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Just shitty ass one shots, usually written on the spur of the moment in response to something someone said, and little real effort is put into them.
3.5
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>Day 1 in Equestria.
>You wake up to the sounds of a hospital.
>You can't see.
>"Calm down darling, your eye's were hurt, we had to cover them to heal."
>Hear a door open.
>"Heya Rainbow Dash, how's our newest friend doing?"
>"Oh hello Pinkie dear, Scootaloo, he just woke up."
>Why the fuck is Rainbow acting like Rarity?
>"Alright Pinkie, you help him get situated, there was a darling dress I wanted to buy, and I must get it before they sell out."
>"Oh Dashie, you always dress in style."
>Suddenly, a horrific realization.
>You rip off your face bandages despite the pain, only to be faced with horror incarnate.
"OH GOD I'M IN GEN 3.5 EQUESTRIA!"
>Their unholy presence sears the flesh from your forsaken form.
>Your screams only serve to feed them.
>Today was the worst day in all existance.
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Anon in Fluffyquestria
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>Be Anon.
>You just woke up in the middle of a forest.
>It takes a while to take in the change, but you figure it best to move on till you can find civilization.
>After several hours of walking, you see a stream, and you run to it.
>Wait a second...this is a stream of marinara.
The fuck.
>Suddenly, you're surrounded by masses of tiny, colorful, fluffy, talking horses.
>They don't seem too smart, and just run around babbling "wan pway?" "new fwiend" and "SKETTI!" over and over.
Maybe later horse things, I need some water.
>The moment that word leaves your mouth, all the fluffy ponies drown.
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Anti-Matter
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>Be laying in bed
>Suddenly BURNING WHITE TEMPORAL RIFT!
>Suddenly, you're in Canterlot, held inside an energy shield.
>Twilight wanted to show Celestia how she'd figured out the lost magic of summoning.
>Celestia asks her to lower the shield so she can study "the strange creature" more closely.
>The guards get into position in case you try anything.
>The seal of the bubble breaks!
>BOOOOM
>You explode into a small atomic blast.
>Anti-matter won out in this universe.
>Canterlot is a Crater.
>Luna takes charge, survived because she was on a diplomatic mission.
>The other 5 survive because they didn't get dragged into her crazy experiment this time.
>Summons don't really die, they get kicked back to their world if unbound to the new.
>You're slammed into your bed so hard it breaks it.
>Today was a mixed day.
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Bulimia Anon
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>You are bulimia Anon
>Spending time with the mane 6
>You have a huge crush on Rainbow Dash
>Time for brunch
>You have a huge bowl of the Equestrian version of fruit loops
>As you finish you get Rainbows attention and walk over to the path and puke
>You begin playing with the rainbow vomit, shaping it into a pony drawing
Look Rainbow, it's you! Will you go out with me?
>"GROSS! Fuck no!"
>Your heart is broken
>Nobody wants to hang out with you anymore
>Not Rainbow, not Yellow Quiet, not Autism Mage, not Marshmallow, not Cereal, not even Coke Party
>You are sad
>A week later, you die by choking on your own puke
>Nobody cares
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Corruption of Champions
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>Day meh in Equestria
>Eating some delicious gorilla munch
>Knock at the door
>Answer it
"What is it flutt...."
"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?"
>You see a horrific mass of flesh, fur, scales, gel, horns, wings, mouths, limbs, tentacles, genitals of every shape and size, and every other appendage you can imagine.
>It leaks slime, milk, cum, vaginal fluids, and....other things.
>"Oh, hi Anon! Do you like what you see?"
>She spins and bends, exposing her everything.
>Anon is unimpressed.
......
"Fluttershy."
>"Y..Yes Anon?"
"Corruption of Champions isn't my fetish."
>She looks devistated
>"B...but I did all this for you! I wanted you to take my dozens of virginities."
>She.....somethings away muttering something about hummus.
>Today was a WTF day.
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Equinophobe
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>You are equinophobe Anon
>You wake up to see strange pastel blurs talking over you
>Your vision starts to focus
>You see.......no.....
HORSES! OH FUCKING GOD HORSES!
>You bound up and back into the nearest large surface, you can hear your heart pounding
>"Pardon, but we're ponies, not horses."
Who fucking care....OH GOD! TALKING HORSES!
>You fucking bolt into the forest
>You don't stop until you reach the land of the dragons
>They surround you, but you ain't afraid of nothing....except horses
>Prison rules, you punch the biggest one you can take into the fucking jaw and down he goes
>they turn into bros
>You have them incinerate any equine who comes within a mile of you
>Today was an okay day
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Fluttersheo
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>Day gah in Equestria
>Finish breakfast and step outside
>The clouds are made of glitter
>What
>Nope the fuck back inside
>A knock on the door
>It's Fluttershy
>Her Eyes are mismatched, one slited and gold, one blue with black instead of white
>She's wearing a strange dress with seemingly random designs and parts
"Umm, what?"
>"Um, oh yes, um."
>"Greetings mortal, it is I, SHEOSHY!"
>"And I have chosen YOU to have the privelidge of entering my godly form."
>"I want to make me feel fulfilled, full of fill, bursting at the seams, seamless."
"Fluttershy."
>"Yes me favorite mortal?"
"Mad gods aren't my fetish."
>"Well tah, I'll be visiting ye again mortal, for tea perhaps, if I'm not already."
>She turns into a swarm of butterflys and scatters.
>Feel the Flutterfly's eyes watching you the rest of the day.
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Head Truama
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>Be Anon.
>You've gone and pissed off Applejack somehow.
>She manages to sneak up on you when you're sitting down and kicks you in the head.
>You go down, your vision is fading but you don't black out.
>You pick yourself up and stumble your way to Ponyville General because head trauma is serious business and not an easy or in any way safe way to knock someone out.
>They don't know how to treat a human.
>Shy, luckily, has a book on chimpanzee veterinary care.
>Close enough.
>You manage to not die.
>Free apples for life as an apology.
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Hipster
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>Day I was here before it was cool in Equestria.
>Knock at the door.
>Doors are so common, you have one ironically.
>Prince Blueblood is there.
>"Hello Ymous, are limpdick faggots your fetish?"
Yes.
>You attempt to fuck Blueblood, but can't since you're both limpdick faggots.
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Lovecow
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>Be PonyGone
>Arrive in Equestria
>Another human is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>PonyGone
Feeling the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]!
>Other PonyGone reveals self as a changeling
>Spend the rest of your life in a changeling hive being milked for your massive stores of [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]
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Tardy the Man Pony
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>Be day OD in Equestria
>You are Femanon, a common materialistic party whore
>You enjoy guys with big dicks, lots of money, or who treat you like shit
>Your coltfriend Prince Blueblood has 2 of these things, so you like him more than most
>So much so that you only fuck 2 or 3 other stallions a week
>The 2 of you spend most of your time at drug parties, having terrible drunk sex, or just being generally terrible people
>It's all good with you, as long as the expensive garbage keeps flowing
>One day, you notice your stomach is getting larger
>You choose to ignore it
Eh, too much caviar, champagne, and orphan tears.
>It doesn't stop, and eventually becomes clear you're pregnant again
>You're about to head out to an abortion clinic when you have an idea
>You've only been fucking posh horses...and gryphons, an minotaurs, and maybe a dragon or 2
>Okay, you've fucked every species this land has to offer, but they were all rich, and that's what matters
>You decide to get a paternity test, so you know which guy is stuck with your gold digging ass
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>It's Blueblood
>He's forced to marry you so as not to shame the royal family
>You're now an actual princess, just as your neglectful dad always said
>Just as planned
>Eventually the day comes, and you're about to give birth
>You're so drugged up and loose you're hardly bothered by the process
>You were already fucked up before you came to the hospital actually
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>Aww, what a cute little anchor
>You decide to name him "Meal Ticket"
>Nobody else shares your feelings
>They say it should have been a centaur, that is NOT a centaur, it's an abomination
>Maybe you should have stopped drinking and drugging while pregnant
>Royalty the world over decides blood lines be damned, no more imbreeding
>You and Blueblood are stripped of rank and banished the the barren wastes
>Even the changlings native to those lands avoid you, there's nothing for them in either of you
>You're both dead within a week
>Your child is renamed Tardy and manages to find a succesful career as a circus freak before dying of his own hidiousness
>Or rather, his horrible health caused by the conditions of his creation
>He, thankfully, has no children of his own
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Silver Slut
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>Be the evening of day whogivesafuck in Equestria
>You're out in town
>You see that there's a large group of tourists staying in town on their way to Manehatten
>The town whorse, Silver Spoon, approaches the group to offer herself to them, mares and stallions alike
>One poor bastard takes her up on the offer and they duck into an alley
>Around a minute later (Because stallions only last like 20 seconds lol), he walks out, looking a little sickly
>He complains to his friends of feeling kinda bad
>As he walks through the square, his hair starts to fall out
>His skin begins to blister and peel away
>His fat and muscle start to liquify and fall off
>His organs have fallen out and are laying in the pile of hair and liquid meat
>He died a horrible death of hyper evolved STD's
>It takes days to clean the mess
>Silver Spoon is taken into quarantine and incinerated alive
>There's a reason none of the locals have touched her in fucking forever
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Squash Soup
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>Day whocares in Equestria
>It's evening, and still no Fluttershy
>You're thinking about what to have for dinner
>You're out of gorilla munch, and you're sick of spaghetti
>Knock at the door
>Guess who it's Fluttersh...
>She's a full sized horse
>"H.hi Anon, are horses your fetish?"
"No Fluttershy, they're not."
>"Oh..okay."
>She looks sad
"*Sigh* I guess I'd like to own a good work horse if you'd like to stay."
>She squee's in joy of her small victory, one step closer.
>"Of course Anon, anything for you!
>You invite her in for dinner.
>"Oh, what are we going to have?"
"Eh, I was thinking about just having some squash soup."
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Trust Funds
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>Be day lulzinevercounted in Equestria
>The CMC tell you about the bitch ass little cunts in their class named Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
>You tell them not to worry, they'll get theirs.
>A few months later, DT and SS's parents die in an accident while on one of their disgustingly expensive vacations.
>DT and SS loose EVERYTHING because other richfags trick them into signing over their parents stocks and assents under the guise of investments.
>DT and SS are homeless, and soon turn to prostitution.
>They die of pony-aids in their late teens, few notice they're gone, fewer care.
>Applebloom becomes a successful farmer and discovers new ways of increasing crop yield.
>Sweetie Bell becomes a famous singer.
>Scootaloo becomes a daredevil extreme sports enthusiast, and makes enough money to laze through life when an inevitable injury takes her out of the game.
>Their classmates did...something, nobody cares.
>You continue to love Ponewife every single night.
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Zoophile
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>You are Anon the human.
>You see a pony, it's a mare.
>You grab the mare by the hips and penetrate her.
>After pounding for a while, you release the spooge from your hot monkey dick.
>She squash soups.
>That means she didn't just cum, she super came.
>You done good boy.
>"That was GREAT Mr. Monkey thing, no stallion could ever last that long."
HOLY SHIT, YOU CAN TALK?
>"Well, of course I can."
Oh god...
>You look down at your hands.
I just commited xenophilia.
>You run with the speed of Kenyans, you think you're going to be sick.
>You are zoophile Anon, and you don't know if you'll ever feel clean again.
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Horsebutter
>Bro, bro, bro. Brobrobro.
>Always a fucking bro.
>Last night was the last straw, Anon may be as thick as a brick wall, but that doesn't mean you can't still have some fun.
>A final grind, and your juices gush into a waiting bowl.
>Taking a minute to rest, you head to the kitchen, he drinks hard, so you should have plenty of time.
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"Fuck dude, again?"
>This is the third time you've messed up on french fuckin toast.
>Tossing it, you settle for microwaved pancakes and toast, even you can do that.
>While they're warming, you pour your cum in a jar and fill it the rest of the way with syrup and mix like your life depended on it.
>That's all finally done, you butter the food, and then slather the your special syrup all over the pancakes.
>You freakin drown the things.
>Not long after, you hear Anon coming downstairs.
>*yawn* Mornin Dashie, surprised you're still here.
Well someone's gotta take care of your lazy flank, right? So I went ahead and made you breakfast.
>"Thanks Dash, you're a real bro, you know that?
>Fuck you Anon.
I know dude.
>You feel yourself winking as you watch Anon take the first bite of his pancakes.
>He chews, and chews, and then looks at you.
Something wrong Anon?
>"Tastes weird. Did you do something to it?"
I just used some kind of syrup I found at the market. Is..is any good?
>"It's, I wanna say musky. I like it!"
>He starts just digging in, and your wings are suddenly just getting all fidgity.
>When there's none left, he starts mopping the syrup with his toast.
>You find it hard not to grind into your chair.
>Then he starts licking the damn plate, and your chair is getting a little wet.
>"So Dashie, you got any plans for today?"
N..no, I, I'm not feeling so hot today.
>"Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but you've been acting a little weird. What's up?"
Nothing really, I umm, think Estrus is starting up is all.
>"Ah, say no more. Why don't you chill here today? I don't want some scuzzy stallion taking advantage of my bro."
Uh, yeah, cool, I think I'll do that then.
>"Anyway, I gotta go to work, booze doesn't pay for itself you know. And you should show me where you got that syrup later, stuff was great."
Course, sure thing...bro....
>You'll get him all that he wants and more. You have a feeling "estrus" is going to last a long time.
>It might be a good idea to learn how to cook.
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>Day Nullo in Equestria.
>Enjoying a box of delicious gorilla munch when there's a knock at the door.
>It's Fluttershy, like always.
>Before you can even respond she flies up to your face and showcases her mareho...
Fluttershy, what happened to you?
>Her vagoo is gone, there's simply...nothing where it once was.
>All in all, it actually reminds you of that gelding in town who has no shame.
>Except she still has crotchtits instead of a dick.
>"Do you like it Anon? I had to go all the way to Manehatten to find a doctor who would do it."
D..did you really?
>"Yep!" She beams proudly.
Is it...permanent?
>"Mmmhm" She happily nods.
>"So Anon, are nullified mares your fetish?"
>You answer in the only way you're now able.
>By grabbing her and rushing to your bedroom to start your new career as a professional doughnut glazer.
>It's a full week before you even take a break from
>Fucking Fluttershy.
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Fuck your marker
>Day Altman in the human universe.
>You are a necromorph, and a damn dangerous one too, having killed over a dozen armed guards all on your own.
>Suddenly, everything around you warps and changes.
>Scrambling to your feet, you're surrounded by tiny horses.
>They would make excellent stalkers!
>You raise a blade and charge towards one.
>Then....you dissolve into flesh soup.
>Today was a no marker signal day.
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Incest
>Be day family LOVE in Equestria.
>You are Anontaur, and you're going through puberty.
>Your twin sister, Centaurshy is going through her first estrus.
>It's hard, but you're both handling it well.
>Until one day, you wake up with your sister cuddled around you, your rigid crotches pushed uncomfortably into her sides.
>She wakes up, and as soon as she gets her bearings, gives you her bedroom eyes.
>"So, Anon, is incest your fetish?"
>An awkward silence fills the air as your eyes shift from hers to the ceiling for a full 2 hours.
Yes Fluttershy, incest is my fetish.
>Today was a sibling bonding day.
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The Spirit of Anal
>Day "Anal = [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]" in Equestria.
>You are Anon, the Spirit of Anal.
>And tonight is that day of the year when you go around the world, delivering butt toys to all the good (and bad) girls.
>Be they mares, or cows, bitches, dragons, a proud griffon, or a cute little spider girls.
>Your first stop is the room of Princess Luna, for her moon is truly the greatest in all the land
>You find her sleeping in bed, shirking her duties.
>But you never shirk yours, you [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] your job.
>Summoning a large plug, you dip it into your bottomless jar of lube and line it up.
>Aaaand....POP! In it goes.
>Luna wakes with both a scream of surprise and a throaty moan. She'll realize what happened in a few minutes, but you're already gone.
>Next are the elements, who are all in a single room, having a sleep over. Perhaps in anticipation of your arrival?
>You ready yourself. For Applejack a stallion dildo with a tapered base that makes it perfect for wearing, for Pinkie a dozen egg vibrators strapped to her legs, Rarity earned herself a large clear plug (how fancy), Fluttershy got medium ben-wa beads, and Dash large normal beads, the ever conventional Twilight got a normal large sized plug.
>Being gentle than your game with Luna, you simply teleport them into the lucky mares.
>And so it goes, in one night, you stuff the rears of every deserving lady in the world.
>Until you come to your final stop, Virgo.
>Weird girl, only girl to ever opt out. Never even tried.
>You'd thus made a tradition. You wouldn't put anything inside her, but every year, you would fill her house to the brim with toys and laugh as she had to dig her way out.
>This year, you literally just packed her house wall to wall with them.
>She could honestly suffocate if you put any more.
>You snap your fingers, and just like that, you're home.
>You shed a tear as the most beloved day of the year ends, not until next shall you be able to repeat the ritual.
>Day getting with the times.
>In recent years, a truth has become increasingly evident.
>Gays are more open, and children are becoming more sexual.
>It's always a risk changing a tradition, but you're the living embodiment of said day, so you're pretty sure it'll be fine.
>So this year, you decided to lower your minimum age to 7, and decide to visit the males who wrote this year.
>Their behavior doesn't matter this year, just so they know it's a thing now.
>But next...well, children will probably get some lenience.
>The next morning, fillies and puppies and calfs and what have you are dancing and singing in the streets the world over.
>Yes, stallions and bulls and such too.
>Soarin and Iron Will, who had been writing you for years, were especially exhibitionist of the whole affair.
>And the changeling empire, well, there was even a report of one who did something unknown before this point.
>He'd died after he [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]d himself so much that his stomach exploded.
>Reports say he had a huge, goofy grin plastered on his face, even in death.
>As you finish looking at the world at large, you turn your attention to one person in particular.
>A pony specifically. A blue unicorn mare who worked as a magician.
>You were so appalled at her behavior that you did some thing you hadn't done in a very long time.
>You punished her.
>Screams echoed through the land when she woke to find a dildo buried deeply in her [spoiler]vag.[/spoiler]
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Size Extremes
>Day size extremes in Equestria.
>Dear Jesus horse fucking Christ they're huge.
>You're hardly the size of their hoof.
>You're sitting around thinking when mint pony sits on you.
>Boner won't stahp.
>You stretch out and work her g spot and clit.
>Suddenly squash soup.
>You're dead from drowning before you hit the ground.
>Worth it.
>Day size extremes in Equestria.
>Dear Jesus horse fucking Christ they're tiny.
>They're hardly the size of your hand.
>You're sitting around thinking when mint pony sits on your pinky.
>Boner won't stahp.
>You give it a little wiggle.
>Suddenly squash soup.
>She blacks out from pleasure.
>You put her in your pants to sleep on top of your cock.
>Today was a good day.
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Still a more coherent plot and better pacing than Magical Mystery Cure
>Day Twilycorn in Equestria.
>You're Twilight, and you've just been made a princess.
>As you pull in from testing your wings, Princess Celestia calls you over.
>"Twilight, now that we have the formalities out of the way, it's time to perform your first royal duties."
Of course princess, what's first?
>"Oh my, no need to bow Twilight. First, you'll need a familiar to assist your work."
>"But what about me!"
Oh Spike, I'm sure there's a good reason.
>"Indeed, a single assistant will not be enough to handle the work load."
>"So, more breaks then? AWESOME!"
>The girls all give a giggle, and you turn to the princess.
Is this dangerous at all?
>"Not at all, the creature is bound to your will, and can do nothing more than you allow it, should it misbehave, you can simply send it back.
>Nodding, you charge your horn up and reach out to find a suitable servant.
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>Shit, seriously, that episode was complete shit.
Fuck this, I'm gonna beat off and go to bed.
>Suddenly, you feel strange all over.
>It's weird, like you're not really there.
>You're vision blurs as the world swirls around you.
>When you're vision clears, you find yourself face to face with none other than princess sunhorse herself.
>You scramble to your feet in amazement as your heart threatens to break from your chest.
>"Greetings creature, my name is-"
Celestia!
>You point over.
Pinkie, Fluttershy, Luna, Shining armor, Cadance, Rarity, Dashie, and Applejack.
>They all look shocked, to say the least.
Umm, it's a show? I'll explain later. My name's Anon, by the way.
>"*Ahem* Well Anon, welcome to Equestria."
>"He sure is a big feller, ain't he."
>"He's not as scary as I thought he'd be."
>WHAT are those DREADFUL rags he's wearing."
>"He looks funny like a big monkey!"
>"More like a tiny cave troll, or messed up minotaur."
>You smile and chuckle lightly, seems you're already making friends.
>Suddenly, there's a voice calling from behind you.
>"Well, since you seem to be done with introductions, I have a list of things I need you to work on."
>Turning to face the familiar voice, you see the pony who recently earned all your rage.
>When you notice her crown, and dress, her cadre of personal guards, and especially her wings, you loose it.
>Every fiber of your being is shrieking to protect and obey her, it causes you to pause, but only for a moment.
>Soon, something from deeper still overpowers this feeling.
>Rage. Pure rage, bubbling from deep within.
>With a burst of speed that would shame Dash, you're on her.
>Twilight struggles in you grasp, but not for long.
>With all the power the can muster, you bring the purple princess into the cold marble floor, a sickening crunch echoing out for all to hear.
>She gurgles on the floor, and before you can react, she's charging a spell, causing you to try blocking.
>However, she's missing part of her horn, causing the spell to simply explode on her, taking half her face with it.
>Stallions are already charging, so you decide to end it before you're executed.
>Jumping into the air, you put all your weight on one foot, which lands squarly on her head.
YOU MADE ME DO THIS LARSON!
>As the life rapidly drains from her, the world begins spinning and blurring, and you come too over your bedroom floor, clonking your head on a steamer chest as you fall.
>You get to your feet, and head off to get yourself an ice pack for your head.
>Today was a bad day.
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Darkling in Equestria
>Day....fuck days in Equestria.
>You are Anon, a darkling, and you're currently dodging windows on your way to raid the palace kitchen.
>The last thing you remember from before you came here is helping Jackie against some thugs.
>However, after taking a bullet to the skull, you found yourself here instead of crawling out of the nearest shadows like when you normally die.
>You don't have the slightest idea of how you got here, and you don't give a shit, you're just glad the darkness can't do shit to control you anymore.
>In the time since you've arrived, you've done nothing but eat, drink, smoke, fuck, and gamble.
>Then there's ol' Moonbutt, right good friend, and a fuckin great lay.
Probably would've spent quite a bit of time in prison for brawlin too if it weren't for her too.
>You couldn't be happier, if weren't for one thing.
>"Good evening my dearest Anonymous."
>Fuckin sunhorse, sneaking up on you all the damn time.
Oy, the hell ya want Whorelestia?
>"Oh Anon, you kidder. I simply wish to spend time with my favorite creature of the night."
>Creepy attention whorin bitch, can't stand that someone likes her sister more.
Sure, just spend it far away from me.
>She starts inching closer with a huge grin on her face, as you slowly try to move further away.
>"Oh Anon, how could we possibly spend time together if I'm far away?"
Well, your supposed to be smart, I'm sure you can figure-
>You bolt down the hall, until a fully illuminated corner of hall forces you to try to use a column to climb over it.
>You're too slow, and the psycho horse grabs you a few feet up, bringing you to your back, as she lays on your chest with painful effect. Her very touch feels like fire.
AAAAGH! YOU BLOODY CUNT BUBBLE FUCKING WHORSE!
>"Aww, I know you just have trouble showing affection, it's okay, I forgive you."
>She begins showering you with kisses, each feeling like someone pressing hot coals into your skin.
>You kick and claw and bite, but even her blood feels like damn lava dripping on you.
>But finally, you manage to push her off and run. Unfortunately, in your rush, you forgot you were right next to a very well lit area, which you run right into.
>Your flesh sizzles and boils as you scream in pain, before finally your reduced to wisps of quickly dissolving shadow.
>Mere seconds later, you reform much further back down the hall in an especially dark corner.
>Luckily, you haven't been spotted, and you slowly creep away till you're sure she can't see or hear you, and make a mad dash for Luna's room.
>You bar the door behind you and activate a magical block Darkie set up to keep her sister out.
>At any rate, she'll try again the second her cuts heal up, but for now, you're safe.
>With nothing else to do, you climb onto Luna's back, managing to not wake her as you do, and plop down, her jiggly rear making for an excellent pillow.
>Seems you'll just have to wait for night to eat.
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dedtrix
>Day Pestilence is Equestria.
>A plague has been ravaging the nation for about a month now, leaving a lot of dead in its wake.
>Luckily, so far it seems to only infect equines, all other races and animals are unaffected.
>One day you're walking outside town when you come across a wagon.
>Being curious, you decide to peek inside.
>Inside, you find the corpse of a blue unicorn in a cape and a wand cutie mark.
>She doesn't look too bad, she's only a little cold, and she hasn't even started drawing flies yet, so you decide it won't be any harm.
>Whipping out your dick, you line it up to her slit and slide it in.
>It's cold, giving, and kinda slimy, but not too bad. You amuse your hands by playing her soft teats.
>It takes a while, but you finally reach your limit, push to your length, and fill her dead womb with the warm seed of life.
>Satisfied, you pull out and clean yourself off on her cute little cape.
>Giving her a parting kiss on the cheek, you zip up and leave, strolling off into the sunset, another wonderful day behind you.
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An Explanation for the Existence of Horrible OC's
>Day pony creator in Equestria.
>Bow in hand and other weapons attached, you're heading into the Everfree to do your biweekly hunting.
>Because it's cheaper than buying it.
>As you turn a corner on one of your trails, you hear talking and laughing.
>Cautiously, you skulk around the path and spy the source.
>In a small clearing of fleshly stomped down grass, a bunch of fillies and colts are sitting on logs and talking.
>Beer bottles are strewn about and they're dancing, singing, talking, and smoking whatever it is horses smoke.
>And HOLY SHIT do they look rediculous, but more importantly, they're SCARING THE DAMN ANIMALS AWAY!
>Standing tall, you step into the clearing and let out a loud "AHEM!"
>They stop and stare at you.
"Just what are you kids doing here?"
>They don't answer, instead, a stallion you take to be their leader steps forward.
>"KNEEL MORTAL!"
>You don't, obviously, you simply stare at the goofy sight.
>A stallion in his teens with his fur died a red rarely seen in ponies with black zebra stripes, red slitted contacts, spiked mane and tail dyed neon pink, wings preened and fluffed to look spiky, a bobby pin holding the tip of an ear down to make it look bitten, and his mom's entire jewelry box on his legs.
>His friends don't look much better.
>"You stand now before Lord Bloodclot and his cadre of follower slaves!"
"Real interesting kid, I need you brats to clear out, you're scaring the animals off."
>"Lord Bloodclot and his bi harem do not fear you, for we tamed the Everfree itself!" he shouts as he rears back.
"You're hardly 100 feet in kid."
>"You will address me as Lord, not kid, or I will curse your soul mortal!"
"Mmmhmm. You know those logs you're sitting on are sleeping timberwolves, right?"
>They all jump back with a loud shriek before it catches in their throat.
"Yeah, and it's almost time for them to hunt. But go ahead and stay, you'll save them the trouble."
>All trembling with fear, the pegasi fly off, leaving the others to run as they cry for help.
>You can't help but laugh, "Silly kids, afraid of logs." you say as you head deeper in to find something to eat.
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More dedtrix
>Day one in Trixieville.
>Some little cunt bluehorse has taken over the town and made everyone her bitch, because Derplight Spergle can gamble with an entire town and Equestria has no law enforcement.
>When she calls for who's going to be her personal massage pony, you volunteer, citing your fingers as credentials.
>She accepts.
>That very afternoon, you're called in.
>She's quick to drop her guard and close her eyes, certain everyone is terrified of her.
>Holy fuck is she stupid.
>Taking the deadly super weapon from your pocket, you hit her in the head as hard as you can with the rock you found out front.
>You strike her repeatedly, and after the fourth blow, her body stops convulsing.
>The town hails you as a hero, you just can't believe none of them ever even considered it.
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The Dangers of Species Swapping
"Seriously, this isn't going to work."
>"Now Anonymous, must you be such a pessimist, this is necessary if we're to establish diplomatic relations between our people."
"I suppose, but don't you have anyone more experienced? Less prone to freaking the fuck out maybe?"
>"HEY!" the entire 6 cry out.
>Celestia remains calm.
>"Now now Anon, the elements are perfect for this job. I have faith in them. They're just going to gather information.
>Oh you poor naive fools.
"Sure, whatever. Fire up the spy maker."
>With a nod, she turns and fires her humanization spell at the 6.
>When the flash clears, 6....naked things are standing there.
>"So, Anon darling, how do we look?"
"Like nightmares from the lowest point of the uncanny valley."
>"The what?"
"Look it up...look, you're never going to pass for normal."
>"Well why not Nonny?"
"Because humans don't have horse ears, or wings, and almost none of those pigments."
>"I'm certain we'll be alright."
"You're all going to get the crap kicked out of you."
>"That's enough bickering everyone. My little humans, take this time to get used to your new bodies. Don't be afraid of going out, the citizens need to get accustomed to seeing more humans around. I'm certain Anon will be willing to help you out if you're having any problems."
"I don't really have a choice."
>For the next several hours you watch them prance about, getting used to things, only stopping when the cold made the throw on sheets and make their way to Rarity's.
>A few sets of simple clothes later, and their [spoiler]horseplay[/spoiler] continued.
>Finally, the day winds down and they set up a group dinner.
>Despite your protests, they gather a lot of hay, which they soon find they're unable to even stomach TRYING to swallow.
>"Ugh. No wonder Anon complains so much about pony food. So, girls, how are you all finding your human bodies?"
>Reactions vary, but even Dash begrudgingly admits that fingers are pretty useful at least.
>"Thas all well an good, but since we're talk 'bout it, ever since the spell, ah been feelin like ah'm in heat, an mah heat just ended. That happnin tah anyone else?"
>"Well, I didn't want to say anything, but yes, it does indeed feel like I'm *ahem*, in season."
>"Pinkie's been feeling winky."
>"Yeah, I've been feeling kinda hot."
>"No doubt, my estrus has started."
>"Really? I, um, I was already in mine."
>They all look around, then to you.
>"Anon, darling, how long does the human heat last?"
"I'd say......only about the rest of your life." you say, not even looking up from your food.
>"Very funny Anon. But seriously, when does it end."
"I am serious. For both genders, once it turns on, it stays on."
>"Now that's just dumb Anon, you couldn't do shit if that were true."
"Eh, you get used to it....after 3 or 4 years. If that's not enough, you ladies got periods to look forward to too."
>"What nows?"
"It's when you bleed out of your vagina for a week without dying like a cursed hell spawn. Every month."
>"ANON! If you're going to tell vulgar lies, you can simply leave by boutique right now!"
"Fine, I'll be at home when you need me."
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>3 weeks passes, when you awake to frantic beating on your door.
>"ANON! GET THE FUCK OUT HERE!"
>"PLEAAAASE! I'M SO HOOOOOOOT!"
>"MEANIELESTIA WON'T CHANGE US BA-A-A-A-A-A-CK!"
>"STALLIONS AIN'T DOIN NOTHIN FER ME NOW!"
>"*whimper*"
>"THIS IS YOUR FAULT ANON! YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!"
>Opening the door, you find the 6 womares waiting.
>From Applejack is practically foaming at the mouth, to Fluttershy gently rocking and panting, they all appear to be in dire straits.
>This whole anthro thing is still a little unsettling, but you can't let them suffer.
>Inviting them in, you know you're in for an interesting afternoon.
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Bug Juice
>Day entophilia in Equestria.
>The town has just been invaded by swarms of ravenous insects.
>Everyone else calls them words like "adorable" and "pests" and "parasprites".
>You call them sexy and sexy and sexy.
>With their big cute eyes, colorful chitin, and plump bodies.
>You do love a girl with some meat in her exoskeleton.
>Eventually, you grab one from the air and pop your tip in its mouth.
>Hot as it is, it doesn't take you long before you blow.
>No sooner than you do does the cutie make a pained face and split in two, one half looking like the original, the other a new one.
>You can't help yourself, taking it in you hands as a tear comes to your eye.
"M..My BABY! Oh I'm so proud!"
>But your bliss is soon cut short when horrible music fills the air and your lover and child tear themselves from you and follow the sound.
>There's little you can do as they're soon lost in the swarm following pink horse.
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>A week has past and you've not left the house once.
>Every day, a damn pony drops by to try to talk, and every day you ignore them.
>The smack of hooves on wood gets your attention as the ritual repeats itself.
>"Anon?"
"GO AWAY!"
>"Look, I have no idea what got you so upset, but if you decide to talk, we're all here for you."
>"Look, we left some groceries on your steps, just in case you're getting low on food."
>After a few minutes pass and you're sure they left, you reach out and grab the bag and the news papers that have been piling up.
>As you're flipping through, you see something that lights up your heart.
>On the front page is a picture of a bug-like pony, and the title "warning" that sightings of these...changelings, have been getting increasingly common.
>You slap yourself for not knowing about these things, and sit down to read with a smile.
>Looks like you're taking a trip soon.

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3.5
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>Day 1 in Equestria.
>You wake up to the sounds of a hospital.
>You can't see.
>"Calm down darling, your eye's were hurt, we had to cover them to heal."
>Hear a door open.
>"Heya Rainbow Dash, how's our newest friend doing?"
>"Oh hello Pinkie dear, Scootaloo, he just woke up."
>Why the fuck is Rainbow acting like Rarity?
>"Alright Pinkie, you help him get situated, there was a darling dress I wanted to buy, and I must get it before they sell out."
>"Oh Dashie, you always dress in style."
>Suddenly, a horrific realization.
>You rip off your face bandages despite the pain, only to be faced with horror incarnate.
"OH GOD I'M IN GEN 3.5 EQUESTRIA!"
>Their unholy presence sears the flesh from your forsaken form.
>Your screams only serve to feed them.
>Today was the worst day in all existance.


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Anon in Fluffyquestria
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>Be Anon.
>You just woke up in the middle of a forest.
>It takes a while to take in the change, but you figure it best to move on till you can find civilization.
>After several hours of walking, you see a stream, and you run to it.
>Wait a second...this is a stream of marinara.
The fuck.
>Suddenly, you're surrounded by masses of tiny, colorful, fluffy, talking horses.
>They don't seem too smart, and just run around babbling "wan pway?" "new fwiend" and "SKETTI!" over and over.
Maybe later horse things, I need some water.
>The moment that word leaves your mouth, all the fluffy ponies drown.


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Anti-Matter
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>Be laying in bed
>Suddenly BURNING WHITE TEMPORAL RIFT!
>Suddenly, you're in Canterlot, held inside an energy shield.
>Twilight wanted to show Celestia how she'd figured out the lost magic of summoning.
>Celestia asks her to lower the shield so she can study "the strange creature" more closely.
>The guards get into position in case you try anything.
>The seal of the bubble breaks!
>BOOOOM
>You explode into a small atomic blast.
>Anti-matter won out in this universe.
>Canterlot is a Crater.

>Luna takes charge, survived because she was on a diplomatic mission.
>The other 5 survive because they didn't get dragged into her crazy experiment this time.
>Summons don't really die, they get kicked back to their world if unbound to the new.
>You're slammed into your bed so hard it breaks it.
>Today was a mixed day.

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Bulimia Anon
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>You are bulimia Anon
>Spending time with the mane 6
>You have a huge crush on Rainbow Dash
>Time for brunch
>You have a huge bowl of the Equestrian version of fruit loops
>As you finish you get Rainbows attention and walk over to the path and puke
>You begin playing with the rainbow vomit, shaping it into a pony drawing
Look Rainbow, it's you! Will you go out with me?
>"GROSS! Fuck no!"
>Your heart is broken
>Nobody wants to hang out with you anymore
>Not Rainbow, not Yellow Quiet, not Autism Mage, not Marshmallow, not Cereal, not even Coke Party
>You are sad
>A week later, you die by choking on your own puke
>Nobody cares


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Corruption of Champions
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>Day meh in Equestria
>Eating some delicious gorilla munch
>Knock at the door
>Answer it
"What is it flutt...."
"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?"
>You see a horrific mass of flesh, fur, scales, gel, horns, wings, mouths, limbs, tentacles, genitals of every shape and size, and every other appendage you can imagine.
>It leaks slime, milk, cum, vaginal fluids, and....other things.

>"Oh, hi Anon! Do you like what you see?"
>She spins and bends, exposing her everything.
>Anon is unimpressed.
......
"Fluttershy."
>"Y..Yes Anon?"
"Corruption of Champions isn't my fetish."
>She looks devistated
>"B...but I did all this for you! I wanted you to take my dozens of virginities."
>She.....somethings away muttering something about hummus.
>Today was a WTF day.


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Equinophobe
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>You are equinophobe Anon
>You wake up to see strange pastel blurs talking over you
>Your vision starts to focus
>You see.......no.....
HORSES! OH FUCKING GOD HORSES!
>You bound up and back into the nearest large surface, you can hear your heart pounding
>"Pardon, but we're ponies, not horses."
Who fucking care....OH GOD! TALKING HORSES!
>You fucking bolt into the forest
>You don't stop until you reach the land of the dragons
>They surround you, but you ain't afraid of nothing....except horses
>Prison rules, you punch the biggest one you can take into the fucking jaw and down he goes
>they turn into bros
>You have them incinerate any equine who comes within a mile of you
>Today was an okay day


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Fluttersheo
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>Day gah in Equestria
>Finish breakfast and step outside
>The clouds are made of glitter
>What
>Nope the fuck back inside
>A knock on the door
>It's Fluttershy
>Her Eyes are mismatched, one slited and gold, one blue with black instead of white
>She's wearing a strange dress with seemingly random designs and parts
"Umm, what?"
>"Um, oh yes, um."
>"Greetings mortal, it is I, SHEOSHY!"
>"And I have chosen YOU to have the privelidge of entering my godly form."
>"I want to make me feel fulfilled, full of fill, bursting at the seams, seamless."
"Fluttershy."
>"Yes me favorite mortal?"
"Mad gods aren't my fetish."
>"Well tah, I'll be visiting ye again mortal, for tea perhaps, if I'm not already."
>She turns into a swarm of butterflys and scatters.
>Feel the Flutterfly's eyes watching you the rest of the day.


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Head Truama
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>Be Anon.
>You've gone and pissed off Applejack somehow.
>She manages to sneak up on you when you're sitting down and kicks you in the head.
>You go down, your vision is fading but you don't black out.
>You pick yourself up and stumble your way to Ponyville General because head trauma is serious business and not an easy or in any way safe way to knock someone out.
>They don't know how to treat a human.
>Shy, luckily, has a book on chimpanzee veterinary care.
>Close enough.
>You manage to not die.
>Free apples for life as an apology.



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Hipster
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>Day I was here before it was cool in Equestria.
>Knock at the door.
>Doors are so common, you have one ironically.
>Prince Blueblood is there.
>"Hello Ymous, are limpdick faggots your fetish?"
Yes.
>You attempt to fuck Blueblood, but can't since you're both limpdick faggots.


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Lovecow
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>Be PonyGone
>Arrive in Equestria
>Another human is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>PonyGone
Feeling the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]!
>Other PonyGone reveals self as a changeling
>Spend the rest of your life in a changeling hive being milked for your massive stores of [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]


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Tardy the Man Pony
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>Be day OD in Equestria
>You are Femanon, a common materialistic party whore
>You enjoy guys with big dicks, lots of money, or who treat you like shit
>Your coltfriend Prince Blueblood has 2 of these things, so you like him more than most
>So much so that you only fuck 2 or 3 other stallions a week
>The 2 of you spend most of your time at drug parties, having terrible drunk sex, or just being generally terrible people
>It's all good with you, as long as the expensive garbage keeps flowing

>One day, you notice your stomach is getting larger
>You choose to ignore it
Eh, too much caviar, champagne, and orphan tears.
>It doesn't stop, and eventually becomes clear you're pregnant again
>You're about to head out to an abortion clinic when you have an idea
>You've only been fucking posh horses...and gryphons, an minotaurs, and maybe a dragon or 2
>Okay, you've fucked every species this land has to offer, but they were all rich, and that's what matters
>You decide to get a paternity test, so you know which guy is stuck with your gold digging ass
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>It's Blueblood
>He's forced to marry you so as not to shame the royal family
>You're now an actual princess, just as your neglectful dad always said
>Just as planned

>Eventually the day comes, and you're about to give birth
>You're so drugged up and loose you're hardly bothered by the process
>You were already fucked up before you came to the hospital actually
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>Aww, what a cute little anchor
>You decide to name him "Meal Ticket"
>Nobody else shares your feelings
>They say it should have been a centaur, that is NOT a centaur, it's an abomination
>Maybe you should have stopped drinking and drugging while pregnant
>Royalty the world over decides blood lines be damned, no more imbreeding

>You and Blueblood are stripped of rank and banished the the barren wastes
>Even the changlings native to those lands avoid you, there's nothing for them in either of you
>You're both dead within a week

>Your child is renamed Tardy and manages to find a succesful career as a circus freak before dying of his own hidiousness
>Or rather, his horrible health caused by the conditions of his creation
>He, thankfully, has no children of his own


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Silver Slut
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>Be the evening of day whogivesafuck in Equestria
>You're out in town
>You see that there's a large group of tourists staying in town on their way to Manehatten
>The town whorse, Silver Spoon, approaches the group to offer herself to them, mares and stallions alike
>One poor bastard takes her up on the offer and they duck into an alley
>Around a minute later (Because stallions only last like 20 seconds lol), he walks out, looking a little sickly
>He complains to his friends of feeling kinda bad
>As he walks through the square, his hair starts to fall out
>His skin begins to blister and peel away
>His fat and muscle start to liquify and fall off
>His organs have fallen out and are laying in the pile of hair and liquid meat
>He died a horrible death of hyper evolved STD's
>It takes days to clean the mess
>Silver Spoon is taken into quarantine and incinerated alive
>There's a reason none of the locals have touched her in fucking forever


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Squash Soup
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>Day whocares in Equestria
>It's evening, and still no Fluttershy
>You're thinking about what to have for dinner
>You're out of gorilla munch, and you're sick of spaghetti
>Knock at the door
>Guess who it's Fluttersh...
>She's a full sized horse
>"H.hi Anon, are horses your fetish?"
"No Fluttershy, they're not."
>"Oh..okay."
>She looks sad
"*Sigh* I guess I'd like to own a good work horse if you'd like to stay."
>She squee's in joy of her small victory, one step closer.
>"Of course Anon, anything for you!
>You invite her in for dinner.
>"Oh, what are we going to have?"
"Eh, I was thinking about just having some squash soup."


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Trust Funds
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>Be day lulzinevercounted in Equestria
>The CMC tell you about the bitch ass little cunts in their class named Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
>You tell them not to worry, they'll get theirs.
>A few months later, DT and SS's parents die in an accident while on one of their disgustingly expensive vacations.
>DT and SS loose EVERYTHING because other richfags trick them into signing over their parents stocks and assents under the guise of investments.
>DT and SS are homeless, and soon turn to prostitution.
>They die of pony-aids in their late teens, few notice they're gone, fewer care.
>Applebloom becomes a successful farmer and discovers new ways of increasing crop yield.
>Sweetie Bell becomes a famous singer.
>Scootaloo becomes a daredevil extreme sports enthusiast, and makes enough money to laze through life when an inevitable injury takes her out of the game.
>Their classmates did...something, nobody cares.
>You continue to love Ponewife every single night.


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Zoophile
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>You are Anon the human.
>You see a pony, it's a mare.
>You grab the mare by the hips and penetrate her.
>After pounding for a while, you release the spooge from your hot monkey dick.
>She squash soups.
>That means she didn't just cum, she super came.
>You done good boy.
>"That was GREAT Mr. Monkey thing, no stallion could ever last that long."
HOLY SHIT, YOU CAN TALK?
>"Well, of course I can."
Oh god...
>You look down at your hands.
I just commited xenophilia.
>You run with the speed of Kenyans, you think you're going to be sick.
>You are zoophile Anon, and you don't know if you'll ever feel clean again.


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Horsebutter

>Bro, bro, bro. Brobrobro.
>Always a fucking bro.
>Last night was the last straw, Anon may be as thick as a brick wall, but that doesn't mean you can't still have some fun.
>A final grind, and your juices gush into a waiting bowl.
>Taking a minute to rest, you head to the kitchen, he drinks hard, so you should have plenty of time.
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"Fuck dude, again?"
>This is the third time you've messed up on french fuckin toast.
>Tossing it, you settle for microwaved pancakes and toast, even you can do that.
>While they're warming, you pour your cum in a jar and fill it the rest of the way with syrup and mix like your life depended on it.
>That's all finally done, you butter the food, and then slather the your special syrup all over the pancakes.
>You freakin drown the things.
>Not long after, you hear Anon coming downstairs.
>*yawn* Mornin Dashie, surprised you're still here.
Well someone's gotta take care of your lazy flank, right? So I went ahead and made you breakfast.
>"Thanks Dash, you're a real bro, you know that?
>Fuck you Anon.
I know dude.

>You feel yourself winking as you watch Anon take the first bite of his pancakes.
>He chews, and chews, and then looks at you.
Something wrong Anon?
>"Tastes weird. Did you do something to it?"
I just used some kind of syrup I found at the market. Is..is any good?
>"It's, I wanna say musky. I like it!"
>He starts just digging in, and your wings are suddenly just getting all fidgity.
>When there's none left, he starts mopping the syrup with his toast.
>You find it hard not to grind into your chair.
>Then he starts licking the damn plate, and your chair is getting a little wet.
>"So Dashie, you got any plans for today?"
N..no, I, I'm not feeling so hot today.
>"Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but you've been acting a little weird. What's up?"
Nothing really, I umm, think Estrus is starting up is all.
>"Ah, say no more. Why don't you chill here today? I don't want some scuzzy stallion taking advantage of my bro."
Uh, yeah, cool, I think I'll do that then.
>"Anyway, I gotta go to work, booze doesn't pay for itself you know. And you should show me where you got that syrup later, stuff was great."
Course, sure thing...bro....
>You'll get him all that he wants and more. You have a feeling "estrus" is going to last a long time.
>It might be a good idea to learn how to cook.



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>Day Nullo in Equestria.
>Enjoying a box of delicious gorilla munch when there's a knock at the door.
>It's Fluttershy, like always.
>Before you can even respond she flies up to your face and showcases her mareho...
Fluttershy, what happened to you?
>Her vagoo is gone, there's simply...nothing where it once was.
>All in all, it actually reminds you of that gelding in town who has no shame.
>Except she still has crotchtits instead of a dick.
>"Do you like it Anon? I had to go all the way to Manehatten to find a doctor who would do it."
D..did you really?
>"Yep!" She beams proudly.
Is it...permanent?
>"Mmmhm" She happily nods.
>"So Anon, are nullified mares your fetish?"
>You answer in the only way you're now able.
>By grabbing her and rushing to your bedroom to start your new career as a professional doughnut glazer.
>It's a full week before you even take a break from
>Fucking Fluttershy.




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Fuck your marker


>Day Altman in the human universe.
>You are a necromorph, and a damn dangerous one too, having killed over a dozen armed guards all on your own.
>Suddenly, everything around you warps and changes.
>Scrambling to your feet, you're surrounded by tiny horses.
>They would make excellent stalkers!
>You raise a blade and charge towards one.
>Then....you dissolve into flesh soup.
>Today was a no marker signal day.


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Incest

>Be day family LOVE in Equestria.
>You are Anontaur, and you're going through puberty.
>Your twin sister, Centaurshy is going through her first estrus.
>It's hard, but you're both handling it well.
>Until one day, you wake up with your sister cuddled around you, your rigid crotches pushed uncomfortably into her sides.
>She wakes up, and as soon as she gets her bearings, gives you her bedroom eyes.
>"So, Anon, is incest your fetish?"
>An awkward silence fills the air as your eyes shift from hers to the ceiling for a full 2 hours.
Yes Fluttershy, incest is my fetish.
>Today was a sibling bonding day.


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The Spirit of Anal

>Day "Anal = [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]" in Equestria.
>You are Anon, the Spirit of Anal.
>And tonight is that day of the year when you go around the world, delivering butt toys to all the good (and bad) girls.
>Be they mares, or cows, bitches, dragons, a proud griffon, or a cute little spider girls.
>Your first stop is the room of Princess Luna, for her moon is truly the greatest in all the land
>You find her sleeping in bed, shirking her duties.
>But you never shirk yours, you [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] your job.
>Summoning a large plug, you dip it into your bottomless jar of lube and line it up.
>Aaaand....POP! In it goes.
>Luna wakes with both a scream of surprise and a throaty moan. She'll realize what happened in a few minutes, but you're already gone.
>Next are the elements, who are all in a single room, having a sleep over. Perhaps in anticipation of your arrival?
>You ready yourself. For Applejack a stallion dildo with a tapered base that makes it perfect for wearing, for Pinkie a dozen egg vibrators strapped to her legs, Rarity earned herself a large clear plug (how fancy), Fluttershy got medium ben-wa beads, and Dash large normal beads, the ever conventional Twilight got a normal large sized plug.
>Being gentle than your game with Luna, you simply teleport them into the lucky mares.
>And so it goes, in one night, you stuff the rears of every deserving lady in the world.
>Until you come to your final stop, Virgo.
>Weird girl, only girl to ever opt out. Never even tried.
>You'd thus made a tradition. You wouldn't put anything inside her, but every year, you would fill her house to the brim with toys and laugh as she had to dig her way out.
>This year, you literally just packed her house wall to wall with them.
>She could honestly suffocate if you put any more.
>You snap your fingers, and just like that, you're home.
>You shed a tear as the most beloved day of the year ends, not until next shall you be able to repeat the ritual.


>Day getting with the times.
>In recent years, a truth has become increasingly evident.
>Gays are more open, and children are becoming more sexual.
>It's always a risk changing a tradition, but you're the living embodiment of said day, so you're pretty sure it'll be fine.
>So this year, you decided to lower your minimum age to 7, and decide to visit the males who wrote this year.
>Their behavior doesn't matter this year, just so they know it's a thing now.
>But next...well, children will probably get some lenience.
>The next morning, fillies and puppies and calfs and what have you are dancing and singing in the streets the world over.
>Yes, stallions and bulls and such too.
>Soarin and Iron Will, who had been writing you for years, were especially exhibitionist of the whole affair.
>And the changeling empire, well, there was even a report of one who did something unknown before this point.
>He'd died after he [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]d himself so much that his stomach exploded.
>Reports say he had a huge, goofy grin plastered on his face, even in death.
>As you finish looking at the world at large, you turn your attention to one person in particular.
>A pony specifically. A blue unicorn mare who worked as a magician.
>You were so appalled at her behavior that you did some thing you hadn't done in a very long time.
>You punished her.
>Screams echoed through the land when she woke to find a dildo buried deeply in her [spoiler]vag.[/spoiler]


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Size Extremes


>Day size extremes in Equestria.
>Dear Jesus horse fucking Christ they're huge.
>You're hardly the size of their hoof.
>You're sitting around thinking when mint pony sits on you.
>Boner won't stahp.
>You stretch out and work her g spot and clit.
>Suddenly squash soup.
>You're dead from drowning before you hit the ground.
>Worth it.

>Day size extremes in Equestria.
>Dear Jesus horse fucking Christ they're tiny.
>They're hardly the size of your hand.
>You're sitting around thinking when mint pony sits on your pinky.
>Boner won't stahp.
>You give it a little wiggle.
>Suddenly squash soup.
>She blacks out from pleasure.
>You put her in your pants to sleep on top of your cock.
>Today was a good day.



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Still a more coherent plot and better pacing than Magical Mystery Cure


>Day Twilycorn in Equestria.
>You're Twilight, and you've just been made a princess.
>As you pull in from testing your wings, Princess Celestia calls you over.
>"Twilight, now that we have the formalities out of the way, it's time to perform your first royal duties."
Of course princess, what's first?
>"Oh my, no need to bow Twilight. First, you'll need a familiar to assist your work."
>"But what about me!"
Oh Spike, I'm sure there's a good reason.
>"Indeed, a single assistant will not be enough to handle the work load."
>"So, more breaks then? AWESOME!"
>The girls all give a giggle, and you turn to the princess.
Is this dangerous at all?
>"Not at all, the creature is bound to your will, and can do nothing more than you allow it, should it misbehave, you can simply send it back.
>Nodding, you charge your horn up and reach out to find a suitable servant.
-
>Shit, seriously, that episode was complete shit.
Fuck this, I'm gonna beat off and go to bed.
>Suddenly, you feel strange all over.
>It's weird, like you're not really there.
>You're vision blurs as the world swirls around you.
>When you're vision clears, you find yourself face to face with none other than princess sunhorse herself.
>You scramble to your feet in amazement as your heart threatens to break from your chest.
>"Greetings creature, my name is-"
Celestia!
>You point over.

Pinkie, Fluttershy, Luna, Shining armor, Cadance, Rarity, Dashie, and Applejack.
>They all look shocked, to say the least.
Umm, it's a show? I'll explain later. My name's Anon, by the way.
>"*Ahem* Well Anon, welcome to Equestria."
>"He sure is a big feller, ain't he."
>"He's not as scary as I thought he'd be."
>WHAT are those DREADFUL rags he's wearing."
>"He looks funny like a big monkey!"
>"More like a tiny cave troll, or messed up minotaur."
>You smile and chuckle lightly, seems you're already making friends.
>Suddenly, there's a voice calling from behind you.
>"Well, since you seem to be done with introductions, I have a list of things I need you to work on."
>Turning to face the familiar voice, you see the pony who recently earned all your rage.
>When you notice her crown, and dress, her cadre of personal guards, and especially her wings, you loose it.
>Every fiber of your being is shrieking to protect and obey her, it causes you to pause, but only for a moment.
>Soon, something from deeper still overpowers this feeling.
>Rage. Pure rage, bubbling from deep within.
>With a burst of speed that would shame Dash, you're on her.
>Twilight struggles in you grasp, but not for long.
>With all the power the can muster, you bring the purple princess into the cold marble floor, a sickening crunch echoing out for all to hear.
>She gurgles on the floor, and before you can react, she's charging a spell, causing you to try blocking.

>However, she's missing part of her horn, causing the spell to simply explode on her, taking half her face with it.
>Stallions are already charging, so you decide to end it before you're executed.
>Jumping into the air, you put all your weight on one foot, which lands squarly on her head.
YOU MADE ME DO THIS LARSON!
>As the life rapidly drains from her, the world begins spinning and blurring, and you come too over your bedroom floor, clonking your head on a steamer chest as you fall.
>You get to your feet, and head off to get yourself an ice pack for your head.
>Today was a bad day.



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Darkling in Equestria



>Day....fuck days in Equestria.
>You are Anon, a darkling, and you're currently dodging windows on your way to raid the palace kitchen.
>The last thing you remember from before you came here is helping Jackie against some thugs.
>However, after taking a bullet to the skull, you found yourself here instead of crawling out of the nearest shadows like when you normally die.
>You don't have the slightest idea of how you got here, and you don't give a shit, you're just glad the darkness can't do shit to control you anymore.
>In the time since you've arrived, you've done nothing but eat, drink, smoke, fuck, and gamble.
>Then there's ol' Moonbutt, right good friend, and a fuckin great lay.
Probably would've spent quite a bit of time in prison for brawlin too if it weren't for her too.
>You couldn't be happier, if weren't for one thing.
>"Good evening my dearest Anonymous."
>Fuckin sunhorse, sneaking up on you all the damn time.
Oy, the hell ya want Whorelestia?
>"Oh Anon, you kidder. I simply wish to spend time with my favorite creature of the night."
>Creepy attention whorin bitch, can't stand that someone likes her sister more.
Sure, just spend it far away from me.
>She starts inching closer with a huge grin on her face, as you slowly try to move further away.
>"Oh Anon, how could we possibly spend time together if I'm far away?"
Well, your supposed to be smart, I'm sure you can figure-

>You bolt down the hall, until a fully illuminated corner of hall forces you to try to use a column to climb over it.
>You're too slow, and the psycho horse grabs you a few feet up, bringing you to your back, as she lays on your chest with painful effect. Her very touch feels like fire.
AAAAGH! YOU BLOODY CUNT BUBBLE FUCKING WHORSE!
>"Aww, I know you just have trouble showing affection, it's okay, I forgive you."
>She begins showering you with kisses, each feeling like someone pressing hot coals into your skin.
>You kick and claw and bite, but even her blood feels like damn lava dripping on you.
>But finally, you manage to push her off and run. Unfortunately, in your rush, you forgot you were right next to a very well lit area, which you run right into.
>Your flesh sizzles and boils as you scream in pain, before finally your reduced to wisps of quickly dissolving shadow.
>Mere seconds later, you reform much further back down the hall in an especially dark corner.
>Luckily, you haven't been spotted, and you slowly creep away till you're sure she can't see or hear you, and make a mad dash for Luna's room.
>You bar the door behind you and activate a magical block Darkie set up to keep her sister out.
>At any rate, she'll try again the second her cuts heal up, but for now, you're safe.
>With nothing else to do, you climb onto Luna's back, managing to not wake her as you do, and plop down, her jiggly rear making for an excellent pillow.
>Seems you'll just have to wait for night to eat.


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dedtrix


>Day Pestilence is Equestria.
>A plague has been ravaging the nation for about a month now, leaving a lot of dead in its wake.
>Luckily, so far it seems to only infect equines, all other races and animals are unaffected.
>One day you're walking outside town when you come across a wagon.
>Being curious, you decide to peek inside.
>Inside, you find the corpse of a blue unicorn in a cape and a wand cutie mark.
>She doesn't look too bad, she's only a little cold, and she hasn't even started drawing flies yet, so you decide it won't be any harm.
>Whipping out your dick, you line it up to her slit and slide it in.
>It's cold, giving, and kinda slimy, but not too bad. You amuse your hands by playing her soft teats.
>It takes a while, but you finally reach your limit, push to your length, and fill her dead womb with the warm seed of life.
>Satisfied, you pull out and clean yourself off on her cute little cape.
>Giving her a parting kiss on the cheek, you zip up and leave, strolling off into the sunset, another wonderful day behind you.



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An Explanation for the Existence of Horrible OC's


>Day pony creator in Equestria.
>Bow in hand and other weapons attached, you're heading into the Everfree to do your biweekly hunting.
>Because it's cheaper than buying it.
>As you turn a corner on one of your trails, you hear talking and laughing.
>Cautiously, you skulk around the path and spy the source.
>In a small clearing of fleshly stomped down grass, a bunch of fillies and colts are sitting on logs and talking.
>Beer bottles are strewn about and they're dancing, singing, talking, and smoking whatever it is horses smoke.
>And HOLY SHIT do they look rediculous, but more importantly, they're SCARING THE DAMN ANIMALS AWAY!
>Standing tall, you step into the clearing and let out a loud "AHEM!"
>They stop and stare at you.
"Just what are you kids doing here?"
>They don't answer, instead, a stallion you take to be their leader steps forward.
>"KNEEL MORTAL!"
>You don't, obviously, you simply stare at the goofy sight.
>A stallion in his teens with his fur died a red rarely seen in ponies with black zebra stripes, red slitted contacts, spiked mane and tail dyed neon pink, wings preened and fluffed to look spiky, a bobby pin holding the tip of an ear down to make it look bitten, and his mom's entire jewelry box on his legs.
>His friends don't look much better.
>"You stand now before Lord Bloodclot and his cadre of follower slaves!"
"Real interesting kid, I need you brats to clear out, you're scaring the animals off."
>"Lord Bloodclot and his bi harem do not fear you, for we tamed the Everfree itself!" he shouts as he rears back.
"You're hardly 100 feet in kid."
>"You will address me as Lord, not kid, or I will curse your soul mortal!"
"Mmmhmm. You know those logs you're sitting on are sleeping timberwolves, right?"
>They all jump back with a loud shriek before it catches in their throat.
"Yeah, and it's almost time for them to hunt. But go ahead and stay, you'll save them the trouble."
>All trembling with fear, the pegasi fly off, leaving the others to run as they cry for help.
>You can't help but laugh, "Silly kids, afraid of logs." you say as you head deeper in to find something to eat.




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More dedtrix


>Day one in Trixieville.
>Some little cunt bluehorse has taken over the town and made everyone her bitch, because Derplight Spergle can gamble with an entire town and Equestria has no law enforcement.
>When she calls for who's going to be her personal massage pony, you volunteer, citing your fingers as credentials.
>She accepts.
>That very afternoon, you're called in.
>She's quick to drop her guard and close her eyes, certain everyone is terrified of her.
>Holy fuck is she stupid.
>Taking the deadly super weapon from your pocket, you hit her in the head as hard as you can with the rock you found out front.
>You strike her repeatedly, and after the fourth blow, her body stops convulsing.
>The town hails you as a hero, you just can't believe none of them ever even considered it.





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The Dangers of Species Swapping



"Seriously, this isn't going to work."
>"Now Anonymous, must you be such a pessimist, this is necessary if we're to establish diplomatic relations between our people."
"I suppose, but don't you have anyone more experienced? Less prone to freaking the fuck out maybe?"
>"HEY!" the entire 6 cry out.
>Celestia remains calm.
>"Now now Anon, the elements are perfect for this job. I have faith in them. They're just going to gather information.
>Oh you poor naive fools.
"Sure, whatever. Fire up the spy maker."
>With a nod, she turns and fires her humanization spell at the 6.
>When the flash clears, 6....naked things are standing there.
>"So, Anon darling, how do we look?"
"Like nightmares from the lowest point of the uncanny valley."
>"The what?"
"Look it up...look, you're never going to pass for normal."
>"Well why not Nonny?"
"Because humans don't have horse ears, or wings, and almost none of those pigments."
>"I'm certain we'll be alright."
"You're all going to get the crap kicked out of you."
>"That's enough bickering everyone. My little humans, take this time to get used to your new bodies. Don't be afraid of going out, the citizens need to get accustomed to seeing more humans around. I'm certain Anon will be willing to help you out if you're having any problems."
"I don't really have a choice."
>For the next several hours you watch them prance about, getting used to things, only stopping when the cold made the throw on sheets and make their way to Rarity's.
>A few sets of simple clothes later, and their [spoiler]horseplay[/spoiler] continued.
>Finally, the day winds down and they set up a group dinner.
>Despite your protests, they gather a lot of hay, which they soon find they're unable to even stomach TRYING to swallow.
>"Ugh. No wonder Anon complains so much about pony food. So, girls, how are you all finding your human bodies?"

>Reactions vary, but even Dash begrudgingly admits that fingers are pretty useful at least.
>"Thas all well an good, but since we're talk 'bout it, ever since the spell, ah been feelin like ah'm in  heat, an mah heat just ended. That happnin tah anyone else?"
>"Well, I didn't want to say anything, but yes, it does indeed feel like I'm *ahem*, in season."
>"Pinkie's been feeling winky."
>"Yeah, I've been feeling kinda hot."
>"No doubt, my estrus has started."
>"Really? I, um, I was already in mine."
>They all look around, then to you.
>"Anon, darling, how long does the human heat last?"
"I'd say......only about the rest of your life." you say, not even looking up from your food.
>"Very funny Anon. But seriously, when does it end."
"I am serious. For both genders, once it turns on, it stays on."
>"Now that's just dumb Anon, you couldn't do shit if that were true."
"Eh, you get used to it....after 3 or 4 years. If that's not enough, you ladies got periods to look forward to too."
>"What nows?"
"It's when you bleed out of your vagina for a week without dying like a cursed hell spawn. Every month."
>"ANON! If you're going to tell vulgar lies, you can simply leave by boutique right now!"
"Fine, I'll be at home when you need me."
-
>3 weeks passes, when you awake to frantic beating on your door.
>"ANON! GET THE FUCK OUT HERE!"
>"PLEAAAASE! I'M SO HOOOOOOOT!"
>"MEANIELESTIA WON'T CHANGE US BA-A-A-A-A-A-CK!"
>"STALLIONS AIN'T DOIN NOTHIN FER ME NOW!"
>"*whimper*"
>"THIS IS YOUR FAULT ANON! YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!"
>Opening the door, you find the 6 womares waiting.
>From Applejack is practically foaming at the mouth, to Fluttershy gently rocking and panting, they all appear to be in dire straits.
>This whole anthro thing is still a little unsettling, but you can't let them suffer.
>Inviting them in, you know you're in for an interesting afternoon.





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Bug Juice

>Day entophilia in Equestria.
>The town has just been invaded by swarms of ravenous insects.
>Everyone else calls them words like "adorable" and "pests" and "parasprites".
>You call them sexy and sexy and sexy.
>With their big cute eyes, colorful chitin, and plump bodies.
>You do love a girl with some meat in her exoskeleton.
>Eventually, you grab one from the air and pop your tip in its mouth.
>Hot as it is, it doesn't take you long before you blow.
>No sooner than you do does the cutie make a pained face and split in two, one half looking like the original, the other a new one.
>You can't help yourself, taking it in you hands as a tear comes to your eye.
"M..My BABY! Oh I'm so proud!"
>But your bliss is soon cut short when horrible music fills the air and your lover and child tear themselves from you and follow the sound.
>There's little you can do as they're soon lost in the swarm following pink horse.
-
>A week has past and you've not left the house once.
>Every day, a damn pony drops by to try to talk, and every day you ignore them.
>The smack of hooves on wood gets your attention as the ritual repeats itself.
>"Anon?"
"GO AWAY!"
>"Look, I have no idea what got you so upset, but if you decide to talk, we're all here for you."
>"Look, we left some groceries on your steps, just in case you're getting low on food."
>After a few minutes pass and you're sure they left, you reach out and grab the bag and the news papers that have been piling up.
>As you're flipping through, you see something that lights up your heart.
>On the front page is a picture of a bug-like pony, and the title "warning" that sightings of these...changelings, have been getting increasingly common.
>You slap yourself for not knowing about these things, and sit down to read with a smile.
>Looks like you're taking a trip soon.

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