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Snakeanon- The MOAC

By: Tvox on May 3rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.12 KB  |  hits: 40  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you are Snakeanon
  2. >you watched from a well hidden tree stand
  3. in front of you is a large gravel field, with one road in and one out
  4. >the AiE convoy should arrive any time now
  5. >the roar of an engine fast approaches
  6. >A green jeep grand cherokee slides to a stop and the driver leans out the window
  7. >Its Tvox shouting
  8. >"FIRST MOTHERFUCKERS!"
  9. >another familiar engine can be heard, R/T's deuce comes lumbering along, parking on the back end of the jeep
  10. >shouting and what sounds like a million rustled jimmies comes from the jeep
  11. >trees can be heard falling from the side of the field opposite to your stand, as a shi-
  12. >really? how did they get that here?!?!?
  13. >a ship sails its way onto the gravel, parking near the edge of the clearing
  14. >a few soldiers on foot followed by the most menacing rocket truck you gave ever seen enter from the same direction as the jeep
  15. >then comes the sound you have been waiting for
  16. >sherm's tank
  17. >you shiver in anticipation as the tank rolls up next to the jeep, sherm hops out to greet the people now assembling
  18. >you crouch down and turn on your radio, dialing it in to 141.12
  19. >otacon picks up
  20. >"are you ready snake?"
  21. "yeah, drop the moab on this position"
  22. >you read off the grid coordinates to otacon
  23. "the green one, drop it right down the hatch"
  24. >"you realize that you could kill everyone else here too right?"
  25. "the price to pay to ensure the sanity of others"
  26. >"alright snake preparing to dr-"
  27. >"what the hell is that?"
  28. >over the radio you hear a scuffling and the dull sound of a pan striking someones skull
  29. >???:"ohh hey, what do these do anon?"
  30. >???:"i dunno, lets worry about that orange thing first though"
  31. >your jimmies are really rustling now
  32. >the nomad can be seen, high up in the sky
  33. >its rear hatch opens and a parachute flows out
  34. >it fills up, and pulls out a massive piece of orange angry
  35. >your jimmies settle, looks like otacon was able to drop the moab after all
  36. >as it gets closer you pull out your binoculars
  37. >printed on the side, in bold white letters M-O-A-C
  38. >moac? what the hell is that
  39. >a few of the attendees look up in horror, all too late as the moac slams into the tank, however instead of exploding as one normally would, it seems to crumble into a heap of orange that fills the interior of the sherman.
  40. >Sherm runs around the tank in disbelief, shouting angrily as he does
  41. >a burst of static, then the voices can be heard over your radio again
  42. >???"Mother of All Cakes landed on target Anon!"
  43. >???:"great job Pinkie, now lets get out of here"
  44. >You start to shout releasing your rage into the sky
  45. >it was at that moment that the pilot of an F-22 spotted you
  46. >quickly deciding that you might have had something to do with you, he banks and strafes your position with cannon fire
  47. >the tree you are hidden in is stuck, its base splintering apart
  48. >it begins to lean to the side before a large popping sound is heard as it gives away
  49. >you leap from the stand, gracefully slipping as you hit the ground, your upper back takes most of the force of the landing
  50. >right before you fade from consciousness your brain tells you
  51. >>Told you that you should have taken care of that bandanna bastard
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