Title:           Dicscord and Anon 1/8
Author:          Unity-In-Fag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8G38UjAM
First Edit:      Friday 5th of September 2014 10:15:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 5th of September 2014 10:15:36 PM CDT

>"Now listen here Discord, and you better listen good," Celestia said with complete malice
>Discord flinched slightly at her tone but otherwise showed no interest to what she had to say
>"WE," she said pointing to Luna and herself
>"Are going on a very important conference between the neighboring kingdoms, and I need YOU to do me a favor."
>That got Discords attention and he brightened up almost immediately
>"Why of course I'll rule the kingdom in your two's absence!" he said with much glee
>Luna and Celestia both facehooved
>Discord just smiled innocently towards the two Alicorns as if nothing was wrong with what he just said
>"Why in the name of me, would you believe we'd even consider letting you rule OUR kingdom?" Celestia said with finality
>Discord deflated at this....literally
>Celestia cleared her throat
>"No, I have a very important task for.....one that if you fail," at this Celestia begin to chuckle eerily
>Both Discord and Luna were taken aback by her strange giggle
>"Welll~ lets just say i hope you know how to skip allllll the way to dimension twenty and beyond."
>Celestia had this creepy smile plastered on her face that sent shivers down Discords spine
>Discord gulped
>"And whatever might y-you need from me Celly?" he said with complete fear in his voice
>"I want you to care for my pride and joy, Anon, his usual babysitter is on a honeymoon with her husband and well you were my last choice."
>Luna gased at this
>"T-Tia! You can't be serious?"
>Even Discord was surprised she'd trust him with caring for Anon
>Celestia turned towards her sister
>"Sadly, I'm dead serious, and quite frankly there is no other choice."
>Luna grumbled for she didn't like this one bit, not one bit at all
>"Now Discord, Anon really likes you and always talks about how "fun" you are," Celestia grimaced at this
>"So, I'm trusting you with my baby, you have no word in the matter and he better have no complaints about you, got it."
>It wasn't a question, it was a command
>Discord raise his talon to his head in a salute complete fear riddled on his face
>"D-Don't worry Celly, he'll be exactly how he is now!"
>"Good, glad you understand," Celestia said smiling sweetly to him
>That smile didn't last long however as she got serious again
>"Anon is in his room at the moment playing with his toys, go to him once me and Luna depart in.......Oh no!" Celestia exclaimed
>"What is it sister?"
>"Luna we must hurry the conference starts in ten minutes!"
>"Full speed sister!"
>They began to charge their horns
>As they were preparing for a teleport Celestia narrowed her eyes to Discord
>"Not one, Complaint."