Title: Fluttershy's Anon Pt. 1 Author: Topjack Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/BAdYj94Q First Edit: Saturday 13th of September 2014 03:02:49 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 13th of September 2014 03:02:49 AM CDT >You are Fluttershy >and you feel wonderful >This morning is wonderful >Everything is so wonderful >You fly out of your wonderful room >to your wonderful kitchen > With the help of your wonderful wings >You decide to make two wonderful sandwiches >One with a big juicy looking flower >and the other with a juicy glob of protein-rich peanut butter >Of course you need two wonderful glasses of lemonade >Actually you might need some help carrying all this >Wonderful help ”Could you help me in here An-“ >“HEY ‘SHY WANNA PLAY BOARD GAMES?” A voice interrupts you from the kitchen window >Oh no, not now.   >You’re Rainbow Dash >and you’re one hay of a friend >When you last checked in on Fluttershy she wasn’t looking to good >she claimed to have a cold >But you’re no foal >she had all the signs >Raised wings >twitching tail >restless back legs >She was in heat! >poor girl >but you had an idea >last time your “month of moist” cropped up Twilight suggested playing board games to take your mind off of it >You resisted at first >but she convinced you that some calm, dry, math heavy board games would keep you occupied >It actually worked pretty well >you only fantasized about being DP’ed by playmare center-folds two dozen times >as opposed to the five dozen fantasies during your previous heat >Which is why you gathered your friends together and with a stack of board games you’re gonna help Fluttershy ride out her “weeks of winking” >er… not THAT kind of “riding” >After a short nature hike you finally arrive at Flutter’s cottage >but before you have a chance to crash through her roof pinkie hops ahead of you and shoves her head in Fluttershy’s kitchen window   >You are Pinkie Pie >and your best-est-est-est friend fluttershy is super duper pooper horny >wait DOES she like it in the pooper? >not that there is anything wrong with that >you wanna ask >But in her state it would make her worse >oh you wish you were stallion >because then you could make her smile >and possibly preggers >You’re not ready to be a pa >yet >once Rainbow Dash finishes her internal monologue you decide to surprise ‘Shy from her kitchen window >”Okay now that you’re caught up I’ll let you get back to ‘Shy.”   >You are once again Fluttershy >PANIC >BAD >NOT GOOD >You knew this would happen >You could only hide something like this for so long >You don’t know what to do “Pi-pi-pinkie Pie what are yo-you doing here?” you ask the mare poking her head through your window. >”Silly -filly  I asked if you wanted to play some board games.” “Oh um I’d love to Pinkie, but uh I’m not feeling well. So maybe we could-“ >”Oh no need to pretend ‘Shy we know that your cunny is in a funny. So we decided to help distract you with board games.” “WE?!”  you shouted all of your mounds of shyness melting for a brief moment. >”Totally.” Said Rainbow Dash flying in from above Pinkie. >”I got the whole gang together, we aren’t just going to let you writhe by yourself Flutters.” Continued Rainbow landing next to you and putting her hoof on your back. >Pinkie chimed in,  ”Absolutely! I brought all my best board games to pass the time.  Combat Boats, Sweets Peninsula, Brainium, Hint.“ >Before she could continue a knocking sound came from your front door >”That must be the others trying to use the lame entrance, I’ll let them in.” Said Dash leaving the kitchen >All of your friends here? >At once? >There is no way you can hide him now. >”The board game of living, The pinapple Leaving, Science: The Convention, Capitalistopoly.” Pinkie continues to rattle off names while your mind rushed a million miles an hour. >Wait no! >You can! >You just got to keep them out of your room. >WAIT. >”Rodent trick, visualnary, Chance, Rubik's Mobius strip…” >The door is WIDE open >If they even glance in there… >”Wordabble, Apologies! , Pointless chase, Why Did Grandpa do the Cat?” >No you can’t let that happen >Rushing out of the kitchen >You glance and see Dash struggling with the door >She talks likes using doors is lame, but the truth is that she never been able to get the hang of doorknobs >Rushing by the door to your room you slam it shut >Only after do you realize that it is unlikely someone could sleep through that. >”Hello darling I hope you’re feeling better.” Said the unmistakable voice of your best friend Rarity >One of the few mares you can be totally open with. >But you haven’t even told her about what’s going on. >Will she feel betrayed? “Oh yes Rarity I’m feeling much better, no need to waste your time with me.” >”Don’t be silly Fluttershy, we are glad to help.” Spoke yet ANOTHER voice >It was Twilight Sparkle using that know-it-all tone that honestly irritated a small part of you >Though you’d NEVER tell her that. >”Don’t you worry nothin about it Fluttershy, we’all made time to be here for you.” Said the poorly written drawl of Applejack. ”Good to see you Twilight and Applejack, listen I’m really flattered but I just need to be alone right now.” >”Now Fluttershy that’s ridiculous ‘alone’ is the last thing a mare wants to be in a time like this.” Rainbow said with a wiggle of her eyebrows. >”Now Dash I thought we agreed no dirty jokes.” Said Twilight scolding Rainbow Dash. >”I know I know, just saw an opening.” Snickered Rainbow Dash >Twilight rolled her eyes and choose the ignore the innuendo. >”I must say though Fluttershy you don’t look nearly as bad as Rainbow described?” Rairty asked “Oh well I umm…” >”Hey what the heck? You looked like hoof junk yesterday and now suddenly you seem normal.” Rainbow Questioned “Well um… you see… it passed.” >”It… passed?” Asked Twilight skeptically “Yep… Yay.” You said raising your front hoofs slightly >”Fluttershy, heat cycles don’t just stop. They build over the first third of the month, stay consistent through the middle third, then weaken during the final third. It doesn’t just instantly stop.” >”Yeh Flutters teh only way to make a heat go away is to have a roll in the hay with a colt…” she suddenly trailed off, then shifted her gaze from you to your bedroom door. >The others noticed the changed and followed her line of sight to your door. >Which you had foolishly placed yourself in front of in a very deliberate manner. >”Fluttershy…” Rarity said in a hushed tone >”You have company.” Twilight stated matter-of-factly >”Emphasis on “com”. Dash said in a rarely used dry tone. >”I’m here too.” Pinkie said in a low whisper >”Well ladies uh, we shouldn’t be taking up Fluttershy’s time like this, she clearly has other concerns right now.” Applejack said holding her hat in front of her face. >”Right um sorry to disturb you Fluttershy.” Twilight said >Having realized what they intruded on the ladies turned to leave. >Rarity suddenly leaned in and whispered >”Later you MUST fill me in on the details dear.” “Right, ok.” You said just thankful they were leaving without getting nosy. >Just then your bedroom door flew open with Anon standing there buck-ass naked and rubbing his eyes. >He brought his hands down and yawned >Only once his yawn completed did he notice your company >”Uh… Good morning ladies”