Title:           Snakeanon- Tasty Tasty grenades
Author:          Tvox
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/g0zKvFqL
First Edit:      Thursday 31st of May 2012 07:29:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 31st of May 2012 07:29:54 AM CDT

>Snakeanonymous
>it has been weeks since you last took a crack at sherm's tank
>Otacon has been a total shitstain, he isnt getting anal tonight...
>Back to the mission at hand
>You watched from a vent in the middle of the Skype chat ceiling
>Sherm had just walked in
>The plan this time was to take care of the owner before moving on to the equipment
>simple right? no owner means an easy kill on the tank
>You figured your problem was that you lacked subtlety
>So there you sat, wedged in a vent, grenade in hand
>carefully lowering the covering, you turn it to the side and pull it in
>a soft scraping sound can be heard from another part of the vent system
>you dont let it bother you, must be rats or something
>Lowering the grenade through the opening, you pull the pin with your free hand
>you dont let the spoon go just yet
>before you get a chance to look back down, you hear more scraping sounds coming from behind you
!
>"I'm the urban explorer here! find your own vents, fucker!"
>You feel your ankle being grabbed
>The persong behind you pushes you out the vent
>you however, lock your legs around their arm and pull them with you
>in the action you let the spoon on the grenade fly
>you hit the ground and are standing almost immediately
>it takes less than a second for you to spot Shermanon and loose the grenade in his direction
>Before you duck begind a table, you see it splat against his chest
>woah shit
>splat?
>sure enough, it bounces to the floor
>everyone in the area was immobilized in surprise
>The grenade took that time to explode in a fabulous burst of red goo
>the sounds of someone standing up can be heard from behind you
>you turn to see Tvox sample a bit of the goo "ooh, tastes like gushers"
>you turn to run, but before you can a box is slammed over your head
>shermanon closes the top and tapes it shut
>"Go pull this shit elsewhere!"
>You are punted out a window
Bad ending