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Adventures of the OP OC (joke story)

By: Uncle_Brainhorn on Apr 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.25 KB  |  hits: 411  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Anon was walking into Ponyville when a manticore jumped out and attacked him.
  2. >Help me! Anon said.
  3. >Suddenly, Trihorn Demoneye (thats him in the picture) came to help.
  4. >He's half Alicorn, half dragon, and half demon, and he sounds like Neo from The Matrix.
  5. >Don't worry Anon, I'll protect you!
  6. >He flies to the manticore andshoots his lazers out of he three horns. The manticore dies.
  7. >Suddenly, another one jumps out.
  8. >Oh no! Anon says.
  9. >No problem, Truhorn Demoneye says
  10. >He flies over and kicks the maticore and makes it go flying in slow motion,like in the matrix.
  11. >Trihorn Demon eye then hits him with his hoirns, stabbing him and killing him.
  12. >Suddenly, Trihorn Demoneyes girlfriend Twilight Sparkle runs up to him.
  13. >You're such a hero! And cute, too!
  14. >All in a days work!
  15. >Trihorn Demoneye flies up in the air and makes a cool pose, then flies away.
  16.  
  17. ----
  18.  
  19. >The next day Trihorn Demoneye and Twilight are walking though Pony Ville
  20. >Another guy starts hitting in Twilight.
  21. >Go away! Trihotn Demoneye says
  22. >No, I want her to be my girlfriend! he says
  23. >Trihron Demoneye kicks him and he hits a house and sticks to the wall, then slowly slides down.
  24. >Your so strong! Twilight says to Trihorn Demoneye
  25. >Thanks! Trihorn Demnoeye says
  26. >Want to go back to my house and have fun? Twilight asks
  27. >Yeah! Trihorn Demopneye says
  28. >They go bacl to Twilights house and to her bed room
  29. >She gets on her bed on her back abd Trihorn Demoneye gets on top of her
  30. >He puts his huge wiener inside her
  31. >It feels so good! I'm cumming! Twilight says
  32. >You both cum at the same time
  33. >I love you Twilight says
  34. >I love you to Trihorn Demon eye says
  35.  
  36. ----
  37.  
  38. >Twilight Sparkle ran up to Trihorn Demoneye
  39. >She was crying
  40. >Anon raped me! She said
  41. >What! Trihorn Demoneye said
  42. >He hit me and made me suck his pickle then he raped me
  43. >I'll kill him! Trihorn Demoneye said and ran off
  44. >He found Anon
  45. >I'll kill you! Trihorn Demoneye said
  46. >He hit Anon with his lazer but nothing happened
  47. >Then he tried to stab anon but nothing happened
  48. >Then he tried to kick anon but nothing happened
  49. >Why can't I hurt you? Trihorn Demoneye asked
  50. >Anon laughed
  51. >Don't you know who I am? I'm the Brainhorn, bitch!
  52. >Then Brainhorn erased the shitty OC pony and stopped writing this terrible story.
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