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Spaghettishy (April Fools)

By: Uncle_Brainhorn on Apr 1st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.83 KB  |  hits: 495  |  expires: Never
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  1. The following takes place after Epilogue (http://pastebin.com/fYMe5xyw)
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  3. >You're fed up with it all.
  4. >You said you were sorry.
  5. >They knew it wasn't your fault.
  6. >But they still hated you.
  7. >May as well give them a good reason.
  8.  
  9. >You arrive at Fluttershy's cottage and knock the door.
  10. >You carefully stand away from any windows so she can't see you.
  11. >Finally, she opens the door.
  12. >She looks up at you in shock.
  13. >You smile as you force yourself after her.
  14. >She's not hard to catch.
  15. >May as well not waste any time.
  16. >You pull your pants down and slam yourself into her.
  17. >"Hey hey hey, quit pokin' me with your thing!"
  18. >You suddenly notice Fluttershy is made of spaghetti.
  19. >You try to run but she grabs you with her noodley appendages.
  20. >You scream in terror as you're sucked into her pasta body for subsistence.
  21. >Fucking Spaghettishy.