Title:           Human Luna
Author:          Tsarroman
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First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of April 2012 10:30:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 25th of April 2012 10:30:40 PM CDT

> man it's been forever since I've had someone to love
> seems like everyone here is just too rapey
> except that one
> Luna
> I should talk to her some more
> I take a train to the royal capital
> I enter the palace
> "oh well hello Anon, what brings you here?"
Hello Celestia, I'm looking for Luna, is she around?
> "Oh yes, take a right, second door on the left"
Thanks
> take a right, second door on the left
> it's like the opening to the twilight zone
> "Oh Anon, I wasn't expecting you"
Sorry to intrude Luna
> "It's no trouble. What brings you here?"
It's these other ponies, they drive me insane
> "Why's that?"
> I heave a sigh, time to finally tell somebody
Well, for the most part, they keep trying to rape me
> "How horrid"
> she seems legitimately disgusted
It's quite bothersome
> "But what do I have to do with this?"
Well Luna, you're one of the few who don't
> "this I know"
I thought maybe if we spent some more time together, the others would be discouraged?
> "seems reasonable"
> I could tell she lacked proper companionship
> "maybe it would be better if we pretended to be special someponies"
I think it would
> she blushes, this is clearly exciting for her
> we sit and chat for a while
> I head home
> it's late
> I go to bed
> I wake up in the morning with a partner in my bed
> fluttershy again?
> nope, it's a human
> the fuck?
> she's wearing a tiara, and not much else
> the tiara looks familiar
Luna?
> she yawns
> "yes Anon?"
Why are you human?
> "is it not pleasing to you?"
well...to be honest I like it
> she smirks
> "I thought it would be"
Alright, why are you naked?
> "It is unfortunate that a pony lacks human clothing"
Point taken. I suppose you can borrow some of mine while we take you to get a proper dress
> "sounds delightful"
> I show her to my room
> my god, she's got a huge bosom
> she selects a pair of shorts
> the shorts turn into a skirt
> she turns one of my shirts into a blouse
> so she can use magic
> "Anon, I must make a complaint"
What Luna?
> "Do all human females bare such heavy chests?"
IT varies from female to female, it would appear you are very well endowed
> "much to my displeasure"
Humans normally have an article of clothing for support called a bra, but I don't have one
> "what should be done"
I don't think there's much that can be. You'll just have to make due without
> she heaves a sigh, causing her swollen chest to bounce slightly
Come, let's get you fit for a dress
> We exit the house
> the entirety of ponyville stares as I have a partner
> Fluttershy, up to her old tricks, stops dead in her tracks
> We enter the carousel boutique
> "Anon! You've brought a friend."
Rarity, surely you recognize your princess?
> she jumps, then bows
> "forgive me for my insolence"
> "You are forgiven, I wish to be tailored"
> "Of course! I shall make you the best dress known to ponykind"
> she takes Luna's measurements
> her mouth drops when she measures Luna's chest
> "Alright Princess, I'll have it ready by Wednesday"
> "Thanks"
> We leave the store
> Luna grabs hold of her breasts
> "These weight so heavily on me, I must rest them"
> can't help but stare as Luna fondles herself in public
> "Oh? Anon? Is there something the matter?"
Huh? Oh no, nothing. I'm just a bit...distracted
> she smirks again
> "So I noticed"
> she drops her breasts and continues walking
> slightly aroused
> remember something
> she didn't convert anything to panties either
> gotta be on the lookout for upskirts
> keep walking
> go into the market
> she steps over a puddle
> what a beautiful reflection
> semi-hard at this point
> everyone is staring at her the whole time
> we make it home
> "It would appear that we drew much attention"
is that not what we wanted?
> "I suppose, though I do wonder. How long will this go on for?"
As long as it takes I guess
> knock on the door
> fluttershy
> "oh...um..hey anon, I saw you have a new human"
 I guess you could say that
> Luna blushes
> "that's nice....is...is she special?"
What do you mean?
> "is she your special somepony?"
> I look to her
Are you?
> "I believe we are"
> she walks over
> she kisses me on the cheek
> her chest presses against my arm
> "oh...um....well....it's nice that you've got...a human"
> fluttershy sniffles and turns away
Fluttershy, don't cry
> "I'm...I'm just so happy for you"
> she runs off
That's not what I wanted to happen
> "Was that not the intended effect? I thought we meant to convince her, that she would leave you alone"
That was the plan, but I didn't expect for her to react in this way
> "I suppose we should go remedy this problem"
> we start walking to fluttershy's cottage
> knock on fluttershy's door
> hear a distinct sobbing
Fluttershy? Are you in there?
> "please....go away"
Fluttershy, may I please come in
> continued sobbing, but no refusal
> I enter
> she's crawled up on the couch, tears running down her cheeks
Fluttershy, I need to tell you something
> "what anon?"
> Luna walks in
It's about my special somepony
> "What about her?"
> I nod to Luna
> she transforms back to normal Luna
> Fluttershy's eyes go wide
It was all a trick
> "Why?"
> I look away
To get you to stop trying to rape me
> everything's silent for a moment
> "So she's not your special somepony?"
Not that I know of
> Luna approaches
> "please Fluttershy, forgive us. We did not intend for this outcome"
> Fluttershy nods her forgiveness
> I hug her
> Luna and I leave
Well Luna, it was fun. Feel free to come back anytime
> She smiles
> "I shall, and perhaps I shall be human once more"
> she flies away
> really should'a tapped that human Luna when I had the chance