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Triple C's in Equestria

By: TickTock on Mar 14th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.79 KB  |  hits: 29  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Oneshot in Equestria
  2. >Wake up to the sound of a loud bang
  3. >Triple C
  4. >Cleanse, Crap, Clip your beard
  5. >Walk downstairs gotta have cereal
  6. >Grab yourself a nice and fresh apple from AJ'S gift basket
  7. >More than you got from Rarity
  8. "Generosity my ass"
  9. >Knock Knock Knock
  10. "Oh for fu-"
  11. >On your doorstep is the number 1, bleeding out from a gunshot wound with a note stapled to it's head
  12. >The smell of a barnyard orgy already tells you who wrote this
  13. >Dear Anon, Look up
  14. >In front of you stands no other than the devil
  15. "What the fuck Fluttershy, How the fuck did you do this"
  16. >You exclaim
  17. >"Are One shots your fetish Anon?
  18. >Do you even need to ask?
  19. >You launch Fluttershy into the sky with a roundhouse to her face
  20. >Damn this Body's going to make a mess
  21. >At least you're not
  22. >Fucking Fluttershy
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