Title:           The Bear
Author:          UV_Light
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wZ33EaVG
First Edit:      Thursday 26th of December 2013 07:56:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 26th of December 2013 07:56:23 PM CDT

>You rush through the forest as fast as you can.
>Got no idea where you are.
>All you can see are trees.
>Fluttershy's bear is chasing you and it looks hungry.
>When you look back to see if it's still behind you, you slam into a tree.
>You fall on your back with birds flying around your head.
>A brown paw grabs one of the birds.
>Looking up, you see the bear shove the bird into its mouth.
>Before you can run, the bear picks you up.
 
>You now lay on your stomach on a tree stump with your wrists tied to your ankles.
>A shiny red apple is in your mouth.
>The bear starts putting salt and pepper on you as he drools.
>When he turns to toss his salad, you spit the apple out.
>It hits him in the foot and he turns around with rage in his eyes.
>He comes closer, licking his lips as he does so.
"WAIT! Y-You're hungry, right?"
>He stops and then nods.
"Well I'm a chef! I can cook you a five star, mouth watering, stomach pleasing, and fucking amazing meal!"
>He puts his paw to his chin.
 
>He now sits at a table with a knife and fork.
>You have an apron on.
>A light ding sound comes from behind you.
>You go over to the oven and open it.
>A pie made of twigs and mud is there with a stick of dynamite in the middle of it.
>Before the bear gets too impatient, you pick it up and light the wick.
>Then bring it over to the bear.
 
 
>He is drooling all over the place.
>He snatches the pie from you and is about to bite down when the dynamite explodes.
>When the smoke clears, you see that the pie is gone.
>He is now covered in soot.
>Steam shoots out of his ears and he looks over at you with bloodshot eyes.
"Uh oh."
>You take off running into the forest again, this time with an angry bear chasing you.
>Cutting around some trees, you find a broken down shack.
>Without checking to see if he's behind you, you rush into it.
>Inside is a family of beavers, a knife on a table, and a lot of ladybugs.
>Time to get rid of this bear.
 
>You step outside of the shack and the bear sees you standing there.
>The massive amount of fur on your body, the red lips, and the blond hair make you seem like a female bear.
>The bear's eyes turn into hearts and he floats over to you.
>You run your hands down your body and he licks his lips.
>Suddenly a loud roar comes from behind him.
>He turns around to get hit in the face by a female bear.
>The bear pulls him by the ear back into the forest, roaring at him the entire time.
>You take off the apron you used as fake hair.
>Then shake off the shaved beaver hair.
>And wipe the remains of the ladybug family off your lips.
>Sweet.
>The bear is gone.
>Now...
>Where the fuck are you?