Title:           Darkling in Equestria
Author:          Tsarroman
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/qzLTbmJd
First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of April 2012 10:31:27 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 25th of April 2012 10:31:27 PM CDT

> "Oy! Wake up Monkey!"
> who the fuck is talking to me?
> smack across the face
> "Wake up! It's gonna be light soon"
> open my eyes
> some sort of dark...monkey...thing
Who the fuck are you?
> "don'cha know monkey? I'm your darkling!"
Darkling?
> "yeh, I'm here to help you out"
well that's nice I guess
> "let's git"
where are we going?
> "you'll see, monkey"
> I follow the darkling
> he takes me to the royal palace
What are we doing at Celestia's palace?
> "We're gonna take out the queen bitch"
I don't think I want to do that
> "sure ya do!"
no, no I don't
> Celestia stirs
> "Anon, what're you doing here.....and what is that thing!?"
> "allo queeny!"
> she blasts the little monster with light
> he dissipates into nothingness
> "What was he trying to do?"
kill you, thank god you killed him
> "think again monkey!"
> turn around
> he's swinging on a chandelier
> it falls
> he springs at Celestia
> she blasts again
Clearly this isn't the best way to be going about this
> "What else can I do?"
> "Well Queeny, you could in his head"
> zap
> "what's he talking about?"
I have no idea
> "yeh! Don'tcha know? I'm all a part of his head"
> zap
> "Alright Queeny, yer startin' to piss me off"
> he proceed to urinate from the bedstand in the direction of Celestia
> zap
> "With your permission anon, I'd like to go into your mind"
Please do
> Everything goes blurry
> Celestia's gone
> the world around me collapses
> I'm in some sort of winding hallway
> I'm in an insane asylum
> except all the doctors are ponies
> all the patients are human
> I wander about
Celestia!? Where are you?
> Climb up some stairs, and the world dissolves again into some sort of shadow realm
> Find Celestia
> "Oy, Queeny!? What'cha tryin' to do?"
> "Blast you out of Anon's head!"
> "Keep tryin' Queeny, maybe you'll get me!"
Hey! Darkling! Over here!
> "Yeh, What you want, monkey?"
> zap
> "Fuckin' 'ell, ya git!"
> he dissolves, and doesn't return
> suddenly I'm back in the palace
Thanks so much Celestia
> "Anything to keep Equestria safe"
> "Watch this"
> She raises the sun
That's pretty cool
> "Yea, Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to bed"