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Fetish-shy, The First Story

By: Tsarroman on Mar 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.84 KB  |  hits: 259  |  expires: Never
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  1. > wake up in the morning
  2. > don't feel like P.Diddy
  3. > feel like another day, another attempt at rape
  4. > morning goes normally, no peeking in windows, no door knocks
  5. > suddenly, door knock
  6. > surprise surprise, it's fluttershy
  7. > wait, what's that she's go on?
  8. > "hey anon, I visited twilight yesterday and did a little research"
  9. > this should be good
  10. > "I think I figured out why you won't love me"
  11. Why's that?
  12. > "I haven't been appealing to your sexuality"
  13. You don't say
  14. > "I learned humans can have things called....fotishes, and that these things attract humans a lot"
  15. I think you mean fetishes
  16. > "yea those"
  17. So that's why you're in S&M gear?
  18. > "yes.... I want you to dominate me"
  19. yea.....no
  20. >slam door in her face
  21. > hear from behind door
  22. > "ok...so that's not your fetish. Don't worry, I'll figure it out"
  23. > this should prove to be interesting