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Suggestive Anon Chronicles

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  1. >Be a midnight in summer
  2. >Be living in Ponyville for far too long
  3. >Still be having rape attempts with Rainbro Dash having your back
  4.  
  5. Fuck it’s hot
  6. >You throw your blankets off and try to find a cool place to sleep
  7. >not gonna happen
  8. >Why can’t Rainbro just put a storm cloud above your house?
  9. >Wait
  10. >DING!
  11. >The oven is done cooking your idea, and boy does it smell delicious
  12. >You put on some light clothes and put on your sandals…with SOCKS!
  13. >Be lookin’ fresh wherever you go
  14. >As you approach her cloud mansion, you try to yell at her lazy ass to get up
  15. RAAAIINNBRROOOO, I NEEEEEEDDD YOOOUUUU!!!!
  16. >Nothing
  17. HEEEELLPP RAINBRO!!! I’M DYYYIINNGG!!!
  18. >Still nothing
  19. >Time for Plan C
  20. RAINBROOO, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOU THAT I’VE BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR A WHILE NOW~!!!!!
  21. >You see a cyan head pop out her window
  22. >Money
  23. >She flies down to you obviously blushing and muttering something
  24. >“What do you want Anon”
  25. Hey now, no need for that grumpiness…..sugarpie~
  26. >POMF
  27. >“A-are you feeling alright A-anon?”
  28. Of course I am! My…you’re so cute when you’re all flustered, Dashie~
  29. >You don’t think her wings could stiffen anymore, but good, all a part of your plan
  30. >“C-cut it out Anon…” she says bashfully
  31. >Perfect
  32. Come home with me Dashie, I need you…
  33. >She looks like she’s about to pass out
  34. Hey, hey! Stay with me!
  35. >You snap your fingers in her face
  36. >“I-I’m sorry Anon, just trying to figure out what’s happening right now…”
  37. Come, Dashie. My bed awaits~
  38. >You pick her up and walk towards your house
  39. >“Anon! What did Fluttershy do to you? Or was it Zekora?”
  40. Silly Dashie~ It was nop0ny! I just realized that you were the only one who can help me~
  41. >You stroke her belly with your finger as you continue to be Mr. Suave
  42. >She starts to pass out again
  43. Come on Dashie~ I can’t have you fainting on me before anything really happens~
  44. >You finally reach your house and make it up the stairs to your room
  45. >Setting Rainbro on your bed, you get close to her and whisper…
  46. Oh Dashie, it’s much too hot in here to do anything….maybe if you can work some of your pegesi magic, we can work our own~
  47. >All hot and bothered, Rainbro complies and brought a raincloud over your house
  48. >And a winner is you!
  49. >Rainbro comes back in through your window, soaking wet
  50. I love it when you’re all wet like that Dashie~
  51. >You stroke her mane and she faints from pure ecstasy
  52. >justasplanned.jpg
  53. >You dry her off as you make your way downstairs to lay her in your guest room
  54. Goodnight, sweet prince(ss)
  55. >As you make your way upstairs, you conclude one solid fact
  56. 60% of the time, it works every time…
  57.  
  58. END
  59.  
  60. >Be the first day of a particular month
  61. >Be hanging out with Rainbro Dash at the park
  62. >Still be wearing sandals and motherfucking SOCKS
  63.  
  64. >“Hey Anon! Wanna see the Awesome Rainbow Dash perform some of her most amazing aerial tricks?!”
  65. >Try saying that 5 times fast
  66. Sure thing, Rainbro. Let’s see if you can make it a perfect day and not land us in the hospital like last time
  67. >She blushes and stutters for a bit
  68. >“H-hey! It wasn’t my fault! I was….distracted!”
  69. >Same ol’ story, different day
  70. Well let’s get to it! I’m not getting any younger, you know
  71. >With that, Rainbro dashed into the sky at full speed, knocking you over on your bum
  72. >Oh, she will pay for that
  73. >What was that? Opportunity just knocked, and he’s holding a fresh new idea
  74. >You try to flag down Rainbro, but she’s too busy trying to show off her stuff
  75. >There’s only one way to get her attention now
  76. >You walk off and find an odd, minty colored p0ny…sitting down on a bench?
  77. >Whatever
  78. >As you approach her, she suddenly beams at you like she was expecting you
  79. >That’s not creepy or anything
  80. Hello there, is this spot taken?
  81. >You point to the spot next to her
  82. >“Nnnnnoooppe!!”
  83. >There’s that creepy smile again
  84. >You sit down and shoot the shit with her, and she turns out to be a pretty cool p0ne
  85. >But still creepy, very creepy
  86. >All of a sudden out of nowhere
  87. >“What the heck Anon! I try to show off for you and you’re here showing off for this…this mare?!”
  88. >Whoa, she looks like she’s about to blow a fuse
  89. >Part B, complete
  90. Calm down there buddy, I just only needed to get your attention
  91. >You pick her up and start walking away
  92. >“Okay, you have my attention now”
  93. >You can still see fumes coming out of her ears
  94. Well, I was thinking, everything we go to the park, we never ‘hang out’ hang out
  95. >Rainbro furrows her brow and a frowns
  96. >“But…but I thought you like looking at my moves…”
  97. Of course I do Rainbro, but, to be honest, I get jealous of you
  98. >She gave you a small look of surprise
  99. Just seeing you gracefully fly all over the place, I get kind of jealous…
  100. >She looks at the ground for a minute, just a minute, before popping her head up, her face sporting a triumphant look
  101. >“Maybe I can fly you over P0nyville!”
  102. So let me get this straight, you’re telling me you’ll let me ride you all over town?
  103. >Her wings extend to their full length, like clockwork
  104. >“Y-yeah, I guess that sounds about right…”
  105. >Great! Now commencing part C!
  106. It was prolly a good idea to let your wings extend out like that Rainbro, that way I can straddle you properly and not worry about holding your wings between my legs~
  107. >You run your hand down her mane
  108. >A small squeak is all you hear before you fly off into the sky like a rocket
  109. >Whoa there Dashie! Warn me before you take off like that!
  110. >That’s what you meant to say, but instead all that came out was, ‘Wharblgarbl’
  111. >You swear if she flew any faster, she’ll break the…sound……..barrier
  112. >BOOM!
  113. >Holy shit your trippin’ balls
  114. >Colors, Colors EVERYWHEEERE
  115. >Fuck this shit, if you don’t slow her down, you’re going to die and that was NOT a part of your plan
  116. >There’s only one way to neutralize this speed demon, and that’s with what she loves most
  117. >Hey Dashie~ Can you please slow down, I’m afraid if you don’t, I just might fall off and die~
  118. >But, again, all that really came out was ‘Wharrgarbl’
  119. >Next best thing
  120. >You softly caress her chest and her neck, hoping it would work
  121. >And with good news, it did!
  122. >Bad news, you were flung off her back and now flying through the sky like ragdoll that was shot from a canon
  123. >I never asked for this
  124. >Ok! A perfect cloud for you to land on in T-minus NOW!
  125. >POOF!
  126. >Success! Man, are you glad you had Twilight cast the cloud walker spell on you last night
  127. >You don’t know if you’re still seeing colors, or if your Rainbro has come to save you
  128. >Yup, it was the latter
  129. >You can tell she was panicking until recently
  130. >“OhmyLunaohmylunaohmyluna, I’m so sorry Anon, please please pleaaassee don’t be angry at me!”
  131. >She’s bowing in front of  you mumbling jibberish
  132. >Final part, go!
  133. Rainbro Dash….I..I should be the one that’s sorry….
  134. >She looks up at you with a confused look
  135. Seeing me up here in a cloud can only mean one thing, Rainbro…
  136. >Her face quickly changes from confused to…being blank?
  137. It is with great regret that I tell you that I have passed away while I was enjoying your tour of P0nyville
  138. >Her face scrunched up all of a sudden
  139. I’m sorry, my good friend…
  140. >She buried her face in the cloud and emitted some loud sobs
  141. >“I didn’t mu-mean t-to kill you A-Anon….ah-I didn’t know w-what came over mu-meeeeeeeee…….”
  142. >She howled the ‘eeeeeeeeeeeeee’ until she lay on the cloud in a ball
  143. Fear not, my good friend. If you would let me down off this cloud, I can recover my body and come back to life!
  144. >She looked ad you while tears were flowing freely from her eyes
  145. >“Ah-I’ll do whatever I can to get my buh-bro back….”
  146. >You climb on top of her again and she takes you back on the glorious grown
  147. Now, my dear Rainbro Dash, I need you to pretend like none of this ever happened! If you tell anyp0ny about this, then I will remain dead….FOORREEEVVERRR
  148. >With a gasp, she nodded  
  149. Good, now leave me to my search, the more time I waste, the less of a chance I’ll be able to go back into my body
  150. >With one last look, she flies back towards town
  151. >April Fools Day was a success
  152. >High Five
  153.  
  154. END
  155.  
  156. >Be any given day
  157. >Be waiting for a package in the mail
  158. >Still be waiting for a package in the mail, shit takes forever
  159.  
  160. >You pace around your floor, like you have been for several days, waiting for your custom made guitar suited especially for your fingers
  161. >The lack of music has been getting to you and all the songs these confounded p0nies sing is driving you up the wall
  162. Alright! Mail time, mail time, maaiiillll tiiiiiimmee!!!!
  163. >You see your favorite mailp0ny at your mailbox
  164. Hey Derpy~ Any good news for me today?
  165. >She looks at you…you think…and shakes her head
  166. >“Oh, I’m sorry Anon, I wish I could help”
  167. >She gives you a small smile and flies away to the next mailbox
  168. >An evil storm cloud strews above you as you think of your next plan to get your guitar
  169. Oh, you will help me, Derpy. You will….
  170. >Cue evil maniacal laughter, rain and lightning
  171. >Wait
  172. Dammit Rainbro, why did you do that?
  173. >“Sorry Anon, I couldn’t resist~”
  174. >She was laughing so hard she fell off the cloud
  175. >She will get hers, but at a later time, you need to focus on your plan at hand
  176. >You walk into your house and start getting it prepped for the night, because you’re having special company over
  177. >With everything else clean, you decide to spruce yourself up
  178. >Sporting a nice shirt, some slacks, along with complementary sandals and socks, you’re on your way to woo a very special p0ny
  179. >As you walk towards town, Rainbro notices you
  180. >“Whoaa, Anon, looking sharp! Planning on asking a certain somep0ny out?”
  181. >She keeps nudging you and winking
  182. >DING!
  183. >Time to kill two pegesi with one stone (figuratively, of course)
  184. Oh, of course Dashie~ She’s a very special pegasus to me, and I want to take it a step further with her~
  185. >Rainbro’s eye grow big as she starts to blush
  186. >“W-who is this somep0ny?”
  187. Why Derpy of course!
  188. >You can hear something fragile shatter inside of your Rainbro
  189. >“O..Oh! O-of course…H-how silly of me to think o-otherwise…”
  190. >She slumps her head and starts walking away
  191. >“G-good luck with your date to-tonight A-Anon….”
  192. >She flies off, never looking back
  193. >Well shit, don’t you feel like a Grade A asshole right now
  194. >Oh well, you’ll make it up to her later, right now you need to find Derpy
  195. >You finally make it into town, and notice a whole bunch of p0nies giving you the up and down
  196. >Swagg
  197. >No time to strut, you have a p0ny to find
  198. >Aaaaaand Derpy at 11 o’clock
  199. >That’s a bingo!
  200. >Ok, ok. Deep breath, you can do this
  201. >You notice her walking towards you
  202. >“Wow Anon! Looking good!”
  203. >She looks at you (you hope) with the same small smile
  204. You know, I was actually looking for you~
  205. >Game on
  206. >“You…you weerree?”
  207. >Her smile begins to widen as her cheeks become rosy
  208. Y-yes actually…
  209. >Shit, why are you nervous?
  210. You know you’ve been my favorite mailp0ny since I’ve arrived here
  211. >“I haaaaavvee?”
  212. > Again, smile becomes wider and her cheeks become rosier
  213. >Has she always been this adorable?
  214. Yes! And I…I was wondering if we can get to know each other a bit more….
  215. >What is this sorcery? Why are YOU blushing now? Fuck
  216. >Her face brightens up like a light bulb
  217. >“Oh do I! When? Where?”
  218. >Game set
  219. >You tell her the details and you split off to go make dinner while she gets herself ready
  220. >No awkwardness here
  221. >You finally hear a knock at the door
  222. >Hesitating, only slightly, you open the door
  223. Wow….you look stunning
  224. >Derpy looks away, a visible blush on her face
  225. >“So…what’s for dinner?”
  226. >You point over to the table
  227. We will be having a nice salad, and something special for dessert~
  228. >With a ‘squee’ of delight, she makes her way to the table
  229. Bon apatite
  230. >Dinner went smoothly, just talked about how you managed to burn the first salad you made
  231. >With dinner done, dessert time
  232.  I made something special for you~
  233. >She can’t contain her excitement as she lets out another ‘squee’
  234. MUFFINS!
  235. >She just about went straight-eyed when you brought out the muffins
  236. >“Y-you’re the best Anon!”
  237. Oh, it was no problem…really
  238. >There goes your damn face being all blushy again. Fuck
  239. >You two decide to nom on your muffins while watching a movie
  240. >It was getting late and Derpy had work tomorrow, so you decided to call it a night
  241. >Wait, fuck, you forgot about the whole reason why you did this
  242. >She stops at front door and looks at you
  243. >“Thank you for tonight, Anon. I haven’t had this much fun…since…well forever…”
  244. >No…you cannot succumb to her charms….
  245. >“…if there’s anything I can do for you, I’d be happy to help!”
  246. >Gotta fight against it
  247. Don’t worry about it Derpy, I just get lonely and not having my guitar here to keep me company makes it worse…
  248. >Fuck, you blew it
  249. >She gives you a sympathetic smile and flies toward you
  250. >Smooch!
  251. >With a blush, she flies away
  252. >You’re just standing there with your hand over your cheek, where she kissed you
  253. >Good fuckin night world
  254. >The next morning, you don’t give a fuck about anything
  255. >You hear knocking at the door, but decide not to answer it
  256. >You’re not in the mood for Fluttershy’s or Applejack’s antics today
  257. >Just then, you hear a voice calling out your name
  258. >“Special Delivery for a Mr. Anon!”
  259. Derpy!
  260. >You race down the stairs to open the door and sure enough, Derpy is there with a big package for you
  261. It…it finally came!
  262. >You hug the pegasus as a thank you
  263. >“I…I brought it just for you Anon…”
  264. >You look at her and notice she has bags under her eyes, probably from not sleeping all night due to finding your package
  265. >Game match
  266. Oh Derpy, you’re the best!
  267. >You hug her tighter as she emits a soft squeak
  268. >“There’s something I wanted to talk to you about….Anon…”
  269. >There’s a tone in her voice that you really don’t like
  270. >“I had fun last night…a lot of fun actually…but…”
  271. >Oh no
  272. >“…I feel like we should just be friends….for now at least….”
  273. >You frown a bit
  274. >She gives you a sad smile and kisses your cheek again
  275. >“See you around sometime…”
  276. >With that, she’s off
  277. >You close the door and open your package
  278. >It’s the guitar you’ve been waiting for, but it just seems like a hollow victory now
  279. >As you tune it and strum it to make sure it’s how you remember how guitars are supposed to be like, you think of a name for it
  280. Derpy…
  281.  
  282. END
  283.  
  284. >Be a couple days after your ‘date’
  285. >Be a lazy ass eating ice cream feeling sorry for yourself
  286. >Still be needing to make it up to Rainbro
  287.  
  288. >The morning is the same as always
  289. >You notice that you have a different mailp0ny now, and he’s a horrible one
  290. >He always gives you the wrong mail and puts it in weird places
  291. >You’re tired of being like this
  292. >Whatever happened the Anon who didn’t give a fuck?
  293. >You want that Anon back, and there’s only one bro you can count on to bring him back
  294. Rainbro Dash
  295. >You perk up a little at the name, as you get ready in your casual wear, including sandals and some socks
  296. >It’s day time so she’s probably working right now
  297. >No probs though, you know her, she’s at the park pranking unsuspecting p0nes
  298. >You make your way to the park to see a low flying cloud moving around
  299. >Target spotted
  300. >You make yourself venerable to a surprise
  301. >BANG!
  302. >Holy shit, that lightning bolt was only mere inches away from you
  303. >You look up to see Rainbro on the cloud with a smirk on your face
  304. >“Gotcha Anon…”
  305. >You’re not sure if she meant to hit you with the bolt or not
  306. You sure did Rainbro…
  307. >A few awkward moments later and it started raining over you
  308. Ha ha ha, very funny Rainbro
  309. >She isn’t laughing, guess she might still be mad about the other day
  310. >Idiot, she STILL IS mad
  311. Look, Rainbro, I’m sor-
  312. >Another lightning bolt shoots out, this time directed right at you
  313. >Not sure it was instinct or you’re just one bad mothah shut yo’ mouth, but you dodged it
  314. Whoa, ok, I get it…
  315. >You walk away, raincloud still following you
  316. >You make it home only to have the raincloud stay above your house
  317. >Drenched, you make it up to your room to change into some dry clothes
  318. >As you open your door, you see a cyan p0ne with a rainbow mane lying on your bed, also drenched
  319. >“You know, I remember you saying that you liked it when I'm wet”
  320. >Ohshitsheremembered
  321. Uhhh…Yeah, I did say that, didn’t I…?
  322. >She nods, giving you them bedroom eyes
  323. >Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
  324. Lemme go get some drinks, so we can…uh…relax…
  325. >“Ok Anon, don’t take too long now~”
  326. >As you rush out of your room, you stumble down the steps
  327. >Ok, calm down. At least she’s not trying to rape you
  328. >That’s good, you think
  329. >Alright, time for a plan
  330. >Nothing in the oven, nobody at the door, no evil scheme
  331. >Fuck
  332. >Alright, guess you’re going to have to wing it this time
  333. >You grab as many bottles as you can, no time for cups, and you bring it back upstairs
  334. >Dash is still in your bed, all wet, and giving you those eyes still
  335. Uhh…well here’s the drinks
  336. >You pop open a fresh bottle of ‘spiced’ apple cider and proceeded to chug it
  337. >“Whoa there cowboy, save some for me”
  338. >She flies over to you and grabs the bottle from your hands, and in turn, starts downing it
  339. Well…let me get into some warmer clothes, you know, so I don’t die of pneumonia or something
  340. >“Go on Anon~”
  341. >She closes your door, which feels like a prison now
  342. >She lays on your bed again, still wet, and stares at you
  343. >“Don’t mind me, Anon.”
  344. >Yeaahhh….no. You can’t find it in you to be bare pickle in front of your bro
  345. >In fact, this is all a bit too much
  346. >And for sure if you tried to play back, she won’t faint
  347. >Wait, something’s coming to you
  348. Eureka!
  349. >Dash looks at you with a puzzled look
  350. Uh…sometimes when I get excited, I shout that…
  351. >She goes back to her bedroom gaze, waiting for you to undress
  352. >Alright, this will be a gamble, but with luck, you’ll make it out alive
  353. >You take off your wet shirt and throw it over at Rainbro
  354. >POMF!
  355. >Oookkk, good start, now…..time for the pants…..
  356. >Her face is red, but she’s keeping herself awake through this
  357. Alright, now time for….
  358. >You play around with your skivvies
  359. >She’s all perked up now and staring at you, not even blinking
  360. You know, I’ll need help with this~ But I wonder who can help
  361. >Dash tries to say something, but all that came out were squeaks
  362. I guess I won’t be able to take this off then~
  363. >Dash gets up and stumbles over herself as she makes her way to you
  364. >There’s determination in her eyes though, that much you can tell
  365. >She puts two hooves around your waist, getting ready to pull down until
  366. Oh, that’s no fun now Dashie~ Why don’t you take it off with your mouth~
  367. >She looked at you as her mouth hung open at your words
  368. >You can see her mouthing words, but still, nothing came out
  369. Go on Dashie~ You can do it~
  370. >You’re sweating bullets now as her mouth makes its way towards your jimmies
  371. Th-that’s it Dashie…now pull down….
  372. >Down goes your jimmies, but also her as well
  373. Dashie? Daasshiiee~?
  374. >Aaand she’s outta heeerreee
  375. >You let out a big sigh of relief as you try to unrustle your hidden pair of jimmies
  376. >And here you thought it was stupid to wear two pairs of jimmies
  377. >You get dressed into some warmer, dryer clothes, this time, no one’s watching you
  378. >You pick up and dry off your Rainbro, before putting her back into the guestroom
  379. >After you finish cleaning and picking up your house, you decide to at least sleep next to your bro
  380. >After all, she did help you through your dark moment, and you still owed her
  381. >That and your bed was all wet, but you don’t care
  382. Good night Dashie, and thank you
  383. >You turn off the lights and sack out for the night next to your bro
  384.  
  385. END
  386.  
  387. >Be back to normal
  388. >Be practicing your brand fuckin’ new guitar
  389. >Still be having your swag on ‘cause the off switch is broken
  390.  
  391. FUCK
  392. >After hours of nonstop practice, you still aren’t any better at playing guitar
  393. I used to be better than this…
  394. >Anger starts to set in as you helplessly try to shred your way back to your former glory
  395. >That’s it, time for a walk to clear your head
  396. >As you walk in the park, you see a piece of paper flying in the wind
  397. >You decide not to pay any mind to it; someone is bound to pick it up later
  398. >As you walk, you spot that minty p0ny again
  399. >And again, she’s giving you that creepy smile, inviting you to sit next to her
  400. >A part of you wants to, for you still don’t know her name, but there’s something about her that tells you to stay far, far away from her
  401. >You decide to go with your gut and walk away slowly
  402. >Ok, well the park is off limits for now
  403. >Just then, big gust of wind to the face
  404. >As you recover, you notice that paper that was flying around
  405. >Might as well take a look at it and oh shit
  406. Octavia’s Tutoring Lessons For Stringed Instruments
  407. >The paper was all music’d out and designed pretty nicely
  408. >Seemslegit
  409. >If this wasn’t a sign, you don’t know what else was
  410. >Ok, contact info, contact info, contact….CANTERLOT?!
  411. >How in the world can you afford staying there for a couple weeks?
  412. >All of a sudden, a plan that took shape as a beautiful purple pony trotted across your brain
  413. Twiiilight~
  414. >With the day still young, you might actually be off to Canterlot within the next day or two, if things went right that is
  415. >You make your way into town where you spot a huge hollowed out tree
  416. >You take a deep breath, making sure everything is in order
  417. >Shirt, check.
  418. >Pants, check.
  419. >Sandals, check.
  420. >Last but not least, socks. Fuckin’ check.
  421. >You’re ready to woo the purple bookworm into getting what you want
  422. >You slick your hair back before entering, for the added swagg
  423. Oh Twiliiight, are you heeerree~
  424. You hear some rustling behind some books and, much to your displeasure, Spike pops out
  425. >“Oh hey Anon, what’s up?”
  426. >You look at the small purple dragon; features on your face are that of Frankenstein’s monster
  427. You know, you’re just the dragon I wanted to see
  428. >Spike’s face lit up with joy
  429. My house has been pretty dirty and unorganized lately, and you’re just the dragon with the skill to make things right
  430. >Oh shit, he’s staring at you, think of something quick
  431. Mabye afterwa-
  432. >“I’LL DO IT!”
  433. Wait, what? Really?
  434. >He seems pretty excited about it
  435. Knock yourself out bro
  436. >With that, he trots off to your house
  437. OH YEAH! IF FLUTTERSHY OR APPLEJACK COMES BY, FEEL FREE TO SHOW THEM AROUND!
  438. >That should take care of him for a while
  439. >Twilight peeks around the corner after hearing you holler to the dragon
  440. >“Where’s Spike at? He’s supposed to be cleaning this mess!”
  441. >Disgruntled purple p0ne targeted
  442. Oh yeah, about him…
  443. >She gives you solemn stare
  444. Well let’s just say I sent him away on a personal errand~
  445. >Her stare doesn’t break off of you
  446. >“Now how else am I supposed to study if the library is all disorganized like this!”
  447. >She looks at you
  448. >Uh-oh
  449. >“You….you’re going to help me!”
  450. >Why does she have that sinister looking smile on her face
  451. >All the doors and windows shut the world out, leaving you and Twilight in your own
  452. >“Now all attempts at escape have been cut off”
  453. >Oh, on the contrary, it’s not me who is trapped in here with you. It’s YOU who is trapped in here with ME
  454. You know Twilight, you study so hard I rarely ever see you~
  455. >A look of surprise takes over her face
  456. I never really noticed how cute you really were, until now, being so close to you~
  457. >You get closer to her
  458. >She looks around frantically as she starts to shy away
  459. Oh, has this not happened to you before~?
  460. >“O-of course it has!....it’s just been a while…”
  461. >The noticeable blush and stuttering give her away
  462. There’s no need to lie to me Twi, I’m not going to tell anyp0ny~
  463. >You sit next to her and run a finger slowly down her horn
  464. >You notice the tip of her horn was sparkling
  465. >Her eyes slowly move to look at you before they roll back into her head
  466. >Whoa
  467. >She’s not going to be much help if she’s out like this, gotta think of something that will get her up and fast
  468. >You start slowly rubbing her belly, hoping that your touch will bring her back
  469. >She stirs for a bit before her eyes pop wide open
  470. >“A-ANON! W-what…I-I….”
  471. >At this point, her whole face turns beet red
  472. >Ok, now she’s with you again, you can’t risk her fainting again for fear of Spike walking in
  473. Stay with me, Twi~
  474. >Nope, she’s losing consciousness again
  475. >Only one thing left to do
  476. >You try to run into first base
  477. >DENIED
  478. >Out of confusion and nervousness, she headbutts you, just missing your forehead with her horn
  479. >“Omigosh, I’m so sorry Anon!”
  480. >She nervously gets up to look at your head
  481. >“Ok, ok. I got this”
  482. >With a bright flash from her horn, your head starts to feel better
  483. Wow, thanks Twi, you really are as good as everybody says you are
  484. >She kicks the floor and blushes a little more
  485. >“It was nothing…besides, I was the one that hurt you…”
  486. >You give her a warm smile
  487. That’s-
  488. >She cut you off
  489. >“If there’s any way I can make it up to you, any way, I’ll do my best to do it”
  490. >Any way, huh?
  491. Can you ask the princess if she can lend me a room at her castle for a week?
  492. >“Actually, I can. I needed to go up to Canterlot for some important business anyway, and Princess Celestia did tell me she wanted your company…”
  493. >Well shit, you could just asked her to begin with and avoided this whole debacle
  494. That’s great news!
  495. >She turns and blushes again
  496. >“Y-you know, you were the first po-…person to make an advance on me….I…I really enjoyed it…”
  497. >Oh great, what have you done?
  498. >She starts to get closer to you until
  499. >“Uh, Anon? Why do Fluttershy and Applejack keep on putting traps around your house? I swear I probably set off like, 10 of them”
  500. >Never in your life have you been happy to see Spike
  501. >He looks over at you and Twilight
  502. >“Hey Twilight, are you going to perform some magic on Anon?”
  503. >You look over at her to see her horn was spurting out sparkles, like before
  504. >“Uh…yes I was Spike, but now since you’re here…”
  505. >You drown them as best as you could, trying to make yourself as small as possible
  506. >“…now hurry up and clean up these books Spike, it’s starting to get late”
  507. >You notice Twilight give you the this-isn’t-finished look
  508. >“You should hurry and get packed Anon, we’ll be leaving as soon as I get a reply from Princess Celestia”
  509. Sure thing Twi, thanks for doing this for me
  510. >“Oh, no problem Anon! This is what friends are for~”
  511. >Her emphasis on friends made you uneasy, also the wink she gave you after saying that did too
  512. >As you make your way home, you try to repress the events that happened
  513. >Dear self, before you do anything stupid like that, ask first, then be sexy later. Love your faithful student, Anon.
  514.  
  515. END
  516.  
  517. >Be packing for your trip to Canterlot
  518. >Be thinking of a good candidate to watch your house for you
  519. >Still be bothered by Fly’s and Jack’s rape attempts
  520.  
  521. Look, guys, I’m busy now. Can you please do this when I’m NOT so caught up in trying to get ready so I can please the princess? I said please
  522. >You’re bound up to your chair after AJ lassoed you to it
  523. >Fluttershy and Applejack go into a huddle whispering things you can only imagine
  524. >“Aaahllright Sugarcube, we’ll leave ya alone, for now at least. But don’t ya expect different when ya come back, ya hear?”
  525. Ya
  526. >She reluctantly unties you while Fluttershy puts on her face of defeat
  527. >“D-don’t you worry Anon, We’ll come back for you…if that’s alright…”
  528. >Sometimes you wonder how she could ever be capable of rape
  529. Yeah, yeah. Now let me get back to packing. I don’t know when Twilight will show up.
  530. >With that, the two rapists made their way out of your house
  531. >Looks like the lessoned you learned yesterday really worked
  532. >As you finish packing up the rest of your belongings, sandals and socks, you start contemplating on who will watch over your house
  533. >Applejack and Fluttershy are already out, you know if you gave them the chance, they’d do unspeakable things to your possessions
  534. >Twilight can’t because she’s going with you
  535. >As much as you’d like Rainbro to watch over your house, you get a small inkling she’ll be turning to the dark side soon enough
  536. >Hell no, not Rarity
  537. >Only candidate left is Pinkie Pie
  538. >As you leave your house to go on your quest, you make sure every single door and window is locked to prevent any break-ins
  539. >With that, you make your way towards Sugarcube Corner
  540. >While on your way, you see that minty p0ne again, with her same creepy smile
  541. >You notice that she’s sitting next to a white p0ny with a blue and pink mane
  542. >The white p0ne gives you a curious look and you look away
  543. >Ok, ok. Head down, walk forward, don’t stop for nothing
  544. >You finally make it to Sugarcube Corner in one piece
  545. >Before you can even open the door, someone else opens it and slams it in your face
  546. >Knocked down, you look up to see a pink p0ny smiling at you
  547. >“Whoops, sorry Anon~!”
  548. >You want to believe her, but her smile just gives her away
  549. >“What brings you around here?!”
  550. >She bounces around you, and around, and around
  551. >How in the world can someone have so much energy?
  552. Actually, I wanted to ask you a quest-
  553. >“REALLY?! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION?!”
  554. >Her face is now very uncomfortably close to yours
  555. >You’re quickly regretting ever thinking of asking her for a favor
  556. I was wondering if you can watch over my house while I go to Canterlot for a bit
  557. >Her face lights up and she’s bouncing off the walls, literally
  558. >You stand up to catch her midair, like a boss
  559. I’d take that as a yes then?
  560. >“Abso-dubba-lutely! I love helping other p0nies in need! Well in your case, ‘people’!”
  561. >You go to drop her but she’s now clinging onto you
  562. >“But I have a favor for you to do~”
  563. >Her tone softens up
  564. What?
  565. >She goes in closer to your ear
  566. >“It’s a surprise silly~”
  567. >That tone in her voice makes you shudder
  568. >Is that how you sound like?
  569. >Nah
  570. >Next thing you know, you’re looking at two huge blue eyes
  571. >“I can’t wait for you to return! I miss you already~”
  572. >You can feel her sweet breath on your nose
  573. Ooookkaayy, time for me to leave
  574. >You grab and drop her, throwing your spare keys at her and making haste towards the door
  575. >“See you when you get back Anon~!!!!”
  576. >You run back into your house
  577. >Did she….did she really just pull a you?
  578. >You really, really now regret ever considering her to watch over your house
  579. >Speaking of which, why are the lights on?
  580. >You open your door, which you know you locked on your way out, to find Twilight lighting a plethora of candles
  581. Uhh…
  582. >With a bright flash of light, your body feels heavy
  583. >Twilight makes her way over to you
  584. >“Hi Anon! Since we’re leaving together tomorrow morning, I decided to spend the night here with you!”
  585. >Still paralyzed, you can only watch what unfolds before you
  586. >“I couldn’t find the light switch, so I decided to light some candles!”
  587. >Both pairs of your jimmies begin to rustle
  588. >She picks you up with her magic and lays you on your couch
  589. >“You know….we never finished what we started yesterday~”
  590. >Fuck, you knew it
  591. >The lights begin to dim, tears welling in your eyes
  592. >Twilight whispers in your ear
  593. >“Shhh, no more tears, only dreams now….”
  594. >Lights out
  595.  
  596. END