Title:           Getting away with speeding in Australia
Author:          Tvox
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/hxyFTmDM
First Edit:      Monday 16th of July 2012 03:18:03 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 16th of July 2012 03:18:03 AM CDT

 
 
[12:54:28 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >cop pulls me over for speeding
>whip out my guitar and start singing "I cant drive 55"
 
[12:56:30 AM | Edited 12:56:41 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop tries to pull me over
>his car isnt fast enough
>I jump over a raidroad crossing right as a train comes by
>I park in my secret cave
>Paint my car new color
>Repeat process
 
[12:57:56 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop tries to pull me over
>I pull out my call of duty black ops medal
>Tell him about how I single handedly defeted the germans at Gallipoli
>he lets me go
 
[12:59:19 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
>I put a sticky note on his nose and drive off
>Shout "BELIEVE IT!"
>his face when it is a paper bomb
>his face when I am actually naruto
 
[1:00:09 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
>I roll down my window
>He shouts in surprise and tries to run away
>I climb out my window and maul him to death
>his face when I am actually a bear
 
[1:01:24 AM | Edited 1:01:44 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
>Roll down window
>He sees a box on the back seat
>I drive off
>He goes back to the station thinking he is crazy
>My face when I am solid snake
 
[1:08:10 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
>Asks me if I know how fast I was driving
"100 mph"
>"What"
"The speed limit is 100 right?"
>"Yeah, 100 kilomiters per hour"
"Oh, that explains why everyone is driving so slowly"
>He lets me off with a warning
>I drive 100kph for the rest of my stay in australia
 
[1:11:10 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
>"Do you know how fast you were driving?"
"Yeah, about 17,580mph"
"By the way, how did you get your cruiser up here?"
>He dies from asphyxiation
>Mfw I am an astronaut