Title:           Remember Kids Don't Do The Dozer Duggy
Author:          Toasty_Ghost
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zcEFiiac
First Edit:      Thursday 6th of November 2014 01:52:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 6th of November 2014 01:52:35 PM CDT

>Flutter Shield busts through window
>"S-stop and d-drop to the ground... i-if that's ok w-with you..."
>Pull up my Thanatos .50 cal rifle
>Point at Flutters and scream "Oh shit! Shield!"
>*BOOM*
>Ears ringing
>BloodyHellThatWasLoud.mp5
>Shield and yellow quiet are no longer existent
>See Tazer Dash fly through my second window and before I can do anything all I can feel is 50 thousand volts running through my body
>Can't aim correcting to save myself
>Twilight Dozer comes through my front door and wrecks my shit with a Pegia - 12 fully auto
>On my floor with hundreds of lead balls in my body
>Twitching occasionally because 50k volts
>Bleeding out and coughing up my blood
>Then batman falls out of my roof into my room and explodes Jihad style and kills everyone
>Today was a justice kind of day