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Deadanon, day 1

By: Tsarroman on Apr 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.75 KB  |  hits: 241  |  expires: Never
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  1. Dedz to Brainhorn for the idea
  2.  
  3. > wake up in a foreign land
  4. > I'm in the middle of a city
  5. > can't breathe
  6. > oh fuck
  7. > the world goes dark
  8. > the hustle and bustle of the city slowly dims
  9. > nothingness
  10. > the ponies cluster around
  11. > "oh my, is he dead?"
  12. > "I think he is"
  13. > "what should we do?"
  14. > "I don't know"
  15. > gradually, they disperse
  16. > the body is left there
  17. > Fluttershy, on her way home from the market
  18. > sees the body in the street
  19. > drops everything and rushes over
  20. > "oh my...are you alright?"
  21. > no response
  22. > she shakes the body a little
  23. > still no response
  24. > she looks around, no one seems to care
  25. > she picks up her bag of groceries
  26. > "oh great, I broke the eggs."
  27. > she wanders off
  28. > Lyra walks by, talking to Bon-Bon
  29. > Bon-Bon spots the body first
  30. > She tries to maneuver herself so Lyra doesn't see it
  31. > Lyra sees it
  32. > "wow......those are some great hands"
  33. > "Lyra no don't"
  34. > she starts to fondle the body's hands. Caressing them with amazement
  35. > "Lyra he's dead!"
  36. > "A hand's a hand!"
  37. > "gross"
  38. > Bon-Bon wanders off, leaving Lyra to hold the corpse's hand
  39. > Bon-Bon returns to drag Lyra away
  40. > The day goes by, the majority of the ponies ignore the body
  41. > Applejack, carrying a load of apples, walks down the path
  42. > she stumbles over the body, and drops her load
  43. > "gosh dern it, whatcha go an' do that fer?"
  44. > she kicks the body, thinking it's someone playing a prank
  45. > realize it's dead
  46. > "oh shoot...."
  47. > she pokes it some more
  48. > "this is kinda fun"
  49. > she pokes the body for a while, before she remembers what she was doing
  50. > she collects her apples and leaves
  51. > the night falls, and the body sits on the streets
  52. > Over the course of the night, Berry Punch uses the body as a pillow for a drunken slumber
  53. > end of day 1
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