Title:           Wut shots
Author:          Topjack
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/09Te8V80
First Edit:      Saturday 14th of November 2015 09:28:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 14th of November 2015 09:31:35 PM CDT

"Seriously Flash you got to fuck Twilight already."
>"E-excuse me Anon?"
"She's been trying to get your attention for weeks now."
>"Attention? What do you mean? I just hung out with her yesterday. You were there too."
"Exactly and every time I tried to leave you stopped me."
>"Well your home's military is really cool and I wanted to hear about it."
"Meanwhile Twilight was so obvious with her flirting that she could've just repeated 'RUT ME FLASH SENTRY' over and over, and that would've been just as subtle."
>"hmmm.... Look Anon, I know you and Twilight are pretty close friends and all, but..."
"But...?"
>He leaned in close so only anon could hear him.
>"She fucking scares me."
"...What?'
>"First I know this was before you got here, but one time she hypnotized an entire town into loving a cheap doll. Second she clearly has an unhealthy obsession with Princess Celestia, don't get me wrong I adore the princess, she's why I joined the guard, but she takes it to a creepy level."
"I have a feeling you're over thinking this."
>"Really? Don't you think its weird that she likes me even though I look like her brother?"
"Well that is a little odd."
>"Momma always told not to be fucking no crazy horses."
"In those exact words?"
>"Yep... My mom has issues."
"Well I'm sure she had good intentions."
>"She's in jail now..."
"Wha..."
>"She did a lot of bad things to my penis."
"I don't need to hear about this."
>"I still visit her every so often."
"Well forgiving is the first step in healing."
>"Normally on conjugal visit days."
"See you later Flash..."
>"She knows how to work the shaft quite well..."
"Stop following me Flash."