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  1. Day Ω in Equestria
  2. >You wake up to find your house insanely fucking hot.
  3. >God it's so fucking hot.
  4. >Why is it so hot?
  5. >You open your eyes to see fire around you.
  6. >You leap from your bed and jump through the window.
  7. >Your bedroom was on the second floor.
  8. >You gasp for air as you get to your hands and knees.
  9. >"So Anon, is arson your fetish?"
  10. >You look up at Fluttershy in disbelief.
  11. "Yes.. it is actually"
  12. >You set her on fire and fuck her charred corpse.
  13. >Today was a good day.
  14.  
  15. Day 感化饼干 in Equestria.
  16. >As you walk through your front door, you get blindsided.
  17. >You struggle to see your attacker.
  18. >It's Fluttershy.
  19. >She bites your hand, trying to gnaw on it.
  20. >She won't let go.
  21. >You bash her head into the wall multiple times.
  22. >She flies off, a bit of your hand going with her.
  23. >She spits it out, "I guess vore isn't your fetish?"
  24. "Actually, Fluttershy, it is."
  25. >You unhinge your jaw and swallow her whole
  26. >Her screaming stops after awhile.
  27. >You get indigestion.
  28. Fucking Fluttershy.
  29.  
  30. Day effervescent in Equestria
  31. >At home
  32. >Hear a knock on the door
  33. >You open it to reveal an eldritch horror covered in holes and sporting a jagged horn.
  34. "Fuck, no."
  35. >"Oh, um, hi Anon, I was just-"
  36. >You slam the door in her face as you begin to walk away, shivering.
  37. >Fluttershy blows your door off its hinges with her new Changeling Queen magic.
  38. >"You WILL listen to me Anon! I-if you want to, of course."
  39. >Your eye twitches as you begin to run.
  40. >She starts chasing you before once more remembering she has magic, instead dragging you to her.
  41. >You scream the entire way.
  42. >She makes you fill all of her new holes.
  43. >You have trypophobia.
  44. Fucking Fluttershy
  45.  
  46. Day Zenok in Equestria
  47. >You're watching tv when you hear a knock on the door.
  48. >Expecting Fluttershy, you prepare for the routine
  49. >Opening it, you're surprised by Applejack.
  50. >"Now Anon, 'ah jus' wanted to tell ya that 'ah had feelings for ya, and 'ah won't take no for an answer."
  51. >You think for a moment.
  52. "No."
  53. >"Well, it looks like 'ah have no choice."
  54. >She swings her lasso at you
  55. >You grab what is to you, a flimsy string.
  56. >Her expression goes from determination, to realization in an instant.
  57. >She's a 3 foot tall horse.
  58. >You whip the lasso as she holds on to it, slinging her to the ground.
  59. >She tries to charge you.
  60. >You kick her in the face and knock her unconscious before slowly shutting the door.
  61. "Stupid horses...
  62.  
  63. Day Horsinth in Equestria.
  64. >You are Fluttershy
  65. >As you finish taking care of the animals outside, you prepare yourself.
  66. >Knocking on your door, you wait.
  67. >It opens.
  68. "Hey Anon, mind if I-"
  69. >"No Fluttershy, polite gestures are not my fetish."
  70. "N-no, I just wanted to get in so I cou-"
  71. >"Role-reversal isn't my fetish Fluttershy."
  72. "....Wait, how.. wha-"
  73. >"Confused, annoying horses aren't my fetish Fluttershy."
  74. >Silence.
  75. >He shuts the door and locks it.
  76. >Looks like you're sleeping with the bears again.
  77.  
  78. Day Thoros in Equestria
  79. >You wake up in the middle of a field.
  80. >After some deliberation, you decide you're in Equestria.
  81. >This means only one thing.
  82. >You must find your waifu.
  83. >Jogging to Canterlot, you begin your search.
  84. >After tossing a few lesser ponies and tearing through the dungeons, you find her.
  85. >The most beautiful bug hoers in all the land.
  86. >You rip her chains from the wall and carry her malnourished form back to the hive.
  87. >After rejuvenating on your love, she locks you in a closet in her chambers as an emergency supply.
  88. >Good end.
  89.  
  90. >Yet again, Twilight has fucked up.
  91. >By this point, you're not sure why you're surprised anymore.
  92. >She had called you, along with her friends, to her home this morning to test a new spell.
  93. >Apparently some rune or other was out of place, and now you and Rainbow Dash are left with the others, who are now fillies.
  94. "Goddammit... Okay Rainbow, I'm not sure how long this spell will last on them, so just watch them while I pick up some stuff okay?"
  95. >She rubs the back of her head. "Try not to take too long, okay? I'm not very good with kids."
  96. "Don't worry, it'll only take ten minutes.
  97. >Walking out, you close the door behind you, and proceed to the market.
  98. >It only takes about six minutes to get some filly formula and diapers, and you're quickly on your way back to the treehouse.
  99. >However, as you reach the library, you notice a new addition beside it: a ditch.
  100. >Looking into it reveals five bloody, emaciated fillies.
  101. >You hear a fluttering behind you.
  102. >"I-I told you I wasn't good with kids."
  103. Fucking Rainbow Dash.
  104.  
  105. >It took you twelve years, but you finally did it.
  106. >You've escaped those furry little fucks.
  107. >They'd been tracking you for years, but you eventually found an escape.
  108. >This escape just happened to consist of breaking into a realm of pastel horses.
  109. >Win some, lose some, you guess.
  110. >Regardless, it's much preferable to what you faced back home.
  111. >In fact, you even met one of the locals, a small, yellow one by the name of Fluttershy.
  112. >She even volunteered to let you stay at her place for awhile.
  113. >On the way there, you try to strike up some conversation, but she seems pretty shy.
  114. >Oh well, she'll probably open up a little bit more in time.
  115. >Once you get to her home, things seem pretty nice.
  116. >Though the place was filled with animals, you checked immediately and found no trace of... them.
  117. >As you rest on her couch, however, you hear the call.
  118. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l9Opw6bQE0
  119. >Your eyes shoot open as you look to the window and look upon it's horrid form.
  120. >Chest tightening, you throw yourself from the couch and crawl to the corner, refusing to take your eyes off the hell-bound fiend.
  121. >Then, it winks at you.
  122. >It has begun.
  123.  
  124. Day Ferolas in Equestria
  125. >You've had enough of Fluttershy's bullshit.
  126. >She comes to your home to guess your fetish everyday.
  127. >If you leave, she almost always has some trap set up to rape you.
  128. >You've tried being her friend. You've tried to talk her down.
  129. >But no matter what, she never stops.
  130. >That end-
  131. >A knock on the door.
  132. >Getting up from your seat, you already know who it is before you get to the door.
  133. >Opening it reveals the yellow bitch herself, this time holding a large box as she flutters.
  134. >"Oh, um.. Hi An-"
  135. "No, we're not doing this today, or any other fucking day. We're done."
  136. >She looks at you in confusion. "W-what?" Her eyes flick to the box before going back to you.
  137. >"B-but I m-"
  138. "Didn't you fucking hear me? I'm not putting up with this anymore."
  139. >"A-anon, please, just.." She motion the box towards you.
  140. >You slap it out of her hooves, slamming it on the ground.
  141. "Get, the fuck, away from me." You glare at the dazed pony, tears welling in her eyes.
  142. >Grabbing the box, she begins to bring it back to you through small gasps.
  143. >You stomp it back down.
  144. >Your voice drops to a near growl.
  145. "Go. Now."
  146. >Looking up at you, she finally begins to lose it before storming off.
  147. >You watch her till she leaves sight before looking down at the box and sighing.
  148. "What did she have planned this time..."
  149. >Picking up the box, you bring it into the house and set it on the table before opening it.
  150. >Inside lays what appears to be a large cookie, with a note crinkled and covered with crumbs and frosting.
  151. >You brush off the note as best you can.
  152. >"Dear Anon, I'm sorry for everything I've put you through. I never meant to upset or hurt you in any way. I just, I was scared. I like you, a lot, and, I wanted you to like me too, so I tried every thing I could, but all I did was push you from me even further. I want to start again though, and, I hope with this, you can forgive me for those things I did. I just truly hope that there can be something, someday, and I'm willing to stop all this and try every thing I can. Love, Fluttershy.
  153. >Placing the note next to the box, you look back at the remains of the crushed cookie.
  154. >It was large, and heart-shaped.
  155. >Closing the box, you return to your seat and let your head fall back, sighing as you do so.
  156. "...Fucking Fluttershy..."
  157. >Light floods your vision as you open your eyes.
  158. >Covering them as you lean forward, you blearily look around the room.
  159. >This eventually drags your gaze back to the box from last night.
  160. "Flutters..."
  161. >You lean back again and rub your forehead.
  162. >Maybe you were a little hard on her, but what else were you supposed to do?
  163. >She'd been acting like that for almost a year. If what she said in that letter was true, then why wait till now.
  164. >It's not like you hadn't tried simply talking to her about it.
  165. >She was the one who had shrugged your attempts off.
  166. >...
  167. >Maybe... Maybe she'd be more recepti-
  168. >No.
  169. >You made your decision last night. She's had enough chances for a life time.
  170. >Yet, as you go over everything she's done, you can't stop glancing at that box.
  171. >...
  172. "Goddammit."
  173. >Walking to your door, it was obvious you had already decided.
  174. >The actual trip to her cottage however, is a little taxing.
  175. >This scenario was honestly nothing new.
  176. >There were times when she'd feign apology only to try and force some act or other.
  177. >You slow your pace.
  178. >So what was different this time?
  179. >As Fluttershy's home comes into view, you can't help but feel somewhat put off by it all.
  180. >It was all too surreal. Why finally break all this now? Had she just given up?
  181. >Your thoughts are interrupted as you reach her doorstep.
  182. >Are you going to fall for another trap? Another violation of your space?
  183. >Is it really worth the risk?
  184. >...
  185. >You knock on the door and wait.
  186.  
  187.  
  188. Day Hesinath in Equestria
  189. >Today has actually been a pretty good day.
  190. >The birds are singing, the sky is blue.
  191. >All is right in Hoersland.
  192. >...
  193. >Now that you think of it you're kind of bored.
  194. >Huh.
  195. >You usually had something or other to do, but, at this moment? Nope. Nothing.
  196. >As you try to pull something to do from the back of your mind, you hear a knock on the door.
  197. >Opening it reveals Rainbow Dash.
  198. >"Hey Anon, what's up?" She flutters past you.
  199. "Ah yes, come in, I insist" You give a sarcastic grin.
  200. >Resting on your couch, she puts her hooves behind her head. "Oh knock if off, as if you wouldn't have let me in anyway."
  201. >You close the door before walking back to your seat.
  202. "True, true. So, what did you come for?"
  203. >"Eh, got bored after weather duty, thought we could hang out and do something."
  204. "Such as?"
  205. >She raises an eyebrow. "I don't know? Thought you might have something in mind."
  206. "Huh.... Was actually thinking the same of you."
  207. >Silence takes hold for awhile as you think.
  208. >Not in the mood for a drink, and don't really want to run or anything.
  209. >Considering she just finished her duties, she's probably a bit tired to show off some stunts.
  210. >Suddenly, it hits you.
  211. >You rise from your seat, surprising Dash.
  212. "I got it!"
  213. >Staring at you for a moment as you stand with your finger in the air, she reluctantly asks.
  214. >"Got, what, exactly?"
  215. >Turning to her, you smile before walking to the kitchen.
  216. "Today, we venture where we have never gone before!"
  217. >Her gaze following you, she turns with you and is hanging off the back of the couch in confusion.
  218. >"And that would be where?"
  219. "We're going to make cookies." You smile.
  220. >"...if I wanted to hang out with Pinkie Pie, I'd be with her."
  221. "Oh don't be like that. Come on, it'll be fun. Pinkie tossed these recipes to me... well, I can't even remember when. Point is, I've had them forever, and never actually used them."
  222. >Searching through your drawer, you eventually find the sheets and begins gathering ingredients.
  223. >"I think I'll pass Anon. Thanks, but, cooking really isn't my style."
  224. "Come on Dash, it's Pinkie approved. Would you really turn down one of her cookies?"
  225. >Her ears twitch as she stares at you.
  226. >"..No." She sighs. "Fine, fine. But let's at least make this interesting." She grins as she glides next to you.
  227. "Hmmmm? How so?"
  228. >"Like..." She taps a hoof to her forehead. "We'll each make a batch, best one wins."
  229. "Fair enough, Das-"
  230. >Tearing the recipe from your hand, she immediately begins gathering ingredients.
  231. >After recovering from your daze, you do the same, eventually falling into a trance as you prepare the confectioneries.
  232. >You're not sure why, but as you mix the items together, you feel something in your very core.
  233. >Something that simply continues to grow, and grow.
  234. >Your world becomes a blur as you throw your heart into the work.
  235. >There is no competition, there is no Dash. There is only you, and the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]
  236. >Blazing through the list, you don't find yourself again till you're putting the tray in the oven, Dash right next to you as she does the same.
  237. >You both fall back, panting.
  238. "And now, we wait..."
  239. >And so you waited.
  240. >"This... is really boring... but I win."
  241. "What? How do yo-"
  242. >"I put mine in first."
  243. "That's not the point, the point is the taste and how well they're done."
  244. >"Like I said, I win." She lays back on the floor.
  245. "But they're not even done ye-" Ding.
  246. >Turning to the oven, it appears they're actually finished already.
  247. >The two of you take your respective trays out and stand proudly next to them.
  248. "So Dash, ready to ex-what the hell is that." You raise an eyebrow to her cookie.
  249. >"What? Chickening out already?"
  250. "Dash, why is it all one cookie? Better yet, why is it a giant heart?"
  251. >Raising an eyebrow, she turns to her treat before widening her eyes in surprise.
  252. "You had the same recipe as I did, soooo.. what happened exactly?"
  253. >"I-I don't know, just kind of, came out like that. Hey! Yours is the same!"
  254. "What? No it isn't, I se-" Silence as you look down at your own.
  255. >It too was a single, large, heart-shaped cookie.
  256. "Huh... well okay." You scratch your head. "That's, weird. Eh, not like it matters, a cookie is a cookie. Ready to try one?"
  257. >She slowly nods as you take a knife.
  258. >Deciding to start with yours, you begin cutting into it.
  259. >And that's when you hear a sound.
  260. >Light at first, but as the knife goes deeper, you begin to recoil as the volume increases.
  261. >Screaming.
  262. >The fucking thing is screaming oh god.
  263. >"ANON WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" You turn to her, your own horror reflected by hers as chocolate gushes from the cookie's wound.
  264. "I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW!" The cookie is shaking violently.
  265. >"MAKE IT STOP CELESTIA PLEASE!" Tears begin to well her eyes as the shrieking pierces your ears, drowning her out.
  266. >Knife still in hand, you bring it down onto the treat, repeating it multiple times as you tear at it with the other hand.
  267. >It grows louder and louder as your senses force everything out.
  268. >Silence, you have to silence it god why won't it stop you have to- Silence.
  269. >Dash lies curled in a corner as you look around your kitchen.
  270. >Pieces of cookie are strewn across the room, much of it smeared on yourself.
  271. >You set the knife down as you fall to your knees.
  272. >You don't move till you here a soft, chewing sound.
  273. >Looking over at Rainbow, you see that she, somewhat hesitantly, took a piece of the remains and tried it.
  274. >Her expression slowly evolves from fear, to confusion, to surprise, and, now, what you can only relate to utter bliss.
  275. >Her wings unfurl as she begins pulling more to herself.
  276. >Taking a piece from your cheek, you speak.
  277. "Heh... they can't be that good Dash." You take a bite and chew for a bit. "Yea, they're not THAT holy mother of Shiva and all things beautiful in the world." You can feel your pupils grow and your body become more sensitive.
  278. >The universe itself feels so, wonderful.
  279. >Oh god... you think you just reached true peace.
  280. >Is... is this what [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] is?
  281. >The two of you proceed to clean every inch of the room. Your lusts knowing no bounds as you yearn for more.
  282. >As soon as it's gone though, it's almost as if the void itself replaces your heart.
  283. >You think you're going to cr- There's another.
  284. >Dash appears to remember this as well as the two of you slowly turn your heads to hers, still resting on the table.
  285. >Gripping the knife in hand, you carry yourself to it, the pegasus floating next to you as you do so.
  286. >Reaching the cookie, you swear you hear it whimper.
  287. >Today was a good day.
  288.  
  289. Day Selovan in Equestria
  290. >Sugarcube Corner can burn in a pit.
  291. >Pinkie and the Cakes had to leave to cater a party in Canterlot.
  292. >Unfortunately, they also couldn't close shop as a large number of orders had been placed.
  293. >She had asked yourself and her friends if they could cover.
  294. >Sadly, only you and Applejack could make it.
  295. >At the moment, you are in the middle of rush hour.
  296. "Okay AJ, I need five Fritters, an order of glazed donuts, baker's dozen, and three more heart-shaped cookies. Those bastards are selling like hot cakes."
  297. >She looks up at you. "Well, aren't they?"
  298. >Setting down the order, you stare at her for a moment.
  299. "Figure, of speech AJ, you know how to make them right?"
  300. >"Uh.. yea, 'ah got it Anon!"
  301. >You call back to her as you set the donuts in the oven.
  302. "Great, we have to have it ready in about thirty minutes."
  303. >"No problem!"
  304. >This continues till it's time to retrieve the cookies.
  305. >As you pull them out of the oven, however, you simply stare down at them.
  306. "Applejack. What the fuck is this?"
  307. >Finishing up a few fritters, she turns to you before dashing over. "What's got you all frazzled Anon?"
  308. >Nodding to the cookie, she looks down at it before looking back to you in confusion.
  309. >"Am 'ah s'posed to be seen somethin' here?"
  310. "Applejack. It's a giant, flat, heart-shaped apple. All I want to know, is how?"
  311. >"That's not how it's s'posed to be made?
  312. >Your jaw drops as you try to find words for her.
  313. >"Excuse me! Sir? We've been waiting on our order for ten minutes now!"
  314. >Shaking yourself you smile to him.
  315. "I apologize sir, there was a small incident, we'll have to remake the cookies. It'll take about fifteen more minutes. I'll take one of them off the price though, okay?"
  316. >"Just get it done." He stomps off.
  317. >Pulling together everything you can, you speak once more.
  318. "Okay, okay, it's fine, I'll just help you out. We'll make it through this."
  319. >Finishing the cookies up, you let her set them in the oven and go about doing more orders.
  320. >When the time comes to take them out of the oven, you're awestruck.
  321. >Yet again, all of them are heart-shaped apples.
  322. "Okay, AJ, no fucking around, how are you doing this?"
  323. >"Ah don know what you're talkin 'bout Anon!"
  324. "APPLEJACK, we don't even have apples here!"
  325. >"They're all 'ah know Anon!"
  326. >This repeats about four more times.
  327. >The last one you made entirely yourself.
  328. >It came out the same way.
  329. >As customers left in annoyance, you were left with about thirty heart-shaped apples.
  330. >You beat AJ unconscious with the last one that comes out of the oven.
  331. >Today was a bad day.
  332.  
  333. Day Thoros+2 in Equestria.
  334. >Looking down at her, you speak once more.
  335. "Please, please, just take it.. take everything you need.."
  336. >You barely manage to speak through the sobs.
  337. >She continues searching you with a half-lidded gaze, her voice hardly a whisper. "It's... it's not there.."
  338. >Your grip tightens around her. She's so cold.
  339. "It is there Chrysalis, goddamnit it's there, just take it, take all of it..."
  340. >"S-so.. hungry..." Her breath slows even further.
  341. >Pulling her into a hug, your tears finally break, streaking her mane as you hold her.
  342. "Then eat! Please, please... just eat..."
  343. >"I.. I can..." Silence.
  344. >Your eyes grow wider as you lighten your grip, leaning her back a bit to get a better view.
  345. "Ch-Chrysalis?.."
  346. >Silence.
  347. "No, no no, you don't get to leave me like that. I did everything I could, you don't get to just leave like that.."
  348. >You begin to shake.
  349. "Why couldn't you... I would've given you everything.. all of me... so why?!"
  350. >Shaking her does nothing.
  351. >Neither does the screaming, but that doesn't stop you for the rest of the night.
  352. >Bad End.