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The thing/fluffy pony crossover

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The Fluffy
>Be researcher on an Antarctic research station
>Earlier today some Norwegians were outside the station shooting at a fluffy pony that somehow ended up all the way out here
>The base commander has a soft spot for fluffies, he shoots both the guys who were attacking the fluffy pony
>You and one of the doctors on the base go to the norwegian camp that the attackers will have most likely come from
>You find nothing but charred corpses, gutted shacks and half burned research papers
>whatthefuckhappened.avi
>You return to the base with one of the charred corpses which appeared to be an abnormally large fluffy pony
>The medical staff have found that its organs are similar to that of a regular fluffy pony
>The fluffy pony is shoved in a rabbit cage and left near the dog kennels, you have more important things to worry about
>feeling tired you go to sleep, it is getting dark
>You are inconveniently awoken from your slumber by the base alarm
>Getting out of bed you open the door onto the corridor from your room
>The dog handler, Clark, runs towards you, he's almost out of breath
>You ask why the hell the base alarm is going off
>he says 'there's something in the dog kennels man, I don't know what it is but its fluffy and it's pissed off
>the other sleeping members of the research team have been woken up by the alarm, clark fills them in on what's going on
>Most of you hurry to the kennels, stopping at the weapons cabinet first, you grab a shotgun, others wait behind or remain at their posts
>upon entering the kennels you are greeted with quite a sight.
>A large gelatinous, fluffy mess now sits in the middle of the dog kennels.
>Its 'head' turns towards you, 'go way munsta, dis fwuffy pwace now' it gurgles in an almost demonic tone.
>you and one of the other researchers open fire on the abomination.
>your shotguns do little to the fluffy mass.
>you turn to Childs, your bro. you tell him to fetch the flamethower.
>Upon his return, you open the kennel door and shout at Childs to burn that motherfucker
>He hesitates, however as soon as it reaches a marshmallow stump out to 'grab' him, he torches it into oblivion.
>Screams of 'OOOOWWWWIEEES','FIYAH HUWT' and 'FWUFFY BE GOOD' fill the room until the mountain of fluff finally dies
>The senior doctor, Blair, reports to you all that the creature you found at the Norwegian base is able to imitate other living things, through some sort of virus as the creature was still alive on a cellular level
>He says that anyone on the base could be infected.
>Later on you hear a smash from Bennings'(another researcher)room.
>Upon entering the room you see that the window has been smashed
>You look outside and see what appears to be bennings running away holding his arm.
>Grabbing your coat, You run after him, some of the research team follows you out of curiosity
>Close to the edge of the base Bennings falls over into the thick snow.
>You all crowd around him
>He slowly raises his head to look at you
>you see his arms are covered in fluff and end in marshmallow stubs
>OHGOD.jpg
>Childs runs away for a brief moment only to return with a canister of Kerosene
>The monster that was once Bennings opens its mouth and emits a babyish cry, almost pathetic sounding
>Childs dumps the kerosene onto the monster
>you pull out your cigarette lighter, light it and throw it ar the monster, setting it aflame
>The monster spews garbled nonsense from its mouth as it burns to a crisp.
>When you all proceed to walk back inside you see Blair, run from one of the doors into one of the outbuildings
>You and the commander follow him
>upon entering the outbuilding you find that he has killed the second set of slay dogs and destroyed the radio
>You slap him around a little and lock him in the tool shed ignoring his protests.
>Later you are all sat in the rec room
>you all figure that there has to be a way to see who is infected and who isn't
>One of the other doctors, Copper, recomends a blood test, heating the blood would see who was infected if the blood reacted abnormaly to the heat.
>You all agree on this plan
>Copper runs to get the existing blood supplies
>He returns and tells you all that the blood supplies have been destroyed
>An argument ensues
>You however manage to take charge, you order Fuchs (another one of the medical staff) to continue Blair's research on the thing in the autopsy room.
>Getting close to midnight
>The power is cut due to a heavy snowstorm
>Fuchs has dissapeared, no one can find him.
>You decide to search outside.
>You hook yourself onto a tow line near one of the main doors to find your way back through the heavy snow, its almost impossible to see
>After a good 20 minutes you find the charred corpse of Fuchs.
>You feel your tow line go slack, pulling on it you find that it has been cut
>you wander blindly through the snow hoping to find the base eventually
>after another 20 minutes you collide with one of the base walls
>you see a window to your left, you smash it with your elbow and climb through back into the base.
>You land with a loud thud, causing a commotion outside of the room you are currently in
>Its a little cramped, you must be in a supply room.
>You spot some dynamite and grab a few sticks of it and another flamethrower, you take that too.
>The door swings open, standing in the door way are the men who you thought were your comrades
>You pull out your cigarette lighter (you picked up your spare after using the other lighter to torch Bennings
>You declare that if they step any close you will light the dynamite
>They all back away
>One of the researchers however grabs his chest and falls to the floor
>Heart attack
>You all rush to the medical room, the team agreeing to not attack you during this emergency.
>Upon entering the medical room Copper attemps to use a defibrillator on possibly dead researcher
>when the defibrillator makes contact with the guys chest however, his torso turns to fluff and coppers hand become lost in the sea of fluff.
>he pulls his arms back only to find that his hands have been cut off some how, copper then promtly passes out from shock
>The corpse however has begun its transformation into a fluffy pony.
>nope.avi
>you set the fluffy abomination on fire with your flamethrower, the mass of fluff babbling and screaming incoherently.
>Childs grabs a fire exstinguisher and puts out the flames after the screaming stops.
>You all stand over the scorched corpse in complete horror.
>You hear somthing pattering behind you.
>you slowly turn your head
>'You've got to be fucking kidding' you declare out load
>The head of the corpse has detached from the body and transformed into a fluffy pony
>it even sprouted legs
>'Can fwuffy have sketties?' it asks in a cheerful tone
>taking no chances you set it ablaze with the flame thrower
>you also have to 'cremate' the body of Copper, just to be on the safe side
>You and childs escort everyone to the rec room
>You have to take fresh blood slamples from everyone in the room, including yourself and Childs
>one by one you test the blood by heating a paper clip using your flamethrower
>Yourself and Childs are still human
>You come to test Palmer's blood
>You never really liked palmer, he was pretty lazy for a professional researcher.
>dipping the hot needle into his blood, the blood jumps out of its pallete.
>Palmer begins to shake in his seat, everyone else panics as you have tied everyone but Childs to a chair
>Suddenly, fur begins to sprout all over Palmers' body, ripping his clothes.
>his face contorts, his eyes become wider, his screams become mor high pitched
>everyone is hysterical at this point
>You flamethower rather inconveniently 'jams' and childs is too shocked to do anything
>After palmer completely transforms he gets out of his seat, somehow breaking the ropes you tied him down with.
>He walks over to the other researcher, Windows.
>'fwuffy give speshuw huggies to fweind'
>sonofabitchdammit.jpg
>Windows is now screaming from being 'hugged' by the giant fluffy
>You run over to Childs grab his flamethrower and burn both Palmers and Windows
>You manage to get your flamethrower working again
>you test the blood of all the remaining team members, luckily they are all human
>Leaving Childs on guard in the base you head out to the tool shed to test Blair, that crazy bastard
>You look inside the tool shed only to find blair is absent, you see a small tunnel through one side of the shed.
>following the tunnel, you see that Blair, or rather the creature has built itself a makeshift Flying saucer.
>You run back to the base, as you reach the main door you see what looks like childs running out of the other entrance
>'he couldn't be' you think to yourself
>You are at your wits end, you decide the only way to truly defeat this monster is to blow the base to kingdom come
>Garry and Nauls, the only remaining team members decide to help you with this.
>After you finish dynamiting the foundations of the complex underground, you find Garry dead in one of the snow tunnels
>Nauls is nowhere to be found
>'fuck it' you think, you grab the detonator for the explosives.
>Just as you are about to detonate the bombs a Giant fluffy mass, larger than all the previous monsters, bursts through the floor.
>It weirdly has blair's face
>'GO WAY HOOMAN, DIS MAH PLACE NOW'
>'aah fuck you!' you scream at the monster, you grab a spare piece of dynamite from your satchel
>you light it and trow it at the monster
>the dynamite explodes and you run like fun
>Stumbling through the burning ruins of the base, you find childs
>he exlpains to you that he got lost looking for Blair in the snowstorm.
>you both come to terms with the fact that you have no hope of survival out in the snowstorm
>You sit down against one of the destroyed outbuildings
>You pull a hip flask out of your jacket and proceed to share the contents with childs, knowing that the fluffy abomination has been destroyed.

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The Fluffy


>Be researcher on an Antarctic research station
>Earlier today some Norwegians were outside the station shooting at a fluffy pony that somehow ended up all the way out here
>The base commander has a soft spot for fluffies, he shoots both the guys who were attacking the fluffy pony 
>You and one of the doctors on the base go to the norwegian camp that the attackers will have most likely come from
>You find nothing but charred corpses, gutted shacks and half burned research papers 
>whatthefuckhappened.avi
>You return to the base with one of the charred corpses which appeared to be an abnormally large fluffy pony 
>The medical staff have found that its organs are similar to that of a regular fluffy pony 
>The fluffy pony is shoved in a rabbit cage and left near the dog kennels, you have more important things to worry about
>feeling tired you go to sleep, it is getting dark 

>You are inconveniently awoken from your slumber by the base alarm
>Getting out of bed you open the door onto the corridor from your room 
>The dog handler, Clark, runs towards you, he's almost out of breath 
>You ask why the hell the base alarm is going off
>he says 'there's something in the dog kennels man, I don't know what it is but its fluffy and it's pissed off
>the other sleeping members of the research team have been woken up by the alarm, clark fills them in on what's going on
>Most of you hurry to the kennels, stopping at the weapons cabinet first, you grab a shotgun, others wait behind or remain at their posts 
>upon entering the kennels you are greeted with quite a sight. 
>A large gelatinous, fluffy mess now sits in the middle of the dog kennels. 
>Its 'head' turns towards you, 'go way munsta, dis fwuffy pwace now' it gurgles in an almost demonic tone. 
>you and one of the other researchers open fire on the abomination. 
>your shotguns do little to the fluffy mass. 
>you turn to Childs, your bro. you tell him to fetch the flamethower.
>Upon his return, you open the kennel door and shout at Childs to burn that motherfucker 
>He hesitates, however as soon as it reaches a marshmallow stump out to 'grab' him, he torches it into oblivion. 
>Screams of 'OOOOWWWWIEEES','FIYAH HUWT' and 'FWUFFY BE GOOD' fill the room until the mountain of fluff finally dies 

>The senior doctor, Blair, reports to you all that the creature you found at the Norwegian base is able to imitate other living things, through some sort of virus as the creature was still alive on a cellular level
>He says that anyone on the base could be infected. 
>Later on you hear a smash from Bennings'(another researcher)room.
>Upon entering the room you see that the window has been smashed
>You look outside and see what appears to be bennings running away holding his arm. 
>Grabbing your coat, You run after him, some of the research team follows you out of curiosity 
>Close to the edge of the base Bennings falls over into the thick snow.
>You all crowd around him
>He slowly raises his head to look at you 
>you see his arms are covered in fluff and end in marshmallow stubs 
>OHGOD.jpg
>Childs runs away for a brief moment only to return with a canister of Kerosene
>The monster that was once Bennings opens its mouth and emits a babyish cry, almost pathetic sounding 
>Childs dumps the kerosene onto the monster
>you pull out your cigarette lighter, light it and throw it ar the monster, setting it aflame
>The monster spews garbled nonsense from its mouth as it burns to a crisp. 

>When you all proceed to walk back inside you see Blair, run from one of the doors into one of the outbuildings
>You and the commander follow him
>upon entering the outbuilding you find that he has killed the second set of slay dogs and destroyed the radio 
>You slap him around a little and lock him in the tool shed ignoring his protests.
>Later you are all sat in the rec room 
>you all figure that there has to be a way to see who is infected and who isn't
>One of the other doctors, Copper, recomends a blood test, heating the blood would see who was infected if the blood reacted abnormaly to the heat.
>You all agree on this plan 
>Copper runs to get the existing blood supplies
>He returns and tells you all that the blood supplies have been destroyed 
>An argument ensues
>You however manage to take charge, you order Fuchs (another one of the medical staff) to continue Blair's research on the thing in the autopsy room. 

>Getting close to midnight 
>The power is cut due to a heavy snowstorm 
>Fuchs has dissapeared, no one can find him. 
>You decide to search outside. 
>You hook yourself onto a tow line near one of the main doors to find your way back through the heavy snow, its almost impossible to see
>After a good 20 minutes you find the charred corpse of Fuchs. 
>You feel your tow line go slack, pulling on it you find that it has been cut 
>you wander blindly through the snow hoping to find the base eventually 
>after another 20 minutes you collide with one of the base walls 
>you see a window to your left, you smash it with your elbow and climb through back into the base. 

>You land with a loud thud, causing a commotion outside of the room you are currently in 
>Its a little cramped, you must be in a supply room. 
>You spot some dynamite and grab a few sticks of it and another flamethrower, you take that too.  
>The door swings open, standing in the door way are the men who you thought were your comrades 
>You pull out your cigarette lighter (you picked up your spare after using the other lighter to torch Bennings 
>You declare that if they step any close you will light the dynamite 
>They all back away 
>One of the researchers however grabs his chest and falls to the floor 
>Heart attack
>You all rush to the medical room, the team agreeing to not attack you during this emergency. 

>Upon entering the medical room Copper attemps to use a defibrillator on possibly dead researcher 
>when the defibrillator makes contact with the guys chest however, his torso turns to fluff and coppers hand become lost in the sea of fluff.
>he pulls his arms back only to find that his hands have been cut off some how, copper then promtly passes out from shock 
>The corpse however has begun its transformation into a fluffy pony. 
>nope.avi
>you set the fluffy abomination on fire with your flamethrower, the mass of fluff babbling and screaming incoherently. 
>Childs grabs a fire exstinguisher and puts out the flames after the screaming stops. 
>You all stand over the scorched corpse in complete horror. 
>You hear somthing pattering behind you. 
>you slowly turn your head
>'You've got to be fucking kidding' you declare out load 
>The head of the corpse has detached from the body and transformed into a fluffy pony 
>it even sprouted legs 

>'Can fwuffy have sketties?' it asks in a cheerful tone 
>taking no chances you set it ablaze with the flame thrower 
>you also have to 'cremate' the body of Copper, just to be on the safe side 
>You and childs escort everyone to the rec room 
>You have to take fresh blood slamples from everyone in the room, including yourself and Childs 
>one by one you test the blood by heating a paper clip using your flamethrower 
>Yourself and Childs are still human
>You come to test Palmer's blood 
>You never really liked palmer, he was pretty lazy for a professional researcher. 
>dipping the hot needle into his blood, the blood jumps out of its pallete.

>Palmer begins to shake in his seat, everyone else panics as you have tied everyone but Childs to a chair 
>Suddenly, fur begins to sprout all over Palmers' body, ripping his clothes. 
>his face contorts, his eyes become wider, his screams become mor high pitched
>everyone is hysterical at this point 
>You flamethower rather inconveniently 'jams' and childs is too shocked to do anything
>After palmer completely transforms he gets out of his seat, somehow breaking the ropes you tied him down with. 
>He walks over to the other researcher, Windows.
>'fwuffy give speshuw huggies to fweind'
>sonofabitchdammit.jpg
>Windows is now screaming from being 'hugged' by the giant fluffy
>You run over to Childs grab his flamethrower and burn both Palmers and Windows 

>You manage to get your flamethrower working again 
>you test the blood of all the remaining team members, luckily they are all human 
>Leaving Childs on guard in the base you head out to the tool shed to test Blair, that crazy bastard 
>You look inside the tool shed only to find blair is absent, you see a small tunnel through one side of the shed.
>following the tunnel, you see that Blair, or rather the creature has built itself a makeshift Flying saucer. 
>You run back to the base, as you reach the main door you see what looks like childs running out of the other entrance 
>'he couldn't be' you think to yourself
>You are at your wits end, you decide the only way to truly defeat this monster is to blow the base to kingdom come 
>Garry and Nauls, the only remaining team members decide to help you with this. 

>After you finish dynamiting the foundations of the complex underground, you find Garry dead in one of the snow tunnels 
>Nauls is nowhere to be found
>'fuck it' you think, you grab the detonator for the explosives. 
>Just as you are about to detonate the bombs a Giant fluffy mass, larger than all the previous monsters, bursts through the floor. 
>It weirdly has blair's face 
>'GO WAY HOOMAN, DIS MAH PLACE NOW' 
>'aah fuck you!' you scream at the monster, you grab a spare piece of dynamite from your satchel 
>you light it and trow it at the monster
>the dynamite explodes and you run like fun 

>Stumbling through the burning ruins of the base, you find childs
>he exlpains to you that he got lost looking for Blair in the snowstorm. 
>you both come to terms with the fact that you have no hope of survival out in the snowstorm
>You sit down against one of the destroyed outbuildings 
>You pull a hip flask out of your jacket and proceed to share the contents with childs, knowing that the fluffy abomination has been destroyed.

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