Title:           Twilight's Magical incident
Author:          Vanilla_Bean
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First Edit:      Monday 5th of August 2013 01:26:57 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 5th of August 2013 01:26:57 AM CDT

>you are anon
>you have suffered the horrible fate to live in a world filled with talking p0nies.
>it wouldn't be so bad if the p0nies weren't so racist.
>it has been at least 6 mounths since you arrived in equestria
>you are currently living under the " protection " of twilight sparkle
>and by protection i mean that she scares away the angry mobs that attempt to throw you in the everfree, daily
>she does a good job at it, since she has the influence of saving the town every once in a while from monsters n shit
>in return you " willingly " offer yourself as a test subject to her magical experiments.
>its a sunny morning in p0nyville
>spike is at the hospital after a miscalculation in a candle spell
>turns out he isn't that fireproof
>you and twilight are alone now
>you're sitting in a incredibly uncomfortable p0ny chair
>" why did i have to appear in equestria! i could be catching pokemon or something, but no im stuck here with a purple talking unicorn that is searching in her book a spell to cast on me " you think to yourself .
>you never really fancied unicorn magic, most of it is either ridiculous or useless
>moustache summoning? turning apples into oranges? amazing they have infinite power and waste it in facial hair.
>" i found it!!! " twilight screams breaking you off your self pity thoughts
>" found what exactly? " you say in a worried tone
>" well i thought that as you are having so much trouble with the p0nies for being human, i should turn you into a p0ny! " she says with some pride of her magnificent cleverness
>" wait a second you can do that!? " you ask, surprised that unicorn magic could be usefull
>" well of course i can i was a honor roll student in the canterlort institute for gifted unicorns bla bla bla bla "
>there she goes again, when its just you and her she generally brags a lot...
>" ahem " you grunt
>" i was trained in gori... oh. i wandered off again didn't i... " you can see her blushing from a mile away
>" anyways this spell will turn you into a earth p0ny so i guess you wont be studying magic with me "
>" assuming the spell works and you don't send me to visit spike in the 3rd degree burn ward " you say in a stern tone
>" hey! that was an accident how would i know that spike isn't entirely fireproof? after all he can swim in lava! "
>" yeah i suppose you're right just try not to give me 6 legs ok? " you reply in a jokingly manner breaking the atmosphere.
>" ok ok what about two tails then? " twilight replies. also in  jokingly manner as she giggles
>you and twilight then take positions as she charges up her spell
>suddenly a white and purple blinding light is all you can see for about 4 seconds
>you open you eyes to see twilight looking down at you with a worried expression
>you try to get up but you assume you didn't because it still looks like twilight is towering over you
>suddenly your dumbass brain connects the pieces as you realise she shrank you to a 2cm height
>" ohmygosh im so sorry i messed up the spell and now you're tiny and... "
>" twilight its ok im sure you can find a way to reverse this right? " you interrupt her
>" well maybe, but as this is a completely new result perhaps i should... study you "
>ho ho hold the fuck up, twilight is acting weirder than usual here, she has a hunger in her eyes, and she is staring right at you.
>might as well play along i guess twilight would never hurt you, right?
>" well twilight i guess you can do ANYTHING you want to me in the name of science " focusing on the anything so she can feel comfortable
>" wow umm anything? like uh anything anything! you're sure you don't mind? " she says with the joy of a little filly in nightmare night
>you don't like where this is going but you really don't have a option here might as well pretend you do so at least she feels grateful when this is over.
>" anything you want. " using the most innuendo tone you could come up with
>twilight's eyes twinkle when she hears that, causing you to get even more worried.
>she uses her telekinesis to put you on a experiment table, but something tells you that this whole experiment is way more personal than anything
>" i need to uh. well have a lick of you anon for umm science... " she says in a futile attempt to hide her intentions
>these p0nies never trully learned the art of lying. you on the other hand did as you use your amazing lying skills to dig yourself further into this mess.
>" ok then Twilight go ahead " not the amazing lie you had in mind but it'll do.
>twilight suddenly pulled you into her mouth without no warning whatsoever
>she starts slowly tasting your body pressing you against her giant humid tongue
>after that she begins to swallow up the accumulated saliva hoping that you wouldn't drown
>you just stay there for about 15 minutes wondering how did your life come to this.
>as much as you hate to admit it you're enjoying yourself despite the horrible inplications that Twilight is a microfile
>suddenly everything stops for a second.
>you can feel her tongue slowly ascending making you slide onto her throat
>the muscles push you down with incredible forçe making it somewhat hard to breathe
>as you finally reach her stomach you can hear Twilight burping and giggling
>" TWILIGHT LET ME OUT OF HERE " you scream at the top of your lungs
>suddenly you are teleported out of her belly, much to your relief
>" wow anon i didn't know you tasted so good! maybe i should keep you like this! we could do this everyday! "
>before you have a chance to speak however she stuffs you in a saddle bag.
>now you're trapped with a giant purple unicorn that eats you daily
>nop0ny ever looked for you after your disappearance
>why did i have to appear in equestria. i could be catching pokemon or something