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Couch Potato

By: UV_Light on Nov 8th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.58 KB  |  hits: 44  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Couch potato in Equestria.
  2. >You're laying on the couch playing Pokemon Yellow on your gameboy color when a knock is heard on the door.
  3. "Come in."
  4. >It opens and Rarity walks inside.
  5. >"Oh Femanon~"
  6. >She walks over to the couch and climbs on top of your body like some sort of dog.
  7. >You could care less though, you're trying to catch Mewtwo.
  8. >"Being the silent type today darling? I like it."
  9. >She straddles your stomach and starts to grind her hips a little bit.
  10. >Mewtwo is one hit away from death and you've got a lot of ultra balls.
  11. >She begins to massage your breasts with her hooves.
  12. >Just put Mewtwo to sleep.
  13. >Hopefully that helps.
  14. >She then lifts your shirt and nuzzles her muzzle between them.
  15. >If you weren't so deep in concentration while hitting A trying to catch Mewtwo, maybe you would be pissed at this.
  16. >After a few minutes of just laying there, she crawls back out of your shirt and goes to your crotch.
  17. >She spreads your legs as you use thunder wave on him.
  18. >Then she leans down to your crotch and rubs at it with a hoof.
  19. >It feels good, but there's no time to moan.
  20. >You have to catch Mewtwo.
  21. >Her tongue slowly drags along your inner thigh, sending a shiver up your back.
  22. >When she gets to your pussy, she takes a deep breath in.
  23. >She recoils in disgust of the stench.
  24. >"Femanon!"
  25. "That's me."
  26. >"When was the last time you took a shower?!"
  27. "Dunno."
  28. >"What?!"
  29. "Shut up, I'm trying to Pokemon."
  30. >She jumps off the couch and heads for the door, mumbling something about rotten cabbages and fish.
  31. >Mewtwo kills off your last pokemon.
  32. >Your eye twitches.
  33. >Fucking Mewtwo.