- > morning
- > do the standard
- > expect fluttershy
- > knock on the door
- > fluttershy?
- > nope
- > derpy
- > I've got mail
- > a letter, from an anonymous sender
- > open it
- > it reads
- > "dear anon, I've been watching you for some time. I understand your troubles, your lack of another like you. I too am having trouble being accepted for who I am. I wish to get to know you more personally.
- > Love, anonymous
- > very nice handwriting
- > attached is an address
- > write letter back
- > express joy for new companion
- > describe loneliness being only human
- > send to address
- > next letter
- > "I'm glad you've accepted me. Though, I'm not human, I'm hoping our connection may transcend the boundaries of species. I look forward to meeting you at the corner cafe on Thursday."
- > ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy
- > Thursday
- > note didn't specify a time
- > wait until lunch
- > prime cafe time
- > head to cafe
- > many ponies here
- > including fluttershy
- > might as well chat with her while I wait for writer to show up
- > "oh...hey anon, what's up?"
- not much fluttershy, been getting some letters from somebody and they told me to meet them here
- > "ooh...sounds fun"
- I'm really excited
- > "so am I"
- what's that?
- > "anon...I wrote them"
- > disappointing beyond belief
- figures
- > "I thought maybe you would like a little mystery"
- you thought wrong
- > "but, you were so excited"
- I was excited to meet someone new, who could relate to my problems of being human. Not for a pony who just wants to sleep with me
- > "oh....ok"
- > walk out of cafe
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