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Deadanon, day 2

By: Tsarroman on Apr 24th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.63 KB  |  hits: 179  |  expires: Never
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  1. > Day 2
  2. > the drunken Berry Punch awakens, sober
  3. > "Hey buddy, did we do anything last night?"
  4. > no response from the body
  5. > "I'll take that as a no"
  6. > she stumbles off, likely to find an aspirin
  7. > it's amazing how this pony air doesn't decompose the body
  8. > several ponies pass by the body, concerned, but not enough to do anything about it
  9. > Rainbow Dash is tearing across town
  10. > she's flying low
  11. > he foot catches the body
  12. > she's sent tumbling
  13. > the body rolls over
  14. > the mouth goes open
  15. > the tongue comes out
  16. > Rainbow rushes over to confront the person who tripped her
  17. > she sees the tongue sticking out
  18. > "oh so you think it's funny huh?"
  19. > she starts to pummel the body
  20. > slowly it dawns on her that it's dead
  21. > she gradually slows down her beating, until she stops
  22. > "oh"
  23. > she floats away abashedly
  24. > the day passes on
  25. > rose-luck walks by
  26. > sees the body
  27. > assumes someone's sleeping
  28. > slips a flower under his hand, as a good deed
  29. > she walks on content
  30. > the day turns to night
  31. > it's dark out
  32. > Rarity walks by the body
  33. > she spots the rose immediately
  34. > "oh my, how kind"
  35. > she takes the rose, and kisses the body on the cheek
  36. > "how thoughtful"
  37. > she spend a moment trying to get a good look at who gave her a rose
  38. > "oh....oh my"
  39. > she turns green
  40. > she rushes behind a bush to vomit
  41. > pinkie walks by
  42. > she throws confetti on Rarity, still heaving in the bush
  43. > "Pinkie, why'd you do that?"
  44. > "I thought it would make you feel better!"
  45. > Rarity gags, but manages to contain herself
  46. > "Looks like it worked!"
  47. > Pinkie follows Rarity, throwing more and more confetti on her as she walks home
  48. > end of day 2