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Unity Fort [Part1?]

By: Umbra_Electrum on Jul 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.37 KB  |  hits: 47  |  expires: Never
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  1. Unity Fort Part one summery, Chronicled By Umbra Electrum:
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  3. >Went with Starfire, Duskie, Hardboil, Able, Sunshower, and Arrant.
  4. >Went up to Towering Mountain to inspect ruins.
  5. > Found long dead sentries along the way, eaten by god only knows.
  6. >Finally find fort and go into kitchen, looting a Grinder and other kitchen gear.
  7. >Go into Throne room and OH GOD SKELETON PARTY.
  8. > All Died sitting, still looking like a pinkie party.
  9. >Able finds a journal, and others find other things like lockets, lockets with Celestia face, and a broken masterwork Axe.
  10. > Fort is around 150 or so years old
  11. >Go up to Throne that has a beheaded royal pone skeleton on it with ornate armor.
  12. > Brain shuts down for a second and touch armor and a red ooze jumps an-OH GOD ITS ON MY FACE ITS ON MY FACE IT BURNS BURNS GETITOFFGETITOFFOFFOFF.
  13. >Hardboil Smacks it off before I suffer more burns, more oozes come for snacking.
  14. >One manages to cripple Star's leg, sending Duskie in a frenzy. Eventally we kill them.
  15. >Try and turn back
  16. >Click Click Click.
  17. >Duskie stares at Skull wearing Imp.
  18. >It starts screaming at us.
  19. >It's friends start screaming at us.
  20. >GET TO THE TRAPDOOR.
  21. >Trapdoor leads to King's bedroom, loot furs and bedsheets.
  22. >Try and lea-Click.
  23. >BACK TO TRAP DOOR.
  24. > Arrant manages to throw a silverwear at the skull and breaks it, causing the imps to retreat.
  25. >We run the fuck away from the fort.