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Farm Boy (April Fools)

By: Uncle_Brainhorn on Apr 1st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.77 KB  |  hits: 412  |  expires: Never
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  1. The following takes place between Blue Streak (http://pastebin.com/vpEXdq8r) and Teacher's Pet (http://pastebin.com/f9yUtGw5)
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  3. >You sulk through the woods, fuming.
  4. >You can't leave the woods.
  5. >They're you're only protection.
  6. >Try to get on the trail and a Pegasus will spot you in minutes.
  7. >You can't even salvage your house to try and rebuild it out here because Apple Jack destroyed it.
  8. >Apple Jack...
  9. >You're pissed and need something to take it out on. >You trek through the woods around Ponyville, heading for the Orchard.
  10.  
  11. >You Solid Snake your way through the Orchard. No signs on anyone around.
  12. >As you decide to try near the barn, you hear a voice.
  13. >"YOU!"
  14. >It's not Apple Jack.
  15. >Hell, it's not even female.
  16. >Oh fuck.
  17.  
  18. ----
  19.  
  20. >You turn to see a very pissed off Big Mac.
  21. >Ohfuckohfuckohfuck this is not good.
  22. >Ok. Relax. Don't let him see you're afraid.
  23. >Pure rage boils in his eyes as he charges you.
  24. >Reflexively you leap to the side and sweep his legs.
  25. >He flies headfirst into a tree, knocking himself out cold.
  26. >You try catch your breath.
  27. >That was too close.
  28. >Glancing over at Big Mac's unconscious body, you shrug.
  29. >A stallion is fine, too.
  30. >You lift his tail and drop your pants.
  31. >You moan in ecstasy as you enter him.
  32. >It was better than all the mares combined.
  33. >He begins to stir.
  34. >"What in they hay..."
  35. >He realizes what's going on.
  36. >"No! Please, Anonymous, not like this!"
  37. >You ignore him and keep thrusting.
  38. >He begins to cry.
  39. >"Please stop!"
  40. >His crying is too much, and you ejaculate in his ass.
  41. >As he lays there sobbing, you tenderly inch your way up to his head.
  42. >You gently lift up his ear.
  43. >You lovingly whisper
  44. "APRIL FOOLS FAGGOT"
  45. >All the mane 6 jump out of the trees where they had been hiding and masturbating.
  46. >And then they all fucked.
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