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Boxer Anon 2 - Get Help

By: Twi_Lover on Aug 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.66 KB  |  hits: 69  |  expires: Never
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  1. Twilight, can you use your magic to call for help?
  2. >Twilight: "No.. I mean I can't use my magic at all... He poisoned me..."
  3. ...
  4. >There's no time to be angry right now, you need to act
  5. >Twilight: "Anon, why don't you get help?!"
  6. No Twilight, I'm not leaving you here.
  7. >Twilight: "But..."
  8. Go get help and come back here ASAP ok?
  9. >Twilight: "Ok... I promise I'll be back quick!"
  10. Ok...
  11. >She gets up and gallops out the door, looking for the fastest p0ny in Ponyville
  12. >Now you're just sitting there watching Terrence and making sure he doesn't wake up without a surprise
  13.  
  14. >Twilight is searching all over ponyville as fast she can
  15. >It's still night time and pretty dark outside
  16. >Normally Twilight would cast a light spell but
  17. >No magic
  18. >While Twilight is making her search, she spots a cyan Pegasus napping in a tree
  19. >Twilight: "RAINBOW DASH!"
  20. >Rainbow Dash: "Wha... What?"
  21. >Twilight: "You have to get help! I was just attacked by someone and he poisoned me so I can't do any magic... Anon knocked him out and he's unconscious in my Tree House and Anon's watching him. Get the authorities!"
  22. >Rainbow Dash: "On it!"
  23. >And with that Rainbow Dash gets up on her hind hooves, gives a salute, and flies off like a speeding bullet
  24. >Twilight heads back to her home
  25. >When she arrives she notices you and Terrence are in the same positions that you were in when she left
  26.  
  27. >All of a sudden Celestia with her guards and Zecora with an antidote out of fucking no where
  28. That was fast
  29. >Twilight: "Princess Celestia!"
  30. >Celestia: "I came here as soon as I heard the news."
  31. Shouldn't you be rising the moon or something
  32. >Celestia: "No my dear Anon, that's Luna's job."
  33. Oh...
  34. >Twilight: "I thought I told you this!"
  35. Sorry?!
  36. >Celestia: "Now where is the one who attacked Twilight?"
  37. >Both you and Twilight point at Terrence
  38. >Celestia and her guards chain him up and inspect him
  39. >Zecora approaches Twilight with the antidote
  40. >Zecora: "Take this you should, Twilight, or you will have one bad night."
  41. That was a really bad rhyme
  42. >Zecora: "And I suppose you can rhyme all the time?"
  43. That one was horrible
  44. >Zecora: "..."
  45. >You grin
  46. >Zecora leaves while mumbling various profanity under her breath
  47. >Twilight takes the antidote
  48. >By the look of her face it doesn't seem to taste very good
  49. >Her magic capabilities are instantly restored
  50. >Celestia: "It is what I had feared."
  51. >You and Twilight: "What is it?"
  52. >Celestia: "Recently we've gotten a lot of reports of dead Librarians all over Equestria. Each time there was a white feather placed on their lips. The feathers match with Terrence's. He's the serial killer we've been after."
  53.  
  54. ...
  55. >Well that doesn't sound good
  56. >Twilight is stunned by the news
  57. >She's tearing up
  58. >Why didn't anyone warn her...
  59. >That must make Twilight the only Librarian in Equestria
  60. >That's going to be hard on her
  61. >She doesn't deserve this
  62. >Twilight: "Why didn't you tell me I was in danger?!"
  63. >Celestia: "I'm sorry Twilight... We didn't want to cause panic..."
  64. CAUSE PANIC? SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO "CAUSE PANIC"??
  65. >Celestia: "Please calm down... Our system isn't as perfect as yours probably was."
  66. Our "system" was never perfect but dammit it could've handled this better than yours.
  67. >Celestia: "To be honest we figured Twilight could handle herself... And we didn't want to warn her because we thought it would scare him off."
  68. Ugh, still that was a dick move.
  69. >You calm down a little because this is something that would've been done back on Earth
  70. >Although normally they would of had someone keep an eye on Twilight
  71. >Oh let me guess that would've scared him off too
  72. >Fucking jerks
  73. >Twilight: "I probably could've if I had my magic, but he poisoned me..."
  74. How did he poison you anyway?
  75. >Twilight: "He slipped something in my cup which is why I dropped it after I took a sip. Then he pulled the knife out so I called for you..."
  76. >So that's what that thud was
  77. The glass one? Wow I'm surprised it didn't shatter.
  78. >Twilight: "I told you that cup never breaks!"
  79.  
  80. >Terrence regains consciousness
  81. >You go in for a punch but the guards won't let you
  82. >Terrence: "WHERE AM I!? W-WHAT?
  83. >He notices the chains around him and sees the Princess with her guards surrounding him
  84. >Terrence: "Well shit..."
  85. Dude, you suck at the whole serial killing thing.
  86. >Terrence: "Oh but I assure you I will break out and I will kill your precious Unicorn."
  87. Yeah you come back and my fist is gonna welcome your face.
  88. >Terrence: "Fuck you."
  89. >Celestia: "That's enough."
  90. >Celestia and her guards leave the house with Terrence in chains
  91. >Twilight: "I don't think we have to worry about him anymore... Celestia will keep him locked up forever I'm sure of it!"
  92. Maybe... I just hope you're right.