Suggestive Anon Chronicles

>Be a midnight in summer

>Be living in Ponyville for far too long

>Still be having rape attempts with Rainbro Dash having your back

 

Fuck it’s hot

>You throw your blankets off and try to find a cool place to sleep

>not gonna happen

>Why can’t Rainbro just put a storm cloud above your house?

>Wait

>DING!

>The oven is done cooking your idea, and boy does it smell delicious

>You put on some light clothes and put on your sandals…with SOCKS!

>Be lookin’ fresh wherever you go

>As you approach her cloud mansion, you try to yell at her lazy ass to get up

RAAAIINNBRROOOO, I NEEEEEEDDD YOOOUUUU!!!!

>Nothing

HEEEELLPP RAINBRO!!! I’M DYYYIINNGG!!!

>Still nothing

>Time for Plan C

RAINBROOO, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOU THAT I’VE BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR A WHILE NOW~!!!!!

>You see a cyan head pop out her window

>Money

>She flies down to you obviously blushing and muttering something

>“What do you want Anon”

Hey now, no need for that grumpiness…..sugarpie~

>POMF

>“A-are you feeling alright A-anon?”

Of course I am! My…you’re so cute when you’re all flustered, Dashie~

>You don’t think her wings could stiffen anymore, but good, all a part of your plan

>“C-cut it out Anon…” she says bashfully

>Perfect

Come home with me Dashie, I need you…

>She looks like she’s about to pass out

Hey, hey! Stay with me!

>You snap your fingers in her face

>“I-I’m sorry Anon, just trying to figure out what’s happening right now…”

Come, Dashie. My bed awaits~

>You pick her up and walk towards your house

>“Anon! What did Fluttershy do to you? Or was it Zekora?”

Silly Dashie~ It was nop0ny! I just realized that you were the only one who can help me~

>You stroke her belly with your finger as you continue to be Mr. Suave

>She starts to pass out again

Come on Dashie~ I can’t have you fainting on me before anything really happens~

>You finally reach your house and make it up the stairs to your room

>Setting Rainbro on your bed, you get close to her and whisper…

Oh Dashie, it’s much too hot in here to do anything….maybe if you can work some of your pegesi magic, we can work our own~

>All hot and bothered, Rainbro complies and brought a raincloud over your house

>And a winner is you!

>Rainbro comes back in through your window, soaking wet

I love it when you’re all wet like that Dashie~

>You stroke her mane and she faints from pure ecstasy

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>You dry her off as you make your way downstairs to lay her in your guest room

Goodnight, sweet prince(ss)

>As you make your way upstairs, you conclude one solid fact

60% of the time, it works every time…

 

END

 

>Be the first day of a particular month

>Be hanging out with Rainbro Dash at the park

>Still be wearing sandals and motherfucking SOCKS

 

>“Hey Anon! Wanna see the Awesome Rainbow Dash perform some of her most amazing aerial tricks?!”

>Try saying that 5 times fast

Sure thing, Rainbro. Let’s see if you can make it a perfect day and not land us in the hospital like last time

>She blushes and stutters for a bit

>“H-hey! It wasn’t my fault! I was….distracted!”

>Same ol’ story, different day

Well let’s get to it! I’m not getting any younger, you know

>With that, Rainbro dashed into the sky at full speed, knocking you over on your bum

>Oh, she will pay for that

>What was that? Opportunity just knocked, and he’s holding a fresh new idea

>You try to flag down Rainbro, but she’s too busy trying to show off her stuff

>There’s only one way to get her attention now

>You walk off and find an odd, minty colored p0ny…sitting down on a bench?

>Whatever

>As you approach her, she suddenly beams at you like she was expecting you

>That’s not creepy or anything

Hello there, is this spot taken?

>You point to the spot next to her

>“Nnnnnoooppe!!”

>There’s that creepy smile again

>You sit down and shoot the shit with her, and she turns out to be a pretty cool p0ne

>But still creepy, very creepy

>All of a sudden out of nowhere

>“What the heck Anon! I try to show off for you and you’re here showing off for this…this mare?!”

>Whoa, she looks like she’s about to blow a fuse

>Part B, complete

Calm down there buddy, I just only needed to get your attention

>You pick her up and start walking away

>“Okay, you have my attention now”

>You can still see fumes coming out of her ears

Well, I was thinking, everything we go to the park, we never ‘hang out’ hang out

>Rainbro furrows her brow and a frowns

>“But…but I thought you like looking at my moves…”

Of course I do Rainbro, but, to be honest, I get jealous of you

>She gave you a small look of surprise

Just seeing you gracefully fly all over the place, I get kind of jealous…

>She looks at the ground for a minute, just a minute, before popping her head up, her face sporting a triumphant look

>“Maybe I can fly you over P0nyville!”

So let me get this straight, you’re telling me you’ll let me ride you all over town?

>Her wings extend to their full length, like clockwork

>“Y-yeah, I guess that sounds about right…”

>Great! Now commencing part C!

It was prolly a good idea to let your wings extend out like that Rainbro, that way I can straddle you properly and not worry about holding your wings between my legs~

>You run your hand down her mane

>A small squeak is all you hear before you fly off into the sky like a rocket

>Whoa there Dashie! Warn me before you take off like that!

>That’s what you meant to say, but instead all that came out was, ‘Wharblgarbl’

>You swear if she flew any faster, she’ll break the…sound……..barrier

>BOOM!

>Holy shit your trippin’ balls

>Colors, Colors EVERYWHEEERE

>Fuck this shit, if you don’t slow her down, you’re going to die and that was NOT a part of your plan

>There’s only one way to neutralize this speed demon, and that’s with what she loves most

>Hey Dashie~ Can you please slow down, I’m afraid if you don’t, I just might fall off and die~

>But, again, all that really came out was ‘Wharrgarbl’

>Next best thing

>You softly caress her chest and her neck, hoping it would work

>And with good news, it did!

>Bad news, you were flung off her back and now flying through the sky like ragdoll that was shot from a canon

>I never asked for this

>Ok! A perfect cloud for you to land on in T-minus NOW!

>POOF!

>Success! Man, are you glad you had Twilight cast the cloud walker spell on you last night

>You don’t know if you’re still seeing colors, or if your Rainbro has come to save you

>Yup, it was the latter

>You can tell she was panicking until recently

>“OhmyLunaohmylunaohmyluna, I’m so sorry Anon, please please pleaaassee don’t be angry at me!”

>She’s bowing in front of  you mumbling jibberish

>Final part, go!

Rainbro Dash….I..I should be the one that’s sorry….

>She looks up at you with a confused look

Seeing me up here in a cloud can only mean one thing, Rainbro…

>Her face quickly changes from confused to…being blank?

It is with great regret that I tell you that I have passed away while I was enjoying your tour of P0nyville

>Her face scrunched up all of a sudden

I’m sorry, my good friend…

>She buried her face in the cloud and emitted some loud sobs

>“I didn’t mu-mean t-to kill you A-Anon….ah-I didn’t know w-what came over mu-meeeeeeeee…….”

>She howled the ‘eeeeeeeeeeeeee’ until she lay on the cloud in a ball

Fear not, my good friend. If you would let me down off this cloud, I can recover my body and come back to life!

>She looked ad you while tears were flowing freely from her eyes

>“Ah-I’ll do whatever I can to get my buh-bro back….”

>You climb on top of her again and she takes you back on the glorious grown

Now, my dear Rainbro Dash, I need you to pretend like none of this ever happened! If you tell anyp0ny about this, then I will remain dead….FOORREEEVVERRR

>With a gasp, she nodded  

Good, now leave me to my search, the more time I waste, the less of a chance I’ll be able to go back into my body

>With one last look, she flies back towards town

>April Fools Day was a success

>High Five

 

END

 

>Be any given day

>Be waiting for a package in the mail

>Still be waiting for a package in the mail, shit takes forever

 

>You pace around your floor, like you have been for several days, waiting for your custom made guitar suited especially for your fingers

>The lack of music has been getting to you and all the songs these confounded p0nies sing is driving you up the wall

Alright! Mail time, mail time, maaiiillll tiiiiiimmee!!!!

>You see your favorite mailp0ny at your mailbox

Hey Derpy~ Any good news for me today?

>She looks at you…you think…and shakes her head

>“Oh, I’m sorry Anon, I wish I could help”

>She gives you a small smile and flies away to the next mailbox

>An evil storm cloud strews above you as you think of your next plan to get your guitar

Oh, you will help me, Derpy. You will….

>Cue evil maniacal laughter, rain and lightning

>Wait

Dammit Rainbro, why did you do that?

>“Sorry Anon, I couldn’t resist~”

>She was laughing so hard she fell off the cloud

>She will get hers, but at a later time, you need to focus on your plan at hand

>You walk into your house and start getting it prepped for the night, because you’re having special company over

>With everything else clean, you decide to spruce yourself up

>Sporting a nice shirt, some slacks, along with complementary sandals and socks, you’re on your way to woo a very special p0ny

>As you walk towards town, Rainbro notices you

>“Whoaa, Anon, looking sharp! Planning on asking a certain somep0ny out?”

>She keeps nudging you and winking

>DING!

>Time to kill two pegesi with one stone (figuratively, of course)

Oh, of course Dashie~ She’s a very special pegasus to me, and I want to take it a step further with her~

>Rainbro’s eye grow big as she starts to blush

>“W-who is this somep0ny?”

Why Derpy of course!

>You can hear something fragile shatter inside of your Rainbro

>“O..Oh! O-of course…H-how silly of me to think o-otherwise…”

>She slumps her head and starts walking away

>“G-good luck with your date to-tonight A-Anon….”

>She flies off, never looking back

>Well shit, don’t you feel like a Grade A asshole right now

>Oh well, you’ll make it up to her later, right now you need to find Derpy

>You finally make it into town, and notice a whole bunch of p0nies giving you the up and down

>Swagg

>No time to strut, you have a p0ny to find

>Aaaaaand Derpy at 11 o’clock

>That’s a bingo!

>Ok, ok. Deep breath, you can do this

>You notice her walking towards you

>“Wow Anon! Looking good!”

>She looks at you (you hope) with the same small smile

You know, I was actually looking for you~

>Game on

>“You…you weerree?”

>Her smile begins to widen as her cheeks become rosy

Y-yes actually…

>Shit, why are you nervous?

You know you’ve been my favorite mailp0ny since I’ve arrived here

>“I haaaaavvee?”

> Again, smile becomes wider and her cheeks become rosier

>Has she always been this adorable?

Yes! And I…I was wondering if we can get to know each other a bit more….

>What is this sorcery? Why are YOU blushing now? Fuck

>Her face brightens up like a light bulb

>“Oh do I! When? Where?”

>Game set

>You tell her the details and you split off to go make dinner while she gets herself ready

>No awkwardness here

>You finally hear a knock at the door

>Hesitating, only slightly, you open the door

Wow….you look stunning

>Derpy looks away, a visible blush on her face

>“So…what’s for dinner?”

>You point over to the table

We will be having a nice salad, and something special for dessert~

>With a ‘squee’ of delight, she makes her way to the table

Bon apatite

>Dinner went smoothly, just talked about how you managed to burn the first salad you made

>With dinner done, dessert time

 I made something special for you~

>She can’t contain her excitement as she lets out another ‘squee’

MUFFINS!

>She just about went straight-eyed when you brought out the muffins

>“Y-you’re the best Anon!”

Oh, it was no problem…really

>There goes your damn face being all blushy again. Fuck

>You two decide to nom on your muffins while watching a movie

>It was getting late and Derpy had work tomorrow, so you decided to call it a night

>Wait, fuck, you forgot about the whole reason why you did this

>She stops at front door and looks at you

>“Thank you for tonight, Anon. I haven’t had this much fun…since…well forever…”

>No…you cannot succumb to her charms….

>“…if there’s anything I can do for you, I’d be happy to help!”

>Gotta fight against it

Don’t worry about it Derpy, I just get lonely and not having my guitar here to keep me company makes it worse…

>Fuck, you blew it

>She gives you a sympathetic smile and flies toward you

>Smooch!

>With a blush, she flies away

>You’re just standing there with your hand over your cheek, where she kissed you

>Good fuckin night world

>The next morning, you don’t give a fuck about anything

>You hear knocking at the door, but decide not to answer it

>You’re not in the mood for Fluttershy’s or Applejack’s antics today

>Just then, you hear a voice calling out your name

>“Special Delivery for a Mr. Anon!”

Derpy!

>You race down the stairs to open the door and sure enough, Derpy is there with a big package for you

It…it finally came!

>You hug the pegasus as a thank you

>“I…I brought it just for you Anon…”

>You look at her and notice she has bags under her eyes, probably from not sleeping all night due to finding your package

>Game match

Oh Derpy, you’re the best!

>You hug her tighter as she emits a soft squeak

>“There’s something I wanted to talk to you about….Anon…”

>There’s a tone in her voice that you really don’t like

>“I had fun last night…a lot of fun actually…but…”

>Oh no

>“…I feel like we should just be friends….for now at least….”

>You frown a bit

>She gives you a sad smile and kisses your cheek again

>“See you around sometime…”

>With that, she’s off

>You close the door and open your package

>It’s the guitar you’ve been waiting for, but it just seems like a hollow victory now

>As you tune it and strum it to make sure it’s how you remember how guitars are supposed to be like, you think of a name for it

Derpy…

 

END

 

>Be a couple days after your ‘date’

>Be a lazy ass eating ice cream feeling sorry for yourself

>Still be needing to make it up to Rainbro

 

>The morning is the same as always

>You notice that you have a different mailp0ny now, and he’s a horrible one

>He always gives you the wrong mail and puts it in weird places

>You’re tired of being like this

>Whatever happened the Anon who didn’t give a fuck?

>You want that Anon back, and there’s only one bro you can count on to bring him back

Rainbro Dash

>You perk up a little at the name, as you get ready in your casual wear, including sandals and some socks

>It’s day time so she’s probably working right now

>No probs though, you know her, she’s at the park pranking unsuspecting p0nes

>You make your way to the park to see a low flying cloud moving around

>Target spotted

>You make yourself venerable to a surprise

>BANG!

>Holy shit, that lightning bolt was only mere inches away from you

>You look up to see Rainbro on the cloud with a smirk on your face

>“Gotcha Anon…”

>You’re not sure if she meant to hit you with the bolt or not

You sure did Rainbro…

>A few awkward moments later and it started raining over you

Ha ha ha, very funny Rainbro

>She isn’t laughing, guess she might still be mad about the other day

>Idiot, she STILL IS mad

Look, Rainbro, I’m sor-

>Another lightning bolt shoots out, this time directed right at you

>Not sure it was instinct or you’re just one bad mothah shut yo’ mouth, but you dodged it

Whoa, ok, I get it…

>You walk away, raincloud still following you

>You make it home only to have the raincloud stay above your house

>Drenched, you make it up to your room to change into some dry clothes

>As you open your door, you see a cyan p0ne with a rainbow mane lying on your bed, also drenched

>“You know, I remember you saying that you liked it when I'm wet”

>Ohshitsheremembered

Uhhh…Yeah, I did say that, didn’t I…?

>She nods, giving you them bedroom eyes

>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Lemme go get some drinks, so we can…uh…relax…

>“Ok Anon, don’t take too long now~”

>As you rush out of your room, you stumble down the steps

>Ok, calm down. At least she’s not trying to rape you

>That’s good, you think

>Alright, time for a plan

>Nothing in the oven, nobody at the door, no evil scheme

>Fuck

>Alright, guess you’re going to have to wing it this time

>You grab as many bottles as you can, no time for cups, and you bring it back upstairs

>Dash is still in your bed, all wet, and giving you those eyes still

Uhh…well here’s the drinks

>You pop open a fresh bottle of ‘spiced’ apple cider and proceeded to chug it

>“Whoa there cowboy, save some for me”

>She flies over to you and grabs the bottle from your hands, and in turn, starts downing it

Well…let me get into some warmer clothes, you know, so I don’t die of pneumonia or something

>“Go on Anon~”

>She closes your door, which feels like a prison now

>She lays on your bed again, still wet, and stares at you

>“Don’t mind me, Anon.”

>Yeaahhh….no. You can’t find it in you to be bare pickle in front of your bro

>In fact, this is all a bit too much

>And for sure if you tried to play back, she won’t faint

>Wait, something’s coming to you

Eureka!

>Dash looks at you with a puzzled look

Uh…sometimes when I get excited, I shout that…

>She goes back to her bedroom gaze, waiting for you to undress

>Alright, this will be a gamble, but with luck, you’ll make it out alive

>You take off your wet shirt and throw it over at Rainbro

>POMF!

>Oookkk, good start, now…..time for the pants…..

>Her face is red, but she’s keeping herself awake through this

Alright, now time for….

>You play around with your skivvies

>She’s all perked up now and staring at you, not even blinking

You know, I’ll need help with this~ But I wonder who can help

>Dash tries to say something, but all that came out were squeaks

I guess I won’t be able to take this off then~

>Dash gets up and stumbles over herself as she makes her way to you

>There’s determination in her eyes though, that much you can tell

>She puts two hooves around your waist, getting ready to pull down until

Oh, that’s no fun now Dashie~ Why don’t you take it off with your mouth~

>She looked at you as her mouth hung open at your words

>You can see her mouthing words, but still, nothing came out

Go on Dashie~ You can do it~

>You’re sweating bullets now as her mouth makes its way towards your jimmies

Th-that’s it Dashie…now pull down….

>Down goes your jimmies, but also her as well

Dashie? Daasshiiee~?

>Aaand she’s outta heeerreee

>You let out a big sigh of relief as you try to unrustle your hidden pair of jimmies

>And here you thought it was stupid to wear two pairs of jimmies

>You get dressed into some warmer, dryer clothes, this time, no one’s watching you

>You pick up and dry off your Rainbro, before putting her back into the guestroom

>After you finish cleaning and picking up your house, you decide to at least sleep next to your bro

>After all, she did help you through your dark moment, and you still owed her

>That and your bed was all wet, but you don’t care

Good night Dashie, and thank you

>You turn off the lights and sack out for the night next to your bro

 

END

 

>Be back to normal

>Be practicing your brand fuckin’ new guitar

>Still be having your swag on ‘cause the off switch is broken

 

FUCK

>After hours of nonstop practice, you still aren’t any better at playing guitar

I used to be better than this…

>Anger starts to set in as you helplessly try to shred your way back to your former glory

>That’s it, time for a walk to clear your head

>As you walk in the park, you see a piece of paper flying in the wind

>You decide not to pay any mind to it; someone is bound to pick it up later

>As you walk, you spot that minty p0ny again

>And again, she’s giving you that creepy smile, inviting you to sit next to her

>A part of you wants to, for you still don’t know her name, but there’s something about her that tells you to stay far, far away from her

>You decide to go with your gut and walk away slowly

>Ok, well the park is off limits for now

>Just then, big gust of wind to the face

>As you recover, you notice that paper that was flying around

>Might as well take a look at it and oh shit

Octavia’s Tutoring Lessons For Stringed Instruments

>The paper was all music’d out and designed pretty nicely

>Seemslegit

>If this wasn’t a sign, you don’t know what else was

>Ok, contact info, contact info, contact….CANTERLOT?!

>How in the world can you afford staying there for a couple weeks?

>All of a sudden, a plan that took shape as a beautiful purple pony trotted across your brain

Twiiilight~

>With the day still young, you might actually be off to Canterlot within the next day or two, if things went right that is

>You make your way into town where you spot a huge hollowed out tree

>You take a deep breath, making sure everything is in order

>Shirt, check.

>Pants, check.

>Sandals, check.

>Last but not least, socks. Fuckin’ check.

>You’re ready to woo the purple bookworm into getting what you want

>You slick your hair back before entering, for the added swagg

Oh Twiliiight, are you heeerree~

You hear some rustling behind some books and, much to your displeasure, Spike pops out

>“Oh hey Anon, what’s up?”

>You look at the small purple dragon; features on your face are that of Frankenstein’s monster

You know, you’re just the dragon I wanted to see

>Spike’s face lit up with joy

My house has been pretty dirty and unorganized lately, and you’re just the dragon with the skill to make things right

>Oh shit, he’s staring at you, think of something quick

Mabye afterwa-

>“I’LL DO IT!”

Wait, what? Really?

>He seems pretty excited about it

Knock yourself out bro

>With that, he trots off to your house

OH YEAH! IF FLUTTERSHY OR APPLEJACK COMES BY, FEEL FREE TO SHOW THEM AROUND!

>That should take care of him for a while

>Twilight peeks around the corner after hearing you holler to the dragon

>“Where’s Spike at? He’s supposed to be cleaning this mess!”

>Disgruntled purple p0ne targeted

Oh yeah, about him…

>She gives you solemn stare

Well let’s just say I sent him away on a personal errand~

>Her stare doesn’t break off of you

>“Now how else am I supposed to study if the library is all disorganized like this!”

>She looks at you

>Uh-oh

>“You….you’re going to help me!”

>Why does she have that sinister looking smile on her face

>All the doors and windows shut the world out, leaving you and Twilight in your own

>“Now all attempts at escape have been cut off”

>Oh, on the contrary, it’s not me who is trapped in here with you. It’s YOU who is trapped in here with ME

You know Twilight, you study so hard I rarely ever see you~

>A look of surprise takes over her face

I never really noticed how cute you really were, until now, being so close to you~

>You get closer to her

>She looks around frantically as she starts to shy away

Oh, has this not happened to you before~?

>“O-of course it has!....it’s just been a while…”

>The noticeable blush and stuttering give her away

There’s no need to lie to me Twi, I’m not going to tell anyp0ny~

>You sit next to her and run a finger slowly down her horn

>You notice the tip of her horn was sparkling

>Her eyes slowly move to look at you before they roll back into her head

>Whoa

>She’s not going to be much help if she’s out like this, gotta think of something that will get her up and fast

>You start slowly rubbing her belly, hoping that your touch will bring her back

>She stirs for a bit before her eyes pop wide open

>“A-ANON! W-what…I-I….”

>At this point, her whole face turns beet red

>Ok, now she’s with you again, you can’t risk her fainting again for fear of Spike walking in

Stay with me, Twi~

>Nope, she’s losing consciousness again

>Only one thing left to do

>You try to run into first base

>DENIED

>Out of confusion and nervousness, she headbutts you, just missing your forehead with her horn

>“Omigosh, I’m so sorry Anon!”

>She nervously gets up to look at your head

>“Ok, ok. I got this”

>With a bright flash from her horn, your head starts to feel better

Wow, thanks Twi, you really are as good as everybody says you are

>She kicks the floor and blushes a little more

>“It was nothing…besides, I was the one that hurt you…”

>You give her a warm smile

That’s-

>She cut you off

>“If there’s any way I can make it up to you, any way, I’ll do my best to do it”

>Any way, huh?

Can you ask the princess if she can lend me a room at her castle for a week?

>“Actually, I can. I needed to go up to Canterlot for some important business anyway, and Princess Celestia did tell me she wanted your company…”

>Well shit, you could just asked her to begin with and avoided this whole debacle

That’s great news!

>She turns and blushes again

>“Y-you know, you were the first po-…person to make an advance on me….I…I really enjoyed it…”

>Oh great, what have you done?

>She starts to get closer to you until

>“Uh, Anon? Why do Fluttershy and Applejack keep on putting traps around your house? I swear I probably set off like, 10 of them”

>Never in your life have you been happy to see Spike

>He looks over at you and Twilight

>“Hey Twilight, are you going to perform some magic on Anon?”

>You look over at her to see her horn was spurting out sparkles, like before

>“Uh…yes I was Spike, but now since you’re here…”

>You drown them as best as you could, trying to make yourself as small as possible

>“…now hurry up and clean up these books Spike, it’s starting to get late”

>You notice Twilight give you the this-isn’t-finished look

>“You should hurry and get packed Anon, we’ll be leaving as soon as I get a reply from Princess Celestia”

Sure thing Twi, thanks for doing this for me

>“Oh, no problem Anon! This is what friends are for~”

>Her emphasis on friends made you uneasy, also the wink she gave you after saying that did too

>As you make your way home, you try to repress the events that happened

>Dear self, before you do anything stupid like that, ask first, then be sexy later. Love your faithful student, Anon.

 

END

 

>Be packing for your trip to Canterlot

>Be thinking of a good candidate to watch your house for you

>Still be bothered by Fly’s and Jack’s rape attempts

 

Look, guys, I’m busy now. Can you please do this when I’m NOT so caught up in trying to get ready so I can please the princess? I said please

>You’re bound up to your chair after AJ lassoed you to it

>Fluttershy and Applejack go into a huddle whispering things you can only imagine

>“Aaahllright Sugarcube, we’ll leave ya alone, for now at least. But don’t ya expect different when ya come back, ya hear?”

Ya

>She reluctantly unties you while Fluttershy puts on her face of defeat

>“D-don’t you worry Anon, We’ll come back for you…if that’s alright…”

>Sometimes you wonder how she could ever be capable of rape

Yeah, yeah. Now let me get back to packing. I don’t know when Twilight will show up.

>With that, the two rapists made their way out of your house

>Looks like the lessoned you learned yesterday really worked

>As you finish packing up the rest of your belongings, sandals and socks, you start contemplating on who will watch over your house

>Applejack and Fluttershy are already out, you know if you gave them the chance, they’d do unspeakable things to your possessions

>Twilight can’t because she’s going with you

>As much as you’d like Rainbro to watch over your house, you get a small inkling she’ll be turning to the dark side soon enough

>Hell no, not Rarity

>Only candidate left is Pinkie Pie

>As you leave your house to go on your quest, you make sure every single door and window is locked to prevent any break-ins

>With that, you make your way towards Sugarcube Corner

>While on your way, you see that minty p0ne again, with her same creepy smile

>You notice that she’s sitting next to a white p0ny with a blue and pink mane

>The white p0ne gives you a curious look and you look away

>Ok, ok. Head down, walk forward, don’t stop for nothing

>You finally make it to Sugarcube Corner in one piece

>Before you can even open the door, someone else opens it and slams it in your face

>Knocked down, you look up to see a pink p0ny smiling at you

>“Whoops, sorry Anon~!”

>You want to believe her, but her smile just gives her away

>“What brings you around here?!”

>She bounces around you, and around, and around

>How in the world can someone have so much energy?

Actually, I wanted to ask you a quest-

>“REALLY?! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION?!”

>Her face is now very uncomfortably close to yours

>You’re quickly regretting ever thinking of asking her for a favor

I was wondering if you can watch over my house while I go to Canterlot for a bit

>Her face lights up and she’s bouncing off the walls, literally

>You stand up to catch her midair, like a boss

I’d take that as a yes then?

>“Abso-dubba-lutely! I love helping other p0nies in need! Well in your case, ‘people’!”

>You go to drop her but she’s now clinging onto you

>“But I have a favor for you to do~”

>Her tone softens up

What?

>She goes in closer to your ear

>“It’s a surprise silly~”

>That tone in her voice makes you shudder

>Is that how you sound like?

>Nah

>Next thing you know, you’re looking at two huge blue eyes

>“I can’t wait for you to return! I miss you already~”

>You can feel her sweet breath on your nose

Ooookkaayy, time for me to leave

>You grab and drop her, throwing your spare keys at her and making haste towards the door

>“See you when you get back Anon~!!!!”

>You run back into your house

>Did she….did she really just pull a you?

>You really, really now regret ever considering her to watch over your house

>Speaking of which, why are the lights on?

>You open your door, which you know you locked on your way out, to find Twilight lighting a plethora of candles

Uhh…

>With a bright flash of light, your body feels heavy

>Twilight makes her way over to you

>“Hi Anon! Since we’re leaving together tomorrow morning, I decided to spend the night here with you!”

>Still paralyzed, you can only watch what unfolds before you

>“I couldn’t find the light switch, so I decided to light some candles!”

>Both pairs of your jimmies begin to rustle

>She picks you up with her magic and lays you on your couch

>“You know….we never finished what we started yesterday~”

>Fuck, you knew it

>The lights begin to dim, tears welling in your eyes

>Twilight whispers in your ear

>“Shhh, no more tears, only dreams now….”

>Lights out

 

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