Title:           Vodka sucks
Author:          Uncle_Brainhorn
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MZbj75e7
First Edit:      Monday 9th of April 2012 03:01:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 9th of April 2012 03:01:36 PM CDT

>Sitting in Twilight's housebrary with mane 6.
"I notice this orgy is off to a slow start."
>Pull out bottle of whiskey.
Rainbow Dash: Fuck yeah, whiskey!
Apple Jack: Pour me some o' that, sugercube!
Pinkie Pie: Smells like mommy's kisses!
Twilight: I also enjoy whiskey, in moderation.
Fluttershy: I'll have some, too. If that's alright with you, that is...
Rarity: I prefer vodka.
>You smash the bottle over Rarity's whore face.
>The six of you rape her to pieces.
>The moral of this story is:
>Rarity is worst pone.
>Rarity liked vodka.
>Don't be like Rarity.