Title:           Unity Fort [Part1?]
Author:          Umbra_Electrum
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First Edit:      Friday 26th of July 2013 04:46:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 26th of July 2013 04:46:39 PM CDT

Unity Fort Part one summery, Chronicled By Umbra Electrum:
 
>Went with Starfire, Duskie, Hardboil, Able, Sunshower, and Arrant.
>Went up to Towering Mountain to inspect ruins.
> Found long dead sentries along the way, eaten by god only knows.
>Finally find fort and go into kitchen, looting a Grinder and other kitchen gear.
>Go into Throne room and OH GOD SKELETON PARTY.
> All Died sitting, still looking like a pinkie party.
>Able finds a journal, and others find other things like lockets, lockets with Celestia face, and a broken masterwork Axe.
> Fort is around 150 or so years old
>Go up to Throne that has a beheaded royal pone skeleton on it with ornate armor.
> Brain shuts down for a second and touch armor and a red ooze jumps an-OH GOD ITS ON MY FACE ITS ON MY FACE IT BURNS BURNS GETITOFFGETITOFFOFFOFF.
>Hardboil Smacks it off before I suffer more burns, more oozes come for snacking.
>One manages to cripple Star's leg, sending Duskie in a frenzy. Eventally we kill them.
>Try and turn back
>Click Click Click.
>Duskie stares at Skull wearing Imp.
>It starts screaming at us.
>It's friends start screaming at us.
>GET TO THE TRAPDOOR.
>Trapdoor leads to King's bedroom, loot furs and bedsheets.
>Try and lea-Click.
>BACK TO TRAP DOOR.
> Arrant manages to throw a silverwear at the skull and breaks it, causing the imps to retreat.
>We run the fuck away from the fort.