April Fools

>Three knocks are heard on your door.

>Standing up from laying on the couch, you walk over and open the door.

>Fluttershy stands there with an apple pie balanced perfectly on her head.

>"H-hey Anon, do you like pie?"

"I do like pie. I'd sure love some."

>She is shocked that you didn't take the pie and shove the entire thing down her throat in anger.

>"Really?"

"Yeah. Come on in."

>She smiles and flies inside, the pie sliding down to her hooves where she holds it like she does the animals.

>You close the door and follow her into your dining room where she places the pie.

>She sits down on the other side of the table and smiles up at you.

>Her eyes move down to the pie and suddenly go wide.

>"I forgot the plates!"

>When she flies out of her chair, you raise your hand and smile.

"No no, let me."

>"O-okay..."

>She lowers back into her seat and you go into the kitchen to get the plates.

>As you bring them back out, Fluttershy smiles brightly at you.

>"This is really nice of you."

>You place a plate in front of her and sit down yourself.

>Saying nothing, you take a slice of the already cut pie.

>"S-so um... This is a nice place you've got here."

>Look up at her.

"You've been here multiple times before."

>She turns red in the face and takes a slice of the pie.

>"Wait, um, what I meant by that was—"

"Fluttershy, I was only joking. Thank you, I've actually redecorated this room recently."

>"Oh... Sorry. It looks nice."

"It's okay."

>You take the pie slice with your hand and bite into it.

>The sweet apple taste confirms the pie's origins at Sweet Apple Acres.

>She takes a bite as well and smiles when tasting it.

>After she finishes her slice, you strike up conversation.

"So what brings you here today, Fluttershy?"

>"Oh, well, I was going to ask you if you wanted to come with me on my nature walk... B-but you probably don't want to go, so I don't know why I even came—"

"Whoa whoa whoa, calm down there."

>She looks at you, her long mane covering one eye.

>"Oh, was I talking too much? I'm sorry."

"No it's not that. You shouldn't assume I wasn't going to go."

>Her eyes widen slowly.

>"D-does this mean..."

>You nod.

"Sure, I'll go with you on your nature walk."

>She makes a strange squeak noise as she presents a cheery smile.

>"Oh my goodness, this is going to be so much fun!"

>She excitedly jumps up and flies into the air.

>"It would just be me and you, walking down the path, enjoying the chirping of the sweet birds and the humming of the tiny bees..."

>Noticing she is flying in the middle of the room, she blushes and lands.

>"Sorry. I just think it would be a really great date."

>She covers her mouth with her hooves.

>"N-no, wait, I didn't mean to say date! I meant—"

"Fluttershy, relax."

>You stand up and grab the pie from the table.

"Call it a date."

>She nearly faints as you walk back to the kitchen to put the pie away for later.

>When you go back out into the hallway, she is there staring dumfoundedly at you.

"You alright?"

>She shakes her head and blinks a bunch of times, snapping herself out of her trance.

>"Y-yes, I'm just a little... Confused."

>Waving for her to come with you, you turn around and walk to the door.

>You open it for her and exit after.

"So what's got you confused?"

>"I mean... It's just really strange."

"What is?"

>"Just yesterday you told me I was a worthless whore and threw me into the thorn bushes right over there."

>She points to the spiked bush beside your house.

"I just feel really bad about what I've done and I wanted to have a chance to spend some quality time with you."

>She smiles, her eyes quickly forming tears.

>You wipe them away with your shirt and smile at her.

"No crying. We're going to have a nice date, okay?"

>"Al-alright Anon."

>Taking the mare's hoof in your hand, you ask her.

"So, where to, Flutterbutter?"

>She swoons at the nickname.

>"It's on the way to my house, not that far from here."

"Okay, lead the way."

>She nods and starts trotting down the path away from your place.

>In a matter of minutes you find yourself on a path almost completely surrounded by trees and bushes.

>Fluttershy slows her pace.

>"This is the place."

>She pulls away from yout grasp and sits on the bench.

>"D-do you want to sit?"

>You look around at the trees and sit next to her.

"This place is really neat Fluttershy. How did those trees get like this?"

>You point above you at the trees which curve above the path, seeming to form a roof over the path.

>"I'm not sure how it got that way, but I love coming here."

>She smiles and lays her head on your lap.

>You sigh and close your eyes.

>The tranquil sounds of nature fill the air.

>The crickets chirp, water runs from somewhere nearby, and Fluttershy sighs.

>"Isn't it so relaxing?"

>Open your eyes to see her as she rolls over on her back, her head now looking up at you.

>You return her look.

"It -is- relaxing."

>Moving your hands, up to her head and run your fingers through her mane.

>She shivers a little bit, her face turning pink at the cheeks.

>"Anon..."

>You bend down to her.

>She leans up toward you.

>Then she leans back down and giggles.

"What's so funny?"

>"Nothing... I'm just so happy I couldn't contain it anymore."

>She sits up and straddles your waist.

>"Do you want to come back to my place?"

>She immediately moves to the side and hides her eyes behind her mane.

>"I mean, if that would be okay..."

>She pokes her eyes out from the cover of her mane when you put your arm around her.

"Sure."

>She smiles at you and then climbs off the bench.

>"We should go, it's going to be dark soon."

>You look up and sure enough the sky is an orange color.

"Alright, lead the way."

>She takes you down the path which leads straight to her backyard.

>She then takes you up to her house and opens the door for you.

"Thank you Fluttershy."

>"You're welcome."

>You enter and she closes the door.

>The first thing you do is sit on the couch.

>Fluttershy sits next to you, her face looking as if she were longing for something.

>"U-um, are you comfortable? If not, I can—"

>You close the gap between both of your bodies and push her over on her back.

>Her face turns almost the same color as Pinkie Pie's.

>"Anon?"

"Fluttershy... I know you want this to happen."

>She nods.

>"I've been waiting for this for a long time."

"Then why don't we get started?"

>You move your hand down her body and she stops it with a hoof.

>"Wait."

"What?"

>"Does this mean... That you love me?"

"Fluttershy... I always loved you."

>She smiles and leans in for a kiss.

>You jump off her the second before her lips touch yours.

"APRIL FOOLS! I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!"

>Spit on her face and she starts sobbing

>You run outside and jump into the air with your fist out.

 

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