A Turning Point

“DING DONG!” “Damn who rings the door bell at this hou..” Looks over at clock “I’ve been asleep till 2pm that is great.” Opens door

 

“Hello sir” the UPS guy said

 

“Hi” I said back.

 

“I need you to sign here.” he pointed to the electronic notepad kind of thing.

 

I signed it then he left. “What could this be? I haven't ordered anything.” I was about to open it when I got another knock on my door. “Damn I see to be getting all the visitor's today.” I open the door ones more. Its my friend Josh I’ve known him since we we're in elementary school  and we have been friends since.

 

“Hey Anon whats up?” He asked as I let him in

 

“Well I got a mysterious package I need to open.”

 

“Sounds fun” He sat down on my couch.

 

I walked over  and sat by him as I grabbed the package and took out my pocket knife. I ripped it open and this powder went over me and Josh.

 

“What the hell was that?” He asked me covered in the powder which was gray.

 

“I don't fucking know” I said looking into the box seeing nothing more than a ripped bag the powder flew out of.

 

“I might be over reacting but maybe we need to go to the ER.” Josh saying as he seemed worried.

 

“Na we're be fine Josh don't worry.” I said as I grabbed a towel to wipe the powder off of me then handed it to Josh.

 

We sat there a bit then he got the idea to watch some My Little Pony. “Sure I'll watch haven't seen it in a while.” The show itself had ended about a year ago 2016, but I had netflix so we just watched it from there, and it seemed to get the powder stuff off our mind.

 

That night Josh decided he would stay over so we drank a bit and played some n64 Zelda. Then we did that till around midnight when Josh passed out on the couch.

 

When I was in my room I tried picking up a bottle to throw it away it seemed I couldn't. I just blamed it on the alcohol and went to bed.  

   

I woke up around 7am feeling a bit off. Nothing seemed to be except the fact I couldn't hold stuff still. I walked into the Living room Josh was already awake and had a scared look on him. “Josh something wrong?”

 

He looked at me and just stared for a bit. “Yes” he said out right

 

“What is wrong?”

 

“I have a fucking tail, and at that its purple and pink.”

 

“I turned away about to start laughing thinking how crazy he sounded.”

 

“Anon.”

 

“Yea”

 

“Look behind yourself”

 

“What do you mean?”

 

He started laughing crazy. I walked into the bathroom after noticing I had not taken my morning piss I pulled my pants down and noticed something. “What the fuck I have a fucking tail.” I could here Josh laughing in the other room after that comment.

 

I ran into the living room. “Why the fuck do I have a tail Josh?”

 

“I don't know I'm in the same boat as you guessing why we have tails.”

 

After noticing the tail I sat down it wasn't very comfortable to have a tail balled up in your pants, so I cut a hole in my pants for my tail to go though, I noticed it was rainbow colored.