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Anon in Equestria: The Nigger Raid

By: Twaifu on Jan 11th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 8.11 KB  |  hits: 275  |  expires: Never
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  1. WARNING: The following combination of letters you are about to read is purely autistic. Please do not read this if you are not capable of thinking for longer than 2 seconds. Should you read this and get traumatized the only thing you can do is become a furry.
  2.  
  3. If you are confused on how to read it then tubad. (Every first line is the actual story, the lines with numbers in front of them were the votes for the whole Choose Your Own Gay Adventure Gimmick.)
  4.  
  5. Created in the dark depths of hell itself http://www.synchtube.com/r/NippleKing
  6.  
  7. Anon raped twilight butt secretly she liked it.
  8. 3 shining armor walked in
  9. 6 and then niggers came and killed everyone the end
  10.  
  11. ok so anon was rapin twily when shining faggot came in you are now anon.
  12. 5 cum inside twily
  13. 0 cum inside shining faggot
  14. 2 stahp the niggers with your cum
  15.  
  16. you cum inside twily and she enjoyed it but then shining faggot came in you. niggers knock on the door.
  17. 1 throw shining faggot at the door
  18. 3 shoot buckets of cum through the door
  19. 1 charge a magic missile in twily with your cum to shoot at the door
  20.  
  21. you shoot buckets of cum through the door, but the niggers use their bitches to absorb it. the niggers try to rape your twily.
  22. 3 throw shining faggot at the niggers and run with twily
  23. 1 rape the niggers
  24. 1 tell spike the niggers have stolen a jewel from rarity
  25. 0 wait where did spike cum from
  26.  
  27. you throw shining faggot at the niggers and they begin to rape and take his limbs apart. twily sees this and gets sadness but later she will get ogre it.
  28. 4 you killed twilys brother, now's your chance to comfort her
  29. 1 escape with twily and spike
  30. 0 wait what i thought you raped twily wtf is going on
  31.  
  32. you killed twilys brother, now is your chance to finally gain true lover. you escape with twily and pickle.
  33. 1 >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
  34. 3 good story pls continue
  35.  
  36. you, twily and the green guy are in everfree forest running from niggers. you cum across zecora but she actually is nigger so wat do.
  37. 2 go to zecoras african hut
  38. 0 ignore her and pass by with your sneak skill
  39.  
  40. you take refuge in the zebras hut. when the niggers pass by they ask zebra and she tell them no sir there aren't any jews under my floors. now you can finally have alone time with twily and dragon.
  41. 0 comfort twily about her ded brother
  42. 2 have a meaningful chat with spike
  43. 1 rape twily again
  44.  
  45. You try to have a meaningful chat with spike, but he just talks about the nigger invasion and how the only way to stop them is blah blah magic blah blah friendship. he also said something about you not being a bad guy even though you raped his mom, and that if you can get twily to truly fall in love with you the niggers will be ded.
  46. 0 start touching twily in areas
  47. 4 pet twily like the slut she is
  48. 1 try to have sexy times with zebra
  49. 0 >try
  50.  
  51. you pet twily like the slut she is, she gives you an adorkable smile.
  52. 4 kiss dat slut on dem lips
  53. 1 tell her to bend over
  54. 0 look around for zecora
  55.  
  56. you kiss dat slut on them lips and she gives out a kawaii squeal.
  57. 0 stop kissing and ask her if she is still butthurt over her ded bro
  58. 0 continue kissing (LE ROMANCE)
  59. 4 grape twily
  60.  
  61. you grab some grapes you found around the zebra hut and shove dem grapes down that sluts mouth.
  62. 1 mmm yeah chew dem grapes you slut
  63. 1 wtf man
  64.  
  65. zecora cums in to check on you 3.
  66. 6 commence the zebra rape
  67. 1 escape the nigger hut with your wife and son
  68. 0 >wife and son
  69.  
  70. zigger asks how you are doing with a petty rhyme, butt that doesnt stahp you for you know her secrets.
  71. 6 push the zigger on her back and put it in her butt
  72. 0 option 1
  73.  
  74. you give the zebra what she needs. spike is looking at you in disappointment while twily is clopping and crying.
  75. 5 speed thrust that slutty zebra until you both cum
  76. 2 take it out of her butt and leave with wife and son
  77.  
  78. you speed thrust the zebra until you feel the cum building up, you're about to explode when suddenly zigger quickly puts a cock ring on your dick. you explode buckets of buckets of an orgasm that lasts 5 hours.
  79. 4 pull out and stare at dat demolished zebra ass
  80. 2 fall asleep in exhaustion
  81.  
  82. you pull out and stare at dat demolished zebra ass. twilight cries buckets bigger than your buckets of cum. spike is shrekt with trauma.
  83. 1 leave with your wife and son
  84. 6 >wife and son
  85.  
  86. you leave with your wife and son. you head to canterlot where twilys friends are staying during the nigger raid.
  87. 3 decide to put some pants on
  88. 1 look for rarity first
  89. 1 look for doshy first
  90. 0 look for flootershy first
  91. 1 look for pinkie pie first
  92. 1 look for applesack first
  93.  
  94. you decide to put some pants on, however the only way to find human pants is lyra or rarity.
  95. 7 lyra
  96. 0 rarity
  97.  
  98. you go to lyras place and open the door without knocking or walking the dinosaur. upon entry you see lyra in bed with bon bon kissing each other.
  99. 2 tap lyras head
  100. 3 grab lyra by the tail
  101. 1 steal pants from lyra (this results in your ultimate doom)
  102.  
  103. lyra screams as you grab her by the tail. bon bon orgasms instantly. you ask lyra for some pants and she literally pulls them out of her ass and hands them to you.
  104. 0 take the pants
  105. 5 sniff them pants
  106.  
  107. you sniff dem pants, they smell warm and minty.
  108. 4 >warm and minty
  109. 1 head back to canterlot castle where twily and spike are
  110.  
  111. while looking around the castle for twily and pickle you hear moaning noises cumming from inside a room.
  112. 2 investigate
  113. 4 cum inside door
  114.  
  115. you shove your dick inside the door and cum. after petting the door you enter the room and see twily clopping on the bed while spike is sleeping. twily sees you and quickly covers herself with a blanket. twily bites her lip
  116. 2 jump in bed next to her
  117. 1 slowly approach her with dem bedroom eyes
  118. 0 close the door and leave to find applesack
  119.  
  120. then you jump in bed next to her. she wraps her hooves around you.
  121. 4 ask her if she got ogre her brother
  122. 1 bop her nose with your finger
  123. 0 deny her rape and leave
  124.  
  125. you ask her if she got ogre it. she kicks you off the bed. looks like you really shrekt yourself this time.
  126. 4 apologize and continue the anon x twi arc
  127. 0 levae and search for some other mane six
  128. 1 >levae
  129.  
  130. I'm sorry i got your brother killed twily... Twi: No... It's not your fault. It's the niggers fault... (she cries tears) I'm sorry I kicked you anon...
  131. 0 wow you're actually trying to make a story out of this nigga u gay
  132. 6 stand up in a heroic pose and promise her you will make up for everything. (this will make her like you more)
  133. 0 ohgod now he's going all weeaboo on us
  134.  
  135. As you stand up in a very heroic pose whilst looking upwards with determination, you promise to your Twily that you will make up for everything. No matter what.
  136. Stay and comfort Twily
  137. Run out of the room your wife and son are staying in to help battle the niggers
  138. >wife and son
  139. decide to look for one of twilys friends
  140.  
  141. You look out the window and notice it is already night time. So you crawl back into bed next to Twilight.
  142. snuggles
  143. kiss her
  144. touch her in areas
  145.  
  146. You wrap your arms around Twilight. She responds by wrapping her hooves around you. Looks like it's snuggles time for you two. Twi: "You're so warm Anon..." You hear spike fapping quietly. Suddenly twilights wet lips quickly peck yours.
  147. 3 dominate dat sluts lips
  148. 0 >dat pacing
  149. 2 oh god you aren't actually trying are you? no? ok
  150.  
  151. You dominate that sluts lips, and go in for the kill. Twily positions herself on top of you and rests her marehood on your crotch, teasing your cock. Both of you haven't stopped kissing for a second.
  152. 1 now this is podracing
  153. 2 >marehood
  154. 3 keep going....
  155.  
  156. Grabbing her cutie mark with one hand now you yank her tail with the other and insert your cock into her soft and warm entrance. She yelps loudly.
  157. 1 NOW THIS IS PODRACING
  158. 4 whisper in her ear "just let it happen"
  159. 2 give her deep hard lovings
  160.  
  161. As you thrust more and more you whisper into your lovers ear "Just let it happen". Twily hasn't been doing so well on her part of the thrusting, but fucking her yourself is satisfying enough. You feel your orgasm cumming up fast. You shoot your seed deep inside Twily. There's no way you could get her pregnant again anyway.
  162. >again
  163.  
  164.  
  165. This is still a WiP (Work in progress)
  166. >implying this is anything worthy of anything