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Suggestive Anon: Canterlot Chronicles

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>Be the next day
>Be on the train headed for Canterlot
>Still be keeping an eye on your newfound rapist
>Every time you look over to Twilight, you notice she averts her gaze from you
Listen, Twi…
>Again, she just mutters to herself and blushes a bit
Fluttershy and Applejack always fail too…
>Her hangs even more lowly
>You’re not sure if you’re actually encouraging her or not, but she has been a good friend to you, and you don’t want to alienate her for something you did
All I want to say is I don’t blame you…
>She finally looks up with a frown and tears in her eyes
>“So you…you don’t hate me then?”
>Ok, choose wisely, any wrong word you say could mean you will have an ongoing problem with her
Not at all Twi! It was my fault for giving you that impression in the first place…
>She frowns even more, tears getting more noticeable
>“So…does that mean you don’t like me that way…”
>Again, choose wisely. You don’t want to make a scene
I-
>“We are now arriving at Canterlot Station. Please take any luggage you brought with you and enjoy your stay here in Canterlot!”
>It was with luck that the conductor cut you off to avoid answering that question
We should get ready to leave, Twi
>She looks at you and just nods
>She wastes no time in gathering your stuff along with her luggage and exiting the train
You know, I can carry my own stuff, it’s not that heavy
>She just kept on trotting away, giving no thought about your remark
>You finally follow her until she stopped and a fork in the road
>“If you take this path all the way up, it’ll lead you right up towards the castle. Don’t worry about the guards; they’ll let you see Princess Celestia with this”
>She pulled out a scroll from one of her cases and gave it to you, along with your bag and case
Thanks Twi, but I thought you were going to the castle too
>She shook her head
>“I came here to visit my parents…”
>awkward silence
Ok then, well I guess I’ll see you arou-
>“You never gave me an answer”
>Her tone was as stern as her face
I’ll tell you at a better time, when we’re alone
>“I see…Well I’ll come visit you later on this week Anon. Take care and have fun.
>She leaves down the other path leading to the city
>Making your way up to the castle was easy, but one thing you couldn’t help but notice was that security around it was very lax for it being the princesses’ home
>As Twilight instructed you to do, you gave the guards the scroll and they took you to see Princess Celestia in her room
>Your jimmies begin to rustle a bit
>The next thing you know, you find yourself in front of two huge doors
>“Well, here you are Mr. Anonymous. Just knock and wait for her to call you in”
>With that, the guards leave you alone
>Ok, deep breath
>You never really talked to the princess alone before, other than the time when she first met you
>You go to knock, but before your knuckle hits the door you hear someone say ‘Come in Anon’
>Sweat starts beading on your forehead
>One more deep breath, ok
>You open the door to see two majestic alicorns sitting down before you
>“We’ve been waiting for your arrival, Anonymous”
>You can only stand there, petrified with spaghetti starting to fill your pockets
>“What’s wrong, dear Anonymous?”
>Celestia spoke again with her soft voice
>You don’t know why you’re stiff all of a sudden
>You, who is always calm and collected
>You, who stared down rape in the face and laughed at it
>Regaining your bearing, you finally spoke
N-nothing, your highness
>Her face fell a little
>“Do not worry yourself in being formal with us Anonymous, we know it’s not your custom”
>Well at least you can rest easy
Thank you princess, and if I may say, you can do the same. Anonymous just sounds too serious. Anon will do just fine
>The smile on Celestia’s face returned
>“Ok then, Anon. Please have a seat and make yourself comfortable”
>A chair suddenly appeared behind you and you sat down
>“We are most interested in learning about your culture and habits, Anon”
>Luna finally spoke
Well what would you li-
>“I’m sorry Anon, but I’m sure you’re tired from your trip up and would like to relax in your room?”
>You’re actually starting to get used to being cut off now
Sure thi-
>“Let me show you to your room”
>Actually, screw that. It really rustles your jimmies
>With a flash of light, you find yourself sitting in a dark room
>“This shall be your room during your stay, Anon”
>You turn around to hear Celestia’s voice right behind you
>Spaghetti’s starting rise again
>You’re alone
>In a dark room
>Somewhere you don’t know
>With a seemingly immortal princess
>Who controls the sun
>Who was right behind you
>And, up to the point until you turned around, was breathing down your neck
>“I really do hope you enjoy your stay here Anon. Don’t worry about Luna, you’ll have plenty of time this week to talk with her.”
>Her voice…..
>She turns on the light
>The room was massive, and all the furniture was well proportioned for your size
>It’s just like it was MADE for you….
>“I shall leave you to your unpacking and getting used to Canterlot. You always can come to my quarters if you’d like to speak with me alone, of course”
>The way she’s looking at you makes you uneasy
Sure thing, princess…
>She passes you on her way to the door, making sure she was as close to you as possible
>You could feel the softness of her glowing mane brush against you
>“Don’t be afraid to ask me about anything, Anon. Have a good day and hope to see you again soon”
>She walks out of your room leaving you stunned in the middle of it, spaghetti flowing out of your pockets like a waterfall
TO BE CONTINUED…
>Be the same day
>Be finished packing your stuff
>Still be wondering where the hell you are
>This castle is a maze
>Everywhere you turn, there’s another long corridor leading to Luna knows where
>There’s no sign of life to be found anywhere either
>You continue walking, looking down every corridor like aisles at a shopping market
>Down one hallway, you see a set of gigantic doors, similar to what Celesitia’s room had
>You move closer to the doors to inspect it further, remembering Celestia’s door had carvings of the sun and clouds, and were white
>You notice that these doors were almost the same, except the carvings in this door were that of the moon and stars and the color was a purpleish blue
>Your brain slowly started placing pieces together, because you were too busy worrying about how to find your way out of this labyrinthine of a castle
>Before you can react to what the horror of your realization was, the mighty beast which the doors held in had appeared
>“Why good evening Anon”
>You find yourself staring in the oddly mystifying eyes of none other than the princess of the night herself
L-Luna! Good evening?
>She gives a small chuckle
>“Why yes Anon, we have finished raising the moon and setting the stars for all to enjoy!”
>Your mouth falls at her words
>Just how long have you been lost in here?
>“Has thou missed the rising of the moon?”
I have…sorry. I’ve been lost down here for hours
>A little frown takes over Luna’s mouth
>“We see… Let Us show you the way around then”
>Luna walked out of her room and closed it right behind her
>“Follow us, dear Anon”
>She gave you a thorough tour of the castle, showing you were Celestia’s room was, where to exit the hallway maze, where to enter the hallway maze, where her room was from where you entered, and finally, your room, which was conveniently in between Luna’s and Celestia’s corridors
So basically I’ve been walking in a gigantic circle for hours…?
>Luna laughed hardily at your statement
>“Do not worry thyself Anon, my sister enjoys in the merriment of what you call ‘tricks’”
>Embarrassment wasn’t a feel that you were accustomed with, but all you can do now is laugh along
You know Luna, you’re not as bad as I thought
>Luna stopped laughing and looked at you with a confused face
>“What has thou thought about Us before, if We may inquire?”
>Again, for the umpteenth time today, you take another deep breath
You both being mighty royal princesses and all, I just felt intimidated
>Intimidation was also a feel you weren’t familiar with
>Luna smiled again and rubbed against you
>“Thou needn’t worry about such trivial thoughts and emotions. Celestia and Us are, how Our sister would say, ‘understanding’
>Her mane brushed against you in the same fashion as Celestia’s
>“We would like Our dear Anon to be comfortable around Us~”
>As she said that, her eyes met yours
>Warm sensations spread throughout your body like a wildfire
>You become lost in her deep blue eyes
Of…of course not my dear princess, I would never…
>She starts to bring her face closer to yours, her lips beginning to pucker
>You start doing the same, mimicking her, never leaving her gaze
>Just then the one p0ny you would least expect came in to disrupt your’s and Luna’s moment
>“My dearest sister, I have need of your company in my quarters”
>Your focus on Luna was broken
>“I’m sorry for disturbing you Anon, but this is quite important”
>Dazed and confused, you slowly come back to your senses
S-ure…no….problem?
>What just happened?
>And when did you go inside of your room?
>The last thing you can remember was running into Luna outside of her room, and then it started getting hazy after the tour and making it back to your door…
>Luna gave you one last look before leaving your room with Celestia
>Your head started hurting from thinking so much
>You decide to get ready to for bed, hoping that it’ll clear your mind of today’s event
>Still being confused, you just changed your shorts and took off your sandals, but left your socks on
>Good night world
END OF DAY 1
>Be night time
>Be unaware of anything that’s happening
>Still be having feelings of uneasiness while you sleep
>The weather in P0nyville has been borderline stormy since you left to Canterlot
>Pinkie Pie has been making herself a little too comfortable in your house
>Even against your wishes, she invited Fluttershy and Applejack in to join her
>“Gee-golly-gosh, Anon sure does live well!”
>Pinkie is bouncing around your house like nobody’s business
>“He sure does! I’ve hid here a few times to watch what he does all day….”
>Fluttershy’s on your couch, cuddling one of your pillow that has your shirt over it
>“I reckon he didn’t expect you to be in cahoots with us, Pinkie”
>Applejack was baking apple pies in your kitchen
>“He sure doesn’t! I was surprised myself when he asked me to watch over his house!”
>“I know…I wonder why he didn’t ask Rainbow Dash…they do seem awfully close…lucky her…”
>Fluttershy pouts at the thought of you and Rainbow Dash together [spoiler]so kawaii desu[/spoiler]
>“He probably didn’t think Pinkie was into him like we are Fluttershy. And Dash seems very close to breaking!”
>Thunder booms in the distance while the skies became darker
>“It was so hard to contain myself, I almost let him have it!”
>Pinkie pounced playfully upon a pretty plushy [spoiler]of you[/spoiler], placing perfectly placed pecks all over pretending to make noises of pleasure
>“W-where did you get that Anon doll!?”
>Applejack and Fluttershy both said in unison, staring jealously at their pink p0ny friend
>“Moh, Miff?”
>Pinkie held up the doll in her mouth before dropping it into her arms
>“I stole this from Rarity when she wasn’t looking! She had a bunch of them in her closet, all with different sets of clothes!”
>The two dolless p0nies planned a visit to their fashionista friend in the near future
>“If I wasn’t mistaken, she probably has a little thing for Anon too~ We just need to find a way for her to join us!”
>Pinkie said as she went upstairs, into your room
>“It’s only her and Rainbow Dash left!”
>She came back down wearing your favorite black hoodie
>The thunder outside drew closer
>“Well now, the pies are done!”
>Applejack took out the pies and placed them on the counter to cool
>The ponies talked and gossiped to the late hours of the night, indulging on pie and the smell off your clothes
>The thunder is now outside of your house
>“Well, it’s gettin’ mighty late, an’ I got some heavy work to do over at the farm in the mornin’”
>Applejack stretched out, now wearing one of your sleeping shirts
>Fluttershy was already half-sleeping on your couch
>Pinkie frowned for a bit, but it was soon replaced with a huge smile
>“Why don’t you two sleep over here! It’ll be like…like a sleep over!”
>Applejack cringed at the word ‘sleep over’ but agreed to stay, for she wouldn’t pass up the chance to sleep at your place
>Fluttershy just gave a small ‘yay~’ and went back to cuddling your pillow
>“O.K.! This concludes tonights Hu-”
>Before Pinkie could finish, Rainbow Dash burst through the door
>“What are you all doing here?! Where’s Anon at!?”
>Fluttershy snapped awake and flew behind Pinkie
>“Silly Dashie, Anon left me in charge of his house while he went to Canterlot for the week!”
>Dash gave a confused look
>“Canterlot? For a week?! Why didn’t he tell me about that?”
>Dash said, feeling hurt
>“I thought…I thought we were bros….”
>“I know Dashie, and isn’t it odd that he would ask me look after his house while he went away, and not you?”
>Pinkie walked over to an increasingly saddened Rainbow Dash, putting a comforting arm over her
>“That is quite odd…”
>“Maybe he found himself a new ‘bro’, Rainbow Dash”
>Applejack butted in
>“You know, I’ve seen him an’ Twilight hang out for a while now. Heck, they even went to Canterlot together!”
>“And….um…if anything…I thought you two were….you know…..close…”
>Those last statements seemed to shatter Rainbow Dash’s spirits into bits
>“You know…this isn’t the first time he did something like this…”
>Dash said in a quivering voice
>“I guess….I guess I’ll just have to…..let him go….”
>Her last words were choked with the pain of losing a very, very close friend and betrayal
>Thunder booms outside
>Pinkie saw the tears running down Dash’s eyes
>“Oh Dashie….I’m so sorry…”
>Pinkie gave her a hug, but with beckoned Fluttershy and Applejack over with her head
>The orange and yellow p0nes joined in the hug circle, trying to comfort their crying friend
>“You know Dashie, there’s a saying that goes, ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em’…”
>Dash looks up at Pinkie
>“I…I don’t think I can ever do that to Anon…”
>“Listen sugarcube, Anon did the same to me when we first met, but I didn’t let that keep me down!”
>“And me too! Even though I’m shy and…and many other things, Anon just make all of those things disappear! That’s why I do what I do….”
>“N-no…no…I…I..can’t…I..”
>Dash is almost to the breaking point
>“Oh Dashie, you’ll always my bro~”
>Pinkie says, trying to imitate you, but very badly
>The thunder booms overhead with a lightning bolt flashing across the sky, making all the lights in your house turn off for a moment
>As the lights returns Pinkie, Applejack, and Fluttershy are sprawled on the floor around Dash
>Dash stands in the middle with her mane all frizzed, her eyes cold
>She looks over at Pinkie and says
>“Help me ‘win’ my bro back”
>“Welcome to Humans Anonymous Dashie, glad to have you with us~”
>Another thunder clap shakes the house…
THE NIGHT IS NOT OVER YET!!!
>Be the same night
>Be Luna and Celestia
>Still be unaware of the events that are unfolding in front of you
>“My dearest sister, I have need of your company in my quarters”
>“I’m sorry for disturbing you Anon, but this is quite important”
S-ure…no….problem?
>Luna gave you one last look before leaving your room with Celestia
>Celestia shut the door behind her, keeping a cool air about her
>Luna knew of what was going to happen, so she kept to herself
>“Luna…what would have happened if I didn’t walk in?”
>She hung her head in shame
>“We would have enjoyed each other’s company in thy sacred ritual of unionship…”
>“I was aware of that, my dear little sister, but did you not have him under hypnosis?”
>Celestia and Luna made their way to the giant white doors leading to Celestia’s room
>“We did…”
>They stepped in
>“What if the spell was broken? He would have realized something wasn’t right and would, in turn, have become crazy…”
>Celestia scolded her sister about the dangers of hypnosis and how delicate the mortal minds can be
>“…if you want him to love you, Luna, you have to earn it”
>“We understand thy circumstances, fair Celestia….We shall earn thy rite to wed and bed Anon!”
>Celestia’s mouth hung open at Luna’s resolve
>Luna started to joyfully trot out of her sister’s room
>“Thank you for counseling Us, Celestia. We have plans to brew to capture Anon’s heart!”
>With that, she left, giggling all the way down the hall
>Celestia was left in her room, mouth wide open still
>As much as she loved her sister, she couldn’t help but think of the repercussions of her marrying you
>She paced back and forth for a while before finding a peaceful way to solve her worries
>She gathered a big bag of bits and wrote a note on a piece of paper and made her way to your room
>Making sure she was as quiet as possible, she let herself into your room to placed the bits and note on your dining table
>With her mission completed, she started to creep her way back out of your room
>She looked back to see you sleeping peacefully in the bed
>She gave a warm smile before she closed your door again
>All you can do now is sleep
>With the wheels set in motion, your fate has been sealed
>Sleep as much as you can, Anon, by the end of these unfortunate turn of events, that is all you will be wishing for
>Eternal sleep
END OF NIGHT 1
>Be morning time
>Be rustlin’ and bustlin’, trying to get out of bed
>Still be oblivious to the world around you
>That was probably the best sleep you had in a while
>You finally made your way out of your very comfortable bed
>They really do know how to treat guests here
>You notice a peculiar scent in the air as you walk around your massive room
>Your nose leads you to your dining table
>Sitting there is your breakfast, all served on a silver platter
>You consider being a permanent guest here if every day is like this
>After polishing off your breakfast, you notice a bag with a piece of frilly paper next to it
>Curiosity takes over, picking up the frou frou paper and reading it
Dear Anonymous, I would like to invite you to a banquet next week to commemorate the week you spent with us. I have left you a reasonable amount of bits so you may purchase yourself a nice suit for the banquet. It will be formal, so it would be appreciated if you wore proper attire. I hope to see you very soon. Sincerely, Princess Celestia
>You’re not the type to wear suits, but if it’s just for a night, you can deal with it
>Just as long as you can wear
P.S. This means you will have to wear proper shoes to go with your outfit.
>Now that rustles your jimmies
>What’s wrong with sandals and socks?
>You get yourself ready for the long day ahead of you
>With money stashed away and a complimentary map of the town in your possession, you make your way out of the castle
>The p0nes here are a lot more snobby than any you’ve ever met before
>All you get are looks of disgust and cold shoulders
>You’re used to this though; this is how P0nyville behaved when you first moved in
>You finally make your way to the tailor’s shop in this city of snobbery
>As you walk in, you hear the bell of the door and a welcome
>“Welcome to Taylor’s Tailor Shoppe! We promise to make you the best suit bits can buy, we guarantee it!”
>That voice….it sounds familiar…
>You notice a white p0ny with a well-kept purple mane walk around the corner
>“Oh Anon dah’ling! What a surprise to see you here!”
>Her eyes grew as she looked at you
>You stare at Rarity in confusion
>“What in Equestria ARE you wearing?! It looks like you escaped from fashion jail!”
>You look at yourself a little more carefully than you usually do and notice small holes and stains all over your clothes
Well it’s hard to find clothes that are made for a human in a world filled with p0nies
>“Nonsense dah’ling! I’ve been practicing making fashionable clothes that you can wear!”
>Knowing Rarity, she has ulterior motives for everything she does
Wait, wait just one goddang moment! Why are you here to begin with?
>“I see that my wonderful presence here intrigues you~”
>What gave her the hint? Maybe the fact that you just said it?
>“The magnificent proprietor of this amazing little shoppe put me in charge while he’s away on personal business~”
>All of this seemed a little too farfetched, but what do you know
So you said you’ve been practicing on human clothes then?
>Her eyes lit up as she ran to the back of the store
>She reappeared with a pile of shirts and pants
>“Now try these on dear. I wasn’t able to get exact measurements of you, so I had to eye all of these”
>She stacked the shirts and pants into organized piles in front of you
>You shrug and start undressing on the spot
>“Wh-what are you doing Anon!”
>A very noticeable blush ran across her face
I’m trying on the clothes
>She runs behind you and pushes you to the back room, where you find yourself alone with her
>She becomes ever so red as her eyes get stuck on your half nakedness
Looking’s for free, touching’s gonna cost ya
>You say pointing and winking her
>She turned and went back to the front
>“When you’re ready, please do come and show me”
>You couldn’t help but laugh at her expression
>The clothes you tried on were too small or too short for you to wear except for one shirt and pants
>The color scheme on the shirt was a little bit like the creator’s colors, but it’ll do
>The pants were black, and fit really baggy on you, but still very nice
>You walked to a more than ecstatic Rarity looking right at you
>“You look wonderful now dah’ling! Now all you need is to cut off that jungle on your head and shave that gorgeous face of yours and you’ll look like a million bits!”
>She really does know how to insult people and make it sound like a compliment
Thank you Rarity…
>She beams at you, proud that some of her clothes actually fit you
Now let’s move onto business. I need a nice suit for a banquet the princess is throwing for me before I leave next week
>She furrowed her brows and pursed her lips while she looked at you intently
>“Ideeeeaaaaa~!!!!”
>She galloped around you giddily
>“Now Anon, I need you too….undress yourself so I can take accurate measurements…”
>Blush came back onto her face again
>You made your way to the back room again, undressing like nothing
>For some odd reason, it was easy to be somewhat naked around Rarity
>“Ok now sweetheart, just stand still while I record your height and whatnot. It shouldn’t take more than a couple minutes~”
>You can see Rarity trying to focus on taking your measurements, but the slight blush on her face is always present
>“Now lift your arms and spread your legs a bit…”
>You snicker as you obey her orders
>Her face got noticeably redder
>“And done! You can put your clothes back on Anon…”
>You might as well have fun while you still can
>You strut over to your old pair of clothes but they started flying away from you
>“No no no dah’ling! I cannot let you go out of here wearing that! You may take the clothes that I have made for you, free of charge~”
What are you going to do with those then?
>“I have special plans for these~ Now, go on and dress yourself”
>You strut over to Rarity and bend over right in front of her to pick up your new outfit
>You peek at her from under your legs and notice she’s looking directly at your bottom, face redder than ever before
>Mission accomplished
>You pick up your clothes and dress, meeting a hot and bothered Rarity in the front
So how much will it be for the suit?
>Rarity stutters for a bit before she can complete a sentence
>“Nothing dah’ling”
>You give her a look of surprise
>“I remember you saying something like ‘looking is for free, but touching is going to cost you’ earlier…and well, I want to touch…”
>You don’t know why, but she’s actually quite adorable when she’s flustered like this
>“I’ll throw in some more clothes for you to wear too!”
>You weigh out your options
>You can take her offer, get free clothes and a suit, and know it’ll be good quality because your fashonista friend is making it, or pay her a whole bunch for just one suit
>Your choice is an obvious one
I’ll take you out to dinner here in Canterlot when you’re not busy
>Her face brightens once again
>“Fantastic! All of your clothes shall be done in four days time, so after you pick up your suit, we can have a fancy dinner that night!”
>Doesn’t sound too bad
Alrighty, thank you for all of this Rarity, you’re the best!
>“Think nothing of it Anon! Generosity is what I’m known for~”
>You give her a smile and say your good bye as you leave for your next errand
THE DAY’S NOT DONE YET
>Be getting shit done
>Be getting better looks from the city dwellers ‘cause of your new threads
>Still be looking like a cave man, so you still scare them a little bit
>Alright, now that you have your clothes being made and your other little items you needed bought, you only need do two more things until you can call it a day
>After walking around the vast city of streets, you make it to your next destination
Shoeshine Shoppe
>What’s up with all these shoppes?
>You make your way into the little store only to hear gasps and frightened looks
Uh…I need shoes.
>The p0nies stare at you and back away as you near them on your way to the counter
>At least you’ll be able to get in and get out without waiting in line
>You go up to the counter to find a small female unicorn staring at you with her mouth wide open
Welcome to the shoe store! How may we help you?
>You say in a horrible high pitched voice, trying to imitate a girl
You know, I heard this was the best place to get customized shoes. And you are in luck! I need to get some fancy dress shoes for a party Princess Celestia is throwing me
>You say in your normal voice
>Trying to act out both clerk and customer is some hard shit
>You notice the small p0ne’s eyes growing bigger as you said the C word
>“s-so you’re the princess’s guest? i’m so sorry…”
>Her voice is almost as faint as Fluttershy’s
>You can feel the atmosphere in the store ease up
Yup, and I really need shoes, or she’ll send me to the moon
>You hear a small squeak from the p0ny
>“then we shall make sure you have shoes for your party then…”
>She turned around and stiffly walked towards the back
>You can’t help but chuckle at her
>She beckons you to her after her long voyage to the back
>“now if you would please take off your sandals….and socks so i can measure your feet…”
>You find this all too amusing
I’m ‘fraid I can’t do that
>She gives you a look of scared surprise
I can’t just let a lady look at my feet if I don’t even know her name
>At least you got a blush out of her
>“i-it’s shoeshine…mr…..?”
Anonymous. But you can call me Anon for short~
>She smiles and blushes some more
>Even through your gruff exterior, you still got the swagg
>She giggles a little bit before asking you to expose your feet again
>You comply and oddly enough, she gives a small gasp upon seeing your feet
>Observing her closely….she seems to be…giving them bedroom eyes?
>She snaps back to her normal self before you can make an assumption
>“now this should only take a few moments, mr. anon~”
>Your foot started to glow as you saw it levitate into the air and into Shoeshine’s face
>Everything went normally, you think
>She took measurements, legit
>She rubbed your feet to get ‘a knowing of comfortability’, ok?
>And then she smelled your feet, wat?
>You want to take your feet away from her, but her marshmallow hooves prevent that from happening
>You try to keep your focus, but those soft hooves rubbing your feet keep you from doing that
>From little bursts of attention, you can see her giving your feet them bedroom eyes
>Your feet start to feel a bit wet
>You look up again to see that she’s now drooling over them
>C’mon Anon, focus, focus…
>Ok, some attention returns to you
>Your timing couldn’t be any more perfect
>You see her about to do a disappearing act on your toes
>With an opening she can fit your toes into
>And that opening is not her mouth
Oooookkaaayyy!!!!! I think we’re done here
>She snaps out of her trance, and you snap out of whatever spell she put you under
>You see her shaking and looking at you in embarassment
>"oh...oh my...i-i'm so sorry, i don't know what came over me..."
>You being used to this sort of stuff, didn't really care if she was about to rape your feet
>"i-i'll make your shoes for free and throw in a different pair of casual shoes free of charge...if you don't tell anyp0ny about this..."
>A look of shame spreads across her face
>You can't help but feel sorry for the poor girl now
Tell anyp0ny about what?
>She forced a small smile
>You put on your sandals and sock and started to walk back out
>"um...mr. anon....your shoes will be done in three days. I hope to see you again..."
>You give her a nod
Don't worry, I'll be bock
>You walk out all robotic like
>Today must be your lucky day
>Free suit, free shoes, a date, AND a new rapist
>As you walk towards your next destination, a funny thought crosses your mind
>It's always the shy ones
THE DAY IS ALMOST DONE
>Be walking to your final errand for the day
>Be lost looking for the place
>Still be feeling good about your foot massage earlier, shit was good
>At long last, you find the place you’ve come all the way to Canterlot for
Octavia’s Tutoring…
>You guessed it
Shoppe
>FUCK YO SHOPPES
>You walk in anyways
>The place is very nice, very comfy
>You can hear some music in the back, so you decide to wait on the couch
>This was the only real music you’ve heard since you’ve been in Equestria, and it was music from the angels
>All too soon, it stopped, and then the horrible noise began
>Oh Luna, what was happening back there? It was like someone was torturing a cat while scratching their nails on a chalkboard
>You hear some muffled voices and a door open
>A young unicorn ran out into the lobby, crying, and out of the door
>Well shit
>A bad feeling starts to sink in as you feel a pair of icy cold eyes start at you
>You turn around slowly to see a cold pair of purple eyes staring into your soul
>“Who are you supposed to be?”
>Her voice is just as pompous and cold as her stare
I’m your new favorite student
>She gave you a small scowl
>“I’m sorry, I only teach p0nies here”
>What? You’ve gone through hell to go here, and she denies you just like that?
And why only p0nies?
>That same stare and scowl combo come back to her face
>“It’s a preference. Now please leave, you’re scaring my students away”
>Double what? YOU’RE scaring HER students away? You just saw one of her ‘students’ run away crying
>Fuck this shit, you have better things to do
>You get up and start grumbling under your breath, making sure you’re audible enough to hear
Fuckin’ cold hearted bitch……not teach me….came all the way over here for nothing…..probably not even good anyway…
>Every single thing you said made her ears perk up more and more until
>“EXCUSE ME?!”
>You turn around to see her stare ready to turn you into an ice sculpture
>“I can take the petty names you give me, but insulting MY skills as a stringed instrument player just CROSSES THE LINE! Say it to my face, I dare you. I double dare you!”
OH, I’M SORRY, I ONLY SPEAK TO HUMANS
You say in a mockingly, your anger rising
>Before you know it, you’re both yelling in each other’s faces
>Whoever was that the door waiting to come in left after the first signs of yelling
>It was safer for them anyway, they did not want to be caught in the cross-fire
>Fingers were pointing left and right as you were locked in a battle of who can yell the loudest with this heartless p0ne
IF YOU WERE SO GREAT AS YOU SAY YOU WERE, YOU CAN TEACH ME TO PLAY THE GUITAR WITH NO PROBLEM
>“YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST LEARN TO PLAY IN A MEASLY FOUR DAYS?! BE REAL! I MAY BE THE BEST, BUT THAT DREAM IS DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE!”
IT’S A DREAM YOU’RE GOING TO HELP ME WITH, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
>Now it’s your turn to stare coldly into her eyes
>She looks at you, but she begins to break
>“F-FINE! BE…be here first thing tomorrow morning. My shop opens at seven, so don’t be late.”
THANK YOU! Um...I mean thank you. And don’t worry, I’ll be here with my A game
>She let out a big sigh
>“Well it seems we’ve scared off my five o’clock appointment. I’ll have to charge extra now.”
>You just nod your head to avoid getting into another heated argument
>“Well, what are you waiting for? I have to prepare your material for tomorrow, or do I have to show you to the door?”
>God you love to hate her
Be ready, the pain train is coming, and there are no brakes
>You think you see a the corners of her mouth curl up, maybe it’s just your mind playing tricks on you
>“Have a wonderful evening, sir”
Same to you...Ma’am. Don’t go popping a lung while I’m away
>Ok, now there’s that smile
>She’s like a sour patch kid, first she’s sour, then she’s sweet
>You walk out into the fresh night air of Canterlot
>Tonight….tonight you drink. You deserved it
END OF DAY 2

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>Be the next day
>Be on the train headed for Canterlot
>Still be keeping an eye on your newfound rapist

>Every time you look over to Twilight, you notice she averts her gaze from you
Listen, Twi…
>Again, she just mutters to herself and blushes a bit
Fluttershy and Applejack always fail too…
>Her hangs even more lowly
>You’re not sure if you’re actually encouraging her or not, but she has been a good friend to you, and you don’t want to alienate her for something you did
All I want to say is I don’t blame you…
>She finally looks up with a frown and tears in her eyes
>“So you…you don’t hate me then?”
>Ok, choose wisely, any wrong word you say could mean you will have an ongoing problem with her
Not at all Twi! It was my fault for giving you that impression in the first place…
>She frowns even more, tears getting more noticeable 
>“So…does that mean you don’t like me that way…”
>Again, choose wisely. You don’t want to make a scene 
I-
>“We are now arriving at Canterlot Station. Please take any luggage you brought with you and enjoy your stay here in Canterlot!”
>It was with luck that the conductor cut you off to avoid answering that question 
We should get ready to leave, Twi
>She looks at you and just nods
>She wastes no time in gathering your stuff along with her luggage and exiting the train
You know, I can carry my own stuff, it’s not that heavy
>She just kept on trotting away, giving no thought about your remark 
>You finally follow her until she stopped and a fork in the road
>“If you take this path all the way up, it’ll lead you right up towards the castle. Don’t worry about the guards; they’ll let you see Princess Celestia with this”
>She pulled out a scroll from one of her cases and gave it to you, along with your bag and case
Thanks Twi, but I thought you were going to the castle too
>She shook her head
>“I came here to visit my parents…”
>awkward silence
Ok then, well I guess I’ll see you arou-
>“You never gave me an answer”
>Her tone was as stern as her face
I’ll tell you at a better time, when we’re alone
>“I see…Well I’ll come visit you later on this week Anon. Take care and have fun.
>She leaves down the other path leading to the city
>Making your way up to the castle was easy, but one thing you couldn’t help but notice was that security around it was very lax for it being the princesses’ home
>As Twilight instructed you to do, you gave the guards the scroll and they took you to see Princess Celestia in her room
>Your jimmies begin to rustle a bit
>The next thing you know, you find yourself in front of two huge doors
>“Well, here you are Mr. Anonymous. Just knock and wait for her to call you in”
>With that, the guards leave you alone
>Ok, deep breath
>You never really talked to the princess alone before, other than the time when she first met you
>You go to knock, but before your knuckle hits the door you hear someone say ‘Come in Anon’
>Sweat starts beading on your forehead 
>One more deep breath, ok
>You open the door to see two majestic alicorns sitting down before you
>“We’ve been waiting for your arrival, Anonymous” 
>You can only stand there, petrified with spaghetti starting to fill your pockets
>“What’s wrong, dear Anonymous?”
>Celestia spoke again with her soft voice
>You don’t know why you’re stiff all of a sudden
>You, who is always calm and collected
>You, who stared down rape in the face and laughed at it
>Regaining your bearing, you finally spoke 
N-nothing, your highness
>Her face fell a little
>“Do not worry yourself in being formal with us Anonymous, we know it’s not your custom”
>Well at least you can rest easy
Thank you princess, and if I may say, you can do the same. Anonymous just sounds too serious. Anon will do just fine
>The smile on Celestia’s face returned
>“Ok then, Anon. Please have a seat and make yourself comfortable”
>A chair suddenly appeared behind you and you sat down
>“We are most interested in learning about your culture and habits, Anon”
>Luna finally spoke
Well what would you li-
>“I’m sorry Anon, but I’m sure you’re tired from your trip up and would like to relax in your room?”
>You’re actually starting to get used to being cut off now
Sure thi-
>“Let me show you to your room”
>Actually, screw that. It really rustles your jimmies
>With a flash of light, you find yourself sitting in a dark room 
>“This shall be your room during your stay, Anon”
>You turn around to hear Celestia’s voice right behind you
>Spaghetti’s starting rise again
>You’re alone
>In a dark room
>Somewhere you don’t know
>With a seemingly immortal princess
>Who controls the sun
>Who was right behind you
>And, up to the point until you turned around, was breathing down your neck
>“I really do hope you enjoy your stay here Anon. Don’t worry about Luna, you’ll have plenty of time this week to talk with her.”
>Her voice…..
>She turns on the light
>The room was massive, and all the furniture was well proportioned for your size
>It’s just like it was MADE for you….
>“I shall leave you to your unpacking and getting used to Canterlot. You always can come to my quarters if you’d like to speak with me alone, of course”
>The way she’s looking at you makes you uneasy 
Sure thing, princess…
>She passes you on her way to the door, making sure she was as close to you as possible
>You could feel the softness of her glowing mane brush against you
>“Don’t be afraid to ask me about anything, Anon. Have a good day and hope to see you again soon”
>She walks out of your room leaving you stunned in the middle of it, spaghetti flowing out of your pockets like a waterfall

TO BE CONTINUED…

>Be the same day
>Be finished packing your stuff
>Still be wondering where the hell you are

>This castle is a maze
>Everywhere you turn, there’s another long corridor leading to Luna knows where
>There’s no sign of life to be found anywhere either
>You continue walking, looking down every corridor like aisles at a shopping market
>Down one hallway, you see a set of gigantic doors, similar to what Celesitia’s room had
>You move closer to the doors to inspect it further, remembering Celestia’s door had carvings of the sun and clouds, and were white
>You notice that these doors were almost the same, except the carvings in this door were that of the moon and stars and the color was a purpleish blue
>Your brain slowly started placing pieces together, because you were too busy worrying about how to find your way out of this labyrinthine of a castle
>Before you can react to what the horror of your realization was, the mighty beast which the doors held in had appeared
>“Why good evening Anon”
>You find yourself staring in the oddly mystifying eyes of none other than the princess of the night herself
L-Luna! Good evening?
>She gives a small chuckle
>“Why yes Anon, we have finished raising the moon and setting the stars for all to enjoy!”
>Your mouth falls at her words
>Just how long have you been lost in here?
>“Has thou missed the rising of the moon?”
I have…sorry. I’ve been lost down here for hours
>A little frown takes over Luna’s mouth
>“We see… Let Us show you the way around then”
>Luna walked out of her room and closed it right behind her
>“Follow us, dear Anon”
>She gave you a thorough tour of the castle, showing you were Celestia’s room was, where to exit the hallway maze, where to enter the hallway maze, where her room was from where you entered, and finally, your room, which was conveniently in between Luna’s and Celestia’s corridors 
So basically I’ve been walking in a gigantic circle for hours…?
>Luna laughed hardily at your statement
>“Do not worry thyself Anon, my sister enjoys in the merriment of what you call ‘tricks’”
>Embarrassment wasn’t a feel that you were accustomed with, but all you can do now is laugh along
You know Luna, you’re not as bad as I thought
>Luna stopped laughing and looked at you with a confused face
>“What has thou thought about Us before, if We may inquire?”
>Again, for the umpteenth time today, you take another deep breath
You both being mighty royal princesses and all, I just felt intimidated 
>Intimidation was also a feel you weren’t familiar with
>Luna smiled again and rubbed against you
>“Thou needn’t worry about such trivial thoughts and emotions. Celestia and Us are, how Our sister would say, ‘understanding’
>Her mane brushed against you in the same fashion as Celestia’s
>“We would like Our dear Anon to be comfortable around Us~”
>As she said that, her eyes met yours
>Warm sensations spread throughout your body like a wildfire
>You become lost in her deep blue eyes
Of…of course not my dear princess, I would never…
>She starts to bring her face closer to yours, her lips beginning to pucker
>You start doing the same, mimicking her, never leaving her gaze 
>Just then the one p0ny you would least expect came in to disrupt your’s and Luna’s moment
>“My dearest sister, I have need of your company in my quarters”
>Your focus on Luna was broken 
>“I’m sorry for disturbing you Anon, but this is quite important”
>Dazed and confused, you slowly come back to your senses 
S-ure…no….problem?
>What just happened? 
>And when did you go inside of your room?
>The last thing you can remember was running into Luna outside of her room, and then it started getting hazy after the tour and making it back to your door…
>Luna gave you one last look before leaving your room with Celestia
>Your head started hurting from thinking so much
>You decide to get ready to for bed, hoping that it’ll clear your mind of today’s event
>Still being confused, you just changed your shorts and took off your sandals, but left your socks on
>Good night world

END OF DAY 1

>Be night time 
>Be unaware of anything that’s happening
>Still be having feelings of uneasiness while you sleep

>The weather in P0nyville has been borderline stormy since you left to Canterlot
>Pinkie Pie has been making herself a little too comfortable in your house
>Even against your wishes, she invited Fluttershy and Applejack in to join her
>“Gee-golly-gosh, Anon sure does live well!”
>Pinkie is bouncing around your house like nobody’s business
>“He sure does! I’ve hid here a few times to watch what he does all day….”
>Fluttershy’s on your couch, cuddling one of your pillow that has your shirt over it
>“I reckon he didn’t expect you to be in cahoots with us, Pinkie”
>Applejack was baking apple pies in your kitchen
>“He sure doesn’t! I was surprised myself when he asked me to watch over his house!”
>“I know…I wonder why he didn’t ask Rainbow Dash…they do seem awfully close…lucky her…”
>Fluttershy pouts at the thought of you and Rainbow Dash together [spoiler]so kawaii desu[/spoiler]
>“He probably didn’t think Pinkie was into him like we are Fluttershy. And Dash seems very close to breaking!”
>Thunder booms in the distance while the skies became darker
>“It was so hard to contain myself, I almost let him have it!”
>Pinkie pounced playfully upon a pretty plushy [spoiler]of you[/spoiler], placing perfectly placed pecks all over pretending to make noises of pleasure
>“W-where did you get that Anon doll!?”
>Applejack and Fluttershy both said in unison, staring jealously at their pink p0ny friend
>“Moh, Miff?”
>Pinkie held up the doll in her mouth before dropping it into her arms
>“I stole this from Rarity when she wasn’t looking! She had a bunch of them in her closet, all with different sets of clothes!”
>The two dolless p0nies planned a visit to their fashionista friend in the near future 
>“If I wasn’t mistaken, she probably has a little thing for Anon too~ We just need to find a way for her to join us!”
>Pinkie said as she went upstairs, into your room
>“It’s only her and Rainbow Dash left!”
>She came back down wearing your favorite black hoodie
>The thunder outside drew closer
>“Well now, the pies are done!”
>Applejack took out the pies and placed them on the counter to cool
>The ponies talked and gossiped to the late hours of the night, indulging on pie and the smell off your clothes 
>The thunder is now outside of your house
>“Well, it’s gettin’ mighty late, an’ I got some heavy work to do over at the farm in the mornin’”
>Applejack stretched out, now wearing one of your sleeping shirts
>Fluttershy was already half-sleeping on your couch
>Pinkie frowned for a bit, but it was soon replaced with a huge smile
>“Why don’t you two sleep over here! It’ll be like…like a sleep over!”
>Applejack cringed at the word ‘sleep over’ but agreed to stay, for she wouldn’t pass up the chance to sleep at your place
>Fluttershy just gave a small ‘yay~’ and went back to cuddling your pillow
>“O.K.! This concludes tonights Hu-”
>Before Pinkie could finish, Rainbow Dash burst through the door
>“What are you all doing here?! Where’s Anon at!?”
>Fluttershy snapped awake and flew behind Pinkie
>“Silly Dashie, Anon left me in charge of his house while he went to Canterlot for the week!”
>Dash gave a confused look
>“Canterlot? For a week?! Why didn’t he tell me about that?”
>Dash said, feeling hurt
>“I thought…I thought we were bros….”
>“I know Dashie, and isn’t it odd that he would ask me look after his house while he went away, and not you?”
>Pinkie walked over to an increasingly saddened Rainbow Dash, putting a comforting arm over her
>“That is quite odd…”
>“Maybe he found himself a new ‘bro’, Rainbow Dash”
>Applejack butted in
>“You know, I’ve seen him an’ Twilight hang out for a while now. Heck, they even went to Canterlot together!”
>“And….um…if anything…I thought you two were….you know…..close…”
>Those last statements seemed to shatter Rainbow Dash’s spirits into bits
>“You know…this isn’t the first time he did something like this…”
>Dash said in a quivering voice
>“I guess….I guess I’ll just have to…..let him go….”
>Her last words were choked with the pain of losing a very, very close friend and betrayal 
>Thunder booms outside 
>Pinkie saw the tears running down Dash’s eyes
>“Oh Dashie….I’m so sorry…”
>Pinkie gave her a hug, but with beckoned Fluttershy and Applejack over with her head
>The orange and yellow p0nes joined in the hug circle, trying to comfort their crying friend
>“You know Dashie, there’s a saying that goes, ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em’…”
>Dash looks up at Pinkie
>“I…I don’t think I can ever do that to Anon…”
>“Listen sugarcube, Anon did the same to me when we first met, but I didn’t let that keep me down!”
>“And me too! Even though I’m shy and…and many other things, Anon just make all of those things disappear! That’s why I do what I do….”
>“N-no…no…I…I..can’t…I..”
>Dash is almost to the breaking point
>“Oh Dashie, you’ll always my bro~”
>Pinkie says, trying to imitate you, but very badly 
>The thunder booms overhead with a lightning bolt flashing across the sky, making all the lights in your house turn off for a moment
>As the lights returns Pinkie, Applejack, and Fluttershy are sprawled on the floor around Dash
>Dash stands in the middle with her mane all frizzed, her eyes cold
>She looks over at Pinkie and says
>“Help me ‘win’ my bro back”
>“Welcome to Humans Anonymous Dashie, glad to have you with us~”
>Another thunder clap shakes the house…

THE NIGHT IS NOT OVER YET!!!

>Be the same night
>Be Luna and Celestia
>Still be unaware of the events that are unfolding in front of you

>“My dearest sister, I have need of your company in my quarters”
>“I’m sorry for disturbing you Anon, but this is quite important”
S-ure…no….problem?
>Luna gave you one last look before leaving your room with Celestia
>Celestia shut the door behind her, keeping a cool air about her
>Luna knew of what was going to happen, so she kept to herself
>“Luna…what would have happened if I didn’t walk in?”
>She hung her head in shame
>“We would have enjoyed each other’s company in thy sacred ritual of unionship…”
>“I was aware of that, my dear little sister, but did you not have him under hypnosis?”
>Celestia and Luna made their way to the giant white doors leading to Celestia’s room
>“We did…”
>They stepped in
>“What if the spell was broken? He would have realized something wasn’t right and would, in turn, have become crazy…”
>Celestia scolded her sister about the dangers of hypnosis and how delicate the mortal minds can be
>“…if you want him to love you, Luna, you have to earn it”
>“We understand thy circumstances, fair Celestia….We shall earn thy rite to wed and bed Anon!”
>Celestia’s mouth hung open at Luna’s resolve
>Luna started to joyfully trot out of her sister’s room
>“Thank you for counseling Us, Celestia. We have plans to brew to capture Anon’s heart!”
>With that, she left, giggling all the way down the hall
>Celestia was left in her room, mouth wide open still
>As much as she loved her sister, she couldn’t help but think of the repercussions of her marrying you
>She paced back and forth for a while before finding a peaceful way to solve her worries
>She gathered a big bag of bits and wrote a note on a piece of paper and made her way to your room
>Making sure she was as quiet as possible, she let herself into your room to placed the bits and note on your dining table
>With her mission completed, she started to creep her way back out of your room
>She looked back to see you sleeping peacefully in the bed
>She gave a warm smile before she closed your door again
>All you can do now is sleep
>With the wheels set in motion, your fate has been sealed
>Sleep as much as you can, Anon, by the end of these unfortunate turn of events, that is all you will be wishing for
>Eternal sleep

END OF NIGHT 1

>Be morning time
>Be rustlin’ and bustlin’, trying to get out of bed
>Still be oblivious to the world around you

>That was probably the best sleep you had in a while
>You finally made your way out of your very comfortable bed
>They really do know how to treat guests here
>You notice a peculiar scent in the air as you walk around your massive room
>Your nose leads you to your dining table
>Sitting there is your breakfast, all served on a silver platter 
>You consider being a permanent guest here if every day is like this   
>After polishing off your breakfast, you notice a bag with a piece of frilly paper next to it
>Curiosity takes over, picking up the frou frou paper and reading it
Dear Anonymous, I would like to invite you to a banquet next week to commemorate the week you spent with us. I have left you a reasonable amount of bits so you may purchase yourself a nice suit for the banquet. It will be formal, so it would be appreciated if you wore proper attire. I hope to see you very soon. Sincerely, Princess Celestia 
>You’re not the type to wear suits, but if it’s just for a night, you can deal with it
>Just as long as you can wear
P.S. This means you will have to wear proper shoes to go with your outfit.
>Now that rustles your jimmies
>What’s wrong with sandals and socks?
>You get yourself ready for the long day ahead of you
>With money stashed away and a complimentary map of the town in your possession, you make your way out of the castle
>The p0nes here are a lot more snobby than any you’ve ever met before
>All you get are looks of disgust and cold shoulders 
>You’re used to this though; this is how P0nyville behaved when you first moved in
>You finally make your way to the tailor’s shop in this city of snobbery 
>As you walk in, you hear the bell of the door and a welcome
>“Welcome to Taylor’s Tailor Shoppe! We promise to make you the best suit bits can buy, we guarantee it!”
>That voice….it sounds familiar…
>You notice a white p0ny with a well-kept purple mane walk around the corner
>“Oh Anon dah’ling! What a surprise to see you here!”
>Her eyes grew as she looked at you
>You stare at Rarity in confusion
>“What in Equestria ARE you wearing?! It looks like you escaped from fashion jail!” 
>You look at yourself a little more carefully than you usually do and notice small holes and stains all over your clothes
Well it’s hard to find clothes that are made for a human in a world filled with p0nies
>“Nonsense dah’ling! I’ve been practicing making fashionable clothes that you can wear!”
>Knowing Rarity, she has ulterior motives for everything she does 
Wait, wait just one goddang moment! Why are you here to begin with?
>“I see that my wonderful presence here intrigues you~”
>What gave her the hint? Maybe the fact that you just said it?
>“The magnificent proprietor of this amazing little shoppe put me in charge while he’s away on personal business~”
>All of this seemed a little too farfetched, but what do you know
So you said you’ve been practicing on human clothes then?
>Her eyes lit up as she ran to the back of the store 
>She reappeared with a pile of shirts and pants
>“Now try these on dear. I wasn’t able to get exact measurements of you, so I had to eye all of these”
>She stacked the shirts and pants into organized piles in front of you
>You shrug and start undressing on the spot
>“Wh-what are you doing Anon!”
>A very noticeable blush ran across her face
I’m trying on the clothes
>She runs behind you and pushes you to the back room, where you find yourself alone with her
>She becomes ever so red as her eyes get stuck on your half nakedness
Looking’s for free, touching’s gonna cost ya
>You say pointing and winking her 
>She turned and went back to the front 
>“When you’re ready, please do come and show me”
>You couldn’t help but laugh at her expression 
>The clothes you tried on were too small or too short for you to wear except for one shirt and pants
>The color scheme on the shirt was a little bit like the creator’s colors, but it’ll do
>The pants were black, and fit really baggy on you, but still very nice 
>You walked to a more than ecstatic Rarity looking right at you
>“You look wonderful now dah’ling! Now all you need is to cut off that jungle on your head and shave that gorgeous face of yours and you’ll look like a million bits!”
>She really does know how to insult people and make it sound like a compliment 
Thank you Rarity…
>She beams at you, proud that some of her clothes actually fit you
Now let’s move onto business. I need a nice suit for a banquet the princess is throwing for me before I leave next week
>She furrowed her brows and pursed her lips while she looked at you intently
>“Ideeeeaaaaa~!!!!”
>She galloped around you giddily 
>“Now Anon, I need you too….undress yourself so I can take accurate measurements…”
>Blush came back onto her face again
>You made your way to the back room again, undressing like nothing 
>For some odd reason, it was easy to be somewhat naked around Rarity
>“Ok now sweetheart, just stand still while I record your height and whatnot. It shouldn’t take more than a couple minutes~”
>You can see Rarity trying to focus on taking your measurements, but the slight blush on her face is always present 
>“Now lift your arms and spread your legs a bit…”
>You snicker as you obey her orders
>Her face got noticeably redder 
>“And done! You can put your clothes back on Anon…”
>You might as well have fun while you still can
>You strut over to your old pair of clothes but they started flying away from you
>“No no no dah’ling! I cannot let you go out of here wearing that! You may take the clothes that I have made for you, free of charge~”
What are you going to do with those then?
>“I have special plans for these~ Now, go on and dress yourself”
>You strut over to Rarity and bend over right in front of her to pick up your new outfit
>You peek at her from under your legs and notice she’s looking directly at your bottom, face redder than ever before
>Mission accomplished 
>You pick up your clothes and dress, meeting a hot and bothered Rarity in the front
So how much will it be for the suit?
>Rarity stutters for a bit before she can complete a sentence
>“Nothing dah’ling”
>You give her a look of surprise
>“I remember you saying something like ‘looking is for free, but touching is going to cost you’ earlier…and well, I want to touch…”
>You don’t know why, but she’s actually quite adorable when she’s flustered like this
>“I’ll throw in some more clothes for you to wear too!”
>You weigh out your options
>You can take her offer, get free clothes and a suit, and know it’ll be good quality because your fashonista friend is making it, or pay her a whole bunch for just one suit
>Your choice is an obvious one
I’ll take you out to dinner here in Canterlot when you’re not busy
>Her face brightens once again
>“Fantastic! All of your clothes shall be done in four days time, so after you pick up your suit, we can have a fancy dinner that night!”
>Doesn’t sound too bad
Alrighty, thank you for all of this Rarity, you’re the best!
>“Think nothing of it Anon! Generosity is what I’m known for~”
>You give her a smile and say your good bye as you leave for your next errand 

THE DAY’S NOT DONE YET

>Be getting shit done
>Be getting better looks from the city dwellers ‘cause of your new threads
>Still be looking like a cave man, so you still scare them a little bit 

>Alright, now that you have your clothes being made and your other little items you needed bought, you only need do two more things until you can call it a day
>After walking around the vast city of streets, you make it to your next destination 
Shoeshine Shoppe
>What’s up with all these shoppes? 
>You make your way into the little store only to hear gasps and frightened looks
Uh…I need shoes. 
>The p0nies stare at you and back away as you near them on your way to the counter
>At least you’ll be able to get in and get out without waiting in line
>You go up to the counter to find a small female unicorn staring at you with her mouth wide open
Welcome to the shoe store! How may we help you?
>You say in a horrible high pitched voice, trying to imitate a girl 
You know, I heard this was the best place to get customized shoes. And you are in luck! I need to get some fancy dress shoes for a party Princess Celestia is throwing me
>You say in your normal voice
>Trying to act out both clerk and customer is some hard shit 
>You notice the small p0ne’s eyes growing bigger as you said the C word
>“s-so you’re the princess’s guest? i’m so sorry…”
>Her voice is almost as faint as Fluttershy’s 
>You can feel the atmosphere in the store ease up 
Yup, and I really need shoes, or she’ll send me to the moon 
>You hear a small squeak from the p0ny
>“then we shall make sure you have shoes for your party then…”
>She turned around and stiffly walked towards the back
>You can’t help but chuckle at her
>She beckons you to her after her long voyage to the back
>“now if you would please take off your sandals….and socks so i can measure your feet…”
>You find this all too amusing 
I’m ‘fraid I can’t do that
>She gives you a look of scared surprise 
I can’t just let a lady look at my feet if I don’t even know her name
>At least you got a blush out of her
>“i-it’s shoeshine…mr…..?”
Anonymous. But you can call me Anon for short~
>She smiles and blushes some more
>Even through your gruff exterior, you still got the swagg 
>She giggles a little bit before asking you to expose your feet again 
>You comply and oddly enough, she gives a small gasp upon seeing your feet 
>Observing her closely….she seems to be…giving them bedroom eyes?
>She snaps back to her normal self before you can make an assumption 
>“now this should only take a few moments, mr. anon~”
>Your foot started to glow as you saw it levitate into the air and into Shoeshine’s face
>Everything went normally, you think
>She took measurements, legit
>She rubbed your feet to get ‘a knowing of comfortability’, ok?
>And then she smelled your feet, wat?
>You want to take your feet away from her, but her marshmallow hooves prevent that from happening
>You try to keep your focus, but those soft hooves rubbing your feet keep you from doing that
>From little bursts of attention, you can see her giving your feet them bedroom eyes
>Your feet start to feel a bit wet
>You look up again to see that she’s now drooling over them
>C’mon Anon, focus, focus…
>Ok, some attention returns to you
>Your timing couldn’t be any more perfect
>You see her about to do a disappearing act on your toes
>With an opening she can fit your toes into
>And that opening is not her mouth 
Oooookkaaayyy!!!!! I think we’re done here
>She snaps out of her trance, and you snap out of whatever spell she put you under
>You see her shaking and looking at you in embarassment
>"oh...oh my...i-i'm so sorry, i don't know what came over me..."
>You being used to this sort of stuff, didn't really care if she was about to rape your feet
>"i-i'll make your shoes for free and throw in a different pair of casual shoes free of charge...if you don't tell anyp0ny about this..."
>A look of shame spreads across her face 
>You can't help but feel sorry for the poor girl now
Tell anyp0ny about what?
>She forced a small smile
>You put on your sandals and sock and started to walk back out
>"um...mr. anon....your shoes will be done in three days. I hope to see you again..."
>You give her a nod
Don't worry, I'll be bock
>You walk out all robotic like
>Today must be your lucky day
>Free suit, free shoes, a date, AND a new rapist
>As you walk towards your next destination, a funny thought crosses your mind
>It's always the shy ones

THE DAY IS ALMOST DONE

>Be walking to your final errand for the day
>Be lost looking for the place
>Still be feeling good about your foot massage earlier, shit was good

>At long last, you find the place you’ve come all the way to Canterlot for
Octavia’s Tutoring…
>You guessed it
Shoppe
>FUCK YO SHOPPES
>You walk in anyways 
>The place is very nice, very comfy
>You can hear some music in the back, so you decide to wait on the couch
>This was the only real music you’ve heard since you’ve been in Equestria, and it was music from the angels 
>All too soon, it stopped, and then the horrible noise began
>Oh Luna, what was happening back there? It was like someone was torturing a cat while scratching their nails on a chalkboard 
>You hear some muffled voices and a door open
>A young unicorn ran out into the lobby, crying, and out of the door
>Well shit
>A bad feeling starts to sink in as you feel a pair of icy cold eyes start at you
>You turn around slowly to see a cold pair of purple eyes staring into your soul 
>“Who are you supposed to be?”
>Her voice is just as pompous and cold as her stare
I’m your new favorite student
>She gave you a small scowl
>“I’m sorry, I only teach p0nies here”
>What? You’ve gone through hell to go here, and she denies you just like that?
And why only p0nies?
>That same stare and scowl combo come back to her face
>“It’s a preference. Now please leave, you’re scaring my students away”
>Double what? YOU’RE scaring HER students away? You just saw one of her ‘students’ run away crying
>Fuck this shit, you have better things to do
>You get up and start grumbling under your breath, making sure you’re audible enough to hear
Fuckin’ cold hearted bitch……not teach me….came all the way over here for nothing…..probably not even good anyway…
>Every single thing you said made her ears perk up more and more until
>“EXCUSE ME?!”
>You turn around to see her stare ready to turn you into an ice sculpture 
>“I can take the petty names you give me, but insulting MY skills as a stringed instrument player just CROSSES THE LINE! Say it to my face, I dare you. I double dare you!”
OH, I’M SORRY, I ONLY SPEAK TO HUMANS
You say in a mockingly, your anger rising 
>Before you know it, you’re both yelling in each other’s faces 
>Whoever was that the door waiting to come in left after the first signs of yelling
>It was safer for them anyway, they did not want to be caught in the cross-fire 
>Fingers were pointing left and right as you were locked in a battle of who can yell the loudest with this heartless p0ne
IF YOU WERE SO GREAT AS YOU SAY YOU WERE, YOU CAN TEACH ME TO PLAY THE GUITAR WITH NO PROBLEM
>“YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST LEARN TO PLAY IN A MEASLY FOUR DAYS?! BE REAL! I MAY BE THE BEST, BUT THAT DREAM IS DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE!”
IT’S A DREAM YOU’RE GOING TO HELP ME WITH, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
>Now it’s your turn to stare coldly into her eyes
>She looks at you, but she begins to break
>“F-FINE! BE…be here first thing tomorrow morning. My shop opens at seven, so don’t be late.”
THANK YOU! Um...I mean thank you. And don’t worry, I’ll be here with my A game
>She let out a big sigh
>“Well it seems we’ve scared off my five o’clock appointment. I’ll have to charge extra now.”
>You just nod your head to avoid getting into another heated argument 
>“Well, what are you waiting for? I have to prepare your material for tomorrow, or do I have to show you to the door?”
>God you love to hate her
Be ready, the pain train is coming, and there are no brakes
>You think you see a the corners of her mouth curl up, maybe it’s just your mind playing tricks on you
>“Have a wonderful evening, sir”
Same to you...Ma’am. Don’t go popping a lung while I’m away
>Ok, now there’s that smile
>She’s like a sour patch kid, first she’s sour, then she’s sweet
>You walk out into the fresh night air of Canterlot
>Tonight….tonight you drink. You deserved it

END OF DAY 2

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