
Spaghettishy (April Fools)
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Uncle_Brainhorn on
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The following takes place after Epilogue (http://pastebin.com/fYMe5xyw)
>You're fed up with it all.
>You said you were sorry.
>They knew it wasn't your fault.
>But they still hated you.
>May as well give them a good reason.
>You arrive at Fluttershy's cottage and knock the door.
>You carefully stand away from any windows so she can't see you.
>Finally, she opens the door.
>She looks up at you in shock.
>You smile as you force yourself after her.
>She's not hard to catch.
>May as well not waste any time.
>You pull your pants down and slam yourself into her.
>"Hey hey hey, quit pokin' me with your thing!"
>You suddenly notice Fluttershy is made of spaghetti.
>You try to run but she grabs you with her noodley appendages.
>You scream in terror as you're sucked into her pasta body for subsistence.
>Fucking Spaghettishy.