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  1. 23:50   CelestiaSun     Yes, he is rather full of himself. He believes that it is the common pony that should serve him, when it's actually the other way around
  2. 23:50   Effendil        So Cadance is also adopted ?
  3. 23:50   mqi3    What a douche.
  4. 23:51   XSI     Sounds like most human leaders
  5. 23:51   Lookis  Isn't she Luna's daughter?
  6. 23:51   CelestiaSun     Cadence is adopted yes
  7. 23:51   Lookis  WHA
  8. 23:51   Codifier        How does that even work?
  9. 23:51   Lookis  muh headcanon
  10. 23:51   Codifier        Luna just came back, she couldn't be Cadance's mother
  11. 23:51   Lookis  >Trapped for 1000 years
  12. 23:51   Lookis  >freed around Luna's freedom
  13. 23:51           *** Corr joined #astralponies
  14. 23:51   XSI     In before 'mmust have been lonely'
  15. 23:52   XSI     Hi Corr
  16. 23:52   Corr    Hi
  17. 23:52   Lookis  Sup
  18. 23:52   CelestiaSun     Van: Her coloring is surprisingly like a fanart of Nightmare Moon's foal she had on the moon. My god that was freaky
  19. 23:52   Effendil        There are other ponies adopted, which were given the title of prince or princess, out of these two?
  20. 23:52   Lookis  Why do you wear those gold shoes and how do they stay on
  21. 23:52   CelestiaSun     So I finally meet Corr
  22. 23:53   Codifier        That feels comic about Luna's unborn fetus dying?
  23. 23:53   XSI     Guys, I dont think that part is canon
  24. 23:53   CelestiaSun     Those are my Horse shoes Lookis, the slip on
  25. 23:53   prot    hi corr
  26. 23:53   Effendil        Corr in person...
  27. 23:53   Lookis  Yes, but why?
  28. 23:53   Codifier        Decoration?
  29. 23:53   Lookis  corr says he can't speak
  30. 23:53   prot    ooooooooh
  31. 23:54   mqi3    What.
  32. 23:54   prot    keep your soul spaghetti in check
  33. 23:54   Effendil        We'll regret him .... or not.
  34. 23:55   Effendil        No other prince or princess adopted aside Cadence and Blueblood ?
  35. 23:55   Corr    I feel like I'm going to explode
  36. 23:55   CelestiaSun     Speaking of spaghetti, I believe I was asked if anypony had spilled it in front of me. Yes, my subjects tend to get flustered quite a bit in front of me
  37. 23:55   TheCorrSimulator        Corr Simulation Shutting Down... (Error! Corr joined)
  38. 23:55           TheCorrSimulator shuts down
  39. 23:55           *** TheCorrSimulator is now known as Whoovsies
  40. 23:55   Corr    What's this
  41. 23:56   Whoovsies       Corr I have good news.
  42. 23:56   Corr    What is the good news
  43. 23:56   Effendil        you are pregnant.
  44. 23:56   XSI     Congratulations
  45. 23:56   XSI     It's twins
  46. 23:56   Whoovsies       Siamese twins.
  47. 23:56   Effendil        The fun has been doubled.
  48. 23:57   Corr    I mean
  49. 23:57   Corr    I feel it going to happen
  50. 23:57   Corr    I'm going to over react so hard
  51. 23:57   Effendil        Indeed.
  52. 23:57   Lookis  c'mon corr you got this
  53. 23:57   Corr    no I mean
  54. 23:57   Corr    I literally can't stop it
  55. 23:57   Whoovsies       He's going to exploden
  56. 23:57   prot    we're alk gonna make it brah
  57. 23:57   Whoovsies       BACK ON TOPICS
  58. 23:57   prot    channel your zyzz and go
  59. 23:57   Corr    I can't prevent this
  60. 23:57   Codifier        Random topic refocus
  61. 23:58   Lookis  Fine I'll ask fro Corr
  62. 23:58   Whoovsies       Celestia, has Derpy ever accidentally bumped into you
  63. 23:58   Lookis  For*
  64. 23:58   Codifier        Your student mentioned that Equestria was 100,000+ years old, but I don't think she clarified if that was the nation of Equestria, or the entire planet
  65. 23:58   XSI     Can't help but wonder what Celestia thinks of all this random off-topic
  66. 23:58   Effendil        I really want to know if there are others prince or princess...
  67. 23:58   CelestiaSun     Yes, I have two more adopted sons. Regent and Nova Sphere
  68. 23:58   Whoovsies       http://pastebin.com/AFvSQYRY
  69. 23:58   Whoovsies       For Corr.
  70. 23:59   Whoovsies       What do they look like, Celestia?
  71. 23:59   Corr    Oh
  72. 23:59   mqi3    Disclaimer: Don't count your chickens.
  73. 23:59   Corr    tell me about the sons?
  74. 23:59           *** Wishdream joined #astralponies
  75. 23:59   CelestiaSun     Miss Hooves has bumped into me when she was dropping her daughter off at my school. She's very clumsy with her eyes like that. But it's endearing.
  76. 23:59   Effendil        Couldn't fix that ?
  77. 00:00   Whoovsies       <Corr> Im Too haooyn
  78. 00:00   CelestiaSun     Regent is a Blue Earth Pony, he unfortunately gets picked on because of this
  79. 00:00   Whoovsies       Happy f
  80. 00:00   CelestiaSun     I could Effendil, but she insists on keeping them
  81. 00:01   Corr    A blue earth pony..
  82. 00:01   Corr    huh.
  83. 00:01   Whoovsies       Celestia, Corr is a charming man.
  84. 00:01   CelestiaSun     All the rest of the 'nobility' are Unicorns. Most of Canterlot is as well
  85. 00:01   CelestiaSun     so when I decided to adopt Regent, it caused quite a stir
  86. 00:01   Lookis  >Celestia's son
  87. 00:01           *** Juze|LaptopHDD joined #astralponies
  88. 00:01           +++ ChanServ has given op to Juze|LaptopHDD
  89. 00:01   Lookis  >picked on
  90. 00:01   Lookis  what
  91. 00:01   Corr    I have a question
  92. 00:01   Corr    Have you put people in your dungeon before?
  93. 00:01   mqi3    I assume the general opinion of Canterlot is that unicorns are superior.
  94. 00:01   Corr    If you have one.
  95. 00:02           *** Juze_ quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  96. 00:02   Effendil        He is adopted so, a son non blood related.
  97. 00:02   CelestiaSun     Yes Corr, I have. Unfortunately it wouldn't be the first time that someone has gotten rowdy and needed a time out.
  98. 00:02   CelestiaSun     They are never left down there for long though
  99. 00:03   Corr    Oh
  100. 00:03   Effendil        >implying you'll be the next.
  101. 00:03   mqi3    Now this is where things start getting steamy.
  102. 00:03   mqi3    Corr is sweating bullets. I can tell.
  103. 00:03   CelestiaSun     Nova Sphere is a white Unicorn like Blue Blood, but he isn't as large.
  104. 00:04   XSI     Steamy? What did I mis?
  105. 00:04   Corr    No
  106. 00:04   Corr    you see
  107. 00:04   XSI     Oh, just Corr
  108. 00:04   Corr    I'm too excited right now
  109. 00:04   CelestiaSun     Van: I think people are assuming. "Love Dungeon."
  110. 00:04   Corr    on the outside I'm fine
  111. 00:04   Corr    but on the inside
  112. 00:04   Effendil        I wouldn't be stuck in a dungeon.
  113. 00:04   Akwa    Hello everyone
  114. 00:04           --- Akwa is back
  115. 00:04   Corr    I'm going to explode
  116. 00:04   CelestiaSun     No, that would be my bed room. Something only a few have seen
  117. 00:04   XSI     Hii Akwa
  118. 00:04   XSI     Have you ever tried to farm or grow food of your own?
  119. 00:04   Lookis  Hey Akwa
  120. 00:05   prot    hello
  121. 00:05   mqi3    Hello Akwa, have you projected recently?
  122. 00:05           *** Foxxxy quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  123. 00:05   Effendil        Faudrait enregistrer toute cette session je pense.
  124. 00:05   CelestiaSun     I have a small garden on my balcony in my room. Just a few rows of small plants
  125. 00:05   Akwa    No, i've been pretty upset the last few days and haven't tried
  126. 00:05   mqi3    Ah.
  127. 00:05   Effendil        We should record all this session I think.
  128. 00:05   mqi3    I'm doing that already.
  129. 00:06   Effendil        Gosh, why did I write in french....
  130. 00:06   mqi3    My client saves all of the logs.
  131. 00:06   XSI     I bet I look like a total jackass on the logs
  132. 00:06   Codifier        I have an autolog
  133. 00:06   Akwa    That would be nice, it seems I missed a lot of it
  134. 00:06   Codifier        Yes, you do
  135. 00:06   prot    oh, that's good
  136. 00:06   Corr    Does controlling the sun take up a lot of energy?
  137. 00:06   XSI     How many languages does Equestria have anyway?
  138. 00:07           *** Wishdream is now known as Rarity[Opal]
  139. 00:07   prot    i'm afraid i'll be going soon, shame
  140. 00:07   Effendil        Do you understand all language upon English ?
  141. 00:07   Effendil        *aside english.
  142. 00:08   CelestiaSun     Yes,controlling the sun takes a lot of energy. Luckily I have figured out ways to reduce the strain
  143. 00:08   Corr    Oh
  144. 00:08   CelestiaSun     Unicorns use to move the sun, but I realized that I could just rotate the planet.
  145. 00:08   Codifier        Wouldn't moving the sun disrupt the entire solar system?
  146. 00:08   Effendil        Rather it is the control of the rotation of your planet rather than the sun, right?
  147. 00:09   XSI     Ever made a mistake in planet rotation? And if so, how did that go?
  148. 00:09   prot    keep me in mind in case i tried to project into your exact equestria, that would help. Goodnight Princess and everyone else!
  149. 00:09   Effendil        goodnight prot
  150. 00:09   Codifier        night
  151. 00:09   XSI     Night Prot
  152. 00:10   CelestiaSun     That is part of the reason why I stopped. I had to cancel the effects of the gravity on everything. I have no idea how many planets were lost when they suddenly didn't have the sun in the same position
  153. 00:10   Codifier        Your system must look really weird now
  154. 00:10   Codifier        Oh well
  155. 00:10   Effendil        The power required to move the sun must be colossal.
  156. 00:10   XSI     I'd like to take a look at that system. It sounds interesting
  157. 00:11           *** Forge joined #astralponies
  158. 00:11   Effendil        Luna couldn't move the sun also ?
  159. 00:11   Effendil        Go out Forge. We are RPing
  160. 00:12   CelestiaSun     opps
  161. 00:12           *** CelestiaSun is now known as Van01
  162. 00:12   Van01   looks like she has to go
  163. 00:12   Whoovsies       Wut
  164. 00:12   Whoovsies       Oh.
  165. 00:12   Whoovsies       Whelp.
  166. 00:12   Effendil        Oh.
  167. 00:12   Effendil        why ?
  168. 00:12   XSI     Bye Celestia
  169. 00:12   Whoovsies       She saw Forge and said
  170. 00:12   Whoovsies       Aww hell no.
  171. 00:12   Van01   No, she's getting woken up
  172. 00:12   XSI     Well, that was fun
  173. 00:12   Van01   guess something happened
  174. 00:12   Codifier        >__>
  175. 00:12   prot    so i didn't miss much
  176. 00:12   Forge   good
  177. 00:12   Codifier        Aw
  178. 00:12   prot    oh well
  179. 00:12   Codifier        Oh well
  180. 00:12   Lookis  We don't have a thread up
  181. 00:13   XSI     I got to make crude sex jokes in the general direction of royalty. I'd say that's a good evening
  182. 00:13   Codifier        We shouldn't have a thread up
  183. 00:13   Codifier        It's in the middle of the week
  184. 00:13   prot    pastebin log anyone?
  185. 00:13   Lookis  >Her love dungeon
  186. 00:13   Lookis  why
  187. 00:13   Codifier        I guess I can do that
  188. 00:13   Akwa    Damn timezones, I was in classes for the whole thing
  189. 00:13   XSI     For the record: I didn't sleep last night. I take no responsibility for the stupid shit I asked
  190. 00:13   XSI     Except for the good stuff
  191. 00:13   XSI     I take responsibility for that
  192. 00:14   prot    how's it van?
  193. 00:14   Corr    Im a pussy
  194. 00:14   Lookis  Forge
  195. 00:14   Codifier        I wasn't here for all of it, though
  196. 00:14   Lookis  can you give me some tips for shutting my body's senses off when I mental project?
  197. 00:14   mqi3    Neither was I.
  198. 00:14   Codifier        So my log is technically incomplete
  199. 00:14   mqi3    Now I have to go and do things.
  200. 00:15   Effendil        mental project, it's not as astral project ?
  201. 00:15   prot    you mean the kickoff from the wonderland?
  202. 00:15   mqi3    Mental Projection is astral projection whilst meditating, whereas the technique most often used here is sleep projection.
  203. 00:15   Van01   sorry, I had to go do something
  204. 00:15   Codifier        http://pastebin.com/DQ6ajbQi
  205. 00:16   mqi3    Now I shall go.
  206. 00:16   mqi3    Farewell.
  207. 00:16   Van01   What do you mean prot?
  208. 00:16   XSI     Bye
  209. 00:16           *** mqi3 quit (Quit: Leaving.)
  210. 00:16   Effendil        Ah, I thought we were talking about astral projection in both cases, as the result is the same.
  211. 00:16   prot    tired?
  212. 00:16   Van01   yeah, head hurts
  213. 00:16   Van01   going to go lay down
  214. 00:17   Van01   so, see you guys later
  215. 00:17   Effendil        Goodnight.
  216. 00:17           *** Van01 quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  217. 00:18   Effendil        It is impossible to project when you've already eaten anyway.
  218. 00:18           *** Rarity[Opal] left #astralponies ("Out of all the worst things that could happen, this is the! Worst! Possible! Thing!")
  219. 00:18   XSI     Technically not impossible
  220. 00:18   XSI     Just harder
  221. 00:19   Effendil        The stomach does not stop moving, and besides frequent spitting.
  222. 00:19   Lookis  >reading XSI coming on to Celelstia
  223. 00:19   Lookis  why
  224. 00:20   XSI     Intended as joke
  225. 00:20   XSI     I don't do one-night stands
  226. 00:20   Effendil        sure =P
  227. 00:20   Codifier        Celestia doesn't do one-century stands
  228. 00:21   Effendil        I don't think she's immortal.
  229. 00:21   Codifier        She's 3000+ at the moment
  230. 00:21   Lookis  yup
  231. 00:21   Lookis  >celestia asks if you guys have friends
  232. 00:21   Lookis  my sides
  233. 00:21   Whoovsies       I bet that
  234. 00:22   Corr    holy shit
  235. 00:22   Whoovsies       Corr will immediately try to have a relationship with Celestia
  236. 00:22   Effendil        Need the whole log.
  237. 00:22   prot    how are you corr
  238. 00:22   Corr    At first
  239. 00:22   Corr    I was pretty much getting to the nervous wreck stage
  240. 00:22   Corr    and then
  241. 00:22   Corr    it left me
  242. 00:22   Corr    and now the feels are kicking in
  243. 00:22   Corr    >tfw you're a pussy
  244. 00:23   prot    at least she acknowledges you and even gives you a chance
  245. 00:23   Lookis  ^
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