Title:           /NN/ thread bumpers
Author:          Uncle_Brainhorn
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/7CDnn5YE
First Edit:      Monday 9th of February 2015 03:22:58 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 13th of March 2015 12:51:33 AM CDT

1.
>Norman has to poop
>All the mens bathrooms are full
>He sneaks into the girls locker room and shits in a shower
>His relief is short lived
>The mane six, who are cheerleaders in this story, come back from practice.
>Panicking, Norman tries to stomp the shit down the drain before they smell it.
>"What's the smell?" Rarity asks.
>"That smell is the sweet, pungent aroma of doodoo feces." Fluttershy says, her mouth watering.
>The follow the smell to Norman's hiding spot.
>As punishment, they hold him down and piss on his face until he drowns.
>Today was a bad day.
 
2.
>Norman has to poop
>All the men's bathrooms are full
>He sneaks into the girls locker room and shits in a shower
>His relief is short lived
>The Dazzlings, who are cheerleaders in this story, come back from practice.
>Panicking, Norman tries to stomp the shit down the drain before they smell it.
>"What's the smell?" Adagio asks.
>"That smell is the sweet, pungent aroma of doodoo feces." Sonata says, her mouth watering.
>They follow the smell to Norman's hiding spot.
>As punishment, they hold him down and piss on his face until he drowns.
>Today was a bad day.
 
3.
>Norman is walking through the halls
>He sees the mane six, who are weeaboos in this story, standing around talking to each other
>Also they're fat because weeaboos are fat
>The purple girl sees him and walks up to him
>"Konichiwa Norman, we're going to watch anime after school, want to join us desu?"
"No thanks," Norman replies, trying to ignore the girl's inhuman body odor. "I don't like anime."
>As punishment, they hold him down and piss on his face until he drowns.
>Today was a bad day.
 
4.
>Norman is at the talent show or whatever
>I don't fucking know, I haven't seen either of these movies
>He sees his ex girlfriend Naomi in the audience.
>He's going to try and win her back.
>He goes on stage, ignoring all the jeering and buckets of semen being thrown at him by the audience.
>He starts singing with no music; he has no friends to play the instruments.
"Where are those happy days? They seem so hard to find. I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind."
>Naomi vomits all over everyone around her.
>The audience begins angrily advancing on the stage, enraged Norman was butchering such a classic song.
"Whatever happened to our love? I wish I understood." Norman nervously squeaks out as the angry listeners approach him like a mob of zombies. "It used to be so nice, it used to be so good!"
>The angry group of people pounce on Norman.
>As punishment, they hold him down and piss on his face until he drowns.
>Today was a bad day.
 
5.
>Norman is playing Mario Party whatever with purple, pink, and white.
>Pink lands on the boo space.
>"Ooh, it says I can pay 50 coins to steal a star!"
"No."
>"And you're the only one who has a star, Normie, or whatever Pinkie would call Norman."
"No."
>"So I'll have him take yours!"
"Pinkie I swear to all that is holy-"
>Pinkie presses A and steals Norman's star.
>Using the controller, Norman beats Pinkie to within an inch of her miserable life.
>He's tried before a jury of his peers.
>After 6 seconds deliberating, the jurors find him not guilty, on the grounds that you don't do that shit without facing the consequences.
>Pinkie is shunned by her family and friends, forced away from society.
>She starves to death under a bridge 4 months later.
>Today was a good day.