- > day 3
- > the sun rises on yet another body filled day
- > twilight sparkle and assistant prowling the streets
- > twilight walks right past the body
- > spike takes notice
- > poke
- > poke
- > "hey this is fun!"
- > poke
- > "Spike! Come on!"
- > "Coming twilight!"
- > poke
- > poke
- > "Spike I said come on!"
- > spike is levitated away
- > "aww, why do you always gotta ruin my fun"
- > mildly molested, the body continues its existence
- > three little fillies approach the body
- > "eww, is it dead?"
- > "yeah I think so"
- > "do y'all have the same idea I do?"
- > all three
- > "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS UNDERTAKERS!!"
- > scootaloo rushes off to find shovels
- > she returns quickly, three shovels with her
- > clank clank clank
- > "maybe we shouldn't try to bury him on concrete?"
- > "yea..."
- > they try to move the body
- > it proves too heavy
- > "maybe we aren't cut out for this work?"
- > "I think so too"
- > they toss the shovels on top of the body
- > they run off
- > suddenly Applejack meanders by
- > "Applebloom, do you know where I could find a shovel? I can't seem to find one anywhe-"
- > "oh nevermind"
- > she takes the shovels off of anon
- > "thanks, dead critter....."
- > she runs off
- > as the last order of the day, Derpy flies by with the mail
- > "oh well hello there Mister! I think I've got a package for you"
- > she rustles through her bag
- > she pulls out a large box
- > "well go on! open it!"
- > the body does not move
- > "fine! I'll open it for you"
- > she tears at the package, revealing a hoof cleaner
- > she places the hoof cleaner in the body's hands
- > "there ya go! Have a nice day!"
- > she flies off
- > end of day 3
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