Title:           Is your refrigerator running in Equestria
Author:          TickTock
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First Edit:      Sunday 17th of March 2013 04:19:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 17th of March 2013 04:19:29 PM CDT

>Day Artic winter in Equestria
>You are Anon, Obviously
>Christ reader were you expecting anyone else
>This is Flutterrape not Anonrape, though that gives me an idea
>But i digress
>You awaken to the the smell of...
>BACON!?
>HOLY SHIT IS THAT BACON
>After two years of being a vegan you could say that you had a slight craving for meat
>Gottagofast
>You Usain Bolt your way down the stairs to meet eyes with none other than yellow-quiet serving you up a good Ol' full english
>Fuck yeah British breakfast
 
"Flutters"
>"Yes sweetie?"
"Don't call me that, didn't i change my locks again just yesterday"
>"W-well yes b-but I..."
"You know what, just for this meat I'll let you off for today"
>"yay"
>God she would be so cute if she wasn't a creepy rapist
>"So what are you scheming for today, I assume you didn't break everything you stand for for no reason"
>She shudders as you make her relive her terrifying ordeal
>"Mr snout didn't even see it soming, he thought I was feeding him"
"Sorry Flutters i didn't quite hear that"
>You reach out for your breakfast feast as your godly meal is snatched away
"There's a catch to this food Anon"
 
>Damnit
>Why is there always a damn catch
>You can already see where this is going
>A simple date
>You can tell because she's blushing harder than a... thingy
>You'll think about that later when you're bored on this date
"What's the catch Flutters?"
>At this point her coat has turned as orange as Applejack
>"A date, j-just one date at SugarCube Corner
"Alright it's a date"
>"r-r-really?"
"Pinkie promise, meet you at 2?"
>"It's a date"
>Dear god the things you do for bacon
 
>1 plateful of bacon, a shit, a shower and a shave later you begin to get ready for your... date
>Why did you have to Pinkie promise
>You never want to break one of those again
>But that's another story
>You don youself with a simple shirt, tie and jeans
>How Rarity made these you'll never know
>You slip on your shoes and start to walk to SugarCube Corner
>It was great for you living in the Equestrian summers
>While evryone else was exhausted from heat you and your furless body triumphed over the lesser species
 
>You open the door to SugarCube Corner only to find it completely empty save for Fluttershy and Rarity?
"Rarity what are you doing here"
>"Well Anonymous darrrrrrrrling"
>Why does she have to act like a Canterlotian
>No Canterer, Canterer sounds more fitting for the ponys
>"I'm here to help Fluttershy with her little date with you deary, it was my idea after all"
>Who else could it be
"Whatever, so I'm assuming that you have it all planned out romantically then Rare"
>"But of course darling"
"Figures"
>"So what would you like to have then"
"You're serving us, don't make me laugh"
>"Well who else would, Pinkie's visiting her family and the cakes took some time off to bond with Pound and Pumpkin"
>Your sides are now in orbit
>"O-oh just a Milkshake for me please Rarity"
>"Certainly darling and you Anonymous"
"Anon. Ice cream sundae please Rare"
>"You're wish is my command lovers"
>You will have your revenge
 
>Two hours
>Two whole fucking hours and nothing
"Rarity what the fuck is going on!"
>"Just a second darling"
>The panick in her voice just encourages you even more
"You have 10 minutes or we're leaving"
>"Alright darling, Fluttershy can you help me for a moment"
>"O-oh umm sure Rarity"
>So here you are, on your own in SugarCube Corner, waiting for two colourful cartoon ponies to make you a dessert
>What the fuck have i done with my life?
>Anon can you help us get the ice cream off the top shelf
"Just make Fluttershy fly up and get it"
>"It's too heavy for her Anonymous, be a gentlemen"
>The shit you put up with
 
"Alright what shelf is it on"
>You say as you walk into the freezer
>"I-I'll show you Anon"
"Lead the way Flutterbutt"
SLAM!
>That can't be good
"Damnit Rarity i thought you were holding the door"
>"I was Anonymous, but then i thought about a game from my youth"
>Please no
>"Seven minutes in heaven"
>Is there even a heaven in Equestria
>You'll have to ask Purple Booksmarts next time you see her
>"I'll be back in seven minutes Darling's"
"Fluttershy"
>"Yes Anon?"
"Touch me at all and I'll never speak to you again"
>"I would never do anything without your permission Anon"
>Watching her feign innocence is adorable
"Well, nothing to do but wait for Rarity"
 
>Blushing harder than spike watching Rarity bathe
>It's terrible but your terrible at analogies
>"How's it going darlings"
"Rarity stop saying fucking darling so bloody much"
>"We're ready to come out now Rarity"
>"You'll have to tell me all about it at the spa later Fluttershy, now let me just unlock the...oh"
>Please no
"Rarity"
>"Yes"
"Why the 'Oh'
>"W-well the latch on the freezer may be...stuck"
"Oh ok then, go and find Twilight she'll be able to help"
>"Y-you're not angry darling"
"YES I'M FUCKING GOD-DAMN ANGRY RARITY, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT GET US OUT I'LL BITE OFF YOUR SHITTY FUCKING HORN AND TEAR YOU A NEW FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUCK UP PRISSY BITCH"
>"I'll find Twilight as quickly as i can darling"
"STOP SAYING FUCKING DARLING"
 
>You pull Fluttershy out from underneath the storage boxes
>You forgot how much you scare ponies with your voice
>Some ponies say it even rivals that of Luna when you are really mad
"Fluttershy"
>"Y-Yes?"
"Wake me up when Rarity comes back and has had enough time to run away"
"O-okay"
>Of course you'd never dream about hurting a pony, let alone an element bearer
>Celly would probably kill you for treason or some horse shit
>heh
>And with that you drift into dream land
 
>"Hello again Anon"
"Hey lulu"
>She blushes from your nickname
>What everyone else didn't know is that you've actually been dating luna for around 3 months in your dreams
>Of course what with being a princess and all Luna didn't have much time for 'personal interests' but being able to visit you in your dreams works as a handy slot for free time
>Hours spent in your dream world are merely minutes in the real world
>Strange how things work out
>however you are rudely torn from your Luna by the sound of chattering
>Your adorable rapist is freezing to death
>"A-a-anon, s-sorry i-if I woke y-you"
"Don't mention it Flutters, today is your lucky day"
>"What do you mean?"
"We're going to have to snuggle to keep warmer"
>You are slapped in the face by Fluttershy's wing
"Ow Flutters control yourself, this is a non-sexual snuggle"
>"S-sorry
"Don't mention it"
 
>"Darlings!"
>Oh thank god
"Get off me you yellow pervert I'm free. FREE!"
>You run out of SCC screaming and punching any foal in your path
>"Oh thats right, Anonymouse is claustrophobic isn't her darling"
>"You broke my stallion..."
 
fin.