I."

Assuming you agree to try, I believe our friendship is strong enough to survive even if it fails.

>"Fails?"

Just a possibility darling. If we give it a try, and you and Anon decide a herd isn't something you'd like before we make it official, I'll stop, no hard feelings.

 

>"What if it....what if it hurts things between us...me and Anon I mean."

Fluttershy, don't be silly, he chose you twice. For life, and then again when faced with eternity. You're just being paranoid.

Just remember, no matter what happens, I'll still be your friend and Anon will still be your husband.

>She just sits there for the longest while, seeming lost in thought.

>The tension is thicker than the steam.

>"Alright Rarity, but only because you're one of my very best friends."

>You practically bound back over to her, giving her a big hug.

OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! You won't regret it, I promise.

>"Crushing...me!"

>You let her out of what it seems is your death grip.

Sorry darling, I got a little carried away.

>"So, umm, do you want to talk to him yourself, or should I kinda....soften him up to the idea first?"

Oh, hmm. If he's been harassed, it might be better if you open him to the idea...But there's no need to say names yet if you can avoid it.

>"Alright."

Thank you darling. Don't worry darling, I'm sure things will be fine. It might be good for you too.

>"Good for me?"

For both of you. No offense darling, but you two have barely left home since your changes. Some of the girls have been a little worried you'd just lock the doors one day and stay in.

>"Oh my, I didn't realize that. You're, umm, social, you can help with that. Right?"

Oh course, anything I can do to help.

 

>The two of you leave the sauna with clean pores, next up is a nice bath to clean all the sweat and mud off.

>Before hoof, you grab the magazine so you can read it while you wash.

>Aaaand! You can't read it, it's more of that same human font.

>"Rarity? Anon taught me how to read that, if you want me to."

Really? Thank you darling.

>She's only able to read slowly, but it's still a lot better than you were able.

>The pictures seem really clear and life like, even if you're not so sure about all the styles.

>Still, the book seems to imply all humans wear clothes at almost all times. That sounds like pure gold to you.

>Fluttershy skips her massage, claiming that hooves just don't compare next to hands.

>Finally, it's time to go. Despite your offer to pay, Fluttershy insists on paying for herself.

Before we go back to the castle, I need to stop by my house for just a moment.

>"Oh, okay."

>You trot over to your house while she follows, and head to your room. Fluttershy simply waits in the lobby.

>Stashing the films and the Anon toy in your bag, you have what you need.

>You don't plan on bringing it up tonight, but a lady is always prepared, and you'll need to come clean if you want a proper relationship.

>You head downstairs and head out with Fluttershy in tow as you start the long walk back to the castle.

 

>There's still a few hours until it gets dark, so you decide that there's no need to hurry.

>Conversation is sparse on the trip, mostly casual chat, though there are some mentions of living arrangements if it does happen.

>Ultimately though, that would be up to Anon.

>Finally you see castle, but as you get closer, you can hear, or rather feel a deep bass in the air.

>The two of you head up, and in, when you're outside the door to the living room you can tell Pinkie's probably started some kind of party.

>Not even Vinyl Scratch's gear makes this kind of sound.

>You set take a deep breath and walk in.

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(Anon's PoV)

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>Since the girls got here, you've started stuffing this room with electronics, the latest edition being a very high end sound system spreading the room.

>PP: POLKA! YAY!

>RD SP: ROCK!

>AJ: ELECTRO!

>Everyone gives her a look.

>AJ: What? Ya'll assume just 'cause ah'm a farm girl that ah can't like anythin but country?

>You give a small chuckle.

Well girls, it IS AJ's turn to pick some music.

>The others pout while she struts over, you read titles out for her, and she chooses her song.

>She starts dancing a bit, Dash and Spike are trying to get into some games, and Pinkie is trying to get more booze after you cut her off.

>Even Twilight is giving games a try after you started Portal for her, there are firearms, but you figured it was safe since you told her all the stuff there is pure fiction.

>She might completely lack common sense, but her raw logic crushes yours. She's blowing through that game like it's nothing.

>Or she would be, except she doesn't really get that the game always insults you, causing her to replay some levels multiple times looking for praise.

>This serves as a great source of amusement for you.

>A few minutes into AJ's song, the door opens and the girls walk in. The gang's all here.

 

>You pause the music in case they have anything to say.

>RT: Hello everyp0ny! Anything happen while we were gone?

>Everyone shakes their heads.

>Fluttershy returns to her normal form and jumps up to lay in your lap.

Heh, looking great Shy!

>You give her a quick kiss and start massaging her wings, knowing she doesn't get spa massages anymore.

>Rarity takes the seat beside you.

>RT: Please, don't let us ruin the party.

>Shrugging, you turn the music back on a little lower than before. and continue watching Twilight getting mad at her game.

>TS: DAMMIT! STOP! I'M GOOD AT THIS!

>You really can't help but laugh.

>The others continue their own stuff, including Pinkie's continued desire for more booze.

>That one has a seriously addictive personality.

>After working Shy's wings for a while, Dash decides to butt in.

>RD: Hey Anon, you've been playing with Shy's wings for a while.

And?

>RD: She hardly even uses em, why don't you massage mine, gotta stay relaxed for weather duties.

But Dash, you don't work. You don't do anything but laze about and fly.

>The others get in a laugh at her expense.

>RD: HEY! Fine, it's easier to fly relaxed. Now will you?

>Shy gives you a nod and hops from your lap, Dash instantly replacing her.

>You grab her wings and start rubbing your thumbs into the top.

>Dash is rather sensitive it seems, because she's already relaxing a bit.

 

>You work at her wings for about half an hour while the others take turns with the music.

>Rarity even tries a bit of the games, though she doesn't seem too enthusiastic.

>Dash basically sprawled out on your lap as you work them.

>Despite how sensitive they are, they're a lot firmer than Shy's. No surprise there.

>When you finish, she looks like she's about to drift off.

Okay Dash, done.

>RD: *groan* Come on! Keep going!

>You reach back and grind your finger into the frog of one of her hooves.

>RD: What are yo- Hahah! Hehehe!

>She scrambles away, looking rather embarrassed.

>RD: A..alright, point taken. You know, you could do that as a living, you're actually pretty good.

>She spreads her wings and gives them a flex.

Thanks.

>FS: He really is.

>She reaches over and hugs you.

>AJ: Hey pardner, don't suppose ya could help me out? Spring's comin' up an ah gotta get these haunches in shape fer buckin'.

You want me to massage your haunches?

>AJ: Yeah, don't worry, ah trust ya not ta try nothin.

>But can you trust her? Yeah, you can.

>Shy gives you another nod to say she doesn't mind.

Alright, but this is the last one.

>AJ walks up to you, before simply plopping into your lap.

>Rarity scoots a little closer and leans against you, like you're her own personal pillow or something.

 

Alright AJ, I just know that if you kick me, I'm done.

>AJ: Now why would ah kick ya Anon?

>You drag your fingers over her flank. She tenses.

>AJ: Alright, ah'll be careful.

>You don't need to claw at her, it was really just a warning.

>Starting off, you work knots out of her lower back just above her tail using the ball of your hand.

>Next you skip the haunches themselves and work her legs and frogs.

>AJ: Keep going Anon, ah needed this!

>The only thing left are the haunches, this is supposed to be relaxing, so you decide to try to avoid your fingers too much.

>You keep your fingers closed and use the palm, ball, and thumb.

>You don't seem to be triggering that response, so you keep working it until you notice her tail starting to raise.

*Sigh* Applejack....

>She snaps to.

>AJ: Huh? Yeah Anon?

>You grab a leg and lift, wrapping her tail under her before setting her back down, making her tail stay down.

>AJ: Heh, sorry bout that Anon, didn't even realize ah was doin it.

It's alright AJ.

>You give her a pat on the head to reassure her before you get back to work on her haunches.

>All in all, the entire process from back to hooves takes about 40 minutes.

>When you finally usher her off, she also seems a little disappointed it's over too.

>AJ: Well thank yah kindly Anon! I reckon ya done earned you a few bushels a apples next harvest.

You're welcome AJ, and I'll hold you to that.

 

>She goes over for a few shots of the whiskey you've kept Pinkie from.

>You turn the music to something you enjoy and lean back to relax as Shy climbs back into your lap.

>Rarity is pretty much nuzzled into your side, but you ignore it and give her a pet.

>Everyone looks like they're having fun, and you feel like you've done a bit to make up for your recent distance.

>Today has indeed been a good day.

>You melt into the music and space out.

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>Coming to, you look outside to see that it's already dark, and everyone is still here.

>You stretch out and then get ready to send them out.

LISTEN UP!

>They all stop what they're doing and look at you.

It's getting late, so maybe it's time for everyone to go.

>There's groans, whines, and "Oh come on"'s from the group.

Hmmm.......Maybe you guys would like to stay the night? I'd hate to send you into the Everfree at night.

>The unintelligible cheers tell you that they'd like that.

Alright then, you guys have fun while I go get dinner ready.

>You move Shy and stand, when you hear a muffled thump.

>Looking back, it seems Rarity fell asleep leaning against you, she looks back with tired eyes.

Hey Rarity, the everyone's decided to stay the night, you game?

>She takes a moment to process what you said, but finally nods.

>RT: That sounds...*Yawn* lovely.

>You put a movie on for them before you go, just some family friendly animated one so they'll actually watch it.

>With that done, you turn and make your way up to the kitchen.

 

>A human, 6 ponies, and a dragon. Alright.

>You begin by filling a large serving bowl with salad to make sure there's something for each of them.

>Lettuce, carrots, a little onion, all the basics. You also throw in a small amount of apple for taste. You also set some bottles of dressing to the sides.

>You also fix up a large variety of fruits for them, and some high quality alfalfa, oats, and rice.

>For you and spike, you fry up some thick venison chops and make some mashed potatoes.

>Dragons will eat anything, so it's fine...but they're also mineravores, so....

>You walk up to your room and grab some gems from a box.

>Damn are these common here.

>Using a hammer, you beat the smaller ones into dust and sprinkle it over his food. The largest gem, about the size of your hand, you set to the side for him to eat.

>You set the plates at the table, and silverware for you and Spike, with the meat near to your plate, since there's only two of you who'll eat it.

>From the highest area of the fridge you grab some fluttercheese and set it on yours and Fluttershy's plates.

>You make some hot tea for everyone, and grab a bottle of kumis for you, only Shy knows it's pony milk booze.

>Everything seems ready, so you head down to see how everyone's doing.

>You walk in to see them all on the couch watching the movie.

>Walking over, you see that it's nearing the end, so you decide dinner can wait another 10 minutes.

>You sit down, and Shy immediately climbs into your lap.

>Rarity also lays against you again. Alright then.

 

>The movie finishes up and everyone seems to give it some nice applause. Not really a surprise.

>It's an okay movie, but they're still kinda new to the whole movies thing, and they only very recently even figured out animation.

Alright everyone, dinner's ready. Come on, get your lazy flanks off the couch.

>They all get up and stretch, making their way up the stairs.

>As they file into the kitchen ahead of you, you hear a couple of gasps at the spread.

>You take your seat, Shy sits at your side.

>Rarity moves Spikes plate over a space and quickly takes the seat on your other side, really close to your side.

>Shy also levitates a piece of pony cheese onto her plate when she's not looking.

>Something's definitely up, you'll need to talk to them later.

>Other than that, dinner continues as normal. Everyone seems to enjoy their food, Spike chews through his quickly, biting whole chunks from the gem with no effort.

>Seriously, do NOT get bitten by a dragon.

>Dinner goes by okay. The food was good, and dinner chat was fun.

>Dash and AJ bicker a little over sports stuff, with Dash joking about her electro love.

>AJ: Ah got a lotta free time durin the winter ta try new stuff, shut up.

>Pinkie talks about...Pinkie stuff to anyone who'll listen.

>Twilight grills you for more information on human culture.

>Fluttershy is mostly quiet, but speaks when someone speaks to her.

>Spike mostly fawns over Rarity.

>Rarity mostly....fawns over you it seems.

>All in all, it's not bad. Quite lively if nothing else.

>When the finish, they start to file back into the living room while you clean up.

>You insist you can handle it, but Shy and AJ stay behind to help anyway.

 

>AJ: Thanks fer tha food Anon. Ah don' know what a lot of them fruits were, but some were almost as good as apples. Almost.

You're very welcome AJ. I'm just being a good host.

>AJ: Ah kin respect that, don't mean ah shouldn't thank ya though.

Well, thanks AJ, it means a lot.

>AJ: By the way Anon, if ya got all these powers now, why do ya still do stuff like this the old fashion way?

I dunno, I actually use them for a lot, but I guess using them for every single thing seems lazy, even by my standards.

>She just gives a small laugh and gets back to washing, though you're not sure what exactly she was laughing about.

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>You scrape the last of the unsavable leftovers into a large pot and start to carry it out while the girls finish the dishes.

>You make your way out and throw the plants into a bush to the side, pulling a few of them out for the horse.

>Sweet creature. You still think teaching p0nies to ride horseback would be pretty funny.

>Heading back in, you see everyone is back in the living room, playing games and stuff again.

Shy, come here me please.

>The others look up just a little as she trots over and then follows as you lead her up the stairs.

>She follows you into the bedroom, giving you some privacy.

Shy?

>"Yes Anon?"

What's going on with Rarity?

>"OH! Oh, umm, well, you see, it's, just...."

>You honestly have no idea what's going on.

>You attempt to remain composed anyway.

Come on Shy. Just blurt it out if it's that hard....

>"Rarity....

>She takes a deep breath.

>"Rarity wants to join your herd."

 

What?

>"Well, at the spa today, Rarity told me she wanted to join your herd."

Her too huh?

>"N...no, it's not like that, we talked it over and....well, I decided I would be fine with it, if it was one of my best friends you took."

Thanks Shy, but I don't need another mare.

>She gives small squee.

So, why does she want to join? Is this about the whole sex skill thing?

>"Umm, no, she said she liked you before that. M..maybe you should bring her in to talk about this too?"

*Sigh* Alright, I'll be right back.

>You head back down to the living room. Rarity is laying on the couch doing some light reading.

Rarity, come here please, I need to talk to you.

>"O..of course darling."

>She follows you back upstairs, you lock the door and listen against it a bit for spying ears.

>Sure that you're alone, you take a moment to mentally prepare and allow yourself to remain composed, and turn back to the girls.

Rarity, I'm to understand you want to be part of my... herd.

>RT: I um. Well, you see darling. It's just that.

Fluttershy told me you brought it up at the spa.

>RT: Fl..Fluttershy, you said you'd open him up to the idea first!

>FS: Sorry! He said you were acting odd and it just slipped.

Since she also said your interest predated that study, I decided I'd call you up and have you explain it first hand, rather than her explain it for you.

>RT: OH! Umm, alright Anon. Anything you want to know.

Right after I ask if you're lying about the when.

>RT: Absolutely not. I won't pretend it's not inviting, but I've....fancied you since back when, as far as I knew, you performed like a stallion.

 

Okay, let's start with the obvious then. Why exactly would you have been attracted to me?

A poor, fairly quiet guy outside your own species? I don't think we share many interests. I don't even speak posh darling.

>RT: *giggle* You can learn darling. But to answer your question....we need to go back to when you first arrived.

Alright, I'm listening.

>RT: Well, at first, I only saw you as an oddity like everyp0ny else. You just got by on the bits Twilight gave you for study and just, kept to yourself.

>RT: *giggle* For being so noticeable, you're actually pretty good at blending into the background.

>RT: Anyway, when you started dating Fluttershy, I was kinda worried about her. I mean, I could see how the two of you would click, it' just.....

>RT: Sweet little Fluttershy dating a giant, mysterious, meat eater?

Is that really so bad?

>RT: N..no darling, it's just. I'm sure you've noticed that ponies, most species actually, have a lot more ladies than guys, and-

And most guys are dicks, and the girls just take it because most girls feel lucky to get a guy at all?

>RT: Umm, well, yes. Exactly. Gender doesn't matter most of the time, but stallions completely dominate relationships. You never really think much about it. Its just become normal.

>RT: Though I worried because I've heard of what a minotaur can do to a pony, and, well, you're around the same size.

>RT: But then I saw how you treated her. You don't hit her, or demean her, or insult her, or threaten her. You rarely even raise your voice.

>RT: I admit I was.....jealous......You just don't meet many stallions like that.

 

>RT: Even when things were hard, you buckled down and worked harder to keep food on the table even though you weren't married yet.

>RT: Most stallions would have called her too much trouble by that point.

>RT: So I just started to feel-

Alright Rarity, I think I get the gist. I'm your "Prince Charming". Right?

>You didn't yell, just spoke up enough to cut her off.

>RT: Umm, well, yes. You're more of a gentlecolt than even supposedly royal stallions.

Well, I can understand all that, but I don't really see why I should take you in. Like I said, I don't think we have much in common.

>RT: Nonsense. Look around, you have a taste in the finer things in life too. And you have a good fashion sense.

I do, do I?

>RT: Oh yes darling, you always wear them, and most suggestions you gave me just FLEW off the racks.

Sorry to disappoint, but most humans always wear clothes. By our standards, I fall fairly into the "don't care about fashion" category, I mostly stick with the practical.

>RT: Well by p0ny standards, you fall into the "fashion guru" category. Don't sell yourself short darling.

>RT: And, no offense darling, but it might be good for you.

Good for me? How so?

>RT: Well, you two have been somewhat more withdrawn since your change. I just think going out might be good for you.

*sigh* You may have a point there. Tell me exactly what it means to have a herd.

>Rarity goes over the legal aspects of the system.

You seem to know an awful lot about this.

>RT: Well, I looked it up way back when they were allowed again, I was just curious.

Right. Well, I dunno, this whole system seems pretty sexist.

 

>RT: It, well, it kind of is. But it's mostly to keep out Jezebels who would join then immediately leave to take the stallion's property.

So insurance against gold diggers, got it.

>RT: Oh, you have a phrase for that. Interesting.

Yeah, anyway. Rarity, this whole thing sounds like you'd essentially be a slave. I don't think it's a good idea.

>RT: I...I know that. But I trust you, I think you're worth the risk.

>Well damn, this is getting pretty heavy.

>RT:I'm only asking for a chance. We could do a trial period just to test the waters and get to know each other better.

>RT:If it doesn't work out, we'll call it off. No harm, still friends.

I don't know Rarity. Please step outside while I talk it over with Shy.

(Rarity's PoV)

>You follow his instructions and leave the room and wait at the top of the stairs. And wait.

>You consider putting your ear to the door, but you just told him you trust him.

>Speaking of....It may be best to come clean tonight.

>The spying part can wait though, no need to overwhelm him with bad things you've done to him.

>You trot downstairs and grab your saddlebags.

>PP: Heya Rarity, whatcha doin with Anon and Shy up there?

Oh, umm, it's private darling, perhaps I'll tell you later.

>RD: Pfft, whatever.

Hmph.

>You make your way back up stairs and wait patiently outside Anon's door.

>Finally, after what feels like hours, Anon taps on the door and calls you back in.

>A: So Rarity, you're really sure about this?

Yes Anon, I'm absolutely positive.

>A: Alright. Well, me and Shy decided to bring you in on a trial basis like you suggested. We'll see how it goes.

 

OH THANK THANK YOU! You won't regret it, I assure you.

>A: I'm sure I won't Marshmallow.

>You trot up and nuzzle against his leg for a moment before stepping back.

Anonymous, Fluttershy? Before anything else, I....

>Deep breath Rarity.

I have a confession to make.

>They're both staring at you.

>You open up your bag and levitate the reels and dildo in front of you.

>Celestia, your face feels like it's on fire.

I, umm, I....stole this back when you two first moved in, and...I'm ashamed. I had to make it right.

>He grabs the reels and looks at them before going pale.

>FS: Oh...oh no....

>A: S...so you know?

I do darling. I didn't tell anyp0ny though. I know Fluttershy's mind didn't change, just her body.

>You walk forward and place a hoof on his leg.

I...I actually respect that you didn't abandon her.

>He kneels down and hugs you, Fluttershy trots over to join the group hug.

>A: Thanks Rarity, that's a relief.

So, we're still going to try this then?

>He stands up and...ruffles your mane.

Aaaaaaanoooon!

>He chuckles at your whine.

>A: Yeah, we're still gonna give it a shot. Thanks for being honest.

 

>He looks to your side.

>A: Umm, you.....you can keep the dildo.

>You can feel your face burning again, and you can't bear to look him in the eye as you tuck it back into your bag.

>But, something about his tone.

>What if he finds you disgusting? You don't actually know what humans find attractive. You could be HIDEOUS in his eyes.

I...sorry, *sniff* you don't find me UGLY do you?

>You're almost on the verge of tears.

>A: Sorry, that came out wrong. Why don't you give us a spin and peek?

>It's pretty forward, but....

After what I did, anything darling.

>You straighten your hair and walk closer then give a few twirls, striking a few poses to show off your best features.

>He tosses you a few compliments.

>You finish off by turning away. Front down, plot up, tail to the side. You look back and give a wiggle and your best bedroom eyes.

>He just looks for a moment.

>A: Very clean. Unusual skin color. But I kind of like it.

>A: See? and you said you weren't pretty. There's not a piece of you that's ugly.

>You raise up and turn around.

Thanks darling. Umm, tell me, should we be keeping this a secret?

>A: Hmm, well, I'd appreciate if you didn't advertise it to the whole town just yet. The mares have just recently started leaving me alone. But I don't mind if the gang knows.

>A: Alright girls, let's get back downstairs.

 

(Anon's PoV)

>Rarity runs ahead of you, leaving you alone, so you take a moment to talk with Fluttershy

>You worry you might have been a bit forward there, but you know enough about Rarity to know she's very self conscious about her appearance.

You know Shy, you've been really quiet. You sure you're alright with this?

>FS: Oh, yes, I'm fine. I was just letting you handle it is all. You're umm, well, you're in charge after all.

>She nuzzles your leg and gives you an honest smile.

>You look around a bit.

Hey, umm, did she know about the cheese?

>"*giggle* Nope!"

Ha, funny.

>You make your way downstairs where Rarity is calling attention to herself.

>RT: Darlings, here's the man of the hour! I'm delighted to announce that Anonymous has given me the opportunity to join his herd!

>The rooms fills with gasps.

>You grab Rarity and hold her with your forearm across her chest.

You just love dramatics don't you Marshmallow?

>She looks a little embarrassed.

>RT: Oh, terribly sorry Anon. I just figured it best if the girls knew sooner than later.

>You walk over to the couch and set her down. Shy jumps into your lap and Rarity nuzzles your side.

>Everyone crowds around, except Spike who's moping in the corner.

>You'll need to talk to him later. No need calling out the poor guy in front of everyone.

Alright everyone, I'm assuming you have questions.

>All: Yeah!

Alright, let's get to it then.

 

>RD: The fuck Anon? I thought you didn't want a herd?

I didn't. But...I dunno, Rarity brought it up, we ended up talking about it, and we decided to give it a shot.

>AJ: How's Shy feel 'bout this?

>You reach down and pet her.

She actually supported it. I was more unsure about it than she was. So, okay I guess?

>Shy gives a smile and nod.

>PP: So this like a party? Can Pinkie get in on it?

>Everyone gives her a look.

Pinkie....

>PP: Lighten up, I'm just kidding.

>She jabs you lightly in the side.

>TS: I want you two to know that being in a herd is almost slavery. You sign over everything you own and you'll be at his mercy.

>FS: I'm....I can live with that.

>Shy goes completely red from her slip and hides in her mane.

>RT: Now Twilight, darling. I'm aware of the law, and I believe you're putting it in a harsh light.

>TS: Really?

>RT: Well yes. Think of it as an old fashioned marriage. To love, to honor. And obey, true, but Anon has responsibilities as well, and I trust Anon to treat us as proper ladies.

>AJ: Ah gotta go with Twi, think ya might be rushin inta things here.

 

Well, we're not gonna just run out to make it legal tomorrow. We'll spend some time getting to know each other better. As couples and as a group.

If we do this, I want to make sure all three of us are comfortable with it.

>RT: Indeed, and if it doesn't work out, we call it off, no hard feelings.

>AJ: Still seems like a real big risk.

>RT: It's a matter of trust. I will absolutely not sign that paper if I  wouldn't trust him with my life.

>RD: Well, I guess that's okay.

>She gets right up in your face.

>RD: But you better treat them both right.

>You put her in a headlock and lay a heavy noogie on her.

>RD: Owowowowow!

You know I'll treat em right Dash.

>You let her go and she sits back down.

>RD: Haha! Good. Cause I'll kick your flank if you don't.

 

Sure you will. Alright girls, it's starting to get a little late. Maybe we should start getting ready for bed?

>AJ: Fuck that, ya gotta have fun at a sleepover.

>SP: Well I'm gonna go to bed.

>He takes a blanket and makes his way into the main hall.

Okay then. So what would you suggest?

>RD: Since the little guy's gone, some scary stuff! Ya gotta do scary stuff. Put that game from before back on!

>FS: What game?

>RD: The one where the human's face tears off! Bet none of these lightweights can take it!

>AJ: OH YEAH! Ah'll take ya up on that!

>FS: Oh my, only if I Anon doesn't mind me holding onto him the whole time.

>You reach down and pet her.

>TS: I don't look forward to it. But I'm curious as to what's considered frightening to a human. Besides, it's in the book.

>RT: Afraid? I think not, I was simply surprised is all.

>PP: Go for it! A super scary slumber party needs something super scary.

Alright then, time to see who scares first! Rarity, could you do me a favor and run upstairs and grab everyone some blankets and pillows please?

>RT: Of course darling...ummm.'

There's some in the chest near my bed.

>She nods and trots off.

>You start the game and wait for her to get back.

>When she returns with several blankets and pillows, everyone covers up, and you start a new game.

Time for dismemberment! Don't worry, you'll all want it to stop long before I get to the exploding babies.

>All: What?

 

(Fluttershy's PoV)

>You see the same creepy opening from before, as it draws on, everyone tenses up a little.

>This time, Anon doesn't cover your eye's.

>You curl back into Anon's chest at the sight, and can see that all the girls seem a little uncomfortable.

>He bolts down a hall while monsters jump at him from everywhere, until one jumps out of a chair only to get cut in half.

>You're surprised at yourself, you seem to be faring better than most of them.

>Maybe it's because you've butchered meat enough times that blood doesn't actually bother you much?

>AJ: W...what's that thing on his back?

>A: Display, bar is health, if it empties, Isaac dies.

>AJ: Oh...

>In the very next room, some guys with guns try to kill him. Twilight doesn't say anything though. You agree with Anon that she'd try to make them.

>PP: Why did those guys try to hurt you? Shouldn't they worry about those zombies?

>A: No spoilers, the game doesn't mean for you to know yet.

>A crazy cuts off the binds then...cuts his own throat. Everyone but Anon cringes.

>RT: All the talent to needed to make this kind of thing, and they choose to waste their skill horror. What a waste.

>TS: Sweet Celestia! Why are you tearing him apart?

>A: So they can't turn him into one. Mostly role play, but sometimes they really do.

>Vents, random noises, things jumping out. This thing is made to be really scary, and everyone is jumping at every noise.

>You're trying to put on a brave face, but it's hard on you.

>Applejack is taking it the worst though, and is openly shaking. It feels nice to not be the coward for once.

 

>TS: I thought humans couldn't do magic. How's he levitating things?

>A: Technology. Don't ask how it works, the game is set like 500 years in the future.

>PP: Why aren't you helping that surgery guy?

>A: Can't, but I got a weapon now.

>RD: Is that a laser like outta Applewood?

>A: Plasma, more advanced.

-

>TS: Wait, she said Saturn?

>A: Yeah, we're actually trying to get to Mars in real life.

>TS: But how would could you have more than one planet? Wouldn't you have to change the path of the sun?

>Here comes that conversation again.

>A: *Sigh* Yeah, I still don't believe Celestia's little claim anymore today than I did when I first arrived.

>TS: I don't know how you can be so stubborn Anon, it's simple science.

>Anon rubs his hand against his head.

>A: I could say the same exact thing.

>Anon cuts it short and the others stay out of it. You don't know what they think about his claims, but you think they make a lot of sense.

>And honestly, you have to take the side of the one with space machines

-

>RD: The hell is that crap?

>A: Your nemesis, stasis. Gotta go slow.

 

>RT: What in the world are those? They look different.

>A: That one spits acid. You didn't think there was only one kind did you? There's some that are several humans. One kind that's like, part human, part dog, part...horse!

>Everyone shudders.

Oh my! So it's not just humans then.

>A: Nope. You've been pretty quiet, you okay?

I...I'm fine. It's really scary, but I've got you to cuddle into for comfort!

>You use the several blankets to your advantage, and discreetly stroke his member with a hoof.

>He pets your head.

>A: Alright, just making sure. What about you Rarity?

>RT: I'm..I'm fine darling, it's quite shocking, but also quite impressive.

>He gives Rarity a small pat and goes back to his game.

-

>PP: What in the what just happened? She came outta nowhere!

>A: Like you do?

>PP: No, I come from somewhere to somewhere else!

>A: Right, you Pinkie from place to place. But he's crazy, so you'll be seeing a lot of her.

 

 

>RT: Did....did that room just explode?

>A: Hull breath. You know, vacuums, pressure, air, all that. You know.

>RT: Umm, actually I don't.

>A: Oh. There's no air in space, or much of anything. So when there's a hole in the station, it's sucked out rather violently.

-

>AJ: W..why's he steppin inta that thing?

>RD: AWESOME! Armor! Kick some zombie flank!

>AJ: So, is it over now?

>A: Oh no, that's just the intro, it's kinda hard to loose before now. It really ramps us from here on out. Why? Scared?

>AJ: Of course not! Just curious is all....now cawnsernit, where'd tha sound go?

>A: Sound can't travel in a vacuum....but the zombies can, they don't need air, and now they're completely silent.

>Applejack is shivering again.

Hey, umm, Anon? Can you wait a minute while I get a snack?

>RD: Hey, bring me somethin back!

>PP: OOO! Me too!

>A: Alright.

>You sneak up and slip in your room. And head right for the lube.

>You can hardly believe you're doing this.

>After applying some with magic, you stop back by the kitchen for the snacks then back into the

>Returning, you set a large amount of just food on the coffee table.

I umm, I figured everyone might want something, so I got a lot.

 

>You climb back under the covers and into Anon's lap.

>While everyone grabs their treats, you grab one of your own, also secretly unbuttoning his pants and stroke his member.

>You're glad you finally figured out how to do more than one thing at once with magic.

>When he's hard, you grind against it for a moment before sliding his length into your rear.

>Your efforts earn you a pat, a kiss on the neck, and a nipple tweak as he adjusts the blankets.

>He goes back to his game, when a massive thing jumps out and smashes through the room.

>When it finally drops dead, he goes up to it and....IT LUNGED AGAIN!

AHH! Sorry, that, umm, that caught me by surprise.

>You're not alone though. Everyone jumped.

>He looks the thing over, so everyone can get a look.

>A: See? Several humans!

>PP: EEEEEWWWW!

-

>"POWER FAILURE"

>For a short while, they pour into the room, forcing him to fight in total darkness.

>AJ: AAAAHHHH!

>"Power restored"

>A: You scared AJ?

>AJ: Fine, yes. Now can we please stop this disgustin game?

>A: Alright, next save point. Pity, it's still the very start of the game.

>The girls spend a while poking fun at Applejack, especially at her breaking before you.

>Right before he quits, the woman mentions aliens.

>TS: Aliens? That explains a few things.

>Then you hear crying in the hall.

>PP: Is that a baby?

>A: Yep. I wasn't kidding, hordes of clawed children and exploding babies.

>RT: That's just...obscene!

>A: Yep.

 

(Anon's PoV)

>That was fun, but they've had enough gore, and you've had enough questions.

>Instead, you put on a lighthearted movie for them to take the edge off.

>Honestly, you don't care what it was, just anything to make them happy.

-

>TS: So...Anon, do humans have any of that stuff inside them?

Huh? Oh, no.

>TS: Then where did it come from?

Mutation I think? We just imagined it up.

>TS: But something had to inspire it. Are there parts I don't know about? If I just knew for sure.

Twilight, I don't feel like getting sucked into a Q and A session right now.

>TS: But it's important for if we ever manage to contact the other humans!

*Sigh* Tell you what. If you'll be quiet for a while, I'll get you corpse you can pick apart until you're sure about how it all works.

>TS: Really? YES! I'll be quiet!

>AJ: Now where would ya get somethin' like that?

Eh, I'll just snag up a hobo who drank himself to death.

>PP: But, that's terrible!

True, but it happens.

 

>As the movie drags on, you notice Shy focusing more and more on giving her flank little wiggles and clenches.

>Even if she's mostly sitting there, it's a wonderful place to keep yourself sheathed.

>As the movie reaches around half way you feel a gentle tugging and tingling on your member.

>You try to ignore it, but it soon intensifies, and then grows into a pleasurable pulse spanning your length.

>*Eeep!*

>So she feels it too.

>The two of you look around, and see Rarity looking at you both with a shocked expression and a face so red it almost glows.

>You flick her horn, stopping the sensation and making her drop a snack she was covering with.

>She simply leans away embarrassed, but you throw your arm back around her and pull her back into your side.

>She seems to relax, but you can still feel the heat pouring from her face whenever you pet her.

-

>The movie winds down and most of the girls are already asleep.

>But your girls aren't.

>You pull from inside Flutters and put your cock away.

>They move away to let you adjust the blankets for sleep.

>After you lay out, Fluttershy lays against your chest, but Rarity moves into the next blanket with Dash near your feet.

Rarity? Rarity. Come up here with us.

>RT: I couldn't possibly. I made such a fool of myself in front of you tonight.

Now don't be like that. You didn't embarrass yourself. Come up here. We'll talk about it in the morning.

>She walks up and lays behind your head, and nuzzles her snout into your neck.

Goodnight girls.

>FS RT: Goodnight Anon.

>You drift to sleep.