- > it's been a long time since I've seen fluttershy
- > really, a long time
- > something's up here
- > picking up groceries from the town market
- > trip on something on the way home
- > think I hear an "oof", but not sure
- > recollect my things
- > brush self off
- > return to my walk home
- > a little later, feel a tugging on my pants
- > I dismiss it as my pants falling down and my mind playing tricks
- > I hoist my pants and keep walking
- > my leg hits a wall
- > but there's no wall there
- > kick the invisible wall several times
- > the wall whimpers in a quiet and familiar voice
- > I feel another tugging at my pants
- > I feel the impression of a hoof on my crotch
- > I immediately know what's going on here
- Fluttershy, knock it off
- > "how'd you know it was me?"
- invisible walls don't try to rape me
- > "so invisibility isn't your fetish?"
- no, fluttershy, it's not, now please go home
- > I hear the sound off hoof beats getting softer and softer
- > I don't move from my spot
- > I deliver a solid kick to where I imagine she's standing
- > direct hit
- > she yips as contact with her sides instinctively makes her gallop
- > I see a market stand toppled by an invisible force
- > "ow"
- > vendor looks in amazement as cart magically collapses on itself, and speaks
- > "what.............what just happened?"
- fluttershy happened
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