- >Day I never write anything in equestria
- >You are Anon, the crazy homeless human
- >you dont believe this, of course
- >In your mind, you are a tactical stealth operative, out in the field awaiting an update on your next mission objective
- >this isn't likely to happen due to the fact that your radio is made out of a matchbox, several coils of wire, and a potato
- >until then, all food and weapons are procure on sight
- >with that in mind, you peer out of your boxes carrying handle at the apple stall on the outskirts of the marketplace
- >You ready your internally supressed subsonic load single shot pistol
- >which is actually a rubber band on a stick
- >Making your way towards the stand you note a tree with a large and heavily obscured branch that hangs directly over the stall
- >The best plan of action is to ditch the box for now
- >When the tan pony running the stall is lookng the other way, you silently lift the box off of you and scramble up into the tree
- >when in place you ready your O.P.D. or Object Procurement Device
- >which happens to be a barbed knitting needle with a bit of twine tied through a hole in one end
- >Readying your equipment, you take aim and loose the rubber band at the apples on the pony's arse
- >It hits its mark with an audible smack
- >"What in tarnation?"
- >she spins to face your box
- >"Aww heck, not that critter again!"
- >sufficiently distracted, she doesnt see you pierce a particularly large apple with the needle
- >quickly and silently it is lifted upwards into the tree
- >by now she has found out that you are not in the box, but still sniffs around for your scent
- >the sight of it sends you into your own world, just you, and the apple
- >you cant resist and wolf down a large portion of the juicy fruit
- >in such a trancelike state, you are oblivious to the loud munching sounds you are making
- >"Ah' know a munchin' varmint when ah' hear one!"
- >you are snapped out of it by the violent shaking of the tree, which sends you flying out and onto your ass on the ground
- >in a flash you are hogtied and gagged
- >You dont know it, but the tan pony is giving you a rather sultry look
- >"You ain't gonna be stealin' much of anythin' when I get done with you"
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seE8uxEzLL0
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