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Life in Equestria; Chapter Five

By: UntouchableChaos on Aug 1st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.81 KB  |  hits: 98  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The store looked more like a ginger bread house than a store.
  2. >Well it was a bakery. You think to yourself.
  3. >”Hi there!”
  4. “JESUS CHRIST!”
  5. >”No silly, I'm Pinkie Pie.” She responded and smiled.
  6. >You were collecting yourself from almost having a heart attack.
  7. >”OH, you're new aren't you becauseifyou'renewthenthatmeansonethingandonethingonly”
  8. >What the fuck did she just say?
  9. >”A PARTY!” She was bouncing around more then any of the girls you me in high school.
  10. “That sounds nice and all, but we don't even know each other, you don't even know my name.”
  11. >”Well it wouldn't be a welcoming party if we knew you, silly.” She giggled.
  12. >So basically they trusted everyone.
  13. “Alright I'll be there.” You say warmly.
  14. >”Hurray!, It will be tomorrow at noon!” She smiled and bounced around.
  15. >You can help but smile with her.
  16. “Well do you know who works here? I'd like to buy a cake.” You mention.
  17. >”Funny you should mention, I work here!” She giggles again.
  18. >How convenient.
  19. “Ah, well how much would a cake cost?” You ask.
  20. >”Silly, you don't need buy your own cake.” She smiles.
  21. “It's actually not for the party, but rather for a friend.” You say.
  22. >”Oh, silly me, well that will be 10 bits.” She pulls out a chocolate cake from the counter.
  23. “Alright, here you are.” You respond while handing her the money. “Alright, it's getting late, I'll see you later Pinkie Pie.”
  24. >”Bye stranger!” She smiles.
  25. “It's Anon.” You smile back as you leave the bakery.
  26. >What a strange girl, very nice, but strange.
  27. >You start walking to the cottage when you spot a flying p0ny zipping past you.
  28. >Heavens to Betsy! You didn't know they could fly.
  29. >It must be a pegasus.
  30. “Amazing, that's the fastest I've seen anything fly.” You say aloud accidentally.
  31. >She takes notice to this and flies over to you.
  32. >What the fuck? Bionic hearing much?
  33. >”And who are you? One of Twilight's new creatures?” She says bitterly.
  34. “Wow, you sure take complements well.” You snap back at her, she struck a nerve.
  35. >”Well whatever just stay out of my way, I'm trying to practice here.” She focuses starting to take off.
  36. “Well you know, you could be faster if you put your hair in a p0nytail.” You say sarcastically.
  37. >She stops.
  38. >”A what?” She shoots a quizzical glance.
  39. “Really? You have never heard of a p0nytail?” You ask.
  40. >”What of it?” She mutters.
  41. >You had a hair tie on your wrist, you liked to wear them as bracelets.
  42. >You pulled one off and showed her.
  43. “Well using one of these, you can put up your hair, thus making for faster flight.” You say.
  44. >It might be complete bullshit but it seems she bought it.
  45. >”Really! Ah..I mean really? Well I don't know how to do it.” She huffs and looks away.
  46. “Ugh, you are hopeless.” You say as you walk over to her.
  47. >You tie her hair into a p0nytail.
  48. >Huh, it suits her.
  49. “There you go, hope it helps.” You smile.
  50. >She huffs, and looks away. “Thanks, I guess.”
  51. >With that she flies off, faster too.
  52. >SCIENCE!
  53. >You just notice how late you were.
  54. >You begin to run, but not to fast as to drop the cake.
  55. >You arrive at her cottage.
  56. >Walk in.
  57. >FLUTTERSHY USED TACKLE ATTACK.
  58. >FUCK!
  59. >You barely saved the cake.
  60. >Her eyes looked droopy, huh must be from tirelessly attending to the animals.
  61. >”I was worried you wouldn't come back.” She says continuing to hug you.
  62. “Why wouldn't I? I mean I said I would.” You look at her confused.
  63. >She gets up and giggles a bit.
  64. >Fucking 'Daww
  65. >She looks at the cake confused.
  66. “Ah, it's for you, sort of a thanks for letting me stay here gift.”
  67. >”Oh my, well thank you very much Anon.” She smiles warmly.
  68. >God dammit Fluttershy, why are you so adorable.
  69. “Well it's been a long day, so I'm off to bed.” You leave to the couch with her kind of spaced out standing there.