- >Day You're getting it In Equestria
- >The rest of the date is spent with both of you talking about your day.
- >This is one of the the few "safe" places for you to be out together.
- >Pony Joe is a cool dude.
- >One of the few that didn't judge you the second they saw you.
- >He sold you donuts without batting an eye and didn't ask "What the hell was that thing?" as soon as they thought you where out of earshot.
- >But he did wonder why the store suddenly cleared out on a busy Friday evening well before closing time.
- >Turns out the guy is married to a Zebra. He's went through some tough shit before you came but he never elaborated much more than that.
- >Though Zebras are way more accepted now than they used to be.
- >They're always walking around Canterlot like the rest of the ponies.
- >Joe told you to come for advice when you need it.
- "We should probably head out soon Octi, don't want your Dad getting upset and get half the guard looking for ya now do we?"
- >Her ears flatten just a bit as you say that. "I thought we had more time today, oh horse apples!"
- >She looks a little angered by the mention of her Father. "Why can't he just understand?"
- "Because to most ponies I'm just a giant, hairless, poor, space monkey. Who's, and I quote. "To lowly to breath the same air as you, dearest!"
- >You give her your best imitation of her head maid.
- >She was a giant bitch.
- "Why don't you make friends with those dashing rich young stallions like Business Smart or Golden Touch? They would certainly make better company than THAT thing!"
- >By now Octavia has her head down on the table, probably out of shame.
- >Taking a sip of your soda, you continue in your regular voice.
- "We don't exist out of this Doughnut Shop Octi. We simply can't."
- >Trying to sound as calm and soothing as possible, you put your hand on her hoof.
- "Our relationship has to stay a secret, not for me, but for you. Sure maybe the Princesses have my back but they got their own shit to do, and they cant stick around and babysit me so I don't get bullied."
- >She looks into your eyes as you continue.
- "All bets are off when we're in public, don't tell me you don't see it. The stares, it being impossible to buy stuff without being completely scammed."
- >She's sitting up now, looking straight at angered face.
- "I can't even find a stable job here for God's sake!"
- >She clenches your hand tight and you see her tearful expression.
- >It calms you instantly.
- >With a little smile on her face she brings you up to her face an nuzzles it.
- >"I don't care what any of those ponies have to say Anon, I'll never leave you and I'll protect you....because..I-I love y-"
- >You cut her off as two more customers come in and let go of her hoof.
- >Two stallions, very BUFF stallions.
- >One's a tan Earth pony, while the other is a green Unicorn.
- >And they're menacingly staring your way.
- >This is a good time to say that your avarageness carries on to your physical aspects as well.
- >Not fat or a body builder, but you did do track in high school.
- >So you're a runner, you can probably take on one of these guys but two?
- >Opting to not take your chances, both of you decide to get out of there with nod at one another.
- >Thank Luna you already paid for everything, or rather, Octi did. You were poor as shit.
- >The only thing keeping your ass fed and out of the streets was the "Extraterrestrial/Dimensional Accidents Fund" given to you every Friday by the princesses.
- >Of course you were the first person to receive it but whatever. Free money.
- >Needless to say, you got the fuck outta dodge.
- >Also needless to say, two big-ass fucking stallions were chasing you through town.
- >Runing into many ponies during your escape, all your hearing is mashed together as you run.
- >You can only make out a few gasp and screams from ponies who you scared half to death.
- >'Who the hell are these guys!? they usually give up by now!' You think frantically to yourself. Trying to come up with an escape plan.
- >That train of thought is cut short by the unicorn firing a beam of magic, making a hole in the wall next to you.
- >Making a less-than-manly scream and run faster, Octavia right by your side.
- >This kind of thing has happened before unfortunately.
- >Since they were faster of course (four legs), they were slowly gaining ground of you both.
- >But being on two legs, you were more agile.
- >The chase went on for about 10 minutes through countless alleys that you knew would lead you to her place.
- >Not hearing any more hoofsteps behind and no magic blast going off around you, you decide to stop and look back.
- >"I think we lost them." said a very out of breath Musician.
- >She wasn't the most athletic of ponies, but that soon changed after your secret relationship started.
- "Let's just get you to your place, okay?" you start walking out of the alley unto a busy street.
- >Luna's moon is high in the sky by this point.
- >Oh Shit.
- >She's late. Fuck!
- "C'mon hurry Octi!" You begin sprinting anew.
- >Sprinting, you two make it on record speed but there's a stallion at the front gates of the massive mansion.
- >The Von Clef residence.
- >As you get closer you begin to make out the stallion at the gates.
- >A Copper colored stallion in a fancy suit awaits you.
- >It's Mr. Von Clef himself. Octavia's father.
- >And he looks pissed.
- >More so than he's ever been before you think.
- >He's even doing that thing were it sounds like there's a kettle steaming in the background.
- >It would be a pretty thing to watch if you werent sure you were gonna get thrown in the dungeons.
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- >and he's looking right at you. Quick better play it cool!
- "Good evening MR. V-" That's as far as you get before you're tackled by his Pegasus guard.
- >"You again! How many times have I told you not to be seen with my daughter, you incompetent ape! I should have you thrown in the dungeons for this."
- >You called it! +10
- >You can see another grayish mare walking out the front doors, starting on the path to no doubt meet you.
- "I was just walking her back from practice Mr. Von Clef!"
- >He scoffs at this. "I might have believed you If was a foal, Beast. As it happens to be, today I was around the Royal Gardens to meet some very Important ponies and I happened to pass by where the Royal Ensemble practices."
- >You don't see where he is going with this but you cant really argue, The pegasus on your back made sure of this by sticking your face in the dirt.
- >"Dad! Please stop this, You're hurting him!" You hate this. Looking so weak in front of your mare.
- >So useless.
- >'Why does this only happen to me?' You ask yourself that question for what seems like the 1000th time.
- >On Earth you've never really had any trouble, no cops, getting beating up and chased around.
- >Why did this world have to hate you so much? Why you?
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- >But it cant be that bad...This world also gave you Octavia.
- >A mare most stallions would kill for, to a simple guy like you.
- >A guy that literally fell out of the sky one day, you couldn't be more thankful for her.
- >The happiness makes you subconsciously smirk a little. The guard sees this and gently bashes your head on the ground.
- >"Know your place, beast." Seems like a nice guy.
- >Octavia's shaking with rage right now, but giving her a look makes her back off, You would rather her not do something stupid and getting hurt.
- >Her father's still talking about some rich pony or what not. "....and that's when I decided to check on my daughter before the party ended for the evening, when I find out she left early...To meet her special some-pony for a date." He finishes while glaring at you.
- >A chill runs down your spine and you gulp. Your palms start sweating and you're pretty sure Octi's just as frazzled as you.
- >"I went to all her friends to see who her mysterious suitor was, and what kind of stallion he was. Can you Imagine the shock I had when they told me that he walked on two legs? Was about twice the size of a pony?
- >Looking desperately at Octavia and you can see the focused look on her face.
- >Her mind is racing a million thoughts a minute. You don't notice the mare from the house walk up behind you and the guard.
- >"A business mare even asked me if my daughter was dating one of those Minotaur beasts! Can you even imagine the embarrassment I went through this evening!?"
- >He walks up to you and punches you in the face.
- >Hard.
- >The blood is rushing in your mouth, but you don't give him the satisfaction of showing any signs of pain.
- >You simply smile at him.
- >Not the best time to be cheeky, not smart.
- >"Why you little peasant beast!" He proceeds to punch you again. And again. And again.
- >At this point you can feel yourself start to pass out. Hooves hurt a lot.
- >"DAD STOP! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM!?" Octavia is visibly shaking with anger, you look at her in the eyes and offer a tiny, weak smile. Telling her it's going to be alright
- >Yeah. You hated this.
- >All you can do now is stare at the moon and stars while you begin to drift off
- >"Silence Octavia! this ape doesn't even deserve your pity! This piece of thrash worth less then manure from a farm."
- >He goes to hit you again when a a grey hoof stop his.
- >"That is quite enough dear, don't you think? Poor Anonymous here might get really hurt if you don't stop this." Says a calm voice with a subtle hint of sternness says.
- >Mr. Von Clef is clearly shocked by whoever this mare is.
- >Shocked enough to stop hitting you.
- >"Ho-honey! I-I thought you were away on b-business to Manehatten for a few more days!"
- >Barely making her out in the darkness, you can see she's a gray Earth or Pegasus Pony by the looks of it with a semi-long brown mane and blue eyes, she has a tiny smile on her face.
- >"Well I couldn't stay away from my filly any longer when I heard she got a special some-pony!"
- >Already? Jesus Christ.
- >Rumors travel fast you guess.
- >Specially when it involves a space monkey and the best known prodigy of Classical music currently in Equestria.
- >Then mare then looked at you.
- >You have NEVER felt that much emotion. So much fear.
- >Her evaluating eyes pierced your soul.
- >Fight or Flight instincts kicked in, wanted to run and couldn't.
- >You were frozen. With the scariest pony you've ever met.
- >After what felt like hours to you but it couldn't have been more than a few seconds, she stopped.
- >As quickly as her gaze fell upon you it that intense emotion left.
- >You blinked once. Twice, clearly confused by what just happened. 'Why was I so scared?'
- >She smiled back down at you and looked back to where Mr. Von Clef and Octavia stood.
- >"You wouldn't believe what I found out! My little filly is grown up now!" By this point she's hugging Octi to the point of her turning purple.
- >"Mo-mom cant b-breathe!" Octavia finally manages to say. The mare finally lets go, still beaming.
- >Your eyes widden and gulp again.
- >This was Octavia's Mom!? The most influential Musical critic and composer this side of Equestria!
- >This is the first time you've seen her due to her constant travels and the whole fact that your relationship was a secret and you tended to stay away from the mansion whenever possible.
- >"I had to ask almost all of Canterlot for details on this elusive stallion, I almost gave up when nopony knew. I went to Tavi's practice but all the band members had already left."
- >Her smile grew a bit more.
- >"I saw this strange creature run out of a shop chased by two stallions, almost ran into me but I luckily got out of the way in time, Thank the princesses for that!"
- >Huh? She must have been one of those ponies you almost ran into.
- >Hearing her thank Luna put a small smile on your face, Even though the accident was completely your fault.
- >Luna wasn't taken back kindly after the Night Mare Moon incident and people tended to stay away from her and only refer to her sister for thanks.
- >"I finally walked in to this place called Pony Joe's exhausted, He had the most delicious of donuts In his shop, We made small talk and the strange creature came up."
- >She looks back at you. "And he told me everything." Lighting and thunder explodes as she says this.
- >Everything!? Fuck you Joe!! You never withheld anything about your dating at his shop, it was you and Octi's only safe haven in Catnerlot.
- >He sold you out....
- >One of your only friends...guess you were hurting his business a little too much.
- >Cant blame him though, this was going to happen eventually.
- >Yeah. You're fucking dead.
- >Game over man.
- >"Oh my, It looks like it's going to rain soon, lets carry this on inside." She motions the guard to let you go.
- >"Wouldn't want my future Son-in-Law getting sick now would we?" Her smile grows even larger.
- >She's still smiling while the rest of your jaws are currently on the ground. "Come on, I'll get the maids to get us some tea ready. We can talk then."
- >She begins to trot back to the house while Mr. Von Clef hesitantly follows, the guard stays behind you.
- >In case you decide to book it probably.
- >Your brain is too busy being fried at the moment to run right now though.
- >But hey! you're not being beaten anymore so this is a plus, maybe this wont lead to your death after all.
- >Octi gives one last look at her parents before she runs up to you and hugs you tightly.
- >"Are you okay Anon!?" she says while frantically looks you over.
- >This tugs at your heart, causing her to be worried all the time. She really does cares about you though.
- "Im fine Octi, I dont want to keep your mom waiting though, lets go." She breaks the hug and stands by your side.
- >The two of you start walking towards the mansion and you brace yourself for anything that might happen.
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