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Vodka sucks

By: Uncle_Brainhorn on Apr 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.56 KB  |  hits: 436  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Sitting in Twilight's housebrary with mane 6.
  2. "I notice this orgy is off to a slow start."
  3. >Pull out bottle of whiskey.
  4. Rainbow Dash: Fuck yeah, whiskey!
  5. Apple Jack: Pour me some o' that, sugercube!
  6. Pinkie Pie: Smells like mommy's kisses!
  7. Twilight: I also enjoy whiskey, in moderation.
  8. Fluttershy: I'll have some, too. If that's alright with you, that is...
  9. Rarity: I prefer vodka.
  10. >You smash the bottle over Rarity's whore face.
  11. >The six of you rape her to pieces.
  12. >The moral of this story is:
  13. >Rarity is worst pone.
  14. >Rarity liked vodka.
  15. >Don't be like Rarity.
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